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captain_drake
12-21-2001, 12:55 PM
oh hi by the way can anyone answer my question

Metallus
12-21-2001, 01:57 PM
:max: <---

Metallus
12-21-2001, 02:04 PM
Maybe I should close this before you get torn to shreds by the rest of the gang.

If you want to know who Max is, just ask Wraith 9.

Jake
12-21-2001, 11:30 PM
Muaha reopened in the name of free speech ... or something.

Keep the bashing to a minimum, or I kill the bunny. :max:

Oh yeah, to answer your question, Max is an adorable 3 foot tall hyperkinetic rabbity thing who carries a pistol somewhere on his person. Also he wears no clothes.

http://unofficial.samandmax.net/old/images/char_max.gif
The rabbit with the typewriter is Max.

SyntheticGerbil
12-21-2001, 11:55 PM
The mood is dead... but hey, that's never stopped me.

To answer... Max is this girl I know... short for Maxine... speaks in ellipses like me... but that ***** stole my popsicle... I wanted red, er cherry, DAMN IT! I DID! THE KID WHO WAS ALWAYS DISSAPPOINTED DESERVES A LITTLE ... UH ... APPOINTMENT (yeah) NOW AND THEN! DIE MAXINE, YOU ****! DIE! I WANT YOU TO GET HIT BY A BUS AND THEN THE DRIVER HIDES YOU IN AN ALLEY, WHICH IS THE VERY LOCATION WHERE I WILL LAUGH AND DEFILE YOUR ROTTING, MAGGOT FILLED CORPSE! AUGGGGGHGUAUGHA! AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Setion
12-22-2001, 01:33 AM
Max is the white rabbit mentioned in Jefferson Airplanes song.

Metallus
12-22-2001, 04:34 AM
Max is the embodiment of swift vengeance, only his targeting system is dodgy.

Setion
12-22-2001, 11:47 AM
Max got me one MILLION dollars!

Thanks Max!

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 12:06 PM
max is everything...yet he is nothing. He is peace...yet he is war. and some other psuedointellectual crap that i'm to lazy to think of. Actually, hes a hyperkinetic rabbity thing.

what i wanna know is: why does noone ask who sam is?:sam:

Setion
12-22-2001, 12:27 PM
Max isn't a bunny, he's a lagamorph.

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 12:49 PM
nor is he a malefactor

Setion
12-22-2001, 05:44 PM
Nor is his last name "Power".

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 05:46 PM
what is max's last name?


????:max:????

Metallus
12-22-2001, 11:16 PM
Purcell...


maybe.

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 11:19 PM
yeah thats got to be it, Max is Steve Purcell's ideal child!:rolleyes:

Schmatz
12-23-2001, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by sheaday6
what i wanna know is: why does noone ask who sam is?:sam:

Who is this Sam character that you speak of...? :D

Originally posted by sheaday6
yeah thats got to be it, Max is Steve Purcell's ideal child!:rolleyes:

Oh boy... damn these test tube babies...