View Full Version : The GB.com Hockey Team

02-24-2002, 07:07 PM
Well I finally got NHL 2001 to work again.. So I made a team consisting of GB.com forummers.. I played a game against the Canadian National Team and here were the Results:

Forum: 3
Canada: 2

YD, Rhett, and Eets had goals for the Forum.

Kvan beat up 3 Canadian Players...

Here were the Incomplete Lines for that game, Lines 3 and 4 were taken up by bad French players.

LW: Tie Guy
C: Clefo :D
RW: Rommel
LD: Rhett
RD: Eets

LW: Leon
RW: Crazy Dog
LD: Kvan
RD: Fergie

02-24-2002, 07:18 PM
I guess the new guys don't make the cut...

Tie Guy
02-24-2002, 07:28 PM
All right, we won!!!

BTW Clefo, i normally play defense ;)

02-24-2002, 07:33 PM
Easily fixible, although I can't read all your minds

02-24-2002, 08:18 PM
ah, shucks... i didn't score? :p

oh well... GG GUYS! ;)

We played hard and got some lucky bounces. Clefo set up some outstanding plays... I think we owe half our win to his playmaking expertise! Good job, team!


Sherack Nhar
02-24-2002, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Clefo
Lines 3 and 4 were taken up by bad French players.:mad: :swear: :evil6:

02-24-2002, 08:32 PM
Chill dude, You're the goalie Sherry... And there are good French players! I just used bad ones (Please don't hurt me)

Forum: 7
Sweden: 1

Goals by:

Clefo: 2
Compa: 1
YD: 1
Rhett: 1
Leon: 1
SH: 1

Sherack Nhar
02-24-2002, 09:07 PM
Cool, I like being the goalie :)

02-24-2002, 09:10 PM
Hhhmmmmmm, now here's an idea. Forummers form a hockey team. I'll have to come to the games. I'll bring raw spam to throw at halftime. And I'll bring friends to sit at random places and throw spam too. And we'll make a cult following. And we'll follow the forummers whereever they go. And we'll be banned from coming but, we'll throw anyway and when we get kicked out, we'll watch the games live on the internet.

02-24-2002, 11:34 PM
2 new games, I got that goalie stats...


8-7 was the final score... neither goalie did very well. Hasek had moments of brilliance in the third, though. He robbed Clefo AND Rommel on breakaways! YD has a strong game, stopping quite a few Czech rushes. nhar was horrible throughout the game, and he lost it for the hard-working forummers. Czech players developed a healthy sense of respect for the Forum team, though... especially HUGE Rhett!! :D

Nhar: 14/22 shots saved
63.6% Save
GAA: 8

Hasek: 30/36 shots saved
81% Save
GAA: 7



Low scoring game. Nhar redeemed himself with an excellent performance. His team was at fault this time! Brodeur was amazing in the Canadian net, stopping many Forumming stars on BREAKAWAYS (they are an incredibly speedy team!)! Recchi came up big with a one timer-goal, assisted by Kariya and Sakic. Very even game, as both teams are HUGE! :D Stevens and Rhett had a private battle going on: who could make the BIGGEST open ice check! (stevens won, he knocked poor rommel head-over-heels!)

Nhar: 27/28 shots saved
96.4% Save
.99 GAA

Brodeur: 12/12 shots saved
100% Save
0.00 GAA


... So I'm not a hockey analyst... :p

02-24-2002, 11:40 PM
I should add that Kvan beat up Chris Pronger :D

CZECHS VS Forummers (Me)

At the buzzer Dominik Hasek could breathe a sigh of relief. A baseball score of a game had just taken place, he had been bombarbed by shots all night. The Czech Republic beat the Forummers 8-7. The Czech defense is WEAK and it showed. Luckily the Forummer goalie was weaker, even though the Czechs were helped out by an own goal by Tie Guy in the Second Period. (Although he was checked in there by Martin Straka
Sherack Nhar allowed many soft goals, an own goal, and many wristers, and he seemed to be taking long walks all the time.
"I think he drank some (vodka) or something." says Left Winger Eets'chula.
In the final seconds the Forummers did an all out attack, Darth Rommel shot one, saved, it was rebounded. Then Clefo got it off the rebound and shot, but Hasek made a spectacular save!. Then the clock winded down handing the Forummers their first loss ever.


