View Full Version : Spam Wars

01-21-2002, 07:30 PM
This is spam wars!!! no preassigned weapons or vehicles, everthing comes up new
no rules, just pure hardcore rpg

someone else start

01-22-2002, 09:12 PM
Do you want me to come up with a starting story?

01-22-2002, 11:08 PM
go ahead

01-23-2002, 07:23 PM
The patrolmen on the scouting mission shiver, though the Endor night is not cold. The howls of savage beasts in the near dark echo through the forest. The tension in this dangerous section of Endor is made many times more noticeable by the reports of Emperial activity. The Rebel command center is prepared to issue a large number of reinforcements to any part of the jungle where Imperials are sighted. Also, the Yuzzum tribes in the area have become more hostile as of late. Rebel intelligence officers are sure that the Imperials have made alliances with them. There are a few Ewoks in this region of Endor, but not many.
Why the Imperials are here is an uncertainty. After their defeat years ago in the momentous battle which nearly destroyed the Empire, the Imperials have pretty much left Endor alone. But not any more. They want SOMETHING.
Suddenly, blaster bolts begin lancing through the Rebel patrol. Stormtroopers begin appearing by the dozens, and TIEs, previously hovering out of range, scream in on the attack. The Rebel radio officer screams, "Rebel base!! We are under attack! We are under att*CRASH!*...............
And so, the battle begins........

01-24-2002, 09:05 AM
as the imperials start attacking the unprepared rebels the rebels are fleeing everywhere

luke comes out of his shower and says "what the....."
krkode comes out of his shower and says "i knew this was coming.."

and they get into their x wings and ..........

01-24-2002, 09:43 AM
they do not start
the imperials had lunchced a coomando raid and crippled
their star fighters and with that luke found captain drake playing Starcraft and said...

01-24-2002, 06:29 PM
"Oh cool, I've always wanted that game! Btw, can you get rid of those stormies near the door for me?" Captain Drake pushes a button, and the stormies are incinerated by a score of shots from concealed gun pods. Circling above, Commander hannibalscipio prepares to commence another strafing run in his Imperial Skipray blastboat. He dives, and depresses his trigger with his sights on the remnants of the Rebel scout patrol and.......

01-24-2002, 08:08 PM
All of the sudden Dash Reendar (Dash's Clone) flies in in the Outrider II and fires a few shots at the commander's ship causing it to spin and knock into a TIE Fighter, although its still intact the blastboat is severely damaged. Then he fires a few shots at a platoon of incoming stormtroopers killing 12 of them before pulling up and out away from the action, but then....

01-24-2002, 09:14 PM
then suddenly krkode becomes a traitor and he picks up his lightsaber and his blaster and his ever trusty bow and arrows

as he walks past the room where drake is playing...they ask him
drake: hey krkode where to this early..

krkode: nanya.....nanya business *and he walks away

drake: who spilt his milk??

then krkode walks off slowly....

01-24-2002, 09:38 PM
to find an Ewok village to join:D, but as he looks for one he gets shot at by stormtroopers so he dives hops and ducks; then he fires an arrow at an Imperial officers. The arrow hits the guy on the temple and when an ewok sees this he asks him to join them and krkode fufills his lifelong dream...

01-24-2002, 10:51 PM
his dream was to kill the chief of the ewoks simon....and he finally gained access to him
as soon as he faces him krkode chops his head off with his lightsaber and then jumps into a tree and ecapes........

01-25-2002, 08:43 AM
right into the hands of Imperials where all the way he is screaming I'M AN EWOK NOT A REBEL!!!So the Imps. put him in a straight jacket and a padded cell...

01-25-2002, 09:06 AM
but he uses his force powers to call to drake from inside the base
who is still playing dispite all that has happend so drake picks up his univerasal remote and the imperial camp blows up and...

01-25-2002, 09:56 PM
and krkode comes flying out of the fire and falls on the ground where he is surrounded by ewoks

he ignites his saber and kills 39 ewoks and runs away.....

