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Rogue
06-07-2000, 01:11 PM
is there any messeges out there that have alot of Replys that stay on the subject all the time!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

Chillin
06-07-2000, 06:39 PM
I doubt it.

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"Life is fair." It has now been written.

Imladil
06-07-2000, 06:53 PM
Sure.

Not this time, however. This thread has just changed into an add-on type story. The rules (if there truly are any) are simple: work with what's been written before, and no trying to end the story till it's truly over. I'll start.

Once upon a time, Luke Skywalker was walking to the bank, when a large, dark shadow fell over the sun. He turned in horror to see...

The Master
06-07-2000, 07:24 PM
But I would say this topic might last up to one or two weeks, maybe. So, thanks for posting another topic. The message board needs it!

Shootist
06-07-2000, 11:43 PM
Sure ROGUE...we just all have A.D.D and...

...to see Darth Shootist screening the previews of the Dukes of Hazard for his buddies, however, the Space Nazis break in and arrest the clutch of n'er do wells just because they think Daisy Duke is gonna show Boss Hogg more than road dust from her rearview. Space Nazis are a clan of perverted
Jedi who've gone over the the almost-but-not-quite-dark side. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Chillin
06-08-2000, 12:08 AM
...Seeing this Luke reached out with the force to Darth Shootist, using telepathy Luke told Shootist to use the force do a Vulcan Death Grip to all of the Space Nazis. After completeing this task Shootist and his buddies saw Kasan Moor, they whipped out their lightsabers and...

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

Imladil
06-08-2000, 08:29 AM
A.D.D.? Can I have Tourette's syndrome, please? I've always wanted an excuse for acting this way. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

...killed themselves rather than face the horror of seeing her feeding frenzy firsthand. Kasan popped their still-twitching corpses into her slobbering maw like yesterday's bon-bons, then thundered down the street in search of an all-night doughnut shop.

Meanwhile, Luke and Shootist were magically resurrected by Yoda, who handed them boxes of exploding twinkies.

"Okay," said Yoda, "Here's the plan..."

Chillin
06-08-2000, 01:28 PM
I knew Kasan was sick but I never thought she'd resort to cannibalism. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

"Here's the plan, SHOOTIST you take the twinkies and lay a trail of them from the doughnut shop Kasan went into to that warehouse. Then make sure Kasan follows the trail, but stay out of sight." "While you're doing that Luke and myself will fill the warehouse with explosives, as soon as Kasan is in there we will detonate the twinkies by remote."
"I NEED MORE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!"
"There's Kasan and she sounds hungry, Luke, you and Yoda get going I'll start with the twinkies."

As SHOOTIST was laying the twinky trail a shadow fell over him, he turned to see...

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

The Master
06-08-2000, 01:34 PM
And there stood Kasan. But where was The Master and IMLADIL?
They was currently missing from the scene, or were they just hiding in wait.
SHOOTIST had to act fast.

Imladil
06-09-2000, 08:27 AM
*Zzzzzz--!* Huh? What?

Imladil appears in the middle of the doughnut-strewn street with a flash of magic pixie dust, wearing a bright green leisure suit from Coruscant and still drunk from the celestial wowzer (a drink) in his left hand. It is the contents of his right hand, however, which give Kasan pause: a giant bottle of Malastarian diet pills.

"You see this, you heaving b***h? Enough uppers to give you the metabolism of a kangaroo rat! You would lose your evil mass power, not to mention look real silly."

Kasan roars in fury, recoils from the bottle like a vampire facing a silver crucifix dipped in garlic and holy water. Meanwhile, the unnoticed Shootist has had time to finish his task. He...

The Master
06-09-2000, 02:00 PM
Shootist got to the ware house and finished laying the twinky trail to the explosives.

Then Imladil disapears with an evil laugh and kasan looks around in confusion. Then desides to continue following the twinky trail. She makes her way into the ware house shoving the twinkys violently into her mouth.

Shootist watches her enter the ware house and gave a silent laugh. But the Master was STILL missing. His part of the plan would come in soon. Kasan finally reached the explosives and ate one mistaking it as a twinky.

Suddenly it seemed as if she exploded. There was smoke every where! Then the smoke slowly settled....

Chillin
06-09-2000, 07:08 PM
And the MASTER appeared, a light saber in each hand. "Your rein of terror is over Kasan, consider yourself dead!"
"You don't frighten me scum! I eat whole Hutts for breakfast!"
"Not even a Hutt desirves that! You disgust me!"
"Enough talk! I'm hungry and the last Jedi I ate were delicious!"
Kasan tried bodyslams and throws, but MASTER was too guick. However, MASTER didn't have much luck either, his lightsabers could not cut through her blubber!

Meanwhile, Luke, Yoda, and Shootist sat outside. "We can use the Jedi Battle Meditation you taught me Master Yoda, suggested Luke."
"Yes Luke work that will. Now have to act fast we will...

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

[This message has been edited by Chillin (edited June 09, 2000).]

Shootist
06-10-2000, 01:09 AM
Hey folks,what did Kasan say when she say that light sword battle in the Phantom Menace Ep I?..... "FoOoOoOD FiIiIiGhT!!!"

...just as Master saw that Kason's blubber was just too much for his cutlery, the exploding twinkie went off. BOOOOP.

The smoke hung still and putridly stagnate air. Had she survived? A tiny breath of wind started to part the stench filled bog...BUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP! She had survived.

Shootist and the Chil Meister began to chant,"Nam myo ho Reng Ge Ko," and light the incense. The little sticks of fragrance blew slowly in Kasan's direction. A finger of the aroma trail tickled her nose, she twiched once, then shuddered violently...convulsions followed...rapid breathing...Could it be? Was Kasan reacting to something as peaceful as burning incense? "War of the Worlds" deja vu?...........
The hopeful duo cried out to IMLADIL and MASTER..OH BROTHERS COME AND SEE! COME AND SEE! Surely you will not want to miss this! MASTER and IMLADIL revealed themselves from the fogbank...."YO our fellow Knight type dudes," they bellowed, "We scored some more incense and.......

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited June 09, 2000).]

Imladil
06-10-2000, 06:50 AM
"...sent Kasan directly to the sixth loka, that of the preta or 'unhappy ghosts.' She won't bother us again."

Yoda appears, floating in midair. "Oh, no...did you send her to another sphere of existance, my sons?"

Shootist and Chillin both say, "Yes. So?"

Yoda shakes his head sadly. "The sheer mass of that heinous b***h will force open the gates of hell and visit unspeakable horrors upon us. Quickly, we must draw pentagrams and send her all the way out of this universe altogether...!"

Imladil looks astonished. "So there's more than just this universe?"

Yoda ignores him. "You digress. Go to the store and get me some glow-in-the-dark chalk. Chillin, you block off the sidewalk with ropes. Shootist, you mix the drinks...and Luke, you guard something. That tree over there, maybe."

