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Ben_Walker
02-15-2002, 12:58 AM
Something to do between now and when I next visit Central Station [a PC gaming store, Playstation, ect] after JO is released. Ok heres a start....We just write a sentance each.



Kyle Katarn landed the Moldy Crow on the platform on Coruscant and the first thing he saw was.....

Boba Rhett
02-15-2002, 01:22 AM
Jan, holding two glasses and a bottle of cheap wine. Apparently it Kyle and Jan's seventh.....

GUNNER
02-15-2002, 01:35 AM
time checking into the Holiday Inn for a little...

acdcfanbill
02-15-2002, 01:41 AM
reconnisance. Kyle was mad that they sent him on another information collecting mission, he wanted to kill stuff. At least Jan had cooled down after....

Boba Rhett
02-15-2002, 01:49 AM
that whole, "what are you doing with my sister?!" incident. Jan and Kyle, having not seen each other for weeks, went straight for the.....

GUNNER
02-15-2002, 01:50 AM
bar, it had been to long since he tasted a tall Bud. Jan wanted to

Boba Rhett
02-15-2002, 02:22 AM
quality time with Kyle before he had to leave so she dragged Kyle off to the......

GUNNER
02-15-2002, 02:48 AM
penthouse suite. Jan slipped into something comfortable while Kyle stared at.........................

Toa Tahu
02-15-2002, 07:05 AM
hmmm...as a matter of fact,I think that the Moldy Crow has been destroyed somewhere in Lv 14,or have I missed something important?

...his lightsaber,which was unignited for a long time.

Ben_Walker
02-15-2002, 03:21 PM
I think it just got damaged because in a single player add on level, the Crow got repaired.



Boba Fett stalked by because he was looking for.....



By the way, Fett didn't die in the Sarlac pit, it just spat him up afterwards. Source, Dark Empire comic mini series.

acdcfanbill
02-16-2002, 12:53 AM
...those dirty rats who took his penthouse suite. He really needed it for...

Ben_Walker
02-17-2002, 02:19 AM
For the annual assassins/bountry hunter club meeting but first he had to find.... :fett:

CaptainRAVE
02-17-2002, 04:07 AM
the bar and get a drink. Kyle sensed trouble in the air......

Toa Tahu
02-17-2002, 07:09 AM
thus he took his lightsaber and ignited it,the first time in 10 years.

CaptainRAVE
02-17-2002, 09:28 AM
It had started to rust and the batteries had run out. So he....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-17-2002, 09:58 AM
Took someone else's, as always and procedded to...

KordKelly
02-17-2002, 11:04 AM
...trim his toenails. Boba Fett...

Lord_FinnSon
02-17-2002, 11:36 AM
...went straight to toilet and...

CaptainRAVE
02-17-2002, 11:38 AM
loaded his blaster with.....

Jimi-Wan
02-17-2002, 12:58 PM
a twinkle in his eye, too bad no one could see it because of the whole helmet thing on his head. Fett flushed and...

CaptainRAVE
02-17-2002, 01:21 PM
ran. Around the corner was........

KordKelly
02-17-2002, 01:39 PM
...Princess Leia, wearing her ROTJ bikini/slave-girl outfit. Fett was so...

CaptainRAVE
02-17-2002, 01:46 PM
stunned, and so decided to kidnap her.

KordKelly
02-17-2002, 01:56 PM
Before he could do anything, Leia said...

CaptainRAVE
02-17-2002, 02:04 PM
"I'll get my big brother on you". Fett's reply was.......

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-17-2002, 04:02 PM
"he payed me to take you out....

KordKelly
02-17-2002, 04:43 PM
...to dinner. You want Pizza or...

Ben_Walker
02-17-2002, 10:44 PM
Pasta and Leia said.....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-18-2002, 12:26 PM
"you be trippin' "...fett paused and stared at her oddly then he finally replied...

CaptainRAVE
02-18-2002, 12:52 PM
"I'll be paying", her reply was...

Darth Simpson
02-18-2002, 01:57 PM
"Oooh, in that case, let's go to..."

CaptainRAVE
02-18-2002, 02:28 PM
the bar and talk to Kyle.

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-18-2002, 05:21 PM
As they approached the bar Boba Fett and Leia discovered that kyle was in the middle of a bar fight, instinctivly fett took off like a little school girl living liea behind, leia turned towards the direction of boba fett and said...

