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Chanke4252
02-18-2002, 10:03 PM
What exactly is a gonk and why should the ending boss be one?

digl
02-18-2002, 10:07 PM
they are joking
THIS (http://www.starwars.com/databank/droid/powerdroid/index.html) is a Gonk

Redwing
02-18-2002, 10:12 PM
*snicker*

Gonks are extremely lethal assassin droids of EU fame who have gotten very little game exposure. They are armed to the teeth with about every weapon you could think of, including concussion rifles, rail detonators, missile launchers, pulse rifles, flamethrowers, heavy blaster rifles, repeaters and force pikes. Their intelligence makes them a deadly opponent that must never be underestimated. They'd easily rival a Dark Jedi if put into JK2.

:D

Eternity
02-18-2002, 10:15 PM
Er, actually, that's a Super Gonk you are referring to, prototype. I'm going to have to kill you, now. :D

Cyclone
02-18-2002, 10:28 PM
Don't forget their Bio-mass core which allows them to finely tune into the force with near perfect and deadly results.

I fear the Gonk

Cyclone.

Moses
02-18-2002, 10:44 PM
I think my uncle was a gonk...

Chanke4252
02-18-2002, 10:55 PM
!!! so thats what those are called. I usually just refered to them as Sir or Majesty.

Omne
02-18-2002, 11:56 PM
I think Gonk's have gotten bad reps. I mean, there are actual gonk "haters" out there! This injustice must be stopped!

Brick
02-19-2002, 12:02 AM
For me, it's the mouse bots. Even more pointless than gonks, the annoying little bleepity bleeps. At least they have batteries inside when you blow them up. I'm not a gonk hater, personally, but even they occasionally had a prize inside :D

GonkH8er
02-19-2002, 03:56 AM
tsk tsk tsk........ why are we discussing these vermin?

They should all die, and that's that.

Eternity
02-19-2002, 06:38 PM
You're going to roast in flame for that.

StarScrap
02-19-2002, 06:46 PM
Why would you defend Gonks? All they do is meander around and say "Goonk...Gonk". Saaay....I just thought of an idea for you Gonk! Play through JK, crushing every Gonk you encounter with the nearest elevator!!

sanpilou
02-19-2002, 08:04 PM
here is a definition of a gonk :

gonk : Little boxe of 1 meter wich was made to control the power of things in ships and other stuff. These droids were used mainly by the imperials, their only way to defend themselves is by making some GONK GONK GONK sounds to make their enemys fall on the ground in epilectic spasms or in an uncontrolable laugh. Many of them were, are and will be tortured till their race extinct.

hope it helped you

:rofl: :nut: (i know, im CRAZY!!!)

digl
02-24-2002, 09:13 PM
All they do is meander around and say "Goonk...Gonk". their only way to defend themselves is by making some GONK GONK GONK sounds to make their enemys fall on the ground in epilectic spasms or in an uncontrolable laugh.
:D :D ROFLOL :D :D

The Truthful Liar
02-24-2002, 09:41 PM
Sanpilou (hahahah):

gonk : Little boxe of 1 meter wich was made to control the power of things in ships and other stuff. These droids were used mainly by the imperials, their only way to defend themselves is by making some GONK GONK GONK sounds to make their enemys fall on the ground in epilectic spasms or in an uncontrolable laugh. Many of them were, are and will be tortured till their race extinct.


A Very very acurate description, LOL :D

Cheers ;)

Pedro The Hutt
02-24-2002, 09:55 PM
And to think they risk hard drive and limb to provide power to whatever that is nearby that needs power ^.^ They're just another one of those unmentioned heroes.

simon says
02-24-2002, 10:28 PM
I believe that this finally proves that we have run out of things to talk about. Let's hope the game WILL be on schedule, for the sake of everyone's sanity. And I happen to like Gonks. In MOTS one of the secrets can only be opened if the gonk comes to open the door.

Broode
02-25-2002, 07:55 AM
Well I like gonks, they're cool.

*cough*

db6
02-25-2002, 02:42 PM
Miserable machines: they exist only to serve and have no soul. The only thing you can do to thank them for that is to relieve them from their misery by chop them to pieces, or creating an android out of their parts.

simon says
02-25-2002, 03:17 PM
Well ofcourse they have no soul! It's a MACHINE!:nut:

Lord Chief
02-25-2002, 04:08 PM
I second that, three huuraahs for the gonks :)

HIP HIP HUURAAH
HIP HIP HUURAAH
HIP HIP HUURAAH

Eternity
02-25-2002, 04:51 PM
Dances.

Finally, people who appreciate Gonks!

I sense a revolution coming. Mark my words, when the time comes, anti-gonkers are gonna be up against the wall.

Pedro The Hutt
02-25-2002, 05:07 PM
Now let's not resort to violence ^^"

Pogwaffle
02-25-2002, 07:08 PM
Dont you guys know that there is an ancient sith curse/ritual/plan etc., that all the sith will take over they world by possessing the gonks of the galaxy. Whilst people are laughing at them in epileptic fits as said by sanpilou, the gonks will all at the same time use "force gonk", gonking the world with a subsonic gonk sound that will destroy the entire galaxy.

You didn't know that???

Oops! Ive said to much.

(as you can see im bored):D

JackTheGaffer
02-25-2002, 07:40 PM
A Gonk is a walking trashcan. Were I work we have trashcans that look like Gonks.

Pedro The Hutt
02-26-2002, 05:46 AM
You lucky person ^.^ I want a Gonk trashcan too. lol

GonkH8er
02-27-2002, 04:33 AM
If I had the money, I'd go by one of the remote control Gonks they used in the movies, and take it out on the freeway with a video camera.