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Rogue15
08-31-2001, 01:44 PM
Well, it is with the saddest heart I pass on the following. Please join
me in
remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast
infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was
71.The
gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy,describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he
was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was
filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times,
even as a crusty old man he was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out
to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
Doughb! oy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and
Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly
father, PopTart.

Rogue3
08-31-2001, 03:46 PM
LOL! that is a good 1

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Wade Vox
08-31-2001, 04:01 PM
Play Dough is fun! It's like plastecine but softer and in better, brighter colours.

TK-421
08-31-2001, 07:39 PM
LOL!!

S1DC
08-31-2001, 08:44 PM
I prefer Napalm to Playdough....

TK-421
09-01-2001, 01:19 AM
I see. WHoiz napolian-whatshizface?

Redwing
09-01-2001, 08:15 AM
Napolean Bonaparte? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/tongue.gif

LOL! Poor Doughboy http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif ehehehehehehe

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