View Full Version : Lets make a Jedi Knight story...
02-15-2002, 01:58 AM
Something to do between now and when I next visit Central Station [a PC gaming store, Playstation, ect] after JO is released. Ok heres a start....We just write a sentance each.
Kyle Katarn landed the Moldy Crow on the platform on Coruscant and the first thing he saw was.....
02-15-2002, 02:22 AM
Jan, holding two glasses and a bottle of cheap wine. Apparently it Kyle and Jan's seventh.....
02-15-2002, 02:35 AM
time checking into the Holiday Inn for a little...
02-15-2002, 02:41 AM
reconnisance. Kyle was mad that they sent him on another information collecting mission, he wanted to kill stuff. At least Jan had cooled down after....
02-15-2002, 02:49 AM
that whole, "what are you doing with my sister?!" incident. Jan and Kyle, having not seen each other for weeks, went straight for the.....
02-15-2002, 02:50 AM
bar, it had been to long since he tasted a tall Bud. Jan wanted to
02-15-2002, 03:22 AM
quality time with Kyle before he had to leave so she dragged Kyle off to the......
02-15-2002, 03:48 AM
penthouse suite. Jan slipped into something comfortable while Kyle stared at.........................
02-15-2002, 08:05 AM
hmmm...as a matter of fact,I think that the Moldy Crow has been destroyed somewhere in Lv 14,or have I missed something important?
...his lightsaber,which was unignited for a long time.
02-15-2002, 04:21 PM
I think it just got damaged because in a single player add on level, the Crow got repaired.
Boba Fett stalked by because he was looking for.....
By the way, Fett didn't die in the Sarlac pit, it just spat him up afterwards. Source, Dark Empire comic mini series.
02-16-2002, 01:53 AM
...those dirty rats who took his penthouse suite. He really needed it for...
02-17-2002, 03:19 AM
For the annual assassins/bountry hunter club meeting but first he had to find.... :fett:
02-17-2002, 05:07 AM
the bar and get a drink. Kyle sensed trouble in the air......
02-17-2002, 08:09 AM
thus he took his lightsaber and ignited it,the first time in 10 years.
02-17-2002, 10:28 AM
It had started to rust and the batteries had run out. So he....
02-17-2002, 10:58 AM
Took someone else's, as always and procedded to...
02-17-2002, 12:04 PM
...trim his toenails. Boba Fett...
02-17-2002, 12:36 PM
...went straight to toilet and...
02-17-2002, 12:38 PM
loaded his blaster with.....
02-17-2002, 01:58 PM
a twinkle in his eye, too bad no one could see it because of the whole helmet thing on his head. Fett flushed and...
02-17-2002, 02:21 PM
ran. Around the corner was........
02-17-2002, 02:39 PM
...Princess Leia, wearing her ROTJ bikini/slave-girl outfit. Fett was so...
02-17-2002, 02:46 PM
stunned, and so decided to kidnap her.
02-17-2002, 02:56 PM
Before he could do anything, Leia said...
02-17-2002, 03:04 PM
"I'll get my big brother on you". Fett's reply was.......
02-17-2002, 05:02 PM
"he payed me to take you out....
02-17-2002, 05:43 PM
...to dinner. You want Pizza or...
02-17-2002, 11:44 PM
Pasta and Leia said.....
02-18-2002, 01:26 PM
"you be trippin' "...fett paused and stared at her oddly then he finally replied...
02-18-2002, 01:52 PM
"I'll be paying", her reply was...
02-18-2002, 02:57 PM
"Oooh, in that case, let's go to..."
02-18-2002, 03:28 PM
the bar and talk to Kyle.
02-18-2002, 06:21 PM
As they approached the bar Boba Fett and Leia discovered that kyle was in the middle of a bar fight, instinctivly fett took off like a little school girl living liea behind, leia turned towards the direction of boba fett and said...
02-18-2002, 07:26 PM
"Dang, haven't had a good date in twelve years. "
02-18-2002, 11:53 PM
Then Dash Rangar came back from the dead and said to Leia...
02-19-2002, 01:21 PM
"Im going to eat you young Jedi".......
02-19-2002, 08:30 PM
she replied "oi!! i will strangle you with my hairbuns" then dash...
02-19-2002, 08:36 PM
......pulled out a knife, but then he was shot dead when a stray ewok who was playing with a blaster in the other room accidentally pulled the trigger. Kyle then quickly....
02-19-2002, 08:43 PM
chopped the ewok in two with his stolen lightsaber...
02-19-2002, 08:45 PM
Qwi looked at the dead Dash and said, "They're doing my job for me! I was hired to kill this guy!"
So instead she started for Kyle He turned to her and asked, "What are you doing?"
Qwi ignited her lightsaber :saberg: and said, "I'm going to kill you. I hope you don't mind."
02-19-2002, 11:52 PM
Then a younger clone of the emperor strided in and said, "What the hell whish was followed by.....
02-20-2002, 08:57 AM
...Max,(:max: ) The Nekkid, Foul-mouthed Rabbit, who shouted...
