View Full Version : Top Ten Storm Trooper Phrases that Didn't Make It!

02-05-2002, 09:12 PM
I'm doing a Top Ten Storm Trooper Phrases that Didn't Make It! list for my website. Post any of your ideas below, I'll pick about 15-20 of them and then put the ones I like the most up for a vote.

02-05-2002, 09:22 PM
'Yeah, I am kinda short for a stormtrooper.'

'Dumb furry little...!'

'You think we should report the whole Ewok incident?' - 'Are you joking?'

Boba Rhett
02-05-2002, 09:35 PM
"Does this suit make my butt look big?"

"Stop, or I'll fire in your general direction!"

"Put that glowstick down!"

"Wait a minute....these are the droids were looking for!"

"Damn, I wish we had holsters....."

That's all I could come up with for now. :)

02-05-2002, 10:45 PM
I wonder if these come in blue?

I would of rather had a kevlar vest, these things don't deflect squat.

These helmets are great, now the chicks don't know I'm checking them out.

Does any one know how to work the zipper? I got to go bad..

Man I hate having to share suits ,especially after dave wears this thing, he has such bad B.O.

02-06-2002, 01:07 AM
This has been done a few months ago....

i can't remember mine. I'll go find out.

02-06-2002, 07:35 AM
"Lady's i know men in white look good... please, DON'T touch my.... blaster"

"Does that helmet comes equipped with sun glasses"

"Yesterday i saw Lord Vader without his suit and helmet, man i swear i could take him any day of the week"

"Thats it, firsts he kills Ozzel then Needa, I'm going to the union"

02-06-2002, 08:39 AM
yeh try searching the forum, some of us came up with some funny ones..


02-06-2002, 09:02 AM
How about a rip-off from Die Hard...

"10,000 Stormtroopers in the Empire and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister's"


02-06-2002, 01:39 PM
i wonder i this suit will defect any glowing swords

hey whats with this taking orders from a goof in a black cape carp

i wish my mom could see me now

02-06-2002, 03:02 PM
How about...

"hey bud, watch where you stick that glowing thingie."

02-06-2002, 03:08 PM
Yeah, I am a little short for a stormtrooper.

I still like this one the most. :p

02-06-2002, 03:15 PM
Stormtrooper 1: "Hiya Marcus."
Stormtrooper 2: "I'm not Marcus, I'm clide."
Stormtrooper 1: "Sorry, I can't tell who is who in these get duds."

02-06-2002, 03:18 PM
"Stop and I'll shoot!"

"But it's just one guy."

"Force? Ha! Just a hoax."

"Don't worry, we out number him a bagillion to one, there is no way we can loose."

"Quick! Everyone stand out in the open and fire randomly!"

Mal *Nexsis*
02-07-2002, 01:39 AM
"run, they have teddy bears!"

"if Vader kills 14 or 15 more officers I'll get a promotion"

"yeah, wearing white in the jungle makes so much sense"
"the jungle, I'm stationed on a desert planet, with a white uniform and an orange vest, military intelligence my butt"

"I think Vader is competeing with the rebels on who can get the most Imperial kills"

02-07-2002, 02:50 AM
"Can I get these suits in any colour OTHER then white?"

"Have you noticed how none of us can shoot for peanuts?"

"The chicks just love these white suits?"

"Why do these suits look like they have boobs?"

"Have you noticed we all look, sound and shoot the same?"

02-07-2002, 04:52 AM
"Storm Trooper? I'm on a StarShip damnit!"

Job Application

"My strongest point is my individuality"

02-07-2002, 05:20 AM
"Stop,do not pass go do not collect 200 creds"
"This armor sure chafes"
"My armor says one size fits all"
"does the blaster come in white?"
"sir,theres something glowing around the corner why dont you go check it out"

Sorry all i could think of this late at night 1:30 am

02-07-2002, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by WD_ToRMeNt
"Stop and I'll shoot!"
"Quick! Everyone stand out in the open and fire randomly!"

thats so true :lol:

Imp Destroyer
02-07-2002, 05:47 PM
"White goes with everything"
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Let's all wait until after we anounce our presance to fire"
"Die Imperial scum, I mean Rebel!"

xwing guy
02-07-2002, 09:32 PM
"These white suits make us look like KKK members, we got really good sheets too."

"At least we're camoflaged here in the snow."

"Hey, which one of you is Bob, you all look alike?"

Mal *Nexsis*
02-07-2002, 11:31 PM
"So you ride this speeder bike and I get the.....lizard?"

"and these blasters don't shot straight because?"

