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The Master
06-22-2000, 08:52 PM
I have been thinking that maybe use idiots can make arrangments on this topic of when to meet in the Chat room. We need to make it good for something!

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"What is thy bidding thy Master"- Darth Vader.
Go into the pantry and steal a cookie!"- me.

Commander 5-98
06-22-2000, 10:34 PM
Hows 7:00 central sound?

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Shootist
06-22-2000, 11:27 PM
Any particular day?

The Master
06-23-2000, 12:43 AM
Well, I live on the eastern coast. We will have to find out about the time zones so we get on at the same time.

Chillin
06-23-2000, 11:05 PM
I'm on central time.

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"The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!"

Imladil
06-24-2000, 01:02 AM
Time is meaningless in my dimension.

Commander 5-98
06-24-2000, 01:03 AM
Wednesday

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

George the Armadillo
06-24-2000, 02:56 AM
I live in a place where time is but a paradox and nothing is at it seems. It looks a lot like that Dali painting with the melting watches...I forget what it's called The Persistence of Time (or Memory)
Armadillos are an intelligent master race here. We purged the Aardvarks and Anteaters simply because they annoyed us a lot.
We used specially trained gerbils to do all the work for us; it frees us to contemplate the universe and expand our minds, which is not nearly as deep and meaningful as you woulld think. Cheese is plentiful, as is Dr. Pepper and BBQ chips. We are currently working on the technology to enlighten your Armadillos and take over your world.
We have but one weakness...

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Imladil
06-24-2000, 06:10 AM
An inability to cross the freeway quickly? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

The Master
06-24-2000, 05:27 PM
Well since I live on the east coast, despite what time your computer says I posted this it is 2:32 right now. And when does your computer say I posted this?

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"What is thy bidding thy Master"- Darth Vader.
Go into the pantry and steal a cookie!"- me.

George the Armadillo
06-25-2000, 12:15 AM
Your Earth Armadillos are stupid, and cannot understand my people.

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Imladil
06-25-2000, 05:23 AM
Yeah? Well, your Earth people are so stupid they can't understand my armadillos--!

Wait...

Chillin
06-25-2000, 10:35 PM
Sorry Armadillo, we shouldn't have made Imladil our spokes person. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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"The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!"

The Master
06-25-2000, 10:46 PM
Or even me. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

George the Armadillo
06-26-2000, 02:36 AM
http://homepages.go.com/~trouveres/armadillos/dillo013.gif
There I am!!! Ain't a sexy armored mammal thingy?

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

The Master
06-26-2000, 03:13 PM
It look more ugly than anything else.

Chillin
06-26-2000, 04:42 PM
Don't Armidallos take dirt baths? Ahh that explains a few things. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

The Master
06-27-2000, 01:41 AM
.....or everything. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

George the Armadillo
06-27-2000, 02:44 AM
That would be confusing me with your standard Earth Armadillos. They were once a colony of Armadillos from my world, but they lost their way and their technologies failed. They reverted to our old ways, before the "Enlightenment", which was a lot like the beginning of 2001, but with armadillos instead of apes.

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

The Master
06-27-2000, 05:03 PM
And they shrunk into pitiful little animals. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

George the Armadillo
06-27-2000, 06:07 PM
Yes, they did shrink. They could no longer maintain the nutritional intake they needed to survive as a full size armadillo. I, as an average sized armadillo, am just over a whopping FOUR FEET LONG!!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif (Including tail)

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Commander 5-98
06-27-2000, 10:27 PM
well thats your problem!

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

The Master
06-27-2000, 11:54 PM
And a big one at that!

Shootist
06-28-2000, 02:21 AM
Armadillos remind me of my ex-wife. She Never ventured forth before 2:30p.m.:then only if the weed was tempting. Her heart was tougher than an armadillo's hide and she had a tail, only hers was forked like Satan's. Above ass she NEVER EVER did ANY house keeping!!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Commander 5-98
06-28-2000, 03:37 AM
The last time I saw an armadilo I was running it over...
But one as big as George hmmm...!
Drag out my gundam and prepare its beam cannon!