01-26-2002, 02:11 PM
........krkode cant withstand the temptation to the Dark Side any more, and decides to begin looking for the rumored under water sith temples.........

01-26-2002, 03:50 PM
But before he can, Commander hannibalscipio, who lived through a rough landing, knocks him out with the butt of his gun. He then infiltrates the Rebel base, destroys the hidden guns, and finds Drake. Hannibalscipio then aims his blaster at Drake's head and puts his finger on the trigger, but before he can fire,...........

01-26-2002, 06:35 PM
Dash Reendar stuns him because he figures he might get a good bounty off him and then says "Man I better get paid for this!" before taking off and heading out again. But meanwhile...

01-28-2002, 01:39 PM
Drake still playing SC (and wining) when suddnly the power goes out becouse of dash and haniblesocpic so drake lights his blue lightsaber and cuts dash almost in two and prepaers to kill haniblscopi when

01-31-2002, 09:02 PM
when krkode shoots an arrow through his brain felling him instantly

krkode: hes out of his mind.....hows dash

hannibal: dead as a duck.........

02-01-2002, 07:58 AM
ahhv yes as krkode helps hanbilsocpie
drake who used a holgram aperad beside krkode scaring the letords of him and then krkode said

02-01-2002, 12:03 PM
dont ever do that again, and he slapped him, but unknown to him previously his saber was on and .......drake was sliced


02-01-2002, 12:12 PM
*Sithcloak walks in from an early morning munch'n*
"Hey, Whats going on?"
*sithcloak sights two stormtroopers coming down the corridor* Sithcloak yawns "Isn't someone going to stop them?".


02-01-2002, 12:25 PM
krkode says "you will!!" and he picks up sithcloak and flings him at the 2 stormtroopers pushing them down the stairs immediately to their doom

sithcloak wakes up and say s"whats that for"

krkode: for disturbing me....i have important work to do.....i just sliced my friends head open....the authorities are after me alreayd

they hear police sirens outside........

02-01-2002, 12:31 PM

"If the police are involved, then i'm out of here!"

*Sithcloak ignites his lightsaber and swings at a few stormies as he runs down the hall*


02-01-2002, 12:41 PM
as soon as the police see the deas stormies and sliced drake and sithcloaks saber ignited they say....

police: Put your hands in the air and drop your......red stick...and stay where you are...you have a right to remain silent....anything you say could be used against you in the court of law.....

sithcloak: nooo you misunderstand...it wasnt me it was...it was...wahhhhhhhhh..

policeman: yeah right *handcuffs him and loads him into the police car as he calls the hospital* and says to krkode: you wont be having any trouble from this scallywag anymore sir..

krkode : good.........*s******* *s*******

02-01-2002, 02:00 PM
* As Sithcloak is loaded into the vehicle he use the force on the weak-minded police man*

*the police man repeats what sithcloak said and takes off the handcuffs. Sithcloak grabs his thermal detonater and sets it for 10 second countdown. Sithcloak drops the thermal and uses the force to run toward the evil sith Krkode*

"Krkode you underestimate my powers" sithcloak says as arrives.
*thermal detonater explodes a hundred yards away. Krkode and Sithcloak ignite their sabers and enter a fierce battle*


02-01-2002, 02:28 PM
excuse me but i am a jedi

as the battle wears on krkode is making batter out of the sith apprentice..being a jedi master himself he didnt expect as much as he got from darth cloak as they fought on krkode had really underestimated cloak

but then krkode gives cloak one fatal force push and he falls on the burning stove...and comes off back on fire

cloak: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

krkode: hahahahahahahah

cloak: help me

krkode does a force extinguish on cloaks back and he falls down panting back burnt badly

Hannibal: you spoilt my cooking

krkode: watcha cookin

Hannibal: pizza

krkode On a stove??

hannibal: yup
krkode: gimme some

krkode eats the stove pizza and feels really good
then cloak wakes up and apologizes to the master krkode and says he will never behave badly and disturb him during important work

then the ambulance arrives and takes in the pooilce men and leaves
then as krkode turns to play some video games he hears a saber ignite and next thing he knows his long jedi hair seems shorter

krkode ignites his and turns around.......