Qwi Xux
02-18-2002, 06:26 PM
"Dang, haven't had a good date in twelve years. "

Ben_Walker
02-18-2002, 10:53 PM
Then Dash Rangar came back from the dead and said to Leia...

CaptainRAVE
02-19-2002, 12:21 PM
"Im going to eat you young Jedi".......

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-19-2002, 07:30 PM
she replied "oi!! i will strangle you with my hairbuns" then dash...

Boba Rhett
02-19-2002, 07:36 PM
......pulled out a knife, but then he was shot dead when a stray ewok who was playing with a blaster in the other room accidentally pulled the trigger. Kyle then quickly....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-19-2002, 07:43 PM
chopped the ewok in two with his stolen lightsaber...

Qwi Xux
02-19-2002, 07:45 PM
Qwi looked at the dead Dash and said, "They're doing my job for me! I was hired to kill this guy!"
So instead she started for Kyle He turned to her and asked, "What are you doing?"
Qwi ignited her lightsaber :saberg: and said, "I'm going to kill you. I hope you don't mind."

Ben_Walker
02-19-2002, 10:52 PM
Then a younger clone of the emperor strided in and said, "What the hell whish was followed by.....

KordKelly
02-20-2002, 07:57 AM
...Max,(:max: ) The Nekkid, Foul-mouthed Rabbit, who shouted...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-20-2002, 11:03 AM
"does god have feet?" Mr.T replied...

Wacky_Baccy
02-20-2002, 11:36 AM
..."only on Thurdays"...

Agen
02-20-2002, 11:43 AM
or if he gets high.....

CaptainRAVE
02-20-2002, 12:28 PM
then he doesnt need them as he believes he can fly. Meanwhile Kyle was....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-20-2002, 02:43 PM
breakdancing in the local Mos Espa Wal-mart for extra credits, when suddenly...

CaptainRAVE
02-20-2002, 02:52 PM
Jan Ors came in and said....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-20-2002, 02:55 PM
"Ninja Ninja Rap - Ninja Ninja Rap" and started break dancing as well...

CaptainRAVE
02-20-2002, 03:04 PM
. Next Boba Fett came in with a blaster in hand and........

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-20-2002, 03:08 PM
said "everybody dies" fett looks down and see's that Gary coleman is looking at him in an odd way so he....

CaptainRAVE
02-20-2002, 03:23 PM
ran away like a big girl.

Agen
02-20-2002, 03:50 PM
and tried to lose him by jumping into a stripper club where...

CaptainRAVE
02-20-2002, 03:57 PM
Boba Fett jump out of a window and landed on.......

Qwi Xux
02-20-2002, 03:59 PM
...top of a very angry Leia who was trying to et away from the insanity.

CaptainRAVE
02-20-2002, 04:02 PM
Kyle told Boba, in a strong mercenary voice.......

Qwi Xux
02-20-2002, 04:17 PM
"Get out of here!"
And with that, Fett promptly shot Kyle.

(but we all know he didn't kill kyle.)

KordKelly
02-20-2002, 05:12 PM
Without warning, Max jumped on Fett and bit his...

Wacky_Baccy
02-20-2002, 06:17 PM
...nose, provoking a loud...

Ben_Walker
02-21-2002, 12:58 AM
Mocking laugh and the emperor's clone said........

GUNNER
02-21-2002, 01:36 AM
"what in the heck is going on here", your a bunch of wacked out...

KordKelly
02-21-2002, 06:52 AM
...Before the Clone could finish his thought Max jumped on him, grabbed him by the ears and shouted..."

:max:

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-21-2002, 10:55 AM
"i lub you Boba Fett" Fett Replied "you'll be the first to die" then...

CaptainRAVE
02-21-2002, 12:27 PM
Max pulled out his super gun and started randomply killing everyone, so.....

Gabrobot
02-21-2002, 05:46 PM
... Boba Fett decided to ...

KordKelly
02-21-2002, 06:08 PM
...go get some pizza after all. Max put down his super gun and shouted "I'm...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-21-2002, 08:33 PM
a lover not a fighter" Then max left never to be seen again.

xwing guy
02-21-2002, 09:54 PM
Meanwhile, Kyle was.....

Sithcloak
02-22-2002, 02:06 PM
Setting up a E-web to clear the area of this mess. So ...

