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Tellus12
02-02-2002, 09:58 AM
hey well it's nice to see this forum back up and running finally, but i just gotta tell people now im bored that my comp is a bit ill, im gonna be offline for bout a week:O , what the hell is gonna become of me huh, well somebody post somethin here, i think weve all been reaquainted pretty well now, but we gotta start postin summit cos we're makin the star wars forums look like gods in comparison.

Lemon Head
02-02-2002, 11:43 AM
Random Post:

Quoted from a highly-revered science quarterly: -

"In a recent biological research project, a breakthrough discovery has been made. The location of a spider's "ears" has been a hitherto unknown position until now. A bright young Swedish student produced a paper at his university on his theory that spider's in fact "hear" through their legs.

This was subsequently proved via a series of aural tests performed on 12 laboratory spiders the most conclusive of which ran thus: If you make a loud noise near a spider it will run away as fast as it can, but if you pull it's legs off and repeat the same action the spider will not react.

As a result of this significant addition to the biological community, the Swede was awarded the nob-end peace prize, as should anyone who believes this story - happy hunting :D"

Tellus12
02-02-2002, 11:49 AM
:rolleyes: aye, .....thats more like it!

Tall Guy
02-02-2002, 01:39 PM
i thought we were trying to attract people over here?!! ;)

Lemon Head
02-02-2002, 06:19 PM
whoops - er...well...in that case, did you know that fluffy bunnys are one of the 5 cutest things not to maim or torture in any way in the world?

Yoha
02-02-2002, 06:40 PM
mmm, fluffy bunnies, good with ketchup...... *cough* i mean..... um... yeah, and cute little squirrels and... um... puppies...

Lemon Head
02-02-2002, 06:59 PM
And hedghogs too, not furry, but cute

(i hope no one's looking at my title)

Metallus
02-02-2002, 07:25 PM
Tellus:

1.) Unlike the Star Wars boards, we couldn't import the old boards, so we had to start over. Hence, they started with many thousands more.

2.) Don't make spam threads.

3.) If you must make spam threads, do it in the right goddamn forum :D.

I'm moving this to the Café.

Claire_X
02-03-2002, 12:42 PM
Here's something interesting for anyone out there living in the UK - did you know that you can run over any animal during your driving test except for a swan, as this is the Queen's official animal. If you do not swerve to avoid this animal, you will FAIL your whole test.

(Some of the above statement may, or may not be true. Really it depends on how gullible I am, and how nasty my friends are. I'll leave you to figure it out!)

Tall Guy
02-05-2002, 08:24 AM
and are all instructers aware of this?!

Lemon Head
02-05-2002, 10:29 AM
Something tells me a few points will be docked from the overall mark if you drive about massacring small animals under your wheels

Claire_X
02-05-2002, 05:45 PM
Well, maybe just a couple ;)

Lemon Head
02-05-2002, 08:04 PM
Of course, according to some driving rules you get points added for doing things like that

Tall Guy
02-06-2002, 06:13 AM
i cant see a driving instucter lettin u drive over animals...could be a kid the next time :eek:

Claire_X
02-07-2002, 05:07 PM
No, no, you miss the point ;) - you do *try* to avoid animals, you don't AIM for them and sadistically but in the actual test, you will fail if you actually hit and kill the swan - other animals are fine! (I think.)

A further note to people living in the UK - possibly you'll all want to stay off the roads Tuesdays 3.30pm-4.30pm - DRIVING LESSON TIME! Muhaha!

Yoha
02-11-2002, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Lemon Head
Of course, according to some driving rules you get points added for doing things like that

and extra points for boyscouts and old ladies :D

Gexx
02-11-2002, 07:36 PM
*shakes fist* dam those boyscouts. trying to make the earth a bett place...

Yoha
02-11-2002, 10:01 PM
Yeah, really, what's wrong with them anyways... :rolleyes:

Claire_X
02-12-2002, 02:18 PM
Damn all those do-gooders ;)

Lemon Head
02-13-2002, 01:28 PM
i hope you realise the whole boy scout image is just a pretence - scouts are without doubt the most twisted and sadistic beings of pure filth ever devised

Gexx
02-13-2002, 06:27 PM
yup thers not much more sadistic than a boy scout than well... an old lady tring to get across a busy street

Yoha
02-13-2002, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Lemon Head
i hope you realise the whole boy scout image is just a pretence - scouts are without doubt the most twisted and sadistic beings of pure filth ever devised

*grin* I'm a boy scout :D

Gexx
02-13-2002, 09:23 PM
sure you are... (searches for hard blunt object)

Tall Guy
02-15-2002, 06:57 AM
yep, i was one too....*searches for blunt object*:cool:

Kylilin
02-15-2002, 10:44 AM
I see a movie in the making: "Star Wars Episode VII: Attack of the Boy Scouts"

Tall Guy
02-15-2002, 01:14 PM
they're handy with knifes i can tell u...and fire...dont even get me started on fire!....they could burn the atlantic.

