View Full Version : NON- Star Wars quote game

08-12-2001, 11:14 PM
Well I liked this the first time so lets try it again:D
I'll start off this time...

"Ludicris Speed!!!" Dark Helmet, Spaceballs:vadar:
"1 2 3 4 5...thats the combination to my lugage. Remind me to have that changed" Mel Brooks, Space Balls

Tie Guy
08-12-2001, 11:23 PM
"Sir, we've never gone that fast before, i don't know if this ship can take it." Colonel Sanders

"Whats the matter colonel Sanders? Chicken?" Dark Helmet


Boba Rhett
08-13-2001, 12:20 AM
"They've gone to plad!" - Barf SB

/EDIT/ Seventy posts down the drain.... *sigh* I hate ewoks....

08-13-2001, 04:19 AM
"You have the ring....and your Schwartz is as big as mine !" (Helmet, Spaceballs)

"Ah, buckle this !" (Helmet)

"Who is he ?" (Helmet)
"He's an *******, sir." (Sanders)
"I know that ! What's his name ?" (Helmet)
"That IS his name, sir. *******. Major *******." (Sanders)

Young David
08-13-2001, 05:15 AM
"There goes the neighbourhood" Sailor - Life stinks (also a Mel Brooks film ...)

"Blinken ... what are you doing up there?"
"I'm guessing ... I guess noone is coming"
"Get out of there"
"I can SEE !!!!!"
"Nope ... I was wrong"

Havoc Stryphe
08-13-2001, 07:55 AM
"Baby, I know I was wrong. I was really wrong, but I understand that and I want to make it up. We're going to get that baby back. I know I wanted the baby for the wrong reasons, but I've changed, I know your were right, I was Wrong. But we've got a family now and I got to get our baby back. I was wrong baby, you were so right So let's o get our baby!...[click-click] Nicholas Cage, Raising Arizona

08-13-2001, 09:18 AM
"Gatoraid, Gatoraid"
"Water Sucks, It really really SUCKS"coach's heads,Waterboy

Havoc Stryphe
08-13-2001, 10:28 AM
"You can do it!" Rob Schneider, the waterboy

Young David
08-13-2001, 10:53 AM
"Het is uit Laura, en uit is uit!" Abeltje - Abeltje

08-13-2001, 10:55 AM
oooo...Dutch movie quotes...lemme too, lemme too !!

"Hee jongens ! Daar is De Rat !" schoolboys - Ciske De Rat

08-13-2001, 11:24 AM
I am scared now!!!!:eek:

"From the Halls of montezuma to the shores of tripole we will fight our countries battles on the land and on the Sea..."Any Marine movie that you can think of:D (AMERICAN MOVIES!!!):D

Havoc Stryphe
08-13-2001, 11:41 AM
"won't be attending that hat convention this year?!" Bruce Willis, Hudson Hawk

"Yippy-ky-ay mother F*#@%!" John McClaine (Bruce Willis), Die Hard

"Harry...I love her" AJ (Ben Affleck)
"Wrong Answer!!!" Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) Armegeddon

"Hey.....your nobody!" Jimmy (Damoyn Wayans)
"Shhh....don'y tell anyone" Bruce willis, The Last Boy Scout

"Anybody else wanna negotiate?" Corben Dallas(Bruce Willis), The Fifth Element

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" John Travolta
"Lunch!" Mikey (Voice of Bruce Willis), Look who's Talking

"Are you questioning my patriotism?" General ? (Bruce Willis), The Siege

08-13-2001, 11:44 AM
"You either SURF or go over there and help out!" Colonel..., Apocolypse Now

Havoc Stryphe
08-13-2001, 11:50 AM
"your best?! Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and F#@% the prom Queen!" Mason (Sean Connery), The Rock

08-13-2001, 11:55 AM
"Somebody find Buckman and launch him out of a torpedo tube."captain..., Down Periscope
"This is from Korea!!!"---"whats a matter sir it still tastes like cream corn"---"Its DEVILED HAM!!!"XO---"that might be a problem sir"Buckman, Down Periscope

