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Skinkie
12-22-2001, 12:52 AM
So this is the part of the forum where we can talk about anything and everything, eh? Well how about this... how many of you have a second toe that's longer than the big one? I do and am horribly embarassed by it..... well not horribly

SyntheticGerbil
12-22-2001, 12:59 AM
Eh... my toes are pinky and stubbly, like my fingers. That's right, I'm genetically cursed with stubby fingers... they are about a half inch shorter than other guys my age.

DAMN IT GRANDPA!

Setion
12-22-2001, 02:39 AM
My toes resemble my fingers in the fact that they are huge, long, and have the ability to grab jester by the neck and choke the life out of him while I beat him in the kidneys with the other two limbs which aren't choking him.

Jester
12-22-2001, 04:51 AM
And then you wake up, whine about your freak toes, and apologize for waking me up because you don't want to die.

iisaac
12-22-2001, 09:46 AM
Allow me to mention that this is a bad name for the forum.

Jester
12-22-2001, 12:06 PM
In retrospect, it could have been a bit more specific.

Setion
12-22-2001, 12:44 PM
*creeps up on iisacc with his death toes*

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 01:21 PM
i never realized this forum had a good name, what with the "Wraith 9 incident" and all

Setion
12-22-2001, 01:29 PM
Wait, you mean a good name like "Ian Swift" or "Odin Jones"?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 01:30 PM
...and "Max Power", and "Chesty Laroo", and "Busty SinClaire"!

Setion
12-22-2001, 01:31 PM
Exactly.

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 01:51 PM
but according to isaac, we have a bad name now, like "Jay Phat Buds" or "Ernie Peetree"

(hehe, i said pee, hehe)

Shmargin
12-22-2001, 03:52 PM
My second toe is longer than my big toe....

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 04:52 PM
are you guys sure it doesn't just look that way? because usually the big and second toe are the same size, except the second toe sticks out futher than the big toe, due to the shape of the foot. This creates an illusion that the second toe is longer, when it is really not.

Setion
12-22-2001, 06:46 PM
Sounds like someone has spent too much time looking at feet.

The question is: Podiatrist or Foot Fetish?

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 06:48 PM
the answer is:

PEDIATRIST FETISH:eek:

Jake
12-22-2001, 09:17 PM
my second toe is actually shorter than my big toe, but my big toe starts farther back on my foot so it appears shorter.

Same with my other foot, too.

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 10:45 PM
Who would have known that my simple observation could start such a thread.... I obviously have complete control over all of your minds! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 11:24 PM
FIGHT THE MIND CONTROL RAYS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO! NO! NOT TELEKENESIS!!!!! NO!!! MUST RESIST!!!! MUST.... REsist ...... must ..... resist .... mu .. re ...:bored:

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 11:38 PM
Resistance is futile!!!! I'm just too powerful!!!

Soon I will control the forums! And then... THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(It will be in that order too)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

sheaday6
12-22-2001, 11:42 PM
must...destroy...GalacticBattles.com forums...DESTROY...DESTROY!!!:evil6:

Skinkie
12-22-2001, 11:59 PM
Thats on my list of things to do when I'm in control anyways. Want to team up with me and TAKE ON THE WORLD?

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:01 AM
yeah sure, i'm feeling mean.

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 12:06 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have an ally. Together we can destroy the other, less prestigious forums (i.e. all of em, or just Galactic Battlegrounds, I ain't picky)

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:08 AM
and when we die, thousands of little independant revolting states will spring up while generals battle eachother for the thrown, until some Noth Asian tribe comes along and conquers us. yadda yadda yadda

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 12:21 AM
I can't wait to be a statue!!! It is now time for a call to arms! I have done some scouting in the Galactic Battles forum, the time is right to conquer or confuse them whichever comes first. All those who cherish wierdness go to the Battlegrounds off topic area and comment in THE BIZZAREST THREAD EVER!!! We'll show them who's boss....

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:22 AM
alright! i'm there

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:30 AM
our invasion is getting off to a slow start, huh?

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 12:34 AM
All things must start off small, show patience eventually our fellow Sam N Maxers will join us and then we'll really kick some butt.