Metallus
02-15-2002, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Yoha


*grin* I'm a boy scout :D

Wait a minute, I thought you said you were a girl in some other thread! You're turning this place into a house of lies! :D

Tellus12
02-15-2002, 01:57 PM
OI! MOST OF MY MATES ARE SCOUTS.....hehehe the losers!, my lot got wounded playin paintball, bunch of pansies.

Tall Guy
02-15-2002, 03:29 PM
u callin me a loser?! :rolleyes:

Yoha
02-15-2002, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Metallus


Wait a minute, I thought you said you were a girl in some other thread! You're turning this place into a house of lies! :D

I AM a girl but I'm also a card carrrying boy scout which is why i felt the need to post that... lol

Metallus
02-15-2002, 06:06 PM
Consider my mind blown.

Gexx
02-15-2002, 10:33 PM
:BPPF!: well there goes my mmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd

EvilleApplePie
02-17-2002, 11:30 AM
I know this was a long time ago....but if you pull all of a spider's legs off, how is it supposed to react?!?!?! X_X!!!

Tall Guy
02-17-2002, 04:34 PM
they kinda wobble actually (!!);)

EvilleApplePie
02-18-2002, 02:40 AM
lmao!!! I'll have to test this out ;)

Lemon Head
02-18-2002, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by EvilleApplePie
I know this was a long time ago....but if you pull all of a spider's legs off, how is it supposed to react?!?!?! X_X!!! good grief, that was the whole point of the joke!

EvilleApplePie
02-18-2002, 04:25 PM
lmao! I know that silly!!!

Lemon Head
02-18-2002, 04:34 PM
pah! you say that NOW! we know where you live

Tall Guy
02-18-2002, 04:44 PM
im guessin New Jersey is bigish place....still wanna hunt?

MeddlingMonk
02-18-2002, 06:52 PM
New Jersey? Big??? It's a dinky state as far as land area goes. Quite a lot of people are crammed in there, though, considering it's size.

Tall Guy
02-18-2002, 07:12 PM
well it sbig enough to be called a 'state' so some searchin would need to be done

EvilleApplePie
02-19-2002, 12:13 AM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You'll neva find me!!!! I'll just hide in all of the people!!! :joy:

Yoha
02-19-2002, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by MeddlingMonk
New Jersey? Big??? It's a dinky state as far as land area goes. Quite a lot of people are crammed in there, though, considering it's size.

New Jersey: The parking lot for New York. *ducks*

EvilleApplePie
02-19-2002, 03:55 AM
Parking lot? lmao! More like trash dump. *snorts*

MeddlingMonk
02-19-2002, 12:06 PM
Well, at least you're known for something. Imagine the poor people in Iowa, Idaho, and Ohio. No one can ever keep them straight. They should probably give up and be combined into one state called Ohidowa.

Yoha
02-19-2002, 12:19 PM
well Idaho has potatoes at least ;)

Tall Guy
02-19-2002, 02:44 PM
i feel so excluded from the topic....i dont know a thing about american states :(

Lemon Head
02-19-2002, 02:58 PM
i do, but i wouldn't be favoured for voicing it, i was once told it my a BNP - bastards

Tall Guy
02-19-2002, 03:01 PM
that didnt help...i'm still confused :(

Lemon Head
02-19-2002, 03:03 PM
this is the wrong thread to ask for help in - the wrong forum to ask for help in - in fact i'd just give up right now if i were you, it'll save psychiatry fees

Tall Guy
02-19-2002, 03:19 PM
ok here i go....*gives up*....there. :D

Yoha
02-19-2002, 03:28 PM
Just throw some English words in there that we Americans don't know, then we'll be left out too and everyone will be...um...happy?

Metallus
02-19-2002, 03:31 PM
"summat", "bollacks", "lorry", uh... "gloucestershire".

Lemon Head
02-19-2002, 03:32 PM
"tact" :D

Tall Guy
02-19-2002, 03:52 PM
and its 'boot' not 'trunk' !! ;)

Lemon Head
02-19-2002, 04:10 PM
Aluminium has a second "i" in it
and herbs has an "h"!!

Yoha
02-19-2002, 05:02 PM
and... blighter?

and cor?

Tall Guy
02-19-2002, 05:55 PM
hey we're not all from London!

Lemon Head
02-19-2002, 06:42 PM
Don't worry TallGuy, maybe some day even you will have that gift within your reach