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Fender
02-22-2002, 03:11 PM
Yes, I was bored, and I thought why not! Lets do Escapemi Family 3!

I am gonna get in before everyone else, and do a few proposals (Well one actually).

*Gets down on one knee*

Natty, will you marry me? You won't? Dammit! Good Gracious, Dammit to Hell! Say YES!

*Gets up off the floor, wipes muck off one knee*

You all know the rules.... les get a family going again!

Kj°len
02-22-2002, 03:23 PM
I wasn't hear for the last to families so I'm joining! As long as I don't have to marry Fender. :rolleyes: Maybe I'll be a second cousin once removed or a first cousin twice removed.

Fender
02-22-2002, 03:29 PM
I'll marry Angel_Eyes though... j/k...almost...

There's no use puttign it in a small font and a light colour, we can still read it you know.

Kj°len
02-22-2002, 04:13 PM
What are you trying to pull Fender? It's not in my post.:rolleyes: Fender can be so strange.

Natty
02-22-2002, 06:45 PM
Fender hunny, I'm still married to Guybrush

COJ
02-22-2002, 11:53 PM
who the hell am I suppose to be? i know!! Natty's great uncle, if u wanna mary her, ur going to have to go trough me to get her!!

Guybrush122
02-22-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Fender
*Gets down on one knee*

Natty, will you marry me?

BACK OFF, SHES MINE!

Natty
02-23-2002, 01:48 AM
You guys are so kyoote sometimes :p

Fender
02-23-2002, 05:43 AM
I'll fight you for her!

HelenW
02-23-2002, 07:36 AM
I'm the oldest female so I will have to be someones mum, and probably someones grannie too!!!! a grannie :eek: Oh well!!

Fender
02-23-2002, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Griswold
who the hell am I suppose to be? i know!! Natty's great uncle, if u wanna mary her, ur going to have to go trough me to get her!!

Griswold, in real life I'm 145 pound 5"10 1/2", are you really gonna stand up to me? And I got a whole lot of growing to go.... I'm only 13.

Joshi
02-23-2002, 08:56 AM
ooh! ooh! ooh!, can i be the smart ass teenager? i'm already one of those to somebody, i might as well be it here. ooh pleeeeeeeas!?!?!?:D :D :D :D

Guybrush122
02-23-2002, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Fender
I'll fight you for her!

Bring it on, Maiden Man! I know Mad Monkey Kung-Fu!!!


Hiiiiyaa!!! OW!!! ......I stubbed my toe.......

Fender
02-23-2002, 09:28 AM
Well I know Ju-Jitsu (No Really)! Let's fight this out on AIM!

Guybrush122
02-23-2002, 09:33 AM
Oh yeah? Well, I don't!!! So....um.....nyah!

Natty
02-23-2002, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by HelenW
I'm the oldest female so I will have to be someones mum, and probably someones grannie too!!!! a grannie :eek: Oh well!!

Hi mum ;)

NiKo
02-23-2002, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Guybrush122
Oh yeah? Well, I don't!!! So....um.....nyah!

remember guybrush-san, you must be as quick as a grasshopper. yet patient like the flying fox...

Fender
02-23-2002, 01:19 PM
NiKo your talking to him as idf he is the student, but your treating him like the teacher ( -San is a sign of respect shown to someone above your station in Japan)

Angel_Eyes
02-23-2002, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Fender


Griswold, in real life I'm 145 pound 5"10 1/2", are you really gonna stand up to me? And I got a whole lot of growing to go.... I'm only 13.

Your only a year younger than me, but your like way bigger than me!
I'm like 5ft, 6st (don't know it in pounds, not a lot of them!)
This family thing sounds pretty cool :D

mymipage
02-23-2002, 04:47 PM
I'm free to whoever wants me :)

Kj°len
02-23-2002, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by mymipage
I'm free to whoever wants me :)

Roger on that. Ditto.

COJ
02-23-2002, 05:27 PM
oh oh oh Fender, u wanna know how big I am?

6'1 215 pounds....so i suggest U back off!!! im not joking!! when i can ill sent u pic..

EVERYONE back off!!! Since Im her great Uncle...I need to protect her.....If u want to mary Natty..ur going to have to confience me and be nice with me..or else.....NO NATTY FOR U!!


and of course, Natty must agree with whoever she wants to mary....


btw HelenW, since im the oldest one here, u could be my wife....

Kj°len
02-23-2002, 06:38 PM
Can I just be Helen and Griswold's son, Natty's sister, and play Nintendo all day? Aww, I want a 2 sisters and a brother...:(

COJ
02-23-2002, 06:46 PM
ok, ur my son, u have a GC..i bought it for u, cuz im rich!!! haha i love this...

Kj°len
02-23-2002, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Griswold
ok, ur my son, u have a GC..i bought it for u, cuz im rich!!! haha i love this...