The Master runs eagerly to the Jedi master. "What should I do?"

"Go see if this works." Yoda gestures, and The Master vanishes in a puff of smoke, on his way to unknown dimensions...

The Master
06-10-2000, 01:48 PM
Shootist went and quickly mixed the drinks. Perfectly without spilling.

Chillin went and quickly fixed the ropes over the side walks sealing off the area so no one could enter.

Imladil watched them do both of these tasks done with Yoda, Luke, The Chil Meister.

Imladil then suddenly asked Yoda, "Where did the Master go?"

Yoda then answered "He has gone to the dimension that Kason has gone. There he shall see if succeded. If not, we will have to come up with a greater plan."

"Like what?" asked Imladil.

"We shall have to see...."

Rogue
06-10-2000, 07:02 PM
Mean while in a different dimension the Master finds Kasan traing a whole army of Kasan clones.He sees them learning tatics like Blubber hug!! He quikly disapears in a poof of smoke back to his dimension, But something goes wrong and he is sent is to some place with a bunch of squishy and slimy Puke Balls. Mean while Yoda is Drawing flowers with golw-in-the-dark chalk and daydreaming. luke is keeping a watchful eye on those trees,making sure they don't do any sudden moves and chillin trying to untangle himself from the ropes.


INTERMISSION


12 hours later
everybody is doing the same things Yoda drawing Chillin trying to untangle himself and Luke whatching the trees... They have the slightest bit of worry, even though the Master hasn't been back for 20 hours. 9you goota feel sorry for Chillin stuck in thos ropes for 20 hours!!!)

The Master
06-10-2000, 08:13 PM
The Master seemed to be lost in the world of "puke balls" He ran for what seemed for ever. There seemed to be no way out, but then he saw a strange light. So he obviosly ran for it. When he got to it he found that it was some sort of energy gate. He than stepped into it and was rushed through time and space back to the rest of his party.

Yoda looked up to see The Master shot out of a blue portal. The Master got up and walked over to Yoda. "How long have I been gone?"

"Almost a full day. We are all prepared. What hath thou seen." Was Yoda's answer.

"Well you better be ready. Kason got something ready for us and it is no Birth Day presant. You had best be right." replied the Master.

Imladil
06-11-2000, 09:22 AM
Unable to find glow-in-the-dark chalk, Imladil instead brings Yoda a lump of plutonium.

"Excellent," says Yoda, drawing the pentagram on the sidewalk. "Now we just need a dodo bird to sacrifice in the middle, and we can get this over with."

Chillin and Shootist exchange puzzled glances. Luke untangles himself from the ropes and promptly falls into the storm drain. "There are no dodos on this world," says The Master. "We...um...killed them all."

Yoda turns his ears down in annoyance. "No more dodos, eh? How about a passenger pigeon, or maybe a giant moa? Either would suffice."

"Nope," says Imladil, "All extinct. I could get you a chicken, if that would work."

"Your planet is screwed," says Yoda. "There is no way to stop Kasan Moor from..."

[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited June 11, 2000).]

The Master
06-11-2000, 11:59 PM
Yoda paused for a moment and then decided to end the uncomplete sentence. "Now there is no way to save this universe. Now look what you foolish people did with your unthoughtful actions. Do you see what one thing can do, it can change the entire universe.

"Ummm... Is there any other way we could exterminate her." Imaldil said quickly.

"If the Master is correct about Kason has something ready for us, there is no hope." Yoda then walked a few feet away from Imladil and sat down throwing a fit.

Then The Master spoke up "Well it looks like it is up to us. Imladil, get your X-Wing, Luke you can come if you want, Chillin you get your A- Wing, Shootist- Shootist what do you drive."

"What ever I want."

"Oh. And I'll get my V- Wing and lets be off."

So they all went off to there ships were off. As soon as they were off the planet they saw something in space floating towards the brave pilotes....

Rogue
06-12-2000, 01:11 AM
They see......A HUGE SHIP SHAPED LIKE KASAN!!!!!!!
Everybody goes into hyperdrive. They land on a moon covered with Imperials. They ask the Imperials to help them destroy the Kasan mobile space craft and the Imperials except. The Imperials were secretly making a third DeathStar. The Imperial plan is for the Gang to lead Kasan into the 3rd Deathstars double gaint laser so that the laser can shoot the craft.

INTERMISSION

While they are on there way they meet an E-Wing(it is a real craft from one of the books) they ionize it to find a willing man that is called Rouge. Rouge wants to help them attack Kasan's ship!! They all charge there Lasers and load there Missiles.

Meanwhile

They lead Kasan's ship into range of the DeathStar3's laser beam. And the Imperials shoot the laser. Unfurtunaly they "bluber" of Kasan's ship reflects it and the DeathStar BLOWS up!! The four attackers attempt to find a weak ness in Kasan's ship. Fortunaly they find a weak ness it is a tiny switch that deactivatse the "bluber" everybody's lasers are spread to far apart except Rogues,because he has 1 laser in the middle of they craft. he hits the ship and they quikly scramble away. The "bluber" collapses and squishes all the insides of the ships the party celebrates by blowing up the rest of the Imperials and flying through Kessel's mines!

THE END (or is it???)

Imladil
06-12-2000, 07:35 AM
ON KESSEL:

Shootist and Imladil are standing watch by the new Rogue Squadron hidden base, having a beer and roasting a wild dodo over the fire.

There are rumored to be Imperial death ninjas still lurking deep in the mines, waiting for a chance to come forth and slash the tires on our starfighters (making it impossible for us to take off.)

The Rogue compound, which used to be the bonus bunker set in the cliff back by the furthest prison, is overlooked by the burned-out shell of a missile turret--proof that Chillin did indeed figure out how to use the A-wing's sensor-jamming package.

Shootist peers suddenly into the distance. "You see that?"

Imladil gets out the binoculars he beat up Luke for, focuses on a ditant orange mountain. "Holy crap! It's a..."

Rogue
06-12-2000, 12:53 PM
This place ain't Kessel this is a Gaint Kasan rolled up into a ball that looks like Kessel http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/eek.gif. Rogue appears in front of them.
Shootist asks"Where did you come from?"
"I was just bunjy jump So"
Well we are on Kasan right now. We saw a mountain that had Kasan's face on it!!

We need a plan and cann't go on any planets.Kasan ate Kessel.

Well we could lead her to bespin or Hoth so she cold freeze/ inhale to much gas. WIAT SCRACTH THAT http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/mad.gif

What should we do the Bespin one , man it would stink after that.

We could fly in her to blow her brain up!?!?!?

Well that might work........

