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01-01-2002, 05:50 AM

01-01-2002, 11:45 AM
Yeah, and your avatar is a really good influence against drinking right? heh heh :D

01-01-2002, 11:56 AM
Good riddance to 2001. I got to shoot off fireworks, but some jackass thretened to call the cops (because we're not susposed to do them) so we stopped after we shot a few roman candles in his backyard muahahaha.

01-01-2002, 01:25 PM
My New Years Eve sucked 'cause a buncha kids lit some-what the?-
So it was you! You have no idea how big the burnt grass patches are you are in BIG trouble!

01-01-2002, 05:00 PM

01-01-2002, 05:24 PM
Run sheaday! I'll fend Schmatz off with some sparklers!


01-01-2002, 05:28 PM
if you throw the sparkler he'll chase it! just like the t-rex in Jurrasic Park.

01-01-2002, 11:39 PM

:eats Mtblanc i.e. Dinghy Dog RIGHT OFF the toilet in the outhouse he's pissing himself in:

I'm coming for you next sheaday!

:Eats Sparkler:

Mmmmm.... like Pop Rocks!

01-02-2002, 01:52 AM
Time measurment means nothing to me. I am only impacted by others attention to time.

01-02-2002, 11:55 AM
*Schmatz finds that his primitive dinosaur stomach is not capable of releasing gas, so the poprocks make his gut swell up like a water balloon until BOOM, he explodes*

01-02-2002, 03:33 PM
Awww, what a sad ending.

Wait a minute, Schmatz ate me! You got what was coming to you, you hell-spawned T-Rex!!

*shakes fist*

01-02-2002, 04:46 PM
I can't remember any of my new years, let alone the last week. Suffice it to say, they were good.

01-02-2002, 08:22 PM
Happy new years to you too, and everyone else here!:max: :sam:

01-03-2002, 08:10 PM
so do you think 2001 was a good year?, i cant remember:D

:tie: :x-wing:

01-03-2002, 08:17 PM
I think it was a horrible year that everyone wishes they could forget, for obvious reasons.

01-03-2002, 10:20 PM
Yeah, I know, cause SOMEBODY blew me up! :evil6:

01-04-2002, 01:13 AM

01-04-2002, 01:46 PM
you blew up in 2002, Schmatz! What a great way to bring in the new year!

01-04-2002, 06:23 PM
Only thing I've ever blown up during new years is a port-a-potty.

01-04-2002, 09:02 PM
So YOU'RE the one who did that! Got **** ALL OVER my house.... here we go again...

01-04-2002, 09:04 PM
Actually, it was in a forest construction yard about 30 miles from any house...

Sorry about your house though.

01-04-2002, 09:09 PM
oh, you're the chump with the port-a-potty?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you should've seen that crap fly!

01-04-2002, 09:24 PM
It was empty...

01-05-2002, 11:46 AM
Save for the guy in it. Man, that guy spewed so many New Years Resolutions, I thought he was serious about vowing to Party Hearty and take a big Bottle of Fizzies and toast us till we sang .

Needless to say, we thanked him and after we were done, set fire to the porta potty to get rid of the evidence.

<This post has been edited in the spirit of the New Year - but I got lazy after a bit.>

01-05-2002, 05:29 PM
Hey, sh*t can fly pretty far... lol

01-06-2002, 01:33 AM
Sorry, the first, last, and only time I've seen **** fly that far is when Jester ate too many Beef Supreme Gorditas.

Me however, I don't have that problem.