Ur the best dad!:D Can you and Mom think about having me a brother or another sister?:D *Looks at Griswold innocently*
Or maybe you just want to adopt them from the forums. And If YOUR rich that means I am too! So I buy my sister Natty an Xbox. And my father one of those beer hat holder thingys. And mom gets a pet lizard named Stingy!:D

COJ
02-23-2002, 10:04 PM
im buying everything for Natty...cloths, jewlery, make-up..so she looks great everytime....

she also gets a 50$ per week for herself..

Kj°len
02-23-2002, 10:15 PM
Everytime what? :D Or did you mean that like "she'll look good all the time". Does that mean u think she doesn't look good all the time?:p j/k. Everything is for Natty...Well I'll buy myself a PS2, GBA, and my own domain.:) I like having A family! I'm buying a dog named Rollova! She'll be a Golden Lab - Golden Retriever cross breed!:D I'm gonna get myself a punk rock band called Fervibul! I'm spoilng meself!:D

Natty
02-23-2002, 10:23 PM
*looks confused* I dunno who I'm related to other than Guybrush is my husband :confused:

COJ
02-24-2002, 01:40 AM
in a fiew words

im ur uncle, Helenw is my wife..Kjolen is ur brother...

and im rich......hehe:D :D

Natty
02-24-2002, 03:19 AM
me thought Helen was my mum? sroll up, I called her mum

Ummmmmm... ok I could say something, don't think I will

Angel_Eyes
02-24-2002, 04:08 AM
I'm up for adoption :D

HelenW
02-24-2002, 06:30 AM
Ok, this HAS got confusing. Natty, I'm your mum :D so that makes Guybrush my son in law, Griswold, if your Nattys uncle you cant marry me cos that would mean you are my brother, and thats incest, :eek:

Natty
02-24-2002, 06:44 AM
OK- lets see if I've got this straight

I'm married to Guybrush (check)

Kjolen is my brother (check)

Helen is my mum (check)

Griswold is supposed to be my great uncle, but Helen is my mum, that means Helen and Griswold are uncle and neice :eek: I'm scared- if this incest continue's I am so gonna disown my entire family :ball: :eyeraise:

Guybrush122
02-24-2002, 08:31 AM
all i want is to be marries to natty, have angel as my mistress and fender as my man servant

Captain LeChuck
02-24-2002, 09:26 AM
This sounds like fun...Im fenders EVIL:evil3: Grandfather! If thats ok? And if I am so evil :evil3: I must get quite good along with Guybrush122....:evil3:, right?

NiKo
02-24-2002, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Fender
NiKo your talking to him as idf he is the student, but your treating him like the teacher ( -San is a sign of respect shown to someone above your station in Japan)

ah shove it up yer sushi hole, shmuck-san.



jk

COJ
02-24-2002, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Natty
OK- lets see if I've got this straight

I'm married to Guybrush (check)

Kjolen is my brother (check)

Helen is my mum (check)

Griswold is supposed to be my great uncle, but Helen is my mum, that means Helen and Griswold are uncle and neice :eek: I'm scared- if this incest continue's I am so gonna disown my entire family :ball: :eyeraise:

Natty, lets say ur real parents died when u were young.....

Feral
02-24-2002, 10:43 AM
How nice.

Kj°len
02-24-2002, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Guybrush122
all i want is to be marries to natty, have angel as my mistress and fender as my man servant

You can't:mad: Fender is already my brother. *Grabs Fender away from Guybrush* MINE!:mad: :mad: :p

j/k I just want a bro. And a girlfriend....

Jack
02-24-2002, 01:44 PM
I┤m still nattys son right? i was until u devorsed with brighteyes, so can i stay with you? that makes guybrush my stephfather....
and kjolen(hehe), can u let me use ur PS2? i wanna play GTA3!!!!

Kj°len
02-24-2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Jack
....and kjolen(hehe), can u let me use ur PS2? i wanna play GTA3!!!!

Sure!:D I have Final Fantasy X, too. And Tony Hwk 3.

Oh, and just to tell everyone...I'm leaving the foums for awhile. I don't know when I'll be back but I know I'm leaving. C ya guys! Miss you!:(

UKthreepwood
02-24-2002, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Fender
I'll fight you for her!


watcha gonna do?

smackk him wiv ure guitar?


mwehehee


btw, im the cute adorable little baby

Kj°len
02-24-2002, 03:57 PM
OK, I'm back!:D All I did was leave LucasForums and play the Sims for a little while. It's a good game!

PS - We still adopted Fender, so too bad Guybrush122:p And I still need a girlfriend...Natty is my sister so that would be weird, and Helen is my mom so that would be even weirder :nut:....