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Remeber you only have 1 Life, use it well!!!(I felt like saying that)

Shootist
06-13-2000, 01:46 AM
"Worry too much you do,um-hum." Yoda mumbles. "Have I here the cure I do," he coughs." Stridex medicated pads! Try them and Kasan will shrink like the zit bag she is,Think I.un-hum."
"Look!" exclaimed MASTER,"a post card from Chillin with ancient roons(sp) of hemoroid shrinkage. Perhaps if we follow the cryptic scribes we can minimize her further!!"
IMLADIL,dips his pinkey in the extra dry martini he has been nursing..."Let her suck this green olive from this martini," he offered,"look at the pucker it has put on Lukes face."
Rogue, not to be outdone, suggests,"you know that incense SHOOTIST and somebody let Kasan snort? What effect would it have on US? Perhaps the same effect eh? I think it's worth a try!" Without thought for his own safety,Rogue the Brave whips out his zippo and fires that stick of incense right up! SKNORK!..SMNIFF..Wooooof.....He twitches, shudders, convulses....and slowly, slowly begin to grow.....


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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited June 12, 2000).]

Imladil
06-13-2000, 05:57 AM
At this point in time, the Rogue compound is overrun by pink and green attack weasels...

Shootist
06-14-2000, 12:24 AM
Now, are some of those weasels pink and some green, or are they like pink and green individuals. It's crutial because the Weasel Off I have only works on one type of varmit. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Imladil
06-14-2000, 01:07 AM
Well, the wild attack weasels of Kessel are like chameleons. They can change from pink to green and back again, or both colors in a kind of desert camoflauge, as suits whatever terrain they're on at the time. I think the best approach might be firehoses.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master
06-14-2000, 01:58 PM
The weasles some how eat some of the olives out of the martini also and start growing!

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! What is going on here?" said Imladil.

"We are DOOMED!" Spoke up The Master....

Chillin
06-18-2000, 04:57 AM
And in comes Chillin in his X-WING!!!! He snap rolls and dives pumping lasers into the weasles. "Yeeeeeehhhhaaaa!! I'll clear path for ya, get to your ships!"

Covered by Chillin everyone get's to their ships and they clean up the rest of the weasles!

"Alright, Rogues listen up were using Rogue's idea of blowing her brains out. Now stay sharp cause we're going in hot!

The Rogues fly up her anus like the 2nd Death Star. As a footnote comments were made by IMLADIL and SHOOTIST about how they prefered the Death Star and Master complained about the smell. As they reached her stomach they saw bits and pieces of what she ate. Lunches were lost by all. They flew into her heart and were pulsed into her brain by the blood stream.

(Gaping at the brain) "How are we supposed to hit that?!?! It's only two meters wide," complained Shootist. "It's not that bad I used to bullseye womprats back home in my T-16 and they'rew about that size," said Luke. ({b]Chillin, The Master, Imladil, Shootist[/b], and Rogue together) "SHUTUP!!!!!"

They set up for their attack run but pulled out at the appearance of Kasan's white blood cells!
Dum, Dum, Duuuuum!!!!!

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

[This message has been edited by Chillin (edited June 18, 2000).]

Imladil
06-18-2000, 06:48 AM
...Which gobble up all of the Rebel spacecraft except Imladil, because his swift little A-wing is faster than Kasan's immunoresponse system.

"This is for Chillin, and The Master, Shootist, Rogue and everyone else except Luke!" he shouts as he unleashes six heavy rockets directly into her pituitary region.

Six heavy rockets explode with a deafening *Whump!*, leaving an expanding cloud of debris and one tiny A-wing (riding just ahead of the shockwave) in space. In coming generations, the Kasan nebula will awe and inspire nighttime gazers...but for now the light of her explosion hasn't even reached our world yet.

<font size=5>The end</font> <font size=1>maybe.</font>

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[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited June 18, 2000).]

Chillin
06-18-2000, 04:55 PM
Well Imladil, since A-Wings have no heavy missles that wouldn't work out, otherwise thats great.

...But as the white blood cells apeared Chillin flew into a blood vessle to shake a cell, thinking quickly he landed on a red blood cell and powered down. He lost the white cell and made his way to her ear. Blasting away he tore through the wall of ear wax. As soon as he was out of her gravity well he made a short jump to light speed. He came out just in time to see her blow. To his surprise she exploded into thousands of Kasans that were the size of the original Kasan. Chillin jumped back into system and started vaping Kasans before any landed on a world and started eating everything.

HAHAHAHA, nice try Imladil but you can't kill me off!!!!!!!!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Imladil
06-19-2000, 08:50 AM
Infinite Kasans? Nooo-oo--! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Sure, Chillin you can load an A-wing with heavier missiles (in the PC starfighter sims, anyway)...they're just slower, and you can't carry as many. A heavy rocket is really intended for use against bigger ships (two can take out a Corellian corvette,) but that's pretty much what we have with Kasan anyway. So:

Imladil observes the proliferation of Kasan clones from his A-wing. 'Hmmm...' he thinks, 'it looks like we'll be needing help on this one.' He produces the magic dragonballs that Yoda (being himself an old Namek) gave him, and uses them to bring the rest of Rogue Squadron back to life. Then they all enter hyperspace on their way to seek help from...

The Master
06-19-2000, 03:19 PM
Meanwhile: When Kason had exploded, everyone was not killed but sent to a differn't Kason- except Luke who happily didn't make it.

The Master was stuck in the lung of one of the Kasons. He was still in his V- Wing. So he shot a cluster missle which made a hole for him to escape. Then he flew through the blood stream and came to her head where he shoot some cluster missles, making a hole in the Kasons head that he was in.

He escaped and saw Imladil's craft and flew over to it. "Where is every one else." The Master asked.

"Probably dead" He answered. The Master sighed and they flew away to make plans on destroying the numorous Kason's.

Back with Chillin he notices two ships appear on radar. Two ships that match the configurations of Imladil's and The Master's ship. He desides to turn around to join them......

Chillin
06-20-2000, 03:51 AM
They jumped to the position of the Alliance Fleet and boarded Home One. From there they sent a message to the Imperials asking for help. The Imperials complied and a temporary truce was signed. They got everyone, the Flying Monkey Squadron, the Kamakazie Warriors, everyone. They jumped back in on the Kasans and...

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

Rogue
06-20-2000, 01:57 PM
Meanwhile in on a planet named Kessel Shootist and Rogue were sent to the heart Rogue in his E-Wing and Shootist in his X-Wing (is that what you fly?) blow a hole throw the heart with one of Shootist's P.Torpedos and one of rogues linked C.Missiles then fly out to follow the others............

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Doesn't a v-wing kinda look like a banana

The Master
06-20-2000, 07:47 PM
They found the others shortly later leading all of the other squadrons to the Kasons.

"Hey guys!" Said Rogue to Imladil, The Master, and Chillin.

"We thought you were dead!" Replied the Master.

"Well... we had escaped" Said Shootist.