Havoc Stryphe
08-13-2001, 12:03 PM
"Dare I say it, Leiutenant, but your...almost out of uniform" Captain Dodge(Kelsey Grammer), Down Periscope

"Call me crazy, but I don't think we should give command of a nuclear sub to a man who has "Welcome aboard" tatooed on his penis!" Admiral ? , Down Periscope

"I AM THE LAW!" Judge Dredd (Slyvester Stallone), Judge Dredd (Bad movie:p )

08-13-2001, 01:07 PM
"I feel the need the need for speed" Tom Cruise, Top Gun
"Theres...something on the wing...some thing"Ace Ventura
"www.SHH.com, .org" "Zip it *whpsh* Zip it good" Dr. Evil, AP2

Havoc Stryphe
08-13-2001, 01:10 PM
"Excuse me, I'd like to ASSK you a question" Ace Ventura's butt (Jim Carrey's Butt), Ace Venture Pet Detective

08-13-2001, 01:22 PM
"like a GLOVE" Ace Ventura
"Equinsuacha!!" AceVentura
"Shekakka" Ditto
"Do not pass go do not collect $200" more of the same
"LooooSSer" take a guess

Tie Guy
08-13-2001, 05:12 PM
"Talk here, listen here." Q

"So that's what i've been doing wrong all these years" Bond

Young David
08-13-2001, 05:19 PM
CART-MASTER: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out...
...your dead!
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something
you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. All right

The Quest for the Holy Grail (can this be still considered a quote? :D)

08-13-2001, 06:50 PM
"I cut your bloody arm off"...
"Its only a flesh wound"black knight, Quest For the Holy Grail

"What is your Name"
Sir ....(been awhile since I've seen the movie:D )
"What Is your Quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail"
"What...is your favorite color?"
"Blue...no Green"

"What is your Name"
"King Arthur of Camelot"
"What Is your Quest?"
"To seek the holy Grail"
"What...is the wind velocity of a Swallow"
"African or Meditereanian?"
"I don't know..."

Tie Guy
08-13-2001, 09:04 PM
"Come and see the violence inherited in the system!" Dennis -Holy Grail

Lord JayVizIon
08-14-2001, 12:50 AM
"Good morning Vietnam!!!!" robin williams

08-14-2001, 01:02 AM
"I told you to speak your mind Jack, but crap(insert another word please)" James Earl Jones, Hunt for the Red Octuber.

"Bond, James Bond" James Bond :cool: , Pick one

08-14-2001, 01:16 AM

LordHelmet: I said fire in front her nose, not up it!

gunner (he was twisted eyes): sorry sir. it's the best I can do

LordHelmet: What's your name

gunner: ******* sir, my name is *******

LordHelmet: Who made this guy the gunner?

Unknown guy: I did sir!

LordHelmet: Who are you?

Unkown guy: I'm an ******* sire, he's my cousin

LordHelmet: how many *******s are there on this ship?

(a hole bunch of them stand up)

LordHelmet: I knew i! I'm surrounded by *******s. Keep firing you *******!

(I probebly got most of them wrong)

08-14-2001, 01:19 AM
"Sir we're being jammed." technition, spaceballs

08-14-2001, 01:21 AM
it's strawberries! Lone star jammed us with starberries!