"weren't you with that company that got beat up by ewoks?"

"Yes you do look fat!"

"I've got a thing or two to tell lord vader" ( last words )

"Is the empire so cheap that the only color they have is white, I mean even an off white would be nice."

"What? I can't hear you over the blaster fire?"

"No, I'm not TK421!"

02-08-2002, 06:02 AM
Picture "A New Hope" - the big sabre battle:

Stormtrooper 1 : entering the hanger bay in a fluster What's happening?

Stormtrooper 2: Well I've got $100 on Vader - and idiot here (refering to his partner) has got $50 on the old man in the cloak!

Stormtrooper 1: What about thse rebels that are getting away.

Stormtrooper 2: There are rebels here???!!!

Kozi :fett:

Imp Destroyer
02-08-2002, 08:50 AM
Stormie 1 "Close the blast doors!"
Stromie 2 "Open the bast doors, open the bast doors!!!!"

02-08-2002, 09:12 AM
'For Mon Mothma!'

'Why doesn't Lord Vader ever where white?'

02-08-2002, 08:37 PM
or this one that i thought up, it's the emperor speaking tho...

Luke Skywalker: NEVER!!!!!

*skywalker vs vader music plays in the background*

emperor in the background: Good good, I got a hood, and I live in your neighborhood!


02-08-2002, 09:46 PM
I have found the location of the other top ten list, here it is, I will also include some posts from this thread:


02-09-2002, 12:04 AM
Trooper Officer: "Broddy! What the hell are you doing??"
Trooper: "Er.. nothing sir."


"I just sneezed inside my helmet."


Trooper Officer: "We must evacuate immediately!"
Trooper: "I think I just did sir..."


"Aim for that glowing popsicle, it may be our only chance!"


Trooper 1 (discretely indicating "Kiss Me, I'm Horny" sign taped to Darth Vader's back)

Trooper 2: "Hey, I ain't gonna tell him!"


Trooper (to Jawas): "Alright Mr. Friend, you stay right there and if you move again... I'm gonna shoot ya!"


Imperial Officer: "Kill the Jedi, immediately!"

Trooper 1 (turns to his buddies): "I think he said, 'Begin retreat, fall back' "


Imperial Officer: "Where are you taking this... 'thing'?"

Trooper: "Umm... well.. you see.."

Imperial Officer: "What is it?!"

Trooper: "He has to go to the little wookie's room."

Imperial Officer: "I wasn't notified. I'll have to clear it!"

That reminds me, they've got space troopers, and snow troopers, and swamp troopers, lava troopers, radiation troopers, etc. but what about RAVE TROOPERS?

This bold new division would have their armor painted in various clashing neon colors, and be adorned with pacifiers, candy bracelets and glowsticks. They would be specially trained to infiltrate raver parties and fight in even the most drug-hazed, smoke filled, environments.

02-09-2002, 12:16 AM
< sarcasm >NO WAY a Jedi could spot a RAVE Trooper!< / sarcasm >

02-09-2002, 09:10 PM
Well, its been a while so I think I'll begin narrowing down the Top Ten List. There have been a lot of good 'phrases' and I'm also going to be drawing from the origional 'phrases' as well. Expect a poll on Sunday Night.

02-10-2002, 01:01 AM
Ok, so I'm a little late, big deal...

"TK421, where are your pants?"
:) :) :)

02-10-2002, 04:09 AM
I guess I'll post the inevitable:

Trooper 1: "Whatsssssuppppp!!"
Trooper 2: "Watching the game; having a bud."
Trooper 1: "True... True."

02-10-2002, 07:43 PM
Well this could be my last post. I'm afraid I may leave the Jedi Outcast Community, I can't say why though, well, mainly because I don't have enough time. Thanks to everyone who posted their ideas, but Jedi Force is closed. I don't want to have it up if I can't put enough time into it for it to be good. Remember not to underestimate the Power of the Dark Side, and May the Force be with You, Always. :)

02-10-2002, 08:08 PM

You can't leave! You're one of the most sensible and non-spamming members who've joined recently!

Please don't go unless you absolutely have to, JP ... please?

02-10-2002, 08:44 PM
"Man, that Jan is looking HOT!"

02-10-2002, 09:01 PM
Well my website is closed due to server constraints, but I'll stick around I guess. I suppose this means the Top 10 won't be listed though, sorry guys! Thanks to everyone who posted though.

Mal *Nexsis*
02-11-2002, 01:48 PM
you can still do a poll though


if you want a poll done by JPMaximilian, give me a hell yeah