"How?" Asked Imladil.

"Well it might take awile..." Began Rogue.

Shootist
06-20-2000, 11:44 PM
Suddenly, just as our Rogue Heroes are almost encased in their coccoon of deep meditation and sneaky stuff, Darth Vader appears and rasps..."LUKE I am your FATHER...but we gotta talk about these pink piggie underwear ya got me fer Father's Day...

Rogue
06-21-2000, 12:34 AM
Well he died wait he doesn't die uhm aren't you dead wait thats the next episode

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Doesn't a v-wing kinda look like a banana

Shootist
06-21-2000, 02:01 AM
Nah...Luke's death was just a pigment of our amalgamation. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

Rogue
06-21-2000, 11:48 AM
Dan't he was more annoying than..........(thinking ah having to watch Barney Reruns for a YEAR

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Doesn't a v-wing kinda look like a banana

Chillin
06-21-2000, 02:42 PM
Question in the back. Do you guys actually hate Luke or do you just like to make fun of him for whatever twisted reason?

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

Rogue
06-21-2000, 03:36 PM
We make fun of him
and like my sig

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"Luke I am your cousins, roommates, plumbers,favorite authors, boyfriend,girlfriends. Mother wait I mean father!"
"What does that have to do with us?"
"Absulutly NOTHING.HaHa your mine!!!"
(You here light Sabers clashes)
"Luke come to the NeoSide!"
"Never!"
(you here a head fall off and roll of the bridge)
"(sob sob) He was my friend :(, Well I'm over that :D :p

Commander 5-98
06-21-2000, 03:51 PM
my answer:HaHaHa!!!

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I rule this ocean with an iron fist,an iron tail, and for that matter an iron everything-Metalseadramon

Rogue
06-21-2000, 04:00 PM
HaHaHa funny or HaHaHa dumb and you have a nice sig to and Lets get back to the story
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"Luke I am your cousins, roommates, plumbers,favorite authors, boyfriend,girlfriends. Mother wait I mean father!"
"What does that have to do with us?"
"Absulutly NOTHING.HaHa your mine!!!"
(You here light Sabers clashes)
"Luke come to the NeoSide!"
"Never!"
(you here a head fall off and roll of the bridge)
"(sob sob) He was my friend http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif, Well I'm over that http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/tongue.gif

[This message has been edited by Rogue (edited June 21, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Rogue (edited June 21, 2000).]

Imladil
06-21-2000, 07:31 PM
Oh, the story will still be there. Let's make fun of Luke for now.

I always thought Luke Skywalker was a ridiculous excuse for a hero. He's undisciplined, whines like a little puppy-dog, and crashes two fighters in the second movie...which is probably why they didn't let him fly one in the Battle of Endor! If I met Luke Skywalker in public, I would push him down and take away his lightsaber.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"I sought the true nature of reality but discovered instead the real nature of truth."

--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
06-21-2000, 09:03 PM
The first scene with Luke out of the first movie has always reminded of a big overgrown brat that can't take care of himself. Also in the second movie when Luke came to seek Yoda after a little when yoda had Luke try to lift the X-Wing (hehe) out of the swamp he denied Yoda who he had come to find help from. WHAT IS THE USE OF FINDING A JEDI MASTER WHEN YOU DON'T WANT HIS HELP WHEN YOU FIND HIM!

Luke is a big baby.

Chillin
06-21-2000, 09:15 PM
Well at least Han Solo agrees with you:

Cell in Jabba's palace:

Han: Whats going on?
Chewie: Arrrrggrrraaarr!
Han: Luke?! Luke's crazy, he can't even take care of himself much less rescue anybody!
Chewie: Arrrggrrrarrarrr
Han: A Jedi Knight!? I'm out of it for a while and evrybody gets delusions and grandure! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Tis easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

Rogue
06-22-2000, 01:32 AM
it is of granduer

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"Luke I am your cousins, roommates, plumbers,favorite authors, boyfriend,girlfriends. Mother wait I mean father!"
"What does that have to do with us?"
"Absulutly NOTHING.HaHa your mine!!!"
(You here light Sabers clashes)
"Luke come to the NeoSide!"
"Never!"
(you here a head fall off and roll of the bridge)
"(sob sob) He was my friend , Well I'm over that
Well sucks to be him

Lt Cracken
06-22-2000, 02:13 AM
Han: A Jedi Knight!? I'm out of it for a while and evrybody gets delusions of granduer!

how dare you not quote the movies right! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif!

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

The Master
06-22-2000, 06:40 PM
Then in the last movie he acted like a know it all- know it all, don't make me laugh!
He is brainless, that is, according to me.

Shootist
06-23-2000, 12:47 AM
If Luke was to walk through THIS Valley of the 'hood' of Death, da boy wouldn't make it fo' foot fore some dude whuped that hushpuppy so hard he'd fry in his OWN grease. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Imladil
06-23-2000, 06:13 AM
Well...out here in the sticks of Oregon, we would get him lost behind some mountain, then frighten him to the point of collapse with fake animal noises. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif Then we would paint him purple.

The Master
06-23-2000, 03:03 PM
Then we can start calling him Mark Hamill- which is his real name to embarass him, and to let him know we know he secret identity. He can't escape our wrath.

Chillin
06-23-2000, 04:03 PM
Here in Missouri we would probably just dunk him in the river and drop him off the Arch. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!"

The Master
06-23-2000, 06:44 PM
Then he would go *SPLAT* http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Chillin
06-23-2000, 10:50 PM
It would be a pain to scrape his guts off the pavement though.

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"The pen is mightier than the sword. Thats the biggestload of s**t!"

Rogue
07-07-2000, 09:31 PM
Back to the <font size=0> story</font>

well actually it is the next episode and what you are seeing is nothing but your Imagination cause you are all crazed LUNITICS from the Plant of LOBYLOBYLOBYLULU

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"Luke I am your cousins, roommates, plumbers,favorite authors, boyfriend,girlfriends. Mother wait I mean father!"
"What does that have to do with us?"
"Absulutly NOTHING.HaHa your mine!!!"
(You here light Sabers clashes)
"Luke come to the NeoSide!"
"Never!"
(you here a head fall off and roll of the bridge)
"(sob sob) He was my friend , Well I'm over that
Well sucks to be him

The Master
07-07-2000, 10:28 PM
No, we come from the planet Rumyoungyoungsonson. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Rogue
07-08-2000, 12:07 AM
No , we are hybrids of both of the "planets"

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"Luke I am your cousins, roommates, plumbers,favorite authors, boyfriend,girlfriends. Mother wait I mean father!"
"What does that have to do with us?"
"Absulutly NOTHING.HaHa your mine!!!"
(You here light Sabers clashes)
"Luke come to the NeoSide!"
"Never!"
(you here a head fall off and roll of the bridge)
"(sob sob) He was my friend , Well I'm over that
Well sucks to be him

Shootist
07-08-2000, 02:31 AM
Luke is such a once-in-a-lifetime looser I think we should rename him...Perhaps FLUKE Skywalker. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Imladil
07-08-2000, 07:28 AM
Puke Flyhopper

Frook Spyflopper

Juke Fryclobber

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif...