(continuation from that last post)

and one more from SPACEBALLS:

I see your swatchs is longer then mine, now lets see how well you hhhhhhhhandle it

08-14-2001, 01:30 AM
"Hey man its me Dave open up" Cheech,....
"Dave's not here Man" Chong,....
"No man... Its me Dave man"
"Dave's not here"
Come on man its me Dave. Open up man the Cops are after me man"
"sorry man but Dave's not here"

Lord JayVizIon
08-14-2001, 03:09 AM
'i am maximus, commander of the armies of the north' Gladiator

08-14-2001, 09:53 AM
"Whyle E. Coyote Supergenius " W. E. Coyote, Looney Movie

Tie Guy
08-14-2001, 12:44 PM
"Thank you for pushing the self destruct button." Voice- Space balls

Young David
08-14-2001, 01:00 PM
"We got no food, we got no jobs ... OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!" Loyd - Dumb and Dumber

08-14-2001, 02:29 PM
"Kill them all"..., PLanet of the Apes

Tie Guy
08-14-2001, 05:38 PM
"Wait for my signal, then unleash hell." Maximus Gladiator

Boba Rhett
08-14-2001, 06:57 PM
"You sold our dead bird to a blind kid!" - Harry Dumb&Dumber

08-14-2001, 07:02 PM
What we do in life, echoes in eternity. -Maximus, Gladiator

Boba Rhett
08-14-2001, 07:49 PM
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ****" - Rhett Gone with the Wind

Lord JayVizIon
08-14-2001, 08:03 PM
"Ian, freeze!" Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park


Boba Rhett
08-14-2001, 08:07 PM
"Man, this movie blows!!!" - Grant JP3

ok, ok, he didn't say it. But he should have!!

Lord JayVizIon
08-15-2001, 12:13 AM
"HeeHee" Michael Jackson (ultra high pitch:D )


08-15-2001, 11:30 AM
"We're on a mission from God" Elwood Blues, Blues Brothers

Boba Rhett
08-15-2001, 01:59 PM
"I'm going to b*tch slap you back to China" - What's his face Rush Hour 2

08-15-2001, 03:39 PM
"If your going to spew spew in this..." Garth, Wayne's World

08-15-2001, 04:01 PM
"Now pay attention, OO7" Q (Desmond Lywellin, varios James Bond films)

Boba Rhett
08-15-2001, 07:21 PM
"Hey, want a Baby Ruth?" - Chunk Goonies

"RUTH RUTH RUTH, BABY, RUTH!!!" Sloth? Goonies

BTW, Goonies comes out on DVD this month!!

Tie Guy
08-15-2001, 09:08 PM
"Badges!!! Badges!!! We don't need no stinkin badges!!!" --That guy who in that movie...ya know?

Boba Rhett
08-15-2001, 11:44 PM
"Toss me the Idol!!" - dood Indiana Jones RotLA

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 05:12 PM
"Suplies!" those ninja dudes- UHF

Lord JayVizIon
08-16-2001, 05:39 PM
"Shark!" Jaws

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 05:44 PM
"Flipper!" Kid -Flipper

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 07:28 PM
"Do the truffle shuffle!!" - Mouth Goonies

08-16-2001, 07:30 PM
"Houston we have a problem"Apollo 13

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 08:11 PM
"If you can't loose um, use um." Topper Hotshots

08-16-2001, 08:52 PM
"Bandits at 9 o'clock"
"No its only 7" Sean Connery, Last Crusade
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12...9 o'clock!!!" Indy, Last Crusade

"Yeah Dad" Indy, Last Crusade
"Um...Son they Got us" Sean Connery, Last Crusade

"No ticket" Indy, Last Crusade

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 09:11 PM
"Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, no more parachutes!" Shorty

08-16-2001, 09:26 PM
"I didn't know you could fly a plane" Sean Connery, Last Crusade
"Fly yes, land no" Indy, Last Crusade

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 11:10 PM
"Tell m,e james, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?" Mrs/ Carver, Tomorrow never dies

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 11:40 PM
"There can be only one." - Mcloud Highlander

Young David
08-17-2001, 07:12 AM
"Ghuuumbaa Kajjjaaaaaa Mrbfllll Itooo grrrrrr Busjkaa"
"You can read it?"
"No I was clearing my throath"

Yoghert and Lonestar - Spaceballs

08-17-2001, 09:49 AM
"If you book them they will come..." Jim Morrison, Wayne's World 2

