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Lt Cracken
05-17-2000, 10:38 PM
Back, and in full throttle.

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Shootist
05-17-2000, 10:47 PM
Welcome back!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Boldly Going Nowhere

Lt Cracken
05-17-2000, 10:53 PM
thanx.

Imladil
05-18-2000, 05:36 AM
Greetings, human. Unless you're actually a very sophisticated AI program, in which case all bets are off.

Otherwise, howdy! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

Chillin
05-18-2000, 11:01 PM
I saw that episode of Dragon Ball Z, it was cool. So you were gone...so thats why no one yelled at me when I...

Imladil
05-19-2000, 04:45 AM
Oh, and we all behaved like drunken goats in an ice rink while you were gone...

The Master
05-19-2000, 04:08 PM
Yep, more drunk than that Imladil. Should we sumerize what happened?

Lt Cracken
05-19-2000, 11:29 PM
oh, please, HUMOR me. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Imladil
05-20-2000, 03:24 AM
Well, it all started when Shootist and I rolled in with the tequila and Mexican hookers. Since the rest of the squad was there on shore leave, we all partied the town up until about two a.m.

Two a.m. was when we discovered the local police didn't have a sense of humor. The Master was running a bedsheet up the flagpole at City Hall while Raven and Chillin shot flaming arrows at it. Well, one arrow hit the Mayor's house...his daughter's bedroom window, actually. The Master's Apprentice went in after it while Lujayne and rebel_jediknight started up the local air raid siren. By the time CNN got there, the police were flushing the streets with tear gas and several city blocks were on fire.

We were all okay, though. We rocketed out in our starfighters. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited May 20, 2000).]

The Master
05-20-2000, 12:36 PM
And thus, here we all are.

Shootist
05-20-2000, 01:06 PM
LT., Imladil didn't want to tell you about stealin' the Royal Lipizahn Stallions and riding them through the Kentucky Derby like a bunch of drunk cowboys. I'm afraid we had too much fun chasing all the mares around Lexington right before post time. We force fed the horses mint julips til LUJAYNE showed us how to play horse soccer in the track's infield...much fun was had by all.
Then Daisy Duke showed up and everybody sobered up so she would let us drive the General Lee around the track. There's more but I AIN'T TELLIN' http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Boldly Going Nowhere

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Chillin
05-20-2000, 08:51 PM
There was one more thing we dunked Kasan in a burning vat of tar, shoved her in my proton torpedo launch tube and launched her into space where she imploded because her mass, and turned into a black hole. And just before she started sucking up the planet we went to lightspeed and got away. We are going to have to make sure no one goes near there and pulled out of hyperspace and crushed to a million pieces in the maw. Hey ya know what, we destroyed a planet, I guess that makes us as powerful as a Death Star.

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Imladil
05-21-2000, 03:55 AM
Anyone mention yet how the ancient god of wine, Bacchus, made an appearance and dubbed us all official 'Bacchateers?' I think that was before we derailed the circus train, but I could be wrong about that...

The Master
05-21-2000, 08:29 PM
Wasn't my Apprentice on board that train before we derailed it?

[This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 21, 2000).]

Imladil
05-22-2000, 12:45 AM
Well, the last I saw of The Master's Apprentice was when he broke into the pikachu pen at the city zoo. Things looked pretty scary down that way, which was why Shootist and I stole that teevee news helicopter and dumped forty tons of flour into the crowd.

Who woulda thought the FAA had a regulation about aerial flour bombardment, anyway?

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Shootist
05-22-2000, 11:15 PM
...and then we found out that the Vatican really frowns on it when you steal the Pope mobile and enter it in the Talladega 500. Shucks, after we painted it black and stinciled a big white "3" the crowd didn't know whether to cheer or pray. We only got second place...Earnhardt was a bit confused too. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Boldly Going Nowhere

Chillin
05-23-2000, 01:35 AM
I think we frightened him off.

Imladil
05-23-2000, 05:51 AM
I think I frightened myself off!

The Master
05-23-2000, 09:35 PM
Oh well, there comes a time in all of our lives that we scare ourselfs of into some small, dark corner. So your not alone.

Chillin
05-23-2000, 09:40 PM
If you want something really scarey, you should go into a dark room and think about that one thing where there is no life after death and no god nothing this life on Earth is it thats all. If you really think about it in depth it is the scariest thing, well to me.

Shootist
05-24-2000, 12:36 AM
LT CRACKEN..uh..hello...you gettin' all this? Ya missed a whole bunch-o-fun...uh..hello? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

The Master
05-24-2000, 08:54 PM
I get it! Wait, I'm not LT CRACKEN...

Chillin
05-24-2000, 09:01 PM
He's not replying to any of this, I think he left us again. Helllooo, Cracky are you out there?