The Master
07-09-2000, 03:06 PM
Or Duke Fartnocker. It fits! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Rogue
08-06-2000, 08:21 PM
I'm reviving the lengedary message "message"
We are right after the part about when Darth V rasps "Luke I am your Father.......but we gotta talk about the pink piggy boxers you gave me for X-Mas" and the part about watching Barney ReRuns for a year! and to all you NewBiesa who never saw this, this is a story post about Kasan Moore taking over the Universe while she is fat and Slimy Puke Balls also luke already died Yoda's in the Bikini's (literely)(as in the Island's where the A-Bombs were tested)uhm In the story is/was Imaladil, Me, The Master, Shootist, Chillin ( where is Chillin? and some others i forgot them and ENOUGH of this stuff now to the story( this is a long post!)
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Yes that would be bad

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Ahh the classical scene from Star Wars Episode 6 : Return of the Jedi

(the scene takes place in the Emperors Palace, 0000 Way Up Street,DeathStar,Space)
Darth Vader:Luke I am your Son's, mothers, fathers, demolition expert, plumbers, favorite authors, Roommate!!!
Luke: What does that have to do with us?!
Darth Vader: Absolutly NOTHING
Luke: NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!! Luke Come to the Neo Polked dotted Striped Blown up side of the Force!!
Luke:NEVER
Darth Vader: ALWAYS wait I'm mean YES!!!!
Luke:Never You slurped up piece of Pond Scum!
Darth Vader: so you know my true Identidy.
Luke: yeah it goes all around the Internet!
Darth Vader: Oh really? Who gave you the piece of the Information?!
Luke:the Emperor himself!!!!
Darth Vader: Ahh lets go in business say...........Force Side Fixxits!
Luke: sure i'll use my powers like choking and pullying so we can Kill the customer then get all his money then we'll have a regualer business!!!!
Darth Vader: Yes and our first target..........Bill Gates!
Both: Mwhahahahahaha(Choking) ( a furball comes up)

Well guys how did you like my story in the origanl Lukes head falls down and off the bridge into a Nuclear Reactor but this one is better I think

The Master
08-07-2000, 02:33 PM
Okay, the contination of "The Attack of Kason"

Last time our heros went through many battles with Kason, and failed each time.
It ended after our heros escaped the Kasons' stomach's. Shootist was about to explain his story of escaping.

"Okay, this is how it went....." Suddenly a Star Destroyer shot though space in front of us. It was the Star Destroyer, Executioner- Darth Vader's Star Destroyer. It turned to face all of the Kasons. Then a large ball of light flew out of the tip of it. It shot out in the middle of the Kasons and exploded.

Imladil suddenly lost control of his ship and it was flung out into the vastness of space.

I tried to chase him but all control of my ship lost.

Shootist then yelled. "I can't control my fighter!"

"The same here." Chillin yelled.

We looked out where all the Kasons were, but there was only- one! The Star Destroyer turned around to face us.

"Oh no...." I said.

"This is no good" Rogue continued.

"Try to put the fighters on automatic control!" Chillin was panicking.

"What about Imladil?!" Screamed Shootist.

"He will be fine! Wwe gotta save our selves right now!" I yelled to the others franticly.

Then another voice came up. One from the Star Destroyer. "You rebel scum are now our prisoners!" And we were pulled slowly to the Star Ddestroyer.

Rogue
08-08-2000, 01:13 AM
Little did they now we jammed there communications with Raspberry Jam and got away (oops wrong story)

When they got on they got there blasters ( alright how ever's writing the sript stop making things up we ain't got any Blasters)Well anyways they pull out there blasters and play a game of Laser Tag, the score, us:1000 them : 0 we run then finnaly the Master notices that they were running in space, as Rogue runs into a Tie Defender! The Master looks at his Super High tech wrist watch laser thingymabob the got from the SLimy Puke Balls ...........

The Master
08-08-2000, 09:19 PM
And I shoot at a nearby Tie, it whirled through space and smashed into the Star destroyer.

Rogue looked up and saw Kason slowly whirling twords the Star Ddestroyer. When she finally reached it, she started to chew on it violenty. Afew escape pods ejected and flew through space.

As soon as the Star Destroyer was chewed into scrap metal, she started at us, we turned our vehicles around, since we were out of the tractor beam. And went into warp speed. As soon as we slowed down I heard Chillin say.

"Now to search for Imladil."

Rogue
08-09-2000, 02:04 AM
Rogue Stayed behind with a tracking devices planted on all the others ships and unloads a Light Show of Ionized blue lasers and aims for her neck. The head falls off! rogue cheers then suddenly notices that the head falls off he then aims for the eys and then suddenly the eyes shatter and millions of Kasan's Fly out that was no living thing it was Mechanical! He HyperDrives out to the others to join there quest!

The Master
08-09-2000, 08:29 PM
We set a large scale scan for Imladil. We waited hours and nothing came up on the scan.

I had no idea where the Kasons where right now, so we were being cautious in the meantime. Finally a small dot started to blink on the radar. "I hope thats him." Said Chillin.

And we went off to see if that was him.

Rogue
08-23-2000, 12:05 PM
We found him but he Hyperspaced of occasionally stopping so we gave up him (?????) and went out to destroy Kasan. with Rogues Infromation, The Masters "Brains"(j/k), They got to the Acadimy and recruit pilots Promising Action,"pay",and a craft of there choices little did the Recruitees new was that they had to pay for the craft)

The Master
08-24-2000, 04:48 PM
The Master and Rogue along with the rest of the main men of Rogue Squadron made their own squadrons so they could have more firepower on Kason.

AR2242
08-25-2000, 08:49 PM
What kind of vermin?