02-01-2002, 02:42 PM
Sithcloak has had enough ...

"hand over the controller!"
*Krkode refuses*
"If you don't then you shall meet the consaquences!"
*Krkode Swings his saber but sithcloak blocks it and quickly reposts and cuts off Krkodes other hand still clutching the controller*
"I warned you!"
Krkode imeaditly apologizes "I'm sorry. I should have given you the controller in the first place."
*Krkode hands sithcloak his lightsaber humbly*
*Sithcloak humbly excepts the lightsaber and uses the force to choke Krkode*
As Krkode falls to the floor Sithcloak answers "Apology accepted."
*Sithcloak walks up two the gamecube and starts up Rouge Leader as Krkode crawls across the floor*
As Sithcloak eats the pizza he comments "I feel a disturbance in the force." Sithcloak walks up to the front door and opens it only to see ...


02-01-2002, 05:20 PM
....only to see a sheer gust of wind blow him off his feet and into the television breaking it immdly

that was the force wind gust that krkode had practiced and excelled at

he got to his feet and force slaps cloak and he falls to the ground..his back in the tv

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh he screams

krkode: you have failed me for the last time.....and he force chokes him........for a while then he force lifts him and defenestrates him( dont know what defenestrate means...look it up!!) as sithcloak falls down krkode gets up and walks to his tv

krkode: looks at the broken tv...."stupid sith".......

02-01-2002, 05:24 PM
Whether Sithcloak is dead or not he finds himself on the ground. The poor guy thinks "darn, just beat the second level!"


02-01-2002, 05:40 PM
defenestrate= throw out of a window

sithcloak walks up and as he comes up and enters the room krkode has already bought a new tv and a SECOND CONTROLLER...........

cloak: wwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooohoooooooo

krkode: a a a ......naughty naughty...not for you......go wash your hands...take a bath......eat your peas and then ill let you loose to me......


krkode: no buts....off with you........:D

02-01-2002, 05:56 PM
As Sithcloak go to wash his hands he takes a glass of juice and pours Palm Olive dish washing soap in and stirs it up. He then gets a bag of popcorn and puts it in the microwave for 10 minutes. Sithcloak grabs some sequencer charges and places them all around the sink and puts the hand remote in his back pocket. He takes the Juice and popcorn in too krkode and says kindly "Hey, I got some popcorn and juice. You want some?"
Krkode answers "Sure, but this does not mean i have accepted your appology." Krkode puts his hand in and grabs some popcorn and without any further thought puts it in his mouth. Krkode screams "HOT, very Hot!" Sithcloak hands him the juice which he quickly swallows. Krkode makes a weird face and runs to the kitchen. Sithcloak gets comfortable and start the third level. He then reachs for the remote and pushs the button. Sithcloak heres a loud explosion, and then quiet. Sithcloak says to himself "He was a worthy opponnet, but still doesn't quite understad the darkside of the force."


02-01-2002, 06:23 PM
Dash Rendar looks down from his afterlife (whatever its called in Star Wars) and says "First me and now my clone SHEESH I must be cursed!"

But what Sith Cloak didn't know was that Krkode's apprentice, Theisdon, pulled Kode out before the explosion, safing him, and after thanking him Theisdon takes Kode to his own kitchen, and after a quick drink Kode.....

02-01-2002, 06:36 PM
ooc: thanks dash

krkode: i have lost theisdon cuz of that traitor, he shall pay..with his life

krkode comes in and just as cloak is about to pas the hard part which he got to with so much difficulty krkode pulls out the power

cloak is devastated......noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

krkode: yes thats right...im alive

cloak: not that...the game!!!

krkode: oh

cloak: yes

krkode: play your game in hell, fool

they both ignite sabers and krkode feels his opponent and tells him to run away and never return.....

cloak ho is an expert runner puts on his running shoes and runs like the wind as far away as possible.......but nothing beats krkode;s arrow......krkode aims and fires and far away he hears the loud cry of cloak and he falls down dead......