After an embarassing loss to the Czech Republic, Sherack Nhar redeemed himself, however Martin Broduer was just as spectacular as Canada won 1-0 in a very defensive minded game. Mark Recci scored on a breakaway with Sakic and Stevens assisting.
The Forummers couldn't get many good shots off, but neither could Canada. Most of the game was staged in the Neutral zone, and smaller players like Paul Kariya and Darth Rommel were Pummeled by behomeths like Boba Rhett and Rob Blake.
"Well they got their revenge for that 3-2 win we had." says Team Captian Rhett. "We had many an opportunity. I wish I had a move post grenade."
Fourth Liner Delphi added "They plyd greet, we shud hve wun thou." He spend a lot of time lieing on the ice.
The Fourmmers next game is scheduled against the Philidelphia Flyers

02-25-2002, 11:15 AM
hehehe, I got that game. I am gonna make 2 teams- oldbies and newbies.

Oldbies: Rogues nine and 15
Lord Jay Vizion
Wraiths 5 and 8
Darth Rommel
Boba Rhett
Young David
Lord Tirion (goalie)
Sherack Nhar (goalie)
Tie Guy

The Newbies:
Crazy Dog no 3
Captain Drake
Havoc Stryphe
DarthMaulUK (goalie)
slash and burn (goalie)

Sherack Nhar
02-25-2002, 12:28 PM
Heh, I had no motivation against the Czech! Canada, on the other hand... I just HAD to give it my best shot! :D

Next, pit us against the Montreal Canadians...I'm gonna give my 110% ;)

02-25-2002, 12:48 PM

no offense, but its Kylilin

Tie Guy
02-25-2002, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Clefo
even though the Czechs were helped out by an own goal by Tie Guy in the Second

It wasn't my fault!!! :D

Oh well, i guess i played better in the Canada game. Sooner or later i'm gonna get that elusive first goal.

02-25-2002, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Tie Guy

It wasn't my fault!!! :D

Oh well, i guess i played better in the Canada game. Sooner or later i'm gonna get that elusive first goal.

Don't feel bad! Any one of us could have been checked into our own net by the smallest player on the Czech team! :D


02-25-2002, 06:40 PM
Now this'll be interesting. Will Rhett mop the floor with the noobs. Or will Sherack break down and go get a drink in the middle of the game? It'll be a game to remember (hopefully).

Also why am I on the list twice?

02-25-2002, 06:41 PM

Fourm: 3
Switz: 2

Goals by:

Tie Guy (1)
Leon (1)
Heavyarms (1)

Some Screenshots:



Tie Guy
02-25-2002, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Clefo
Goals by:

Tie Guy (1)
Leon (1)
Heavyarms (1)


Yes, finally got that goal, i feel so relieved. :D

02-25-2002, 08:36 PM
You know Clefo...for some reason your screenshots never seem to work. Use webspawner...PLEASE!!!

BTW, I should have 205 goals by NOW!!!You must not be directing enough plays my way;)

Personally I like football better and already have a forum Team. Rhett is the best LB in the world!!! 100 overall and started at an 88 overall. In 2 years!!! (game is Madden 2002 for PS2)

And of course I am the esteemed FB/HB. And Darth Vader is our coach:D

02-25-2002, 08:39 PM
Fergie, to see those you have to past the URL in the address bar.
Cool screenshots Clefo :D

02-25-2002, 10:10 PM
The screenshots work if you save as picture as. that is what got them to work for me.

02-25-2002, 10:25 PM
They work if you paste the link...so I can see them. It is just a trend of Clefo's to keep on giving non-clickable links to his site.

Oh well good screens Clefo. Now all you need is a Jawa skin mod and well...THAT WOULD BE COOL!!!:D

02-25-2002, 10:38 PM
The links work mmkay? They've always worked on every computer I've tried em on.. (Is bitter)

Everyone on the first 2 lines is rated 90 and above. Most people on lines 3 and 4 are rated over 80....

02-25-2002, 10:41 PM
So your saying that most of our forummers are good? But who is the best point poster? (bad pun intended)

Also who has the best quality posts? (another bad pun)

02-25-2002, 10:45 PM
*Pats Fergie on the head*

This is based on likeness mind you

Boba Rhett
02-25-2002, 11:59 PM
Wow, I rock! I should probably be getting into even more fights though. :D

02-26-2002, 07:06 PM
Woooooooo! Wooooooooo! GO TEAM!!!! Woooooooo!

02-26-2002, 11:33 PM
I made it to the newbie team! It looks like our forum teams overall are pretty good. When is the first newbie game?