Rogue
02-14-2001, 08:56 PM
Hey guys please read this articale(kinda long but see Imadil's[the Great One] topic named Daily Zen) and start off on the story again I asure you this is the opion's of the Goldies (my self included) where we didn't like kasan Moore or Luke http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif this is REALLY a good story but *sob* the guys ain't around

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Ahh the classical scene from Star Wars Episode 6 : Return of the Jedi

(the scene takes place in the Emperors Palace, 0000 Way Up Street,DeathStar,Space)
Darth Vader:Luke I am your Son's, mothers, fathers, demolition expert, plumbers, favorite authors, Roommate!!!
Luke: What does that have to do with us?!
Darth Vader: Absolutly NOTHING
Luke: NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!! Luke Come to the Neo Polked dotted Striped Blown up side of the Force!!
Luke:NEVER
Darth Vader: ALWAYS wait I'm mean YES!!!!
Luke:Never You slurped up piece of Pond Scum!
Darth Vader: so you know my true Identidy.
Luke: yeah it goes all around the Internet!
Darth Vader: Oh really? Who gave you the piece of the Information?!
Luke:the Emperor himself!!!!
Darth Vader: Ahh lets go in business say...........Force Side Fixxits!
Luke: sure i'll use my powers like choking and pullying so we can Kill the customer then get all his money then we'll have a regualer business!!!!
Darth Vader: Yes and our first target..........Bill Gates!
Both: Mwhahahahahaha(Choking) ( a furball comes up)

Rogue9
02-14-2001, 08:59 PM
with the newly rebuilt Squadrons the Rogues new their victory was assured but little did they know that looming over the horizon was an even bigger threat, more terrifying than the Eclipse with enough power to destroy the minds of entire civilizations, Barney with Dark Side Powers...

[This message has been edited by Rogue9 (edited February 14, 2001).]

saber2
02-14-2001, 11:58 PM
as the great dinosuar looms over the horizon, The Master cringes in fear having not been in communication with his allie's for quite some time, he new not what lay in store for him...

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Rogue
02-15-2001, 12:58 AM
"What the?!" yelled The Master, " Run run wait nobodies here... RUN RUN!" The Master quickly dove to his craft and radioed for help. "We're sorry the number you radioed is currently helping out some female canidates. Please call again." said the automated voice.
"Augh! Stupid Chillin'...."

Rogue9
02-15-2001, 01:49 AM
*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
A Lone X-Wing comes in on an strafing run giving the Master Time to defend himeself. With a roar Barney unleashes volley after volley of force lightning, the smell of ozone and burn't durasteel wafts through the air...

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Leader of 3 Flight
4 in the Green, Weapons Hot, Torps Armed...Oops

[This message has been edited by Rogue9 (edited February 14, 2001).]

Redwing
02-15-2001, 04:20 AM
...and suddenly the universe blows itself to smithereens like the Death Star.

The End.

Rogue
02-15-2001, 10:26 AM
We are sorry folks RedWing was a little drunken when he wrote that ( another plus to the story is that you can kill people then bring 'em back too life http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Now back to the story

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"Where are they when I need them?!" yelled The Master
"Right behind you. Why didn't you ask for us?" replied Rogue
"Well help me out here kill Barney wait how'd we get here anyways?...."

Rogue9
02-15-2001, 04:56 PM
using a jedi pain suppresion technique to dampen the burning sensation cause by the force lightning Rogue9 regains his ability to move and crawls out of the blackened scorched remains of his xwing, igniting his lightsaber he uses it to deflect bolt after bolt away from himself and the master hoping that he will return from his comatose state to continue the stroy line.
"I have a bad feeling about this". Rogue9 grumbles under his breath

[This message has been edited by Rogue9 (edited February 15, 2001).]

Rogue
02-15-2001, 08:01 PM
and he was right because right then Barney stomped on him. Luckily, the lightsaber cut Barney's foot in half, which in turn made Barney's knee fall on him. he was only saved by this quick thinking and vove to the side. Unfortuntly on his side was a cliff and he fell off... ( i love being the Narrator http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif )

Rogue9
02-15-2001, 08:09 PM
using my jedi skills i slow my fall and land safley at the bottom of the cliff, despite the lack of assistance from my allies I manage to claw my way back to the top, realizing that without my lightsaber which was crushed by the behemoth that I am just another fighter pilot and that I am no match for this dark lord of sith. I crawl slowly to the shuttle that has appeared nearby...

RogueFett
02-15-2001, 09:31 PM
The transport was an oddly configured Bounty hunter ship owned by none other than Arkkon Grebrod (but I RogueFett was able to borrow it for the weekend to fight evil and such!). I saw Rogue9's plight and lowered the starboard entry ramp. "That damned Rogue, him and his wreckless manuvering almost got us all killed!" gasped Rogue9. "Good thing I showed up when I did" I Responded "You almost bit it back there."
"Tell me," I said "how did this all happen?" After Rogue9 finished filling me in on the details I volenteered to help as long as the ship was back by sunday before dusk. "I know of a weapon, a weapon so powerful that I fear that it may release an even stronger evil upon the galaxy" I said


[This message has been edited by RogueFett (edited February 15, 2001).]

Redwing
02-15-2001, 10:50 PM
Aw cripes, looks like the universe resurrected itself.

Jared
02-15-2001, 11:58 PM
Says who? You have much to learn about the powers of the dark side!!!

Rogue9
02-16-2001, 12:00 AM
Rogue9, Commander of 3 flight, colonel in the N.R. and Hero of the Rebellion says so.

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Leader of 3 Flight
4 in the Green, Weapons Hot, Torps Armed...Oops

Rogue9's Assasin Droid
02-16-2001, 04:37 AM
I am IG-90 reprogrammed by Rogue15 and borrowed on a long term basis my Rogue9.
Target Acquired, Fire Blasters, *FWEEEEEEP*,*FWEEEEEEP*, *FWEEEEEEP*,*FWEEEEEEP*, *FWEEEEEEP**FWEEEEEEP*, *FWEEEEEEP*,*FWEEEEEEP*. Congrats, You are now a scorch mark. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net/ani_smiles.gif
Now Back to the Story...

<font size=1>we hate scrolling

[This message has been edited by Lt Cracken (edited February 22, 2001).]

Rogue9
02-16-2001, 04:39 AM
Rogue calls a council of war(*Calling Council*) we must defeat this evil even if it means turning to *GASP*...

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Leader of 3 Flight
Luke I'm not your father, it was that...

RogueFett
02-16-2001, 09:41 PM
Rogue9 hears of the council through the force and RogueFett agrees to take him to Coruscant on the way to pick up his own ship the "Moldy Rustbucket"

Redwing
02-17-2001, 12:44 AM
On the way there, The Moldy Rustbucket's hyperdrive gets clogged with debris...

(No I'm NOT trying to end the story again)

Rogue
02-17-2001, 01:18 AM
"No what did I do to make you mad RogueFett. Oh ah he ain't here... give him/her a hologram asking him that. Now back to regular business if that is possible. Ah yes Rogue9 about that fall are you hurt?"

Rogue9
02-17-2001, 05:25 AM
only my pride I am ashamed that a giant force-strong dinosaur managed to shoot me down, I mean me and X-wing ace i taken the best the empire could throw at me but NOOoo a great big purple dino can blow me out of the sky. and all I got was his leg geeze.

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Leader of 3 Flight

Mwahaha Mwahaha Mwahahahahaha...

[This message has been edited by Rogue9 (edited February 20, 2001).]