02-01-2002, 06:43 PM
Krkode under-estimates Sithcloak, cuz in reality he just used the force make the illusion of him falling dead and the sound of a dying soul. Sithcloak pulled out a FC-1 Golan arms and fires a few rounds of flechettes. The first one hits Krkode in the leg sending him sprawling to the ground. The next one wizs by above Krkodes head barly. The next one was going to kill him, but Krkode jumped at the last moment into the next post as Sithcloak ignites his saber.


P.S. Come to the jedi escape thread if you want some more RPGing.

02-01-2002, 07:58 PM
as sith cloak come running up to him with his saber ignited krkode picks up his bow and arrow and shoots an arrow right through cloaks head and it sticks out of the other side and he falls down motionless....

krkode: does he ever give up

as cloak staggers to his feet krkode fires another arrow which hits his heart and this time he falls down for good

krkode walks away and starts posting on his fav forums

02-01-2002, 08:11 PM
Theisdon walks up to Kode and says "Uh master now that you've taught me the ways of the jedi will you teach me the ways of forumming now? Or perhaps even the magic of the Game Cube!"

02-01-2002, 10:46 PM
my apprentice...i am not much of a game cube champion but i certainly am a good forummer.......i will certainly teach you how to forum.....
draws out a big blackboard and takes out a 5 inch chalk piece............

02-02-2002, 07:02 AM
*Nods*"Uh huh...yup...O I GET IT NOW!!!...sure...that makes sense...ummmm uh not really...o ok now I get it...nope can't say so...ok thank you master."

"Uh, master, shouldn't we be out helping the New Republic?"

02-02-2002, 07:19 PM
Sithcloak thinks to himself "does that guy ever give up?". Sithcloak struggles to stand but as he gets up he trips over his cloak, he falls back to the ground with a thud. Sithcloak again tries and succeeds at standing.

"Wow, these arrows hurt."
*Sithcloak pulls arrows out*
"Now for some healing." He says to himself.
*he motions to the nearby med droid and asked to be healed*
"Right away master." The droid answers. The droid quickly heals him and calmly says "Now, there you are master."
"You can call me Sithcloak." Says Sithcloak in an annoyed manner.
"Oh, sorry sir Sithcloak." The droid answers politly.
"No, just Sithcloak." He repeats more annoyed than ever.
"Well, it is against my programming to speak unformaly to anyone, expecialy my master." The droid said in its continued polite manner.
"Then, I will just reprogram you!" Sithcloak says angerly as he gets down and starts pulling circuts.
*A hour has passed and Sithcloak has finished programming and arming his now killing droid assasain*

"Grenades?" Sithcloaks says quickly.
The droid answered just as quick "Check."
"Blaster Carbine?"
"Thermal Detonators?"
"Heavy repeating explosive multi-fire built in turbo-blaster?"

Sithcloak and his droid walked over to his ship and luanched into space. Two minutes later they entered Sithcloaks personal modified eclipse-class star destoryer, the "Disruptor". Less than a minute later they entered a briefing room filled with officers with unquestionable loyalty to Sithcloak.

"Admiral I'm afraid that Krkode and his apprentice are a lot more powerful than we imaganed. I belive that we must eliminate them before they can reach the republic." Said Sithcloak as he entered.

"I don't belive so" said the one who had a reputation to speak up when in the presance of the darklord. "Sithcloak has not helped us catch the rebels, but he has made only the situation worse by his foolish play with his sorceres ways."

"Commander, the power to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of the force."

*The poor commander trys to reply, but finds himself in the invisible grasp of the dark lord. In moments he falls to the floor.*

"Too bad, he didn't put even half as much of a fight as the last one." said more to himself than to his officers.