Oh yeah and thanks for placing the blame on me, now I'm they're main target

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:38 AM
yeah right:rolleyes:

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:39 AM
just post a bunch of stuff, and people will start noticing the thread!

raVen_image
12-23-2001, 12:44 AM
You should place votes for your new thread as "The Best" ...then people will notice your invasion and love it because "it's the best!" Star Wars Fans are easily lead. ...like little sheep

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:47 AM
muahahaha, good idea.
THAT WILL BE OUR SECOND ASSAULT!!!

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 12:51 AM
Hey they killed our thread!!! Use his idea, this time you start.

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 12:53 AM
No...I didn't kill it...I just closed it:D

No spam.:p

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:55 AM
gasp! HE FOLLOWED US BACK TO OUR BASE!

raVen_image
12-23-2001, 12:57 AM
If someone were to close my thread and follow me back to my base ... I'd tweak his little, pink, tomato nose. :D

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 12:58 AM
HEY! HE DELETED MY NEW THREAD!

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 12:59 AM
You EVIL MONSTER!!!! How dare you not only close our thread, but follow us back to our base? You ought to be shot! *Draws a pistol.... chews on own ankle for no particular reason*

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:00 AM
i made a new one: "an actual serious star wars discussion"

raVen_image
12-23-2001, 01:00 AM
If someone were to delete my thread ...I'd spam his email with pr0n ;)

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:01 AM
I'm on my way

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:01 AM
HE DELETED THAT ONE TOO

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:02 AM
you make one now skinkie

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:04 AM
ok, it's called Attention: Star Wars News (clever disquise no?)

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:05 AM
i have an idea! post onto already made ones that are short

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:06 AM
use the "Merry Christmas!!!! " thread!!!

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:08 AM
This is perfect, they can't close all of their threads just because of us .... can they?

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:08 AM
Deleted another one

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:10 AM
THE FIEND CLOSED HIS OWN THREAD!!!!!

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:10 AM
I can delete your posts though:p

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:10 AM
he's stabbing his own men in the back!

Boba Rhett
12-23-2001, 01:11 AM
This is your warning guys. Stop spamming the gb.com boards. If you'd like to know what the penalties for spamming are, you may read them here.

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2873

Jedi_Knight
12-23-2001, 01:11 AM
I am invading your thread now hahahahaha:evil1:

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:12 AM
Blast my connection is slow

raVen_image
12-23-2001, 01:12 AM
If someone were to close his own thread just to shut me up, then send his Star Wars Geek friends into your turf to warn you ...I'd trace his IP, find out where he lives and beat him up "Jay and Silent Bob" style.

:D

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:13 AM
POST ONTO THE "Tell You I Will 3.01 " thread, he can't delete that one!!!!!!

Darth_Rommel
12-23-2001, 01:13 AM
Why do you guys wanna spam up the gb forums so bad? :confused:

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:15 AM
we're bored and we need attention, what's your excuse?

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:15 AM
Oh so first they threaten us then they send someone to invade our boards? What kind of a game are you playing?

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:16 AM
ITS A COUNTER-ATTACK!

Boba Rhett
12-23-2001, 01:17 AM
You guys must have not seen my previous post. You will be banned if you continue the spamming.

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:18 AM
The banning game...

I can't ban you...but Rhett can...

So I recommend stoping...

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:18 AM
How can it be spamming? It's just off-topic discussion as your forums suggest we have in that area.

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:18 AM
damn, so much for that

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:19 AM
its just light hearted banter

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:20 AM
Well we gave it a shot. It was fun while it lasted, and majorly increased our posting numbers to boot.

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:22 AM
Well in our forum we don't really allow mindless banter...

I have an Idea...invade your own forums...

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:23 AM
Screw you Gungan boy.... we'll be back.... maybe..


Anyway I still take pride in knowing that THE BIZARREST THRED EVER is still available to look at so our plight will not be forgotten...

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:23 AM
hey, quit rubbing it it man. Damn these forum hierarchies!

Jedi_Knight
12-23-2001, 01:23 AM
who deleted my post and why:mad:

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:27 AM
There, see your not allowed to have mindless banter... Boba Rhett has you on too tight of a leash *whipped whipped* Come join us and soon we will become the most powerful of forums!!!!

raVen_image
12-23-2001, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Gungan Warrior
who deleted my post and why:mad:
Oh boy ...a Star Wars Fan. If someone were to delete MY post ...then I'd....(and so on)

:p

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:28 AM
are you still here, gungan boy?