Rogue9
02-17-2001, 05:33 AM
with Rogue9 standing watch on the bridge, while RogueFett assumes his standard station of being useless...sudenly alarms start blaring, RogueFett hides in the Refresher, (meanwhile back in the brigde) this is Rogue9 calling Coruscant, Repeat, this is Rogue9 calling Coruscant my hyperdrive has failed out near endor, I need assistance, repeat nedd assista...*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Redwing
02-17-2001, 05:39 AM
I wondered about that too. Any X-Wing pilot could kick Barney's purple-and-green butt. Unless...say RogueFett, was Barney a product of your mysterious weapon? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/eek.gif Oh horrors!

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
http://www.geocities.com/linuxrules56/Copy_of_saber.gif

Redwing
02-19-2001, 12:37 AM
Whoa, this topic almost got lost. Is this the end?

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.
http://www.geocities.com/linuxrules56/Copy_of_saber.gif

Rogue9
02-19-2001, 03:30 AM
I appretiate comments as much as anyone but we arre trying to tell a story either put your comments in an MST3k style or blend them into the story some how, or you could just add on

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Leader of 3 Flight

Mwahaha Mwahaha Mwahahahahaha...

Rogue9
02-20-2001, 10:03 PM
Grumbling with iritation over Coruscants lack of Response, Rogue9 and RogueFett climb into exposure suits so they can go outside of the ship to check on the damage. RogueFett freezes up at the airlock and "9" has to shove him out so that he can climb out. "while tuning out RogueFett's Frightend squaks that continually echo through the radio Rogue9 begins the job of trying to seal the microfractures in the hyperdrive motivator casing...

RogueFett
02-21-2001, 02:22 PM
RogueFett, shocked at Rogue9's accusations helps to repair the damage. But as he inches along the hull of his "mighty" craft he sees a figure rocketing through space. It is a herald of Galact...Er, um Barney heading toward Corusaunt.

RogueFett
02-21-2001, 02:31 PM
Being very familiar with the inner workings of his ship RogueFett shoves Rogue9 out of the way and quickly patches the damage.

Rogue9
02-21-2001, 04:31 PM
once RogueFett repairs the food processor, Rogue9 manages to remove him from the engine bay and get back to work...

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Leader of 3 Flight
Don't Click Here=&gt; http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net/ani_smiles.gif (http://www.fungrams.com/haha.html)
Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.

Rogue9's Assasin Droid
02-22-2001, 12:28 AM
Suddenly I am activated by the remote Hypercom reciever mounted in my brain -- a superior AA Verobrain by the way -- I rush to my ship activate it and leave at once for the endor system...

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Rogue Renegade
02-22-2001, 04:11 AM
On the fringes of the screen its Rogue Renegade in a cameo appearance. Where is he going? Oh . . . it's to . . .


(Hehe, this is reply #100!!!)

Rogue9
02-22-2001, 04:22 AM
actually this is, I deleted an unecassary post #100

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Leader of 3 Flight
Don't Click Here=&gt; http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net/ani_smiles.gif (http://www.fungrams.com/haha2.html)
Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.

RogueFett
02-22-2001, 01:58 PM
As the Moldy rustbucket speeds past the once lush forested moon of endor the two occupants gaze down on the scarred surface. Unfortunatly the rebellion did not realize the damage they would cause to such a beautiful world by detonating the second deathstar. The constant rain of debris has turned Endor into an inhospitable wasteland.

Rogue9
02-22-2001, 02:07 PM
I feel bad not being able to tell RogueFett the truth but if the ewoks are to remain alive the empire must not find out that the scared suface of endor's moon is just a holographic representation, the moon did sufer a small amount of damage but it is better for all concerned to perpetrate the myth of its destruction.

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Leader of 3 Flight
Don't Click Here=&gt; http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net/ani_smiles.gif (http://www.fungrams.com/haha2.html)
Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.

RogueFett
02-22-2001, 02:14 PM
Despite his skilled repair job RogueFett's Hyperdrive fails to initiate. "we need to make an emeregency landing on Endor no matter how desolate it is!"

Rogue9
02-22-2001, 02:44 PM
RogueFett looks up to see a stokoli Stun stick pointed at him, and then everything goes black...the things I do for the rebellion, IG-90 you can now decloak my ship *yes commander*, oh and I guess we should drag RogueFett's ship back with us too attach a tow line and rig for hyperspace...

RogueFett
02-23-2001, 02:30 PM
As RogueFett recovers from the UNPROVOKED attack from Rogue9 he is glad that he installed an automatic stimtab dispenser in the faceplate of his helmet(otherwise he would have been out for hours).

Rogue9
02-23-2001, 03:11 PM
Rogue9 Enters Hyperspace and Tells Fett that if he becomes irritating He will be dumped in hyperspace to drift forever...maybe he can find the katana fleet while he's drifting though

Rogue3
02-23-2001, 09:25 PM
As Rogue9 speeds through hyperspace, he is taken out by the Interdictor "Corusca Rainbow" as they appear, I give the order "Fire all guns on the ship on the tow cable!" as the Corusca Rainbow fires relentlesly on RougeFett's ship untill it is a glob of molten durasteel.

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Roll the TIEs and Light the skies.

Rogue9
02-23-2001, 09:37 PM
Rogue9 and The crew of his Victory II -Class Star Destroyer, "Republic's Glory". Open Fire on the nearly defensless "Corusca Rainbow" totally Analating it...(Rogue9 to RogueFett) you see whay a pulled you off your ship now, they were tracking it somehow, I had no choice but to decieve you because I new that although your ship would be detroyed for sure you would not want to leave it, my ship on the other hand can defeat almost any attack, it is escorted by the Rogues after all...

[This message has been edited by Rogue9 (edited February 23, 2001).]

Rogue3
02-23-2001, 09:44 PM
As my ship is blowing up I run to my X-wing and launch and start attacking Rogue Squadron.

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Roll the TIEs and Light the skies.

Rogue9
02-23-2001, 09:45 PM
Rogue3 dies a spectacular as 42 Torpedeos hit him

Rogue3
02-23-2001, 09:49 PM
I sit on my home world of Tatooine I get the message from my robot counter part saying it was destoryed, I look out and summon my aid "Prepare the Attack, we will kill Rogue9 and Rogue fett!"

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Roll the TIEs and Light the skies.

[This message has been edited by Rogue3 (edited February 23, 2001).]

Rogue9
02-23-2001, 09:50 PM
Rogue3 kills himeself the end of rogue3

Originally posted by Rogue3:
I sit on my home world of Tatooine I get the message from my robot counter part saying it was destoryed, I look out and summon my aid "Prepare the Attack, we will kill Rogue3 and Rogue fett!"

Rogue9
02-23-2001, 10:54 PM
Rogue9 Drops out of Hyperspace with his fleet and comences orbital bonbardment of Rogue3's Headquarters, reducing them to a cinder in a matter of moments...