"Sithcloak, we can blow apart the planet and destroy krkode quickly and effectively." Said one of his most trusted officers.

"No, we will engage them ship to ship when they try to escape the blockade, remember commander I want them alive!" Sithcloak exits and heads for his Advanced Tie.


02-02-2002, 07:32 PM
krkode senses a disturbance in the force

as sithcloak comes flying into orbit in his T adv krkode comes to welcome him

cloak: all i wanted was the video game and you have created a battle out of this

krkode: the games gone now...noone gets it

cloak: noooooooooo

he ignites his saber but krkode force pushes it out of his hand and ignites his own......

02-02-2002, 09:45 PM
Sitcloak signals his droid which launchs from two hidden compartments two Heavy blasters. Sithcloak using the force brings them to his hands and starts blasting away. Krkode trys hard to block all the shots, but finds it diffuclt and starts to fall as he is hit multiple times. In a last attempt he throws his saber at Sitcloak. Sithcloak is taken by suprise as it flys toward him. He throws his blasters at the last second and activates his saber blocking it back to Krkode.
Now that Krkode has recovered and Sithcloak has his saber ignited, they enter a duel. About 30 seconds later Krkode has for this small amount of time gained a upper hand when Dashrendar comes around the corner, saber ignited. Sithcloak now knowing that the odds are against him asks his droid to ready his ship. Krkode and Dashrendar move in only to be suprised as out of the other side of Sithcloaks saber comes another blade! The duo quickly recover, and move in ...


02-03-2002, 12:51 PM
"HA you're not the only one who can play a trick!" I pull out my caller and call for my Star Fighter that blasts Sith Cloak's ship and then kills his apprentice before leaving again. Soon SC realizes he can't win so he calls upon his droid who calls in an Imp. Transport that picks them both up then leaves FOREVER! "Well now that's what I call fun!"

02-04-2002, 09:24 AM
but wait
while sithcolak and krkode where fighting and dash was becoming a jedi

drake woke up from a long nap becouse krkode had his lightsaber on too low a setting when he hit him
so know that drake is awake he begin schemming to take revange

02-04-2002, 02:05 PM
"I feel a disturbance in the force." says Sithcloak as he wakes up from a long nap on the floor of the transport.
"Where am I?" He says to himself realizing this isn't his bed.
"We are in some sort of mobile prison, i belive." Said the droid calmly.
"We have to get to the bridge." He says half yawning.
"Already have a plan Sithcloak." The droid said quickly. "We have climb through some ventilation shafts to reach the bridge."
"Ok what ever you say." Sithcloak in a tired tone says.
"Lets get going."
"Right behind you."
*Sithcloak struggles to get up, still very tired, but uprights himself anyway*
"Ok, Lets continue." Said the droid to Sithcloak. "Somtimes i don't understand human behavior." It said more to himself.

*Five minutes later they arrive on the bridge.*
"It's controled by a main computer somewhere around here." Observed the droid.
"What?" Said Sithcloak, still very tired.
"Follow, me."
"Ok." Answered Sithcloak, who was just starting to feel awake, as they reached the main computer.
*The droid hooks up to the computer and access the main control, as Sithcloak looks around more alert than a minute ago.*

"Are you done yet?" Asked Sithcloak impatiantly.
"Yes I have control." Said the droid quickly. "We are now entering a vector with the command ship. We will be aboard soon."

*As they near the command ship, the docking bay doors open and they land in the Star Destroyer.*

"Sithcloak, your throne room has been equiped." Said one of the elite stormtrooper officers.
"Good, i shall be there in a minute."
*Sithcloak enters a lift tube and finds himself taken to his throne room.*
"Ha, Ha. It is here!" Says Sithcloak exitedly." My own gamecube with RS2!"

