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Rogue15
09-04-2001, 09:05 PM
Dear RIOET:

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special!

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Rogue15
09-04-2001, 09:07 PM
now for the funniest one of all!!!!!

Csuhen Family Reunion?

Enter the AT&T Family Reunion Sweepstakes today for your family's chance to
win:

+ Sponsorship of a weekend of special family reunion events anywhere in the
continental U.S.*

+ Catering for two family meals

+ Facilities for one family meeting

+ Guided tour of local attractions

+ Accommodations for up to 100 family members

+ Personalized t-shirts for up to 100 family members

+ Approximate value: $20,000!

Enter now! http://web1.customoffers.com/creative/atclick.asp?lnk=383&email=SABER2@TUROK.COM

See registration form links for complete details. Good Luck! http://web1.customoffers.com/creative/atclick.asp?lnk=383&email=SABER2@TUROK.COM

Sincerely,

Kate Vance
Family Reunion Coordinator, EMSi

Rogue15
09-04-2001, 09:09 PM
imagine a 'clone' family reunion! lol. all wearing the same clothes! AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

S1DC
09-06-2001, 12:24 AM
AUUAAGGHHHH!!! 100 S2DCs DRESSIED IN CSUHEN SUITS!!!

I would rather fall into a sarlacc pit...

<marquee>S1DC</marquee>

[This message has been edited by S1DC (edited September 05, 2001).]