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02-10-2002, 01:02 PM
Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

02-10-2002, 01:34 PM
Ok...that was sick....but overall funny:D .

02-10-2002, 01:58 PM
Funny. KFC is best.

02-10-2002, 02:40 PM
Don't forget...
The BT Condom: Connecting people
The Whopper Condom: It just tastes better.

02-10-2002, 03:47 PM
i prefer the AOL..lol!!!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
02-10-2002, 04:32 PM
some of them i had never heard of, but hey, thats pretty good!
AOL n Toyota were the best 1s!

n also:
Amil-Brazil (insurance) condom: Taking care of whats important for u
Nickelodeon condom: Made by you, for you
Nickelodeon condom: Because we can
Barbie condom: It's a great time to be a girl

Jonny Haggis
02-11-2002, 06:48 AM
How's it goin' me old muckers..... this is my first post in about a year!
A wee bit off the particular subject but still a very good joke:
Q: What's the differance between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
A: One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak!!!


02-11-2002, 07:45 PM
also, i got all those jokes on an email....i just didnt remember..

i got one

Cadbury's Creme Egg Condom : How do u get the inside out?