Boba Rhett
12-23-2001, 01:28 AM
Requiring a thread to have a point is too tight of a leash? Interesting. :rolleyes:

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:31 AM
is this gonna be another one of those "conflict" threads like that wraith 9 one? i don't like those

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:32 AM
Sometimes you need a little pointless banter, and that's when you should come to the sam and max forums where no one knows your name and no one really cares

Jedi_Knight
12-23-2001, 01:32 AM
yes I am still here and please don't call me gungan boy I could be a girl

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:32 AM
could be?

this forum's not going anywhere until the new game comes out. you know that skinkie

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:36 AM
ya' know, this started out as a thread about toes, but those were the "good 'ol days". Now its one big battlefeild

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:39 AM
I would suggest somebody put a lock down on this thread before it gets any worse....

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:39 AM
*lol*
You guys are crazy!!!

...I should spend more time here:D

Jedi_Knight
12-23-2001, 01:43 AM
yeah these guys are strange yet funny

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:44 AM
Excellent a new ally, welcome to the Sam and Max forums, where we don't give a flyin frick what you talk about

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Skinkie
Excellent a new ally, welcome to the Sam and Max forums, where we don't give a flyin frick what you talk about

*lol*
I noticed...

A thread about toes...the insanity...

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 01:47 AM
not just any toes! the big and second toes!

darthfergie
12-23-2001, 01:50 AM
*ROTFL*
Insanity...effecting...my...mind...
.................
Can't the big toes and second toes be the same???

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:58 AM
uh-oh i think fergie is becoming one of us

Welcome, but beware, Rhett might not appreciate you hanging out with us topicless vermin

Jedi_Knight
12-23-2001, 02:11 AM
are these fourms modderated?

Rogue Nine
12-23-2001, 02:26 AM
Yes they are. Most of the super mods bounce around now that there are so many forums. So there will always be at least one of us around. So watch out and don't spam. This goes for all of you.

matt--
12-23-2001, 02:33 AM
Yeah.
There are many supermods, and many, such as myself, try to visit as many forums as possible. And you can bet that one of us will always read your post.

Schmatz
12-23-2001, 02:35 AM
Locking this thread...







I wish.... I was a mod... :D

SyntheticGerbil
12-23-2001, 06:05 AM
Sheaday and Skinkie, can you stop with the inane back-and-forth idiocies in every thread?!

Metallus
12-23-2001, 06:24 AM
I go away for 8 hours and there's 92 replies to the toe thread? Someone explain what happened. Now.

Rogue Nine
12-23-2001, 11:30 AM
It's called spam.

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 11:41 AM
well, since its not advertising or some incredibly politacally incorrect conversation, i wouldn't really call it spam. I mean, we're just making use of this "anything & everything" section. Its not like theirs alot of new news out thats sam & max related to talk about. Its more like what syntheticgerbil said, its inane banter (and its a good way to bring up the number of posts we have:D). so whatever, no harm done, the super-mods have spoken, we've been chewed about 4 times, etc...

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 11:41 AM
think of it this way: now we have more people posting here!:D

Rogue Nine
12-23-2001, 11:47 AM
Rationalize all you want, it's still spam. Inane banter and whatnot. So stop doing it.

sheaday6
12-23-2001, 11:48 AM
jeez, whatever floats your boat, man. I stopped

Skinkie
12-23-2001, 01:28 PM
I'm tired of being chewed out. At least Darth Fergie and Gungan Warrior seemed to like our game, it was hours of entertainment

The Dogfuchow
12-23-2001, 01:56 PM
*****in'

raVen_image
12-23-2001, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Rogue Nine
Rationalize all you want, it's still spam. Inane banter and whatnot. So stop doing it.
Yes, it's spam... or a flagrant attempt to increase your posting numbers. But then, so is this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29016) and this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28979) and a dozen other examples, so what makes these acceptable, but this thread not? Are they acceptable because it's mostly the moderators submitting to them?


At least this thread was funny ..the others are just sad.

Metallus
12-23-2001, 03:54 PM
I've called the wahmbulence, it should be arriving shortly. In the meantime, this thread is closed.