Charley
02-24-2002, 04:21 PM
Hehey! This is quite funny!
We should have held auditions!:D

Kj°len
02-24-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Charley
Hehey! This is quite funny!
We should have held auditions!:D

Auditions? We're fighting over people, not planning a play.:rolleyes: Well, this is kind of a dramatical thread....:p

Natty
02-24-2002, 04:36 PM
OK, I think it's sorted out- you're still my son Jack :) I would never abandon you- unlike your father

You know this still doesn't solve the problem of the incest betweeen Helen and Griswold. Griswold did you even ask Helen? Or did you just say she was gonna be your wife coz she was literally the only female avalible? (swowwy Helen- I don't mean it like that, you know what I mean :D)

Kj°len
02-24-2002, 04:49 PM
Griswold, I think that you don't need a wife. Natty and I agree. And your scaring Natty, so just get a divorse, please;). No offense or anything...

Guybrush122
02-24-2002, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by UKthreepwood



watcha gonna do?

smackk him wiv ure guitar?


mwehehee


btw, im the cute adorable little baby

um, we BOTH play guitar pal......*plays some van halen*

see?

COJ
02-25-2002, 03:08 AM
alright, nm the wife thing...

Jack
02-25-2002, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Charley
Hehey! This is quite funny!
We should have held auditions!:D

something i have wondered about: do u know swedish? or why do u have flicka in ur signature? (it means girl, to everybody who didn┤t know that)

Fender
02-25-2002, 04:15 AM
If I remember correctly, "Flicka" is the name of her horse/pony. I think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Fender
02-25-2002, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by Angel_Eyes


Your only a year younger than me, but your like way bigger than me!
I'm like 5ft, 6st (don't know it in pounds, not a lot of them!)
This family thing sounds pretty cool :D

84 pounds is whatchu are. BTW, how old do you think I am?

Fender
02-25-2002, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by Griswold
oh oh oh Fender, u wanna know how big I am?

6'1 215 pounds....so i suggest U back off!!! im not joking!! when i can ill sent u pic..


Listen man, I never back off from fights. Come and get some, what? I say again, what? I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass, what? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

And no way ar you 15 stone 5 ppounds.

Captain LeChuck
02-25-2002, 11:57 AM
Ummm.....huh?:confused: Argh! I shouldnt think of things like that! Its hard!

Charley
02-25-2002, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Fender
If I remember correctly, "Flicka" is the name of her horse/pony. I think. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Yep, Fender, you are almost right! Flicka is the horse I ride a lot. He isnt mine tho! I luv him v. much!

And Jack, I knew that Flicka is swedish for little girl cos I read a book called My Friend Flicka which was about a mare called Flicka!
But the Flicka that I ride is a stallion so I guess the owner doesn't know swedish!:D :p

Angel_Eyes
02-25-2002, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Fender


84 pounds is whatchu are. BTW, how old do you think I am?

Uh, no idea :D I'm bad at guessing ages!

Originally posted by Kj°len
PS - We still adopted Fender, so too bad Guybrush122 And I still need a girlfriend...Natty is my sister so that would be weird, and Helen is my mom so that would be even weirder


Heh, I'm free :D

Yoha
02-25-2002, 02:04 PM
me too! me too! i want in!

*jumps up and down*

Charley
02-25-2002, 02:12 PM
And me!

Guybrush122
02-25-2002, 09:54 PM
ok......charley and angel.......will you marry me? :naughty:


TWO AT ONCE! CAN YA STOP ME? NO!

*ahem*

Yoha
02-25-2002, 10:16 PM
I feel so left out. :ball:

*sniff* fine, i didn't want to marry you anyways. :(

Natty
02-26-2002, 12:43 AM
*cries* Guybrush is cheating one me he's hitting on Charley and Angel (hehehe Charlie's Angels, swowwy bad joke)

- I wanna divorce :( :ball: :mad:

Jack
02-26-2002, 02:46 AM
Don┤t divorce mum!!! please!:ball:


And sorry Yoha, ur too old for me, like 12 years older?

Guybrush122
02-26-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Yoha
I feel so left out. :ball:

*sniff* fine, i didn't want to marry you anyways. :(

what is this? a crying bueauty? this can not be....Yoha, will you marry me?

(i saw that in a Leonardo DiCaprio movie)

Natty
02-26-2002, 05:15 PM
*starts making enquiries about a divorce*

Guybrush122
02-26-2002, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Natty
*starts making enquiries about a divorce*

you can still be my mistress

Natty
02-26-2002, 06:31 PM
I don't wannabe a mistress

COJ
02-26-2002, 07:33 PM
*kicks the hell out of G122 for hurting Natty*

ahem

COJ
02-26-2002, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Fender


Listen man, I never back off from fights. Come and get some, what? I say again, what? I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass, what? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

And no way ar you 15 stone 5 ppounds.


oh oh oh!! big words coming out of a small mouth!!

