02-24-2002, 06:13 PM
The first piece of spam ever concieved was on a tantranian holiday exactly 3500 years ago on the deep forests of egypt. A Mr. John Burton (really Xzlsjdhd Muyssdia, translated from arabic), will for ever be remembered for his action. He visited a local tribe to have a loook at the largest tree they had, it was the Kakanangua tree. Here ppl had carved in love declarations for years and years. When mr Burton arrived he spammed the tree senseless, the word he wrote a thousand times was spam (the name came to him in a dream), hence the name "spam".