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Mal *Nexsis*
02-05-2002, 02:47 AM
I new to this forum...spent to much time in the SWGB forum..plus JK2 looks addicting....so let me break the ice...and since I love beer

Stage 1 - SMART This is when you instantly become an expert on everything known to mankind. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words....

The Seeker
02-05-2002, 12:37 PM
LOL! That was gold.

CaptainRAVE
02-05-2002, 02:06 PM
Yup, that made me laugh :)

SL_Ki-Adi-Mundi
02-05-2002, 05:36 PM
I approve. :D

DrIfTeR
02-05-2002, 06:48 PM
I like! actually this is very true because i myself was a drunk before i stopped drinking for my gf,i wonder if it was a wise choice?

GUNNER
02-05-2002, 06:49 PM
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to give that a so-so..

Wacky_Baccy
02-05-2002, 07:36 PM
Lol - you can stay ;)

I'm afraid I agree with GUNNER - but only because I've heard it soooo many times before - if it's any consolation, I loved it the first, second, and third times I heard it... ;)

Kestral
02-05-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Wacky_Baccy
Lol - you can stay ;)

I'm afraid I agree with GUNNER - but only because I've heard it soooo many times before - if it's any consolation, I loved it the first, second, and third times I heard it... ;)

What he said.

-shutting up