KordKelly
02-22-2002, 06:34 PM
...Leia want to the payphone to call Han, but couldn't find a quarter.(no pockets in her bikini/slavegirl outfit;)) She yelled "Does anyone have...

Jimi-Wan
02-23-2002, 01:11 AM
any idea what this story's about? I mean.... got a quarter?" She was bombarded with quarters from a bunch of old hairy men and young bald wookies. Kyle looked at this madness and...

Ben_Walker
02-23-2002, 03:43 AM
Han and Chewbacca jumped into the room and Han said...

KordKelly
02-23-2002, 01:12 PM
"Eat Blaster!" as he fired at...

CaptainRAVE
02-23-2002, 01:16 PM
Boba Fett who dodged and...

Neonix
02-23-2002, 01:20 PM
pulled out his spare blaster, wich was currently out of Duracell batteries, so instead picked up a

CaptainRAVE
02-23-2002, 03:47 PM
a torch and shone it in Kyle's eye.

Jimi-Wan
02-23-2002, 03:51 PM
Kyle screamed "UNCLE! UNCLE!" To which Fett stopped and said, "How did you know?" Then...

KordKelly
02-23-2002, 04:24 PM
...Chewbacca grabbed Fett by the...

Silenthunter
02-23-2002, 04:37 PM
Jetpack and threw him out the...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-23-2002, 04:51 PM
nearest open window, unfortunatly fett was wearing a bloody jet pack so he just flew right back in and started blasting everybody in sight.

KordKelly
02-23-2002, 05:18 PM
But Fett was such a lousy shot he missed everyone, hitting only...

Silenthunter
02-23-2002, 05:25 PM
The ewok that was sitting in the other room. Suddenly a drunk Jawa jumps up and shouts "'Uttinni!" and starts....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-23-2002, 05:30 PM
humping kyle's leg, Kyle reacted swiftly and...

KordKelly
02-23-2002, 05:39 PM
...wet himself. This made the Jawa...

Silenthunter
02-23-2002, 05:40 PM
Bashes him over the head with a beer bottle that was actually full of....

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-23-2002, 05:47 PM
Pass Out, Kyle then turned to continue fighting.

xwing guy
02-23-2002, 10:13 PM
Meanwhile, Fett pulled out some durcell batteries and put them in his blaster and then.....

Ben_Walker
02-24-2002, 12:54 AM
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi [the one from EP2] in flesh jumps in and Luke sliced Fetts blaster in half.

KordKelly
02-24-2002, 08:26 AM
"Darn," Fett cried, "I just paid this thing off!" While all this was happening, ...

Agen
02-24-2002, 08:30 AM
... Nike was getting raided by stormies demanding decent footwear that grips onto the death star platforms......

KordKelly
02-24-2002, 05:03 PM
...at an affordable price. (Stormies don't make alot of money, afterall;)) The CEO of Nike laughed and said...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-24-2002, 06:09 PM
"Fine, but all i ask in return is YOUR SOULS!!!!" after that there was silence for a moment, then someone finally shouted...

Ben_Walker
02-24-2002, 10:22 PM
The classic Star Wars "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

xwing guy
02-25-2002, 10:03 PM
So the stormies shot the Nike CEO and stole all the shoes that could grip the death star platforms.

KordKelly
02-25-2002, 11:15 PM
"See," TK1 said to LV426, "I told you this job had perks!"

Qwi Xux
02-26-2002, 11:28 AM
The moon shone, the stars shined, and the desert suddenly blew up.

db6
02-26-2002, 11:40 AM
Meanwhile, Kyle shouted: "Everyone drop to the floor and ...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-26-2002, 05:35 PM
Remove your pants or else" everyone was supprisingly eager to take off their pants, so kyle thought to himself...

KordKelly
02-26-2002, 05:49 PM
..."I should have thought of this looooong ago!" Jan, standing behind Kyle, said...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
02-28-2002, 01:10 AM
"You to old man" and with that Kyle Fainted.

Ben_Walker
03-01-2002, 01:57 AM
Obi-Wan said...

Kx_Dra_Sycdan
03-01-2002, 03:01 AM
"This Thread....is over".

Ben_Walker
03-02-2002, 01:29 AM
Then for some strange reason, Vegeta from Dragonball Z flew into the bar and blasted....

KordKelly
03-02-2002, 08:51 AM
...Obi Wan with a Flatulance bomb.(Look up the word;))
The resulting smell was so...