ILL PLANK U ANYDAY!!!GRISWOLD SAYS BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
02-26-2002, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Fender


Griswold, in real life I'm 145 pound 5"10 1/2", are you really gonna stand up to me? And I got a whole lot of growing to go.... I'm only 13.


argh! u weird americans! how many centimeters r a feet?
if the answer is 30, im little taller than 6 feet, wich means im shorter than Griswold, but griswold is about 3 years younger than me, which means that either Griswold is huge, or im really bad at math...

help any1? im only good at calculating who gets drunk first, timmy or a tree headed monkey (any old member w good memory? ;))




funny how there r never girls at my age... just checkin Charley, how old r u?







PS- my computer crashed again. Its starting to become a hobby

Natty
02-26-2002, 09:17 PM
All I know is I'm 5'1 or 154cm tall :p

Heeeeeeeeeeey I just realized I'm the same height as Kylie :D *sings* it's in your eyes I can tell what your thinking my heart is sinking too. It's no surprise, I've been watching you lately I want to make it with you *sighs* I want that funky dress :(

COJ
02-26-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop



argh! u weird americans! how many centimeters r a feet?
if the answer is 30, im little taller than 6 feet, wich means im shorter than Griswold, but griswold is about 3 years younger than me, which means that either Griswold is huge, or im really bad at math...



im huge!!!

we have a digital camera, and for my info class were doing a website about cars, and were going to have our pic in it.

god!!! Im the stuff!!

Yoha
02-27-2002, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Guybrush122


what is this? a crying bueauty? this can not be....Yoha, will you marry me?

(i saw that in a Leonardo DiCaprio movie)

:eek:
i may be too late... did griswold beat you up too badly? ;) lol

Charley
02-27-2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop


funny how there r never girls at my age... just checkin Charley, how old r u?


Im 13!

Captain LeChuck
02-27-2002, 10:15 AM
Im 12...And proud of it!

Yoha
02-27-2002, 11:36 AM
eek... maybe i'll have to be Helen's sister or somethin :p lol

Jack
02-27-2002, 12:20 PM
hey i┤m twelve too, and even prouder than lechuck13!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
02-27-2002, 12:33 PM
im 17 and much prouder than all of u cause i can get in R-17 movies wo sneaking in and getting caught by the police and spend much more money on bribe.

HelenW
02-27-2002, 03:30 PM
Ok, glad the whole incest thing is resolved, :p

So Natty is my daughter, Jack is my grandson and Yoha is my little sister!! Feral is my son, and your brother Natty!! i just adopted him, hehe. Have I missed anything out?

Also slaps Guybrush for cheating on Natty and upsetting Jack!!

COJ
02-27-2002, 04:21 PM
can someone make a tree cuz im sorta lost, like who's related to who

Fender
02-27-2002, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop



argh! u weird americans! how many centimeters r a feet?
if the answer is 30, im little taller than 6 feet, wich means im shorter than Griswold, but griswold is about 3 years younger than me, which means that either Griswold is huge, or im really bad at math...


I'm Half-English.... Half-Dutch.

brief
02-27-2002, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Yoha
I feel so left out. :ball:

*sniff* fine, i didn't want to marry you anyways. :(

I'd offer, but I'm sure I'm too old for ya... :sweat:

Yoha
02-27-2002, 07:27 PM
lol... how old ARE you?

wait nevermind, i looked at your profile...

hm, 6 years older... well i've dated 24 year olds before :p when you get to be as old as us age difference doesnt matter so much ;) lol

brief
02-27-2002, 08:35 PM
Oh, I forgot you just had your 21st birthday... http://216.40.201.155/s/otn/other/11doh.gif

Since just about everyone else here are still in their teens, I just assumed that you were, too.

Guess the gap is not that great. Now I just have to get you drunk... :naughty:

Yoha
02-27-2002, 08:44 PM
haha, s'ok ;)

hmm, a guy who wants to marry me and get me drunk... *sigh* this IS a good day after all ;)

Natty
02-28-2002, 12:18 AM
The family tree so far- I think- if I'm missing anyone?

http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/family.gif

Yoha
02-28-2002, 12:33 AM
Natty, you are GOOD. :D

HelenW
02-28-2002, 09:41 AM
I have 3 kids and no husband!!! :eek: Shame on me!!

There is nobody old enough to be Natty, Kjolen and Ferals dad though is there?

Yoha
02-28-2002, 09:58 AM
lol, and no stealing brief from me ;) lol...

brief
02-28-2002, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by HelenW
I have 3 kids and no husband!!! :eek: Shame on me!!

There is nobody old enough to be Natty, Kjolen and Ferals dad though is there?

I suppose you could always try "robbing the cradle"... ;)

Al-back from the BigWhoop
02-28-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Fender


I'm Half-English.... Half-Dutch.




ur still weird.




HELEN, I could marry u, even though taht would b kinda weird... sortof... oh well, i dunno, wot do u say?

COJ
02-28-2002, 10:30 PM
Natty u forgot me!!!

Natty
02-28-2002, 11:56 PM
I dunno how to put Griswold in- you need a brother or sister that ends up being Helens mother/father if that makes sense, and I dunno who my father is :ball:

Fender
03-01-2002, 12:53 PM
If you were a man I'd call you a bastard... as you aren't, I won't.

NiKo
03-02-2002, 07:12 AM
{please read in a very dramatic, soap opera kinda way}

Natty....i... i knew i'd have to tell you sooner or later...
*looks away dramaticly for a dramatic pause*
Natty... I am your father! ....and this here sock puppet is you momy....

you were taken away from us by a pack of wild cheese hunters and raised in australia...

but some very good D.N.A experts and a horny lab-monkey have brought us back togehter now......so dear, it's your turn to wash the dishes.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-02-2002, 10:20 AM
lol

Natty
03-02-2002, 11:26 AM
Daddddddddddddddddddddy :D

NiKo
03-02-2002, 11:44 AM
...yeah and throw the trash out when you'r done with the dishes okay?

Guybrush122
03-02-2002, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by NiKo
...yeah and throw the trash out when you'r done with the dishes okay?

wait....you're Natty's daddy?






GRANDPA!!!!!!

NiKo
03-02-2002, 03:59 PM
erm....(damn it)....just play with granny sockpupet here will ya billy?

granpa's busy trying to hack porn sites.

Kj°len
03-02-2002, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Angel_Eyes
Heh, I'm free :D

Great! So your my girlfriend then, in the EscapeMI family 3?

PS - This is a great post for my 300th post!

Natty
03-02-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Guybrush122



GRANDPA!!!!!!

Ummmm sweety? You're still married to me, so that makes Daddy your Daddy in law :D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-02-2002, 10:24 PM
i though u guys divorced?

Natty
03-02-2002, 11:40 PM
No not yet- I refuse to sign divorce papers since I'm so hopelessly in love. Also the fact is, I'm being a bytch, coz he can't marry anyone else while he's still married to me :D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-03-2002, 10:44 AM
genious

Fender
03-03-2002, 11:07 AM
I guess I'll just have to whore myself out to anyone who wants me.

Charley
03-03-2002, 11:26 AM
Im free!

Jack
03-03-2002, 12:24 PM
Hey charley!!

Will u marry me ? u┤ve got so beutiful eyes and... stuff.
*Aint patient enough to wait for an answer, takes Charley in his arms and runs away*
















*is really close of hitting the wall, but runs upwards like in matrix and makes a Backflip off the wall*

Charley
03-03-2002, 12:36 PM
Ok Jack, I will!

Fender
03-03-2002, 01:30 PM
still a'whoring.....

storken
03-03-2002, 03:58 PM
Well, I don't really remember what happened to my fiancee...
shouts: FRENCHY!!!!!


hej dň

COJ
03-03-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Fender
If you were a man I'd call you a bastard... as you aren't, I won't.

that's it, u've push the line..im your older jealous brother, cuz u have all the fame, i swear, ill take everything away from u, ur family, ur wife, ur money, ur home, ur job..everything!!!!

Guybrush122
03-03-2002, 06:09 PM
niko isnt my grandpa?



wait, so niko's my husband? natty what about the baby?

wait.....WE HAVE A BABY?

Natty
03-04-2002, 01:10 AM
Guybrush I'm your wife

Jack is your step-son (I had him while I was married to Brighty)

Helen is your mother-in-law

NiKo is your father-in-law

NiKo
03-04-2002, 07:48 AM
wait so....i'm married to helen? *drops the sockpuppet*

Fender
03-04-2002, 12:23 PM
And no-one wants me..... Poo poo.

Feral
03-04-2002, 12:51 PM
Or me...I'm not maried either...and I'm single....

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-04-2002, 02:53 PM
me too. thats the consequence of having 95% males in a forum...

HelenW
03-04-2002, 04:28 PM
Niko - I don't know! Are we married? When did that happen? It could be that if Natty is your child you would be Guybrushes father in law, and as Natty's adopted mum that make me mother in law too!! Or we could be married hence mother and father in law! I'm not really sure whats going on!!

This is SO like a soap opera!! Maybe we should send this topic to the BBC, its no weirder than Eastenders :p

Kj°len
03-04-2002, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Natty
Guybrush I'm your wife

Jack is your step-son (I had him while I was married to Brighty)

Helen is your mother-in-law

NiKo is your father-in-law

AHEM! *cough cough* AHEM!

Well I'm only a kid and I think I might have a girlfriend but Angel didn't reply to my post before.

I almost didn't make it to EscapeMI today because Internet Explorer kept giving me error messages. But then, I used Kj°len FastNet and everything is OK, I'm using it right now.
*Looks at all of the impressed women and smiles, looking very hot. Walks away waving and smiling* ... ... ... ... *hits the wall* ....

NiKo
03-05-2002, 07:57 AM
Fender -
And no-one wants me..... Poo poo.

feral -Or me...I'm not maried either...and I'm single....

griswold -me too. thats the consequence of having 95% males in a forum...

hey guys, theres a perfectly good sockpuppet lying on the floor...*hint* *hint*

Guybrush122
03-05-2002, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by NiKo


hey guys, theres a perfectly good sockpuppet lying on the floor...*hint* *hint*


ME FIRST!!!!! ME FIRST!!!!!!!

*dives for the sock puppet*

*hits his head on the wall*

DAMN!

Great....I'm single....and I'm sock puppet-less.....can life get any more cruel? Sooner or later THIS will happen to me: :duel:

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-05-2002, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Kj°len
*Looks at all of the impressed women and smiles, looking very hot. Walks away waving and smiling* ... ... ... ... *hits the wall* ....

i've always though you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts
(in another words, the women are looking at u cause your fly is open)








[any old abandoned-by-time member remembers who said that?]

Kj°len
03-05-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop
i've always though you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts
(in another words, the women are looking at u cause your fly is open)


*Looks down* Oh your right....*Trying for dignity* Well, I'm gonna check on Monkey Mountain Forums and Kj°len FastNet now....*hits the wall. Builds a door. walks through...hits another wall.* Hey! The Newber2 wall was built!

COJ
03-05-2002, 11:02 PM
what the hell does this have to do the the family, i guess i should join the crazy party...

Yoha
03-05-2002, 11:18 PM
we're just as dysfunctional as a REAL family!

Natty
03-06-2002, 12:33 AM
I'm moving out- I'm sick of my desperate, sleazy, horny husband :rolleyes: if he wants to cheat and womanize, then fine, I'll do the same thing

NiKo
03-06-2002, 06:59 AM
natty are you reffering to me!?



.....or..no wait, i'm you father arent i?
or was that your brother in law?


.........hold on, *makes a phone call* i hear that there are a few empty chairs up on the stage of the Jerry springer show...i'm booking us in.

Guybrush122
03-06-2002, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by NiKo
natty are you reffering to me!?



.....or..no wait, i'm you father arent i?
or was that your brother in law?


.........hold on, *makes a phone call* i hear that there are a few empty chairs up on the stage of the Jerry springer show...i'm booking us in.

Jerry Springer? Not going there......to many........um.......well


you know

Fender
03-06-2002, 04:36 PM
I'm scared of myself.

Guybrush122
03-06-2002, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Fender
I'm scared of myself.

im not surprised

Fender
03-06-2002, 04:47 PM
Neither am I.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-06-2002, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Natty
if he wants to womanize, then fine, I'll do the same thing

i really dont wanna see natty womanizing...
oh wait a minute, yes i do! :D ;)




im scared of u too, fender, but im even more scared of this guy: :band:
his head looks like an ass, i keep having bad dreams with him...







PS- TODAY I ATE A COOKIE JUST LIKE THIS :chewie:

NiKo
03-07-2002, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by Guybrush122


Jerry Springer? Not going there......to many........um.......well...




.....chairs?
yeah i know that freaks me up to.

COJ
03-07-2002, 08:06 AM
ok that show is dumb!! its obvious every "guess" is an actor!!!!


DIE TO ANYONE WHO SAYS JERRY!!! :lightning

Guybrush122
03-07-2002, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Griswold
ok that show is dumb!! its obvious every "guest" is an actor!!!!


DIE TO ANYONE WHO SAYS JERRY!!! :lightning

i love you too....*pats grissy on the head*

COJ
03-07-2002, 11:16 PM
arf arf :wookiee:

ZoE GurL
03-08-2002, 08:42 PM
*A gurl walks into the room, face dirty, clothes torn and sniffles as she sees the happy families, wishing she had 1 to call her own*:( :(

Kj°len
03-08-2002, 08:53 PM
*Grabs Zoe* Can we adopt her dad?! :D

NiKo
03-09-2002, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by ZoE GurL
*A gurl walks into the room, face dirty, clothes torn and sniffles as she sees the happy families, wishing she had 1 to call her own*:( :(

that sounds like the concept of a Gatorbait song i wrote some time ago....

*tosses zoe gurl a coin*

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-11-2002, 05:05 PM
*runs like a flash over the coin on the floor*
*the coind desappears*
*where did it go? The world may never know*

ZoE GurL
03-14-2002, 08:22 PM
Natty, would u be my mum? pweeaass :)
and ima looking for some brothers and sisters... any takers??

Jack
03-15-2002, 12:33 PM
U┤ll get two brothers when natty adopts u, me and kj÷len

Feral
03-15-2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Kj°len
*Grabs Zoe* Can we adopt her dad?! :D

Why do you want to adopt her dad?

Fender
03-15-2002, 02:17 PM
He is truly Fervivious.




























I don't know what that means either.

*Doesn't hit the wall*

Kj°len
03-15-2002, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Fender
He is truly Fervivious.


Fervivious was just my name on another forum, now that forum is gone and it's only my screen name now. My buddy icon is the only picture of Fervivious left existing, unless you find one of my abandon websites. That icon was my avatar.

Jack - I never knew you were my bro.

Feral - Sorry, let me rephrase that: "*Grabs Zoe* Can we adopt her, dad?"

Jack
03-16-2002, 04:06 AM
well, isnt Natty your mother too? And guybrush is ur father right?
I┤m Nattys child, she got me when she was together with Brighty, so we┤re Steph Borthers :D

Fender
03-16-2002, 03:30 PM
This family is almost as disfunctional as the MacMahon's!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-16-2002, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Feral


Why do you want to adopt her dad?

:D hahahah :D lol @ feral :D :D

MurrayDude
03-16-2002, 06:27 PM
Just for kicks,

Natty, will YOU marry me?;) ;) ;)

Ah, the winking smileys. How sexy is that.

Natty
03-16-2002, 06:33 PM
I can't remember who my children are- only that Jack is one of them :) And I can't remember who my brothers and sisters are, but I do remember that Helen is my mother :D

Yoha
03-16-2002, 07:06 PM
I'm your aunt :D

Kj°len
03-16-2002, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Jack
well, isnt Natty your mother too? And guybrush is ur father

No, Natty is my sister, Griswold is our father, you would be my nephew. Guybrush122 is Natty's....erm...husband....right....

Too bad Angel_Eyes doesn't seem to come here anymore, we were almost g/f and b/f. LOL, after all that hitting on her you did, I almost got her.:D

MurrayDude
03-16-2002, 07:13 PM
Who am I? Who am I? PLEASE I wanna join!:D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-17-2002, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by MurrayDude
Who am I? Who am I? PLEASE I wanna join!:D


u can b that drunk guy i brough home yesterday...
oh, wait a minute: i dont have a home.
nm then...




...






[this post ended 12 lines ago]

agy
03-17-2002, 04:28 PM
i know i'm new but can i be somebody
pleeze, pretty pleeze:)

MurrayDude
03-17-2002, 05:35 PM
Uhm. I'm a guy. Hopefully that was a joke.:)


SERIOUSLY, Pleez i wanna join!!!!!!!!! Make me the evil twin who does donuts on the neighbor's lawn and makes voodoo dolls of presidents!!!!PLEASE!

Kj°len
03-17-2002, 09:05 PM
Murray - Hopefully THAT was a joke. That gives me bad images in my head. *Lays on the ground and curls into a ball. Starts Mumbling to myself, and crying*

MurrayDude
03-17-2002, 10:36 PM
Uh, yeah, sure. :confused:

Fender
03-18-2002, 02:49 PM
I'm still whoring myself out to anyone who wants me.

MurrayDude
03-18-2002, 10:25 PM
Funny.....



Where did this post go terribly wrong?


:rolleyes:

brief
03-19-2002, 02:08 AM
You get to be the skull with no body, arms, or legs, who's stuck to a stool...

Natty
03-19-2002, 02:34 AM
I need to have an affair with someone- I'm sorry my husband isn't giving me what I need :p *tries not to laugh but ends up making some stange snorting laugh*

Enquire within :p

Guybrush122
03-19-2002, 02:56 PM
fender dont you feel proud for starting such a long topic?? lol

Fender
03-19-2002, 04:39 PM
I need to have an affair with someone- I'm sorry my husband isn't giving me what I need *tries not to laugh but ends up making some stange snorting laugh*

ahem

I'm still whoring myself out to anyone who wants me.

MurrayDude
03-19-2002, 05:18 PM
I smell a spanish soap opera in the making....:D

Natty
03-19-2002, 07:41 PM
*looks at Fender* ;)

MurrayDude
03-19-2002, 10:09 PM
Oh no she di-eh:) !!

Fender
03-20-2002, 12:28 PM
Hey Baby *Winks at NAtty*

Natty
03-21-2002, 07:57 PM
*sings*
Hey baby hey baby hey
boy say boys say
hey baby hey baby hey
girls say
hey baby hey baby hey

MurrayDude
03-21-2002, 09:09 PM
If I hear that song one more time I'm gonna shoot myself :)

Guybrush122
03-22-2002, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by MurrayDude
If I hear that song one more time I'm gonna shoot myself :)


me too.....no doubt was so good for a while and then they turned ****ing rap.....ugh


i hate it when that happens, bands like blondi were all great and then they went mainstream...ugh....

MurrayDude
03-22-2002, 04:02 PM
I'm so disappointed in No Doubt....

Katey
03-24-2002, 02:28 AM
*sings*
Don't speak,
I know what you're thinkin,
And I don't need your reasons,
Don't tell me cuz it hurts.........

Natty
03-24-2002, 02:41 AM
Don't Speak probably has to be my most hated No Doubt song. I can't fricking stand it

MurrayDude
03-24-2002, 11:29 AM
Spiderwebs...... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


No Doubt has gotten worse. SO has R.E.M. THey had good rock songs like End Of The World and Stand, but when I got their album, they had all this alternitive ballad crap. Not a good mix. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND!!!!!!!:mad:

COJ
03-27-2002, 02:39 AM
Hey Baby is the worst song ive ever seen...i mean, the guy who wrote it probably sneeze in his paper and it made a song...i mean..god! what has happen to all those good and respected band!! curse u pop!!

Natty
03-27-2002, 03:33 AM
Hey Baby is awsome :D Gwen just irritates me in Don't Speak. How that song managed to spend like 12weeks at #1 on the Australian charts is beyond me :mad:

brief
03-27-2002, 05:37 PM
I still like No Doubt. Granted, they're not as "hardcore" as they used to be, and has become more mainstream... My favorite song in their Rock Steady album is probably Don't Let Me Down.

Griswold: If I'm not mistaken, the lyrics for Hey Baby was written by Gwen, so it ain't no guy who wrote it... It's supposed to be about some of the things that go on in the backstage of No Doubt concerts and stuff.. like the after-parties and what not.

Besides, Gwen Stefani is hot!

Guybrush122
03-27-2002, 05:44 PM
today is the last day of school.....finally.......


but the worst thing? talent show.....that means pop/rap-o-rama

so i sat through 2 hours of pink, nsync, britney spears, and god damn moulin rouge....i feel poisoned



DAMN YOU POP!!!!!! DAMN YOU RAP!!!!!


sweeeet punk...sweeet rock....i love you so...

COJ
03-27-2002, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by brief


Besides, Gwen Stefani is hot!

meh she's ok i guess, but she's the worst song write ive seen, if she was good, she ruined her rep with this song...

Katey
03-28-2002, 06:22 AM
I agree with you Natty... that song didn't deserve 12 weeks on the aus charts, it isn't very well written etc. but i still like to listen to it now and then. Hey Baby? *shudders*

Natty
03-28-2002, 06:31 AM
I guess the lyrics to Hey Baby aren't much better- but at least you can sing along with it loud and proud at the top of your voice. How the hell are you supposed to do that with Don't Speak?

brief
03-28-2002, 07:09 AM
I can sing along with Don't Speak just fine....

Oops. Did I just say too much there...? Why are you looking at me like that..?

Natty
03-28-2002, 07:56 AM
Me wants to hear Brief sing Don't Speak :p

Hmmmmmmmmms, if I could get this voice recording programme thingo to work, I'd record myself singing. Probably the best I could come up with is

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
I just can't get you outta my head
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Since it's not that hard to sing :p

Besides I just remixed my own version of it and it came out quite funky me finks :D Especially the bass line :D

brief
03-28-2002, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Natty
Me wants to hear Brief sing Don't Speak :p

Hahaha.. Can you just imagine that... :lol: Keep in mind that I'm almost 27 years old, so I have a deep, masculine voice. It would just sound really strange for others to hear a male voice going "Ohhhh, hush, hush darling"... but then again, I also sing along to Jewel's Break Me (and an assortment of other songs), which are supposed to be even more feminine, so...

I suppose I could make a recording, and put it up to my site. If I do, I won't keep it up long ;)

Natty
03-28-2002, 10:35 PM
Hehehehehehehe definalty sounds worth it now :D

My mic must be seriously stuffed, I was voice chatting with a friend from NZ last night and all he could say to me was get out of the helecopter you sound like your in a helecopter, I dunno what's wrong with my mic :mad: maybe it's in the wrong hole

murta
03-28-2002, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by brief
I still like No Doubt. Granted, they're not as "hardcore" as they used to be, and has become more mainstream... My favorite song in their Rock Steady album is probably Don't Let Me Down.

Griswold: If I'm not mistaken, the lyrics for Hey Baby was written by Gwen, so it ain't no guy who wrote it... It's supposed to be about some of the things that go on in the backstage of No Doubt concerts and stuff.. like the after-parties and what not.

Besides, Gwen Stefani is hot!

Wehey, gotta love their cover of The Vandals 'Oi To The World'

Natty
04-01-2002, 02:52 AM
I took a test to find out which rock star I'm most like, and I'm most like Gwen :D

brief
04-01-2002, 06:18 AM
Ah. Did you take the test off Emode (http://www.emode.com/)?

I got Beck from that test...

Natty
04-01-2002, 07:51 AM
http://members.aol.com/radioheadchick/quizzes