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EvilleApplePie
12-21-2001, 10:42 AM
I was just wondering what you guys were doing for the holidays? I'm going to NC for two weeks to visit family.

EvilleApplePie
12-21-2001, 04:13 PM
I want to see "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (the original), and "A Christmas Story"...it's tradition man...

Jester
12-21-2001, 05:47 PM
Spread christmas cheer with the aid of booze and a base ball bat.

SyntheticGerbil
12-21-2001, 05:56 PM
I'm thinking of turning off the lights in my room, breaking the windows, barracading the door, turning on music with 18 minute songs, and chanting happy thoughts while I'm curled up in the fetal position on the floor. Merry christmas.

sheaday6
12-21-2001, 10:05 PM
no fair, all of you guys are gonna have fun, i'm just gonna drink a $300 bottle of wine and play strip poker with my 5 supermodel girlfriends in a 3 story cabin in the french alps. *sigh*:(

AndrewL
12-21-2001, 10:43 PM
I'm gonna go weigh those supermodels.

SyntheticGerbil
12-21-2001, 10:53 PM
You're going to eat them aren't you, you cannibal bastard!

sheaday6
12-21-2001, 10:54 PM
ONLY TWO OF THEM, jeez. I didn't expect a spanish inquistion!

Skinkie
12-21-2001, 11:13 PM
Now now, no fighting, you should share your models, if he wants to eat one or two of them i say let him

Jester
12-21-2001, 11:27 PM
Wow, this has degraded.

It'd take all five of em to make even remotely a meal.

Skinkie
12-21-2001, 11:50 PM
That kinda depends on how much they weigh now doesn't it

Setion
12-22-2001, 01:29 AM
Not with Jesters appetite.

iisaac
12-22-2001, 08:53 AM
This is the fourth discussion you're having about cannibalism. Pick up the pace, or people will think we're almost normal.

Just kidding. There's no danger anyone mistaking us for normal.

Setion
12-22-2001, 11:45 AM
Good job iisacc, you killed it!

Jester
12-22-2001, 12:10 PM
But did he eat it?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 12:16 PM
he just sucked all the fun out of this thread, where's all you chrismas cannibalism spirit, man?:(

Setion
12-22-2001, 12:33 PM
he probably just ate a bad elf.

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 12:35 PM
Elf cannibalism? NOW THATS JUST SICK!

well, its not really cannibalism. Aren't elves a different species?

Setion
12-22-2001, 12:37 PM
Yea. And most of the christmas ones are evil, and made up of jello.

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 12:39 PM
..and if they're really evil, its tapeoka

Setion
12-22-2001, 12:44 PM
*cringe*

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 12:46 PM
And santa...well lets just say: not even Bill Cosby would endorse what he's made out of.:barf:

Setion
12-22-2001, 05:43 PM
fat?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 05:45 PM
NO DAMMIT! THAT WOULD BE TO EEEEEEEEEEASY! HE'S MADE OUT OF C-4 , AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!:laughing:

Setion
12-22-2001, 07:29 PM
Then how does he manage to smoke his pipe?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 07:34 PM
well...uh, i mean his whole body isn't C-4. his head and lungs and stuff are like regular flesh, and he does have bones. BUT THE REST OF HIM IS PUUUUURE C-4!!!

Jake
12-22-2001, 08:19 PM
Ew, I didn't think he'd have bones...

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 09:51 PM
I'm scared what if Santa explodes in my living room? and his bones smash me in the head and I die?

What then? What will you do without me?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 10:20 PM
don't worry, santa only blows up if he senses danger. Then he will explode, sending peices of bone and coal hurling at speeds beyond that of sound, able to penetrate a 6 foot thick wall of titanium! And in his old age, he gets offly paranoid, so you better make sure your air conditioner doesn't turn on in the middle of the night or...well....KABOOM. HAHA. Merry christmas!:explode: :gift: :gift:

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 10:26 PM
Boy I'm glad it's too cold here to turn on the air conditioner... wait I don't have one. I guess my fears can be lessened. (Wait let me guess, now you gonna feed me all sorts of other stories in an effort to make me wet my pants, right?)

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 10:37 PM
wow, you're good:

anyway, he can also sense the slightest vibrations and sounds. He can go off because your dog sighed, or simply because he heard snoring. and...well...I didn't want to say this but, hes an offly mean guy, so if you live by yourself he'll explode out of cruelty (he doesn't like blowing up families, he made be made of C-4 but he's still human). And since he's a vampire, did you guys know that?, he's very sensative to light, even night lights or candles! what did i forget?.....hmmmm...oh yeah, he hates people under 25 (calls them "wipper-snappers")! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 10:46 PM
Well, I don't have a dog, and I don't snore (honestly... don't look at me like that) I live with my family do there's another problem solved... I'll turn on a night lite and I belive in Buffy, she'll come save me if he attacks!!! But.... I'm only 16!!! I'm a wippersnapper!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean yes, screw you old fat Santa!

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 10:49 PM
did i mention he visits forums often? and he also killed Buffy...a while ago...I'M SERIOUS!

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 10:54 PM
You couldn't possibly mean these forums... could you?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 10:56 PM
hehe, EVERY FORUM. he can also smell fear

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 11:03 PM
Ok I can believe that he can smell fear, and that he's probably hunting me down right now, but I refuse to believe he killed Buffy! That would be sooooo unfair. Anyways... aren't you worried? or are you an accomplis of his?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 11:12 PM
lets just say i have a 10 year supply of my own invention: Santa-B-gone. Buffy isn't dead, she's just ... uh ... locked up ....uh, yeah thats it!

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 11:27 PM
So, this Santa-B-Gone... how much would it cost me?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 11:29 PM
well, it is radioactive, and its also a carcinogen, and it burns....alot. So i'd say about $500 a bottle