Rogue3
02-24-2001, 12:41 AM
little does Rogue9 know, that Rogue3 was not at his base at the time, he was with his fleet, the only thing that was reduced to dust was his support staff and a few containers.

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Roll the TIEs and Light the skies.

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 12:46 AM
Rogue9's Interdictor's have trapped everything in the system...It is only a matter of time

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 03:09 AM
the Republics Pride leaves the system and Jumps to XWA.NET to Participate in another battle...but don't fear Rogue3 I shall return soon.

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 04:05 AM
the R.P. got torched over at XWA so the R.P. II is here now it is and IMPSTAR DUECE with two full wings of TIE DEFENDERs and one Wing of SCHMITAR ASSUALT BOMBERS

Rogue9 1/2
02-24-2001, 06:40 AM
No one knows yet,but I am Darth Vader's cousin in charge of a third Death Star carrying a Fleet of 9000,000,000,000,000,000,000 new ties called the UTIE fighters (Ultimate Twin Ion Engine Fighters)
made for the sole purpose of destroying the Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These new fighters are armed with seeker cluster proton torpedoes 999,999 in each fighter.What we can not conquer, we utterly destroy.(including planets,starships, and especially rogue squadron)The Third Death Star is armed with enough firepower to annihilate an entire galaxy in seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join me in the dark side rogue9 or say goodbye to your puny Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no hope for any of you,bow to me as slaves and your suffering will be minimal. I AM TAKING TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR PATHETIC GALAXY!!!!!!!Just a reminder I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<font size=1> AWAY SCROLLING!

[This message has been edited by Lt Cracken (edited February 24, 2001).]

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 12:39 PM
Rogue9 Detonates an Isolidic burst under 9 1/2's fleet and they are all destroyed in a subspace rift...9 1/2 is dead Mwahahahahaha

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 12:41 PM
then My eclipse jumps in and destroys all of your escape pods with a superlaser.

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 12:42 PM
PS. We know where you live

Rogue9 1/2
02-24-2001, 08:05 PM
Didn't you listen??? I'm INVINCIBLE and so my Death Star is And so is my fleet of UTIE fighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just yesterday my UTIEs DESTROYED ROGUEFETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Unless you surrender and be one of my worthless slaves)

Rogue9 1/2
02-24-2001, 08:09 PM
I WILL BLOW UP ALL YOU WORTHLESS PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM ALL POWERFULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 08:29 PM
in your fondest and most pathetic dreams you are...but the Emperor thought he was invincible too, but he was burned into nothingness by a fusion reator.

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 08:40 PM
And Rogue3 got fett, Jared did not get Fett, So if your not brave enough to post without your alter ego then stop posting irritating remarks into this Post/Add-on/RPG.

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Leader of 3 Flight

&lt;I&gt;"So Long and Thanks for the Fish"&lt;/I&gt; - HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Rogue9 1/2
02-24-2001, 10:10 PM
People never really Die for your information they always get resurrected in this stupid little story of yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN KILL WHOEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOMM!!!!!!!!!My UTIEs have just vaporized you and all of your pathetic little friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh. THE GALAXY IS NOW DOOMED FOR YOU ARE NOW DEAD AND CANNOT STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You should have joined your me when you hade a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rogue9
02-24-2001, 11:30 PM
Do these mean anything to you Jared.

1782 Crestmont Pl


1250 Adams Ave

Cost Mesa Maybe

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Redwing
02-24-2001, 11:45 PM
You aren't planning a bombing raid, are you? I live there too.

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Rogue9
02-24-2001, 11:49 PM
I would never do anything physically violent..."OLD BOTHAN SAYING"--"Never means the right oppurtunity has not yet arisen."

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Rogue3
02-25-2001, 01:10 AM
Nine, my fleet is at your disposal, just give me the word and I'll join you in this battle, this 9 1/2 will die if he uses a Death Star, we are all Rogues, and who destoryed all the Death stars
ROGUE SQUADRON!!!! So take that.

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Rogue9
02-25-2001, 01:39 AM
Sudenlly the Lusankya appears in orbit and turns Costa Mesa into a Crater full of molten Metal and Burning wood, Mwahahahaha Mwahahahahahaha Mwahahahahaha

Redwing
02-25-2001, 02:58 AM
Do you realize how many innocent people you just killed? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/mad.gif

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Rogue9
02-25-2001, 03:04 AM
no one is innocent, if you don't try to stop someone, you cooperate with them

Rogue9
02-25-2001, 03:06 AM
but instead of doing that I'll Just...
Rogue9 drops Hundreds of stormtroopers in, and the drag Jared off to the Spice mines of kessel.

Redwing
02-25-2001, 03:40 AM
Thank you, that's much better. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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Jared
02-25-2001, 03:01 PM
to bad for you i fried all the stortroopers!

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Jared
02-25-2001, 03:13 PM
Sir,We are in range of the planet rogue9 might be on!!!!!!!!!! You may fire when ready!!!!!Oops looks like you died again!!!!!!Oh,I forgot rogue9 is exiled from every planet in the galaxy because of his BIG FAT MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rogue9
02-25-2001, 05:52 PM
From here on out Jared and Rogue 9 1/2 shall simply be ignored by me and all my alter-ego's

Redwing
02-25-2001, 08:11 PM
Now back to the story...

(Narrator http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif With the untimely death of Rogue9 1/2 and his third Death Star (vaporized in a sub-space rift along with the entire fleet of U-TIEs), Rogue9 and Rogue3 must decide whether they will reconcile their differences and live in peace or return to being completely focused on annihilating each other...

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Rogue9
02-26-2001, 02:07 AM
Rogue9's Fleet Assumes orbit over Rogue3's Homeworld Terra, and threatens to Vape the entire planet if Rogue3 does not come out and Face him in combat, I am from the Mar Sara colony for those of you wondering why I would Vape earth...

Redwing
02-26-2001, 02:38 AM
Cracken, what do you mean by "no scrolling"?

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Rogue9
02-26-2001, 03:16 PM
he's lazy and doesn't want to scroll to read your posts...so he edits them

Redwing
03-18-2001, 06:22 AM
There, I have resurrected this...

Lujayne, could you transfer this to the RSRP section? I know the story is over and a section is missing (Messeges Cont. mysteriously dissappeared), but as the first RPG here, I think it deserves a place there as "the one that started it all".

Note to everybody else: The story here is over: ONLY COMMENTS should be posted here. The continuation is in Messeges Episode Two. (And soon, Messeges Episode Three)

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

Imladil
03-18-2001, 08:07 AM
*(Laughing gleefully, charges laser cannon and shreds Redwing's shields at point-blank range. Throttles up and leaves a couple of flares behind to finish him off before hyperspacing out.)*

I implied on page one that there might not be rules at all. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif Guess what?

I'm on a search pattern for Shootist! Whatever happened to that old bear...?