Tie Guy
08-17-2001, 05:19 PM
"But remember, open it before you eat it." Yogurt --Spaceballs

Havoc Stryphe
02-07-2003, 03:17 PM
Forum Spelunking 'gain! :D

"We going to need a bigger boat!" Richard Dreyfuss, Jaws

"Just remember, Jimmy, 'ole Satan Clause is out there and he's getting stronger" - Bruce Willis, The Last Boyscout

"You tell 'em I coming, and hell's coming with me! You hear me? HELL"S COMING WITH ME!" Kurt Russel, Tombstone

"Just because I'm carrying around the memory of killing your family, doesn't mean we can't be friends." Russel Crow, Virtuosity

02-07-2003, 04:32 PM
"You must bring us...a shruberry! -The Nights who say Ni!

"First there's ooooh's and aaaah's but then there's running, and screaming." -Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park.

"Toss me."
"I cannot jump that distance you'll have to toss me!"
"But...don't tell the elf." -Gimli and Aragorn, TTT.

"Not in here buddy"
"No that's my name. I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."- Spaceballs

02-07-2003, 07:47 PM
YAY! A thread I made! (I make like 1 thread per 2-3 months)

"Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"


"Forget it, he's rolling."


Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.


Haldir: I bring word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. An Alliance once existed between Men and Elves. We fought together and we died together. We are here to honor that Alliance.
Aragorn: Haldir, you are most welcome!
Haldir: We are proud to fight alongside Men once again.
Sam: I know, by rights we shouldn't even be here.

02-16-2003, 05:24 AM
I don't like that last quote, from TTT, since it changes what was in the book, this was one of the last stands of Men, not of Elves and Men. It wasn't called the "Last Alliance Of Elves and Men" for nothing at the end of the Second Age of the Sun.........

"I love you honeybunny" - Pulp Fiction....

02-16-2003, 05:43 AM
"this hole thing is insane"

planet of the apes - charlton heston 1967

02-16-2003, 11:51 AM
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?

Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Dude: Yeah, but Walter--
Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women.

This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Maude: What do you do for recreation?
Dude: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

All from "The Big Lebowski" There are a lot of others that are great, but unfortunately the filters wouldn't let much of them through.

Lord Fergie
02-16-2003, 11:54 AM
" Did you ever find Bugs Bunny atractictive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny."


" Niether did I"

Waynes World

02-16-2003, 12:02 PM
"this is heavy" michael J.Fox back to the future

Darth Homer
02-16-2003, 02:58 PM
"We're 30 miles outside of Chicago, we've got half a tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses..."
"Hit it!"
--The Blues Brothers

"Good....bad....I'm the guy with the gun"
--Ash, Army of darkness

"Game over man! GAME OVER!!" --Bill Paxton's character (what was his name?!?!?) in Aliens

"Surely you must be joking!"
"I'm not joking....and don't call me Shirley."

Lord Fergie
02-16-2003, 06:49 PM
Its like a new pair of underwair at first its constrictive but then it becomes a part of you- waynes world

Dagobahn Eagle
02-17-2003, 12:51 PM
"What kind of emergency does an historian have?" -Cathy, Sum of All Fears

"I can't make it.. I'm really sorry. It's.. a 'last-minute work thing'"-Ryan
"What's that noise?"-Cathy
"Er.. I'm on a plane."-Ryan
"Huh? Where are you going?"-Cathy
"I can't tell you that. "-Ryan
"Don't be stupid, tell her where you're going. She'll be impressed"-Cabot [Ryan's boss]
"Ok, so I work for the CIA, and the director asked me at the last minute to come with them to Russia, to do a nuclear arms inspection".
"That is so lame"*hangs up*-Cathy
"Hello? *To Cabot* Thanks. Thanks a lot"

Lord Fergie
02-17-2003, 10:46 PM
I got a hole in me pocket.

Ringo impersinator on Yellow Sub