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TheBlueFlamingo
02-25-2002, 09:35 AM
So I'm wearing my Sam & Max shirt and this girl comