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Hey. Im kinda new here. i mostly stay in my dark hole at the Grim Fandango forums:D anyway i was wondering what everones fav joke in snm is (i know these threads are so dum but...) i like "Thats non of your damn business."
02-13-2002, 06:52 PM
ahhh... that was the one that made me buy the game
02-13-2002, 08:39 PM
Not word for word but you get the picture.
From cartoon series:
Sam & Max are on a boat in the sewers.
Max: Ooooh, look baby alligators!
Sam: Well, they're log shaped and bouyant, but I don't think they're baby alligators.
Max: I think I'm going to be sick.
i remember watching some of the cartoons. they were good. probly not so good compared to the comic, but i never read it.
02-13-2002, 10:12 PM
*Sam and Max's car is dinged by a guy pushing a shopping cart*
Max: "Did you see that? The way he smacked my paint?"
Sam: "Well, I noticed somebody smacking something, but who am i to argue with a delusional psycotic like yourself, right, little buddy? If you're upset max, I don't think you should supress it."
Max: "HEY, MAN! I THINK YOU'RE NOT GOOD! I'LL NEVER BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!"
Sam: "Ooh, you're a scary bunny."
02-14-2002, 08:54 AM
Akin to you, I don't remember the exact wording.
- Truely, the Gods are smiling upon us!
- I guess even the Gods know a good joke when they see one.
Can I drive sam?
Sure. if you dont mind me grabbing the dash board and screaming like a school girl?
02-15-2002, 11:41 PM
02-16-2002, 02:41 AM
"Help me loosen this pole, Max!"
Hahahaha, gets me everytime.
i liked it when max goes for the letter in the cat.
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