02-20-2002, 12:03 PM
"does god have feet?" Mr.T replied...
02-20-2002, 12:36 PM
..."only on Thurdays"...
02-20-2002, 01:28 PM
then he doesnt need them as he believes he can fly. Meanwhile Kyle was....
02-20-2002, 03:43 PM
breakdancing in the local Mos Espa Wal-mart for extra credits, when suddenly...
02-20-2002, 03:52 PM
Jan Ors came in and said....
02-20-2002, 03:55 PM
"Ninja Ninja Rap - Ninja Ninja Rap" and started break dancing as well...
02-20-2002, 04:04 PM
. Next Boba Fett came in with a blaster in hand and........
02-20-2002, 04:08 PM
said "everybody dies" fett looks down and see's that Gary coleman is looking at him in an odd way so he....
02-20-2002, 04:23 PM
ran away like a big girl.
and tried to lose him by jumping into a stripper club where...
02-20-2002, 04:57 PM
Boba Fett jump out of a window and landed on.......
02-20-2002, 04:59 PM
...top of a very angry Leia who was trying to et away from the insanity.
02-20-2002, 05:02 PM
Kyle told Boba, in a strong mercenary voice.......
02-20-2002, 05:17 PM
"Get out of here!"
And with that, Fett promptly shot Kyle.
(but we all know he didn't kill kyle.)
02-20-2002, 06:12 PM
Without warning, Max jumped on Fett and bit his...
02-20-2002, 07:17 PM
...nose, provoking a loud...
02-21-2002, 01:58 AM
Mocking laugh and the emperor's clone said........
02-21-2002, 02:36 AM
"what in the heck is going on here", your a bunch of wacked out...
02-21-2002, 07:52 AM
...Before the Clone could finish his thought Max jumped on him, grabbed him by the ears and shouted..."
02-21-2002, 11:55 AM
"i lub you Boba Fett" Fett Replied "you'll be the first to die" then...
02-21-2002, 01:27 PM
Max pulled out his super gun and started randomply killing everyone, so.....
02-21-2002, 06:46 PM
... Boba Fett decided to ...
02-21-2002, 07:08 PM
...go get some pizza after all. Max put down his super gun and shouted "I'm...
02-21-2002, 09:33 PM
a lover not a fighter" Then max left never to be seen again.
02-21-2002, 10:54 PM
Meanwhile, Kyle was.....
02-22-2002, 03:06 PM
Setting up a E-web to clear the area of this mess. So ...
02-22-2002, 07:34 PM
...Leia want to the payphone to call Han, but couldn't find a quarter.(no pockets in her bikini/slavegirl outfit;)) She yelled "Does anyone have...
02-23-2002, 02:11 AM
any idea what this story's about? I mean.... got a quarter?" She was bombarded with quarters from a bunch of old hairy men and young bald wookies. Kyle looked at this madness and...
02-23-2002, 04:43 AM
Han and Chewbacca jumped into the room and Han said...
02-23-2002, 02:12 PM
"Eat Blaster!" as he fired at...
02-23-2002, 02:16 PM
Boba Fett who dodged and...
02-23-2002, 02:20 PM
pulled out his spare blaster, wich was currently out of Duracell batteries, so instead picked up a
02-23-2002, 04:47 PM
a torch and shone it in Kyle's eye.
02-23-2002, 04:51 PM
Kyle screamed "UNCLE! UNCLE!" To which Fett stopped and said, "How did you know?" Then...
02-23-2002, 05:24 PM
...Chewbacca grabbed Fett by the...
02-23-2002, 05:37 PM
Jetpack and threw him out the...
02-23-2002, 05:51 PM
nearest open window, unfortunatly fett was wearing a bloody jet pack so he just flew right back in and started blasting everybody in sight.
02-23-2002, 06:18 PM
But Fett was such a lousy shot he missed everyone, hitting only...
02-23-2002, 06:25 PM
The ewok that was sitting in the other room. Suddenly a drunk Jawa jumps up and shouts "'Uttinni!" and starts....
02-23-2002, 06:30 PM
humping kyle's leg, Kyle reacted swiftly and...
02-23-2002, 06:39 PM
...wet himself. This made the Jawa...
02-23-2002, 06:40 PM
Bashes him over the head with a beer bottle that was actually full of....
02-23-2002, 06:47 PM
Pass Out, Kyle then turned to continue fighting.
02-23-2002, 11:13 PM
Meanwhile, Fett pulled out some durcell batteries and put them in his blaster and then.....
02-24-2002, 01:54 AM
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi [the one from EP2] in flesh jumps in and Luke sliced Fetts blaster in half.
02-24-2002, 09:26 AM
"Darn," Fett cried, "I just paid this thing off!" While all this was happening, ...
... Nike was getting raided by stormies demanding decent footwear that grips onto the death star platforms......
02-24-2002, 06:03 PM
...at an affordable price. (Stormies don't make alot of money, afterall;)) The CEO of Nike laughed and said...
02-24-2002, 07:09 PM
"Fine, but all i ask in return is YOUR SOULS!!!!" after that there was silence for a moment, then someone finally shouted...