The Truthful Liar
03-02-2002, 09:22 AM
.... disgustingly grouse that everyone started puking and.....

KordKelly
03-02-2002, 10:40 AM
...passing out. Everyone, that is, except Kyle who was wearing...

StarScrap
03-02-2002, 11:08 AM
...his old gas mask from Dark Forces. So with Kyle the only person left standing in the room he...

Ben_Walker
03-03-2002, 01:40 AM
noticed Boba Fett was still standing and they....

KordKelly
03-03-2002, 09:57 AM
...DANCED THE MACARENA!!!!! This made Vageta...

Ben_Walker
03-07-2002, 12:27 AM
Very mad, so he powered up, turned into a Super Saiyin and shouted...

Toa Tahu
03-07-2002, 03:24 AM
"I'll get you!!!"

GonkH8er
03-07-2002, 03:31 AM
and launched his flying monkeys into the sunset.

TiE23
03-07-2002, 11:33 PM
Then the Wicked Witch demanded her monkeys back and duked it out in the fight of the century!!:p

Ben_Walker
03-08-2002, 02:06 AM
Kyle's eyes followed the two super powers as they flew all over the place at incredable speeds and then Vegeta fired the the Final Flash at the wicked witch and Kyle said...

TiE23
03-08-2002, 09:53 AM
"Put Water on her it is the only way!" When the final fash hit her it took no effect. So Vegeta...







:atat: :atat: :atat: :atat: :atat: :atat: :atat:

Ben_Walker
03-08-2002, 12:58 PM
Powered up some more and did a new attack called the Final Splash, a beam of pure water shot out of his hands and sped down to the witch and hit her, then...

Jyt-Pon Dai'el
03-08-2002, 03:03 PM
she cried "I'M MELTING, MELTING, ......MELLLLTTING". "I'll get you, and your little Ewok too"! As her body turned to mush...

Ben_Walker
03-08-2002, 07:44 PM
Vegeta gave the classic mocking laugh and shouted, "You can try to, in the next dimenison!" Then he turned to Kyle and...

KordKelly
03-08-2002, 08:38 PM
...kissed him on the lips. Kyle was so...

Eternity
03-08-2002, 08:40 PM
..revolted he ran outside and was run over by a bus. Triple Decker.

StarScrap
03-08-2002, 10:57 PM
Fortunately for Kyle...

Ben_Walker
03-08-2002, 11:16 PM
Someone blew up the bus, Vegeta shouted, "NOW NO ONE ARE IS POWERFUL AS ME!" Then he saw Goku and said...

Ihatetheblind
03-08-2002, 11:17 PM
oh no the C.H.U.D.S. !!!!!!!!!!!!

Neonix
03-09-2002, 07:10 AM
But by a wonder of the Force, Kyle stepped up from the exploded bus rumble only to say

Cracken
03-09-2002, 10:33 AM
<Read my sig for the next line>

TiE23
03-09-2002, 11:40 AM
"DA-DA" to Vageta, this made Vegeta Pissed and then he ran away like a big baby crying with his pants wet and screaming "Trunks!!!! Son!!! Daddys coming!!!!" Everyone looked at Vegeta then to Kyle and noticed that Kyle was missing his.....

Jimi-Wan
03-09-2002, 12:00 PM
shoes, which were thrown at Austin Powers in the heat of battle. Vegeta raised an eyebrow to Kyle and said...

TiE23
03-09-2002, 04:52 PM
wiping a tear away "I will kill you all and flex my muscles:D MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!":D then Boba Fett:fett: flew in landed on his face as drunk as a....

Ben_Walker
03-09-2002, 08:09 PM
Gran mercenary then Kyle said...

TiE23
03-09-2002, 08:45 PM
Boba Fett, your my only hope--Boba Fett, your my only hope-- Boba Fett, your my only hope:leia:

KordKelly
03-09-2002, 09:01 PM
Quickly, Fett slapped Kyle upside the head and shouted "Knock it off before I take an Artoo unit and...

Ben_Walker
03-09-2002, 11:37 PM
...say bugger." Then Vegeta and Goku had a massive battle.

TiE23
03-10-2002, 12:14 AM
First Vegeta went full speed ahead and turned around and had Goku's head jammed up his @$$ and had a fart bomb in Goku's face, this made a huge hole in Vagetas pants and intantly parilized Goku. Then....:tie: :tie: