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Guybrush122
01-28-2002, 08:28 PM
Alright...here we go...

This will be a storytelling game like no other!!

With a few rules of course :D

- No abrupt endings (they piss me off)
- No change of subjects (i.e. if we are doing a subject of secret agents I would like to keep Monkey Island out of the picture)

Now, here's the catch (which I have already hinted ;) ) YOU get to choose the topic, so the first person to post with a topic idea along with a beginning to the story has thus set the topic which is unchangable...

and since this forum is bloody dull lately ( did i say BLOODY? i feel so un-american now :( ) I'm going to be posting yet ANOTHER topic...

Yoha
01-29-2002, 12:01 AM
well gee, no responses and I'm sitting here bored... I guess I have to make up the topic then, huh?

The topic is: How to succeed at piracy without really trying.

Once upon a time, there was an adolescent named Bob. Bob spent all his time playing adventure games and trying to impress girls with his "leet gaming knowledge." After playing each Monkey Island game exactly 17.2 times, he decided to follow in the footsteps, of his idol, Guybrush Threepwood, and become a mighty pirate. After all, even GUYBRUSH found a girl! So he walked down to the nearest draft office to see if he could find a ship that needed crewing.

Meksilon
01-29-2002, 12:16 AM
The End.

Yoha
01-29-2002, 12:27 AM
:rolleyes:
can't see why everyone's calling you a punk, nope, not at all...

*sigh*

Meksilon
01-29-2002, 01:17 AM
Can't anyone take a joke?

But the end could never stop him, reaching the end was mearly his goal! It was only the end for the 14.3 passenger crew whome he bruitally killed, including Yoha, Meksilion and Scurvliver's pet human Stephen.

However, sailing out to sea he suddenly discovered that he didn't know where he was or how to manage this damn boat. To his great disappointment he discovered this ship was not delevering gold, but lead. And the cannons he'd hoped for didn't exisit either. It would be a long, dull night.

=mek=

Deadmeat_X
01-31-2002, 04:39 AM
(I'm confused. Mek's post didn't make a lot of sense. I'll just post something)

So it seemed the man who had sold him the ship, hadn't been really honest. He sailed back (well, he swimmed back most of the time cause his ship sunk), and told the guy who sold the ship, who was off course Stan, that the ship wasn't OK. Then Stan said...

(Sorry for not making sense. I'm at school. It kills brains)

Yoha
01-31-2002, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Meksilon
Can't anyone take a joke?

apparently not... my fault, i forgot the sarcasm tags again :p

Then Stan said..."well I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."

Guybrush122
02-01-2002, 04:39 PM
shocked at Stan's rather idiotic and (absent minded?) reply Bob quckly drew his sword and pointed the rusty tip straight at Stan's neck.

"These jackets..." Stan trembled with fear, "are they durable?"
"Y-yes!"
"Good."

Bob withdrew the sword and...

Meksilon
02-01-2002, 06:48 PM
Bob withdrew the sword and...Stan slapped him, rendering him unconscious. Imagine Bob's surprise when he woke up to....

COJ
02-01-2002, 07:14 PM
to the sound of music of his childhood in his house..this was obviously a.....

Natty
02-01-2002, 07:30 PM
...the stampede of Elephants :D "öhhhhh no!!!" Cried Stan as he ran off to avoide the elephants. He hurried into a little cave and sat down trying to catch his breath. "How the hell did I get here?" Stan wondered...

Guybrush122
02-01-2002, 08:59 PM
the drearyness of the cave alone was enough to make one sick. far off...far off stan could hear something...hear music. faint, and twisted, stans curiosity grew and his world became distorted... vision twisted and turned and molded into a flashback of....

Natty
02-01-2002, 11:07 PM
dressing up as the Biker from the Village People. The music sounded so fimiliar, something he loved a looooooooong time ago

Fender
02-02-2002, 05:05 AM
.........Yes, Stan had somehow travelled back in Time too Monsters of Rock 1992! (Featuring: Iron Maiden (Headliners), Slayer, WASP, Thunder, Skid Row and The Almighty - Live at Castle Donnington! OH YEAH!). Stan spotted a mosh Pit and dived Head first into it, where he met......

Guybrush122
02-02-2002, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by Fender
.........Yes, Stan had somehow travelled back in Time too Monsters of Rock 1992! (Featuring: Iron Maiden (Headliners), Slayer, WASP, Thunder, Skid Row and The Almighty - Live at Castle Donnington! OH YEAH!). Stan spotted a mosh Pit and dived Head first into it, where he met......

Bob. Standing tall with a slight glimmer in his eye Bob forced a smile. Stan did the same.

"Pals?" Stan asked nervously.
"Let the mosh pit decide..." Bob drew his sword and headed into the mosh pit....

Fender
02-02-2002, 07:20 AM
Where they continually moshed on, since only Skid Row had already been on, and there were still 5 more bands to go!....

Yoha
02-02-2002, 10:49 AM
until suddenly, a voice that could only be described as coming from a disembodied evil skull shouted.....

Guybrush122
02-02-2002, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Yoha
until suddenly, a voice that could only be described as coming from a disembodied evil skull shouted.....

"Dessie! How MARVELOUS to see you! Ahahahaha!"

Lemon Head
02-02-2002, 05:37 PM
Alarmed at this somewhat unexpected comment, Stan immediatley spun 180 degrees on his heels to discover, to his immense surprise, that the voice was not infact that of a disembodied skull, but of a giant...

Fender
02-03-2002, 04:16 AM
.....whelk.....

thehotdogman
02-08-2002, 02:56 PM
then bob saw that stan was distracted by the giant welk and attacked from behind knocking stan unconchious and taking one of stan's leather jackets and ran from the giant.