02-24-2002, 11:22 PM
The classic Star Wars "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
02-25-2002, 11:03 PM
So the stormies shot the Nike CEO and stole all the shoes that could grip the death star platforms.
02-26-2002, 12:15 AM
"See," TK1 said to LV426, "I told you this job had perks!"
02-26-2002, 12:28 PM
The moon shone, the stars shined, and the desert suddenly blew up.
Meanwhile, Kyle shouted: "Everyone drop to the floor and ...
02-26-2002, 06:35 PM
Remove your pants or else" everyone was supprisingly eager to take off their pants, so kyle thought to himself...
02-26-2002, 06:49 PM
..."I should have thought of this looooong ago!" Jan, standing behind Kyle, said...
02-28-2002, 02:10 AM
"You to old man" and with that Kyle Fainted.
03-01-2002, 02:57 AM
03-01-2002, 04:01 AM
"This Thread....is over".
03-02-2002, 02:29 AM
Then for some strange reason, Vegeta from Dragonball Z flew into the bar and blasted....
03-02-2002, 09:51 AM
...Obi Wan with a Flatulance bomb.(Look up the word;))
The resulting smell was so...
The Truthful Liar
03-02-2002, 10:22 AM
.... disgustingly grouse that everyone started puking and.....
03-02-2002, 11:40 AM
...passing out. Everyone, that is, except Kyle who was wearing...
03-02-2002, 12:08 PM
...his old gas mask from Dark Forces. So with Kyle the only person left standing in the room he...
03-03-2002, 02:40 AM
noticed Boba Fett was still standing and they....
03-03-2002, 10:57 AM
...DANCED THE MACARENA!!!!! This made Vageta...
03-07-2002, 01:27 AM
Very mad, so he powered up, turned into a Super Saiyin and shouted...
03-07-2002, 04:24 AM
"I'll get you!!!"
03-07-2002, 04:31 AM
and launched his flying monkeys into the sunset.
03-08-2002, 12:33 AM
Then the Wicked Witch demanded her monkeys back and duked it out in the fight of the century!!:p
03-08-2002, 03:06 AM
Kyle's eyes followed the two super powers as they flew all over the place at incredable speeds and then Vegeta fired the the Final Flash at the wicked witch and Kyle said...
03-08-2002, 10:53 AM
"Put Water on her it is the only way!" When the final fash hit her it took no effect. So Vegeta...
:atat: :atat: :atat: :atat: :atat: :atat: :atat:
03-08-2002, 01:58 PM
Powered up some more and did a new attack called the Final Splash, a beam of pure water shot out of his hands and sped down to the witch and hit her, then...
03-08-2002, 04:03 PM
she cried "I'M MELTING, MELTING, ......MELLLLTTING". "I'll get you, and your little Ewok too"! As her body turned to mush...
03-08-2002, 08:44 PM
Vegeta gave the classic mocking laugh and shouted, "You can try to, in the next dimenison!" Then he turned to Kyle and...
03-08-2002, 09:38 PM
...kissed him on the lips. Kyle was so...
03-08-2002, 09:40 PM
..revolted he ran outside and was run over by a bus. Triple Decker.
03-08-2002, 11:57 PM
Fortunately for Kyle...
03-09-2002, 12:16 AM
Someone blew up the bus, Vegeta shouted, "NOW NO ONE ARE IS POWERFUL AS ME!" Then he saw Goku and said...
03-09-2002, 12:17 AM
oh no the C.H.U.D.S. !!!!!!!!!!!!
03-09-2002, 08:10 AM
But by a wonder of the Force, Kyle stepped up from the exploded bus rumble only to say
03-09-2002, 11:33 AM
<Read my sig for the next line>
03-09-2002, 12:40 PM
"DA-DA" to Vageta, this made Vegeta Pissed and then he ran away like a big baby crying with his pants wet and screaming "Trunks!!!! Son!!! Daddys coming!!!!" Everyone looked at Vegeta then to Kyle and noticed that Kyle was missing his.....
03-09-2002, 01:00 PM
shoes, which were thrown at Austin Powers in the heat of battle. Vegeta raised an eyebrow to Kyle and said...
03-09-2002, 05:52 PM
wiping a tear away "I will kill you all and flex my muscles:D MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!":D then Boba Fett:fett: flew in landed on his face as drunk as a....
03-09-2002, 09:09 PM
Gran mercenary then Kyle said...
03-09-2002, 09:45 PM
Boba Fett, your my only hope--Boba Fett, your my only hope-- Boba Fett, your my only hope:leia:
03-09-2002, 10:01 PM
Quickly, Fett slapped Kyle upside the head and shouted "Knock it off before I take an Artoo unit and...
03-10-2002, 12:37 AM
...say bugger." Then Vegeta and Goku had a massive battle.
03-10-2002, 01:14 AM
First Vegeta went full speed ahead and turned around and had Goku's head jammed up his @$$ and had a fart bomb in Goku's face, this made a huge hole in Vagetas pants and intantly parilized Goku. Then....:tie: :tie:
vBulletin®, Copyright ©2000-2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.