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Imladil
06-28-2000, 08:45 AM
An armadillo is a cross between a woodlouse (or a 'roly-poly' as they're more popularly known) and a long-eared ferret.

Or maybe not.

The Master
06-28-2000, 04:13 PM
And thereforth you have an Armadilo. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

George the Armadillo
06-28-2000, 05:08 PM
When the Armadillo Warships arrive in your star system...you'll be in mild danger.

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Commander 5-98
06-28-2000, 05:40 PM
Only mild danger I was looking for action not wimps... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

The Master
06-28-2000, 08:32 PM
The wimps called armidilloes!

Lt Cracken
06-28-2000, 10:17 PM
And he said MILD. I think as Rogues, we can handle MILD danger, don't you? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

George the Armadillo
06-28-2000, 10:25 PM
Now, you do have faster than light warhead delivery systems and energy weapons that could burn your moon to a cinder in under a second? Because if you have that kind of technology, then it's mild. But our Armadillo Ralph-class battlecruisers could vaporize the first two miles of the crust of your planet in a few hours, unless you have the proper shielding, which I doubt you do. Your tame Q you have down there might slow us down. Some.

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Commander 5-98
06-28-2000, 11:15 PM
I myself have been building a defense system for my planet and I won't let some armadillo drive me away.
By the way i have scanners that scan within the next thirty starsystems and my defense system is made up of several hundred gundams that can go 6 point past the speed of light.I made them out of an alien ship 3 times bigger than jupiter.I guess you could say I scraped the thing.
And further more I have tested each and every one of those gundams and there pilots and concluded that your forces are no match for my gundams.

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Commander 5-98
06-28-2000, 11:39 PM
And here is an animation of one:
http://www.geocities.com/ragnarok._2384/cannon.gif

Do I need to kick your armored hide all the way across the universe i'll do it.

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon


[This message has been edited by Commander 5-98 (edited June 28, 2000).]

<font size=1> That should work....

[This message has been edited by Lt Cracken (edited June 29, 2000).]

The Master
06-28-2000, 11:42 PM
Also if I put up my sheilding for the planet with COMANDER 58-9'S sheild your pitiful race can't destroy us humans. No little animal can destroy this MASTER! Ha!

Shootist
06-29-2000, 12:09 AM
Heck, I got me one of them thar 1972 Ford Country Squire station wagon with oversize tires. Brang them lil' rats-on-the-half-shell ON Bubba!!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

George the Armadillo
06-29-2000, 02:41 AM
Mobile suits? Oh please...a station wagon...Gundams...
We have numerous infiltrators inside your society. Your American President? Yup, an Armadillo. Lots of people are Armadillos. There are also a few other species out there, like Lemurs and Meerkats and Aardvarks.
The Armadillos will rise! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/cool.gif


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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Commander 5-98
06-29-2000, 03:26 AM
Just on prob my aromored friend you people were the first to know about my Gundams(besides me).HAHA Got I hve you were I want you my mammily commrade http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/tongue.gif

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Imladil
06-29-2000, 05:47 AM
I can deal with the space armadillos! I have been secretly training a division of holographic kamikaze death weasels with strap-on jet packs and potato guns. Perhaps now would be a good time to unleash my evil dominion upon the world...

Flying monkeys? Nothing. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

--Thrustweasel of Earth

Shootist
06-29-2000, 11:56 AM
Now THAT'S the IMLADIL I remember...diabolically creative.

Commander 5-98
06-29-2000, 02:27 PM
You are very right my friend...
http://www.geocities.com/ragnarok_2384/cannon.gif

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

The Master
06-29-2000, 05:32 PM
Ooooooooooooooooo....... Look at the fireworks! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/cool.gif

Lt Cracken
06-29-2000, 08:59 PM
and that's the UN-upgraded one.

I have Wing Zero, the upgraded version of Wing, so all ya'll armadillo's watch yer backs........ >:^)

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Commander 5-98
06-29-2000, 09:18 PM
Thank you...
http://freeweb.pdq.net/trowa/maingallery/38.jpg
http://freeweb.pdq.net/trowa/maingallery/74.jpg

Now try that on for size my armored rodent of an enemy...