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"For eternal happiness send 10 dollars to Chillin at Chillin@dellnet.com" :)

Imladil
05-25-2000, 03:20 AM
Aw, he'll show up in a month or so, be officious for awhile, then silently disappear...

The moderator to watch out for is Lujayne...she watches, but doesn't say much so people forget she's there. Don'tcha, Lujayne? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

<font size=1>Watch her not say anything.</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

Innror
05-25-2000, 05:39 AM
Well, she's in China right now, so she doesn't watch you guys that much at the moment i think not http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

Imladil
05-25-2000, 06:48 AM
Oh, and they don't have computers in China...?

China? What's she doing in China, for Pete's sake? I obviously missed something.

I hope she checks the price of tea while she's there. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master
05-25-2000, 03:35 PM
I was once in china, with some nuclear war heads.

Innror
05-25-2000, 05:08 PM
I've heard from a friend of her's that she has no internet acces over there http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif. By the way, she's doing some kind of studying http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

The Master
05-25-2000, 06:26 PM
Studying what?

Chillin
05-25-2000, 07:29 PM
I now she's a spy for the C.I.A. trying to figure out how much the Chinese know about our nuclear secrets. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Innror
05-25-2000, 09:12 PM
Actually she's taking language, culture and history classes besides her CIA work http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

Chillin
05-26-2000, 12:55 PM
And your her partner keeping things under wraps here at home. I'm on to your secrets...let me guess, I'm getting too close and your going to have to kill me now aren't you?

Innror
05-26-2000, 03:14 PM
Nah, i think i'll just smack you in the face a few times http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master
05-26-2000, 05:54 PM
May I be of any assistance?

Innror
05-26-2000, 06:11 PM
Sure, you can kick him in the groin http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master
05-28-2000, 03:17 PM
Sure!

Chillin
05-28-2000, 07:50 PM
What?!?! Is this national beat up on CHILLIN day or something?

R.A.V.E.N.
05-28-2000, 07:53 PM
Cracken doesent need to show up, see we worked out a system where one of us posts once every six months...... And Im early, but I have a reason! Make note: MY BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 13th! That is all.

The Master
05-28-2000, 09:40 PM
We will be sure to celebrate for you! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Chillin
05-29-2000, 01:57 AM
Hey my birthgay is June 27! That really has no realivance but if anyone cares...

Imladil
05-31-2000, 05:31 PM
Happy birthday...or, in Raven's case, happy hatchday.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Shootist
06-01-2000, 12:40 AM
R.A.V.E.N. Happy upcoming Birthday! Are you the one who can finally answer the old question..."which came first, the Raven or the egg?"

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

R.A.V.E.N.
06-01-2000, 04:04 AM
Well duh! The visitors came first, then they made the first raven and flew away in their saucers. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master's Apprentice
06-01-2000, 04:19 PM
Well I'm back. I had to avoid Imladil's flying monkeies, but I'm alright.

The Master
06-01-2000, 06:50 PM
(gasp) I thought you were dead! No! He is back!

Imladil
06-01-2000, 07:25 PM
Dangit! You give flying monkeys beer, and they let the enemy escape! Let this be a lesson for any deranged despot whose plans for world domination include flying monkeys and alcoholic beverages. Next time I'll just control everyone with hypnotizing Japanese robot cartoons on teevee.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
06-01-2000, 07:26 PM
Imladil, we need to make a secret plan to take him out!

Chillin
06-03-2000, 07:46 PM
THE MASTER your apprentice is back! Amazing! Now he will stay forever and postand post and post... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Life is fair." It has now been written.

Evil Spock
06-04-2000, 05:16 AM
I know how to get rid of the human monkey. We'll get him drunk on Romulan ale--no, make that Romulan moonshine--then transport him to the alternate universe.

He will make an excellent drone on one of our conquest carriers.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"Beware the bearded one."

Chillin
06-04-2000, 03:06 PM
Geez you guys really show no mercy. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Life is fair." It has now been written.

The Master
06-04-2000, 06:45 PM
Show mercy to my apprentice? Never!

Imladil
06-05-2000, 08:43 AM
*(As Imladil is approaching the Imperial enclaves of Kile II, preparing to let fly missiles and zap up little punk TIE fighters, he thinks 'Wait! What of mercy?' This is all the time it takes to get shot down, and an important lesson is learned.)*

There is no mercy in Rogue Squadron. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
06-05-2000, 02:43 PM
My point proven.

Chillin
06-06-2000, 07:37 PM
I wasn't telling you to show mercy, I was just saying you don't.

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"Life is fair." It has now been written.

Imladil
06-07-2000, 04:48 AM
Maybe that's why he's The Master. I just knew there had to be a reason.

The Master
06-07-2000, 07:01 PM
I AM THE MASTER!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!