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Gexx
02-13-2002, 05:48 PM
Hey. Im kinda new here. i mostly stay in my dark hole at the Grim Fandango forums:D anyway i was wondering what everones fav joke in snm is (i know these threads are so dum but...) i like "Thats non of your damn business."

Shmargin
02-13-2002, 06:52 PM
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Gexx
02-13-2002, 07:35 PM
ahhh... that was the one that made me buy the game

AndrewL
02-13-2002, 08:39 PM
Not word for word but you get the picture.

From cartoon series:

Sam & Max are on a boat in the sewers.

Max: Ooooh, look baby alligators!

Sam: Well, they're log shaped and bouyant, but I don't think they're baby alligators.

Max: I think I'm going to be sick.

Gexx
02-13-2002, 08:55 PM
i remember watching some of the cartoons. they were good. probly not so good compared to the comic, but i never read it.

sheaday6
02-13-2002, 10:12 PM
*Sam and Max's car is dinged by a guy pushing a shopping cart*

Max: "Did you see that? The way he smacked my paint?"

Sam: "Well, I noticed somebody smacking something, but who am i to argue with a delusional psycotic like yourself, right, little buddy? If you're upset max, I don't think you should supress it."

Max: "HEY, MAN! I THINK YOU'RE NOT GOOD! I'LL NEVER BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!"
Sam: "Ooh, you're a scary bunny."

iisaac
02-14-2002, 08:54 AM
Akin to you, I don't remember the exact wording.

- Truely, the Gods are smiling upon us!
- I guess even the Gods know a good joke when they see one.

Gexx
02-15-2002, 10:06 PM
Can I drive sam?

Sure. if you dont mind me grabbing the dash board and screaming like a school girl?

Shmargin
02-15-2002, 11:41 PM
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SyntheticGerbil
02-16-2002, 02:41 AM
"Help me loosen this pole, Max!"

Hahahaha, gets me everytime.

Gexx
02-16-2002, 08:03 AM
i liked it when max goes for the letter in the cat.