*He, walks up to it and gets comfortable, when he realizes he should check the communication station to see if he has won the JKII special edition pack, including key chain!*

"Have I any messages?" Sithcloak says to his communications officer on the holoprojector.
"You have one my lord." Said the communications officer.
"I am displeased officer, I hope this will not happen in the future." Said Sithcloak angerly.
"It won't happen again my lord." said the communications officer fearfully."
"Good, ok let me read it." Said Sithcloak in a evil yet forgiving manner.
*the holoprojector shows the message*
It reads:
"I plan to destroy Krkode, any assitance would be greatly welcomed.

Captain Drake, of the emperors 7th fleet."

"Ah, Drake." Said Sithcloak calmly. "Officer!"

*The hologram quickly changes back to the communications officer*

"Yes my lord?" Said the officer with a small tone of fear in his voice.
"Send a message to captian drake saying that I am sending a transport to bring him to my command ship so we can discuss the distruction of Krkode and his apprentice." Said Sithcloak seeing his plan already moving in his mind.
"Yes my lord." Said the officer.

*the hologram go's out and Sithcloak go's on to beat the 4th level.*
"Yes, take that you imperial ..."


02-04-2002, 02:17 PM
Captain Drake borads Sithcloaks Ship he hears the sounds of Video games

as he walks down the corridor to sithcloaks room he tells his fellow marines that allying with sithcloak will give them the best chance to defeat the evil jedi krkode

and so he enters sithcloaks room

02-04-2002, 02:26 PM
"Drake, good to see you and your buddies!" Says Sithcloak enthusiasticly. "I have rouge sqaudron II SP so it allows multiplayer!"

"Great, lets get started!" says Drake ...


02-04-2002, 03:09 PM
*drake gets his butt handed to him*
Drake:Oh well it is time we discuss how we will defeat krkode

02-04-2002, 03:28 PM
"I, Thought you had a plan!" Says Sithcloak angerly. "First off, as you can see on the holoprojector nothing can get past our blockade of the planet"
*He use some controls to rotate the planet, better showing the blockade*
"Now, all we have to do is move some troops into thier fortress and destroy the shield genorator." Says Sithcloak a little more calm now that he has everything under control. "Or we could sit and eat popcorn and play RS2 and sit it out untill they starve. What do you think Drake?"

"Well ..."


02-04-2002, 04:25 PM
"Master Intelligence reports that Drake and SC are at it again we have a lock on their command ship and are sending them a surprise---in the form of 20 Mon Calamarian Cruisers filled with ysalamari they will also have 10 Frigate escorts and a few corvettes accompanied by 10 squadrons of fighters!"

*As the Strike Force approaches SC feels a disturbance but before he can do anything the strike force is already on top of them. Just before he tries to release his wraith he suddenly loses contact with the force! He calls for his commander and tells him to send out a distress signal, but he was too late the SD had already been disabled and the Life Support systems were starting to fail...it looked as if this were the end. Yet the Rebels were generous and instead of sufficating him they put him into a carbonite slab and surrounded the slab with ysalamari...and also destroyed his faithful droid. Although Drake was another story he jumped into an escape pod at the first sign of danger and landed on Tatoonine where he was mauled by Sand People and shocked by Jawas. By the time he reached a physician he was already permenately hurt and was told could never do anything again.*

02-04-2002, 04:32 PM
Sithcloak thinks to himself "Darn, defeated by the rebels again."
*Sithcloak finds himself confined in a carbonslab.*
Sithcloak says to himself "Ha, there not that smart! I may not have the force, but I have my comlink still clutched in my hand!"
Little did rendar or Krkode know that Sithcloaks comlink had a mini-lightsaber, thermal heater and a holo-projector!
*Sithcloak trys hard to get out of the dream that comes to those in carbonite and concentrate on his comlink. After a few minutes of concentration he starts up the thermal heater.*
"Yes!" thinks Sithcloak to himself."I, have done it he thinks as the thermal heater melts the upper portion of the slab."
*He deactivates the comlink and reachs with his hand to the controls and melts the rest of the slab.*
"Oh, nooooo! I am blind!" Thinks sithcloak to himself. "Its ok, I have the force."
*Sithcloak trys to reach out with the force, but feels nothing,*
"What?!?" Thinks Sithcloak to himself."Wait a minute."
*He reachs out and feels a creature.*
"Duh, why didn't I realize!" Sithcloak said outloud for the first time. "Its a Yrslarmi! Wait, theres lots of them."
*Starts listening and after a while of searching decides there are 5.*
"Well, I can't let you be around." Sithcloak says as he ignites the comlink."Sorry, I have to do this."
*Sithcloak kills all the poor creatures*
"Now lets see." Says Sithcloak as feels for the force. "Ah, I'm in a small starcraft I belive. This one is not moving, so it is currently on the ground or in a docking bay."
*Starts to move around and finds a door. He opens the door and steps out*
"I, know that smell." Says Sithcloak as he steps out. "I'm on degobah, don't need the force to know that."
*Sithcloak marchs through the mush towards a nearby hut.*
"Hello, anyone here?" Says Sithcloak as he aproaches the hut."Wait, a minute."
*Sithcloak, turns around and a small green creature yells in terror.*
"I mean you no harm, I only ask why are you here?"
"I'm trying to find somthing to quench my thirst." He says realizing how thirsty he is.
"Soda, you seek soda!" Says the little green guy.
"You, now where i can get some?!?"
"Yes, follow me into my hut you must, hmm?"
"Good, good. Hmm."
*They enter the tiny hut.*
"Hey, you now this is quite good." Says Sithcloak satisfied.
"For a thousand generations this recipe has been passed down."
Says the little green man. "A, Jedi you are?"
"Yea, I guess you could say that." Says Sithcloak not sure what the little green guy wants to here.
"I hate jedi, I hate YOU! Get out of here! Sith only!" Says the little green creature in a rage.
"Wait, I to am a sith." Says Sithcloak aiming his fingers and the uncooked chicken.
*From Sithcloaks fingers come a long chain of lightning and fries the chicken.*
"Ah, You to are a sith!" Says the little green creature, now not so angery.
"Can, you help me defeat the evil Rendar and Krkode?"
"Help you I shall!" Says the green guy. "They, once took my soda because burp i did! Now I shall have revenge!"
"Good, teach me the ways of the SODA!" Says Sithcloak.
"Ok, well first ..."


02-05-2002, 08:24 AM
Yes while sithcloak learnd the ways of SODA
drake was making a massive recovery back on tattiione
and soon he was readey

Drake:Private readey my transport
Private:at once commander

So drake traveled around the galxey on his battlecruiser C.S.S Texas and he soon foung sithclaoks hiding place and said

02-05-2002, 03:29 PM
Captian Drake, you have to speak a little louder I didn't hear that.:D


02-05-2002, 03:49 PM
Soon SC comes out of his dream of escaping and thinks..."I gotta get my thermal heater...HEY where is it?"

THEISDON (I'm theidon rendar was killed TWICE) says"Hahaha you really don't think we were that stupid did you? We took all your possessions and deactivated all your internal contraptions."

Meanwhile Drake also comes out of his unconousness and realizes he is paralyzed so he thinks "O great now lets see where am I?...Ahh Tatooine man its hot! Lets see uhh can I get my blaster? O yeah I'm paralyzed well there goes the rest of my life...."

02-05-2002, 03:54 PM
So, i spent 30 minutes of time to think up and type a answer to my pickle and you for about a minute quickly type this up and ruin it!

Its ok, but i think its time we start a new spam wars thread.


02-05-2002, 05:36 PM
Well that's what you get for trying to outsmart me!;)

And you have to admit the chances are slim to none that two Jedi would forget to disarm there captive before jailing/freezing him.

02-05-2002, 05:44 PM
I'm starting a spam wars II thread in a bit, so we beat each-other up again.


02-05-2002, 06:15 PM
Wait first I gotta end this one!

And finnally...a fleet of Star Destroyers find Rondeveous and there's an epic battle but in the end...TO BE CONTINUED