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Millions o' Monkeys
01-25-2002, 11:58 PM
thanks to http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/

i have found this rather hilarious piece

10
When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address
9
You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email.
7
You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6
You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5
You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4
You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3
At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2
After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so "colon-right parentheses!"
1
Two Words: "Pizza's Here!".



:) :D ;) :cool: :ewok:

i also suggest you check this out...its a long read but amusing
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/DecWars.html

GUNNER
01-26-2002, 12:09 AM
Nice find.;)

Millions o' Monkeys
01-26-2002, 12:14 AM
why thankyou

Tay-Mar
01-26-2002, 05:51 AM
U lil Monkey :)

I'd be surprised if some of it wasn't ture !

acdcfanbill
01-26-2002, 06:53 AM
i meet all eleven, oh wait... i ant married...

CaptainRAVE
01-26-2002, 08:00 AM
Yup.....thats amazing :)

access_flux
01-28-2002, 08:34 AM
wait a minute.... is spam really food?

Wacky_Baccy
01-28-2002, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by access_flux
wait a minute.... is spam really food?

Technically, ...yes.

But no-one in their right mind would even look at the stuff, and I consider it inedible :D