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Chillin
06-30-2000, 12:45 AM
Big pictures. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif And to add to the collection of defences I have stationed hundreds of Golan Space Stations in our orbit. Each have the fire power of a SSD. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif HA! Bring on the oversized roly-polys!

Imladil
06-30-2000, 06:33 AM
Yes, yes...very nice. Nice pictures, yes. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif Hmmm...

George the Armadillo
06-30-2000, 12:53 PM
But all that stuff doesn't exist...

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

[This message has been edited by George the Armadillo (edited June 30, 2000).]

Commander 5-98
06-30-2000, 02:36 PM
Hey Imladil lets drag the armadillo over to JK.net and let Lightbulba and the others handle him...

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

George the Armadillo
06-30-2000, 05:56 PM
WHOA!
Who's to say that I'm not already at jk.net? Who's to say that George the Armadillo isn't anywhere else?


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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

The Master
06-30-2000, 06:59 PM
We are. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

HiddenTalon
07-01-2000, 01:54 AM
Easy way to deal with him... make him click on Mr. Smiley! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif (http://www.fungrams.com/haha.html)
Bwahahahahahhahahaha!

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Name: HiddenTalon
Email: HiddenTalon@mail.com
Occupation: Crashing virtual X-Wings
Webpage: www.scabmaps.cjb.net (http://www.scabmaps.cjb.net)
Better delete this part http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif (http://www.fungrams.com/haha.html)

[This message has been edited by HiddenTalon (edited June 30, 2000).]

Commander 5-98
07-01-2000, 02:05 AM
Don't you think thats a little harsh for the poor creature?
Just kdding. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif


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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Imladil
07-01-2000, 05:58 AM
The last time I tried dragging an armadillo into a net, the little bugger bit me!

You go on ahead. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Commander 5-98
07-01-2000, 12:40 PM
He bit me to but i'm a droid I feel no pain.So I dragged him in and now there is an armadillo surfing the net. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

The Master
07-01-2000, 03:36 PM
How does it surf? Nicely? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

George the Armadillo
07-02-2000, 03:01 AM
I have discovered a great thing on your world. They are called "M&Ms". I am intrigued by them. Perhaps I will spare your world...

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I've never done a stupid thing in my entire life, with the exception of all that stuff I did

Commander 5-98
07-02-2000, 03:22 AM
chicken... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Imladil
07-02-2000, 04:54 AM
M&Ms and chicken? Well, whatever floats your boat...

Imladil's recipe for baked chocolate chicken jubilee

Start with a chicken. Kill it. Eviscerate it, pull out its feathers, then cut off its extremities and tear its skin right off. Now you have a dead bird carcass, ready for carving.

You also need: 1 onion
1 cup white wine
1/4 clove garlic
1 cup heavy cream
1 tbsp. lemon juice
1/4 cup parmesan cheese
1 lb. bag M&Ms candies (without peanuts

Carve the bird by cutting it into sections, then removing the bones. Take your hunks of flayed bird flesh and throw them into a deep, hot pan. Allow the meat to brown. Cut up your onions and garlic, toss it in with the chicken--when all of this is thoroughly cooked, add the rest of the ingredients (saving half of the cheese and the M&Ms.)

Let the sauce thicken. When it is thick enough to cling to a spoon, pour it into a casserole pan. Sprinkle the cheese and M&Ms over the dish, then put it into a 400-degree oven for half an hour. When done, serve over pasta, with a glass of nice chablis.

Take that into French class! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif


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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
07-02-2000, 09:51 PM
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/eek.gifWow! Need to try that sometime.<font size=1>j/k
<font size=2>Imladils now the forums official, professional Chef! Start cookin'!

[This message has been edited by The Master (edited July 02, 2000).]

Imladil
07-03-2000, 05:19 AM
Ah, mais bien sur je suis le chef*--en vie, aussi ici avec les cochons...espece de f****e tetes de m***e, b*****s de l'e***r--!

Pardon moi le francais. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

*Il faut se souvenir que 'chef' est aussi le premier sois en francais.

The Master
07-04-2000, 06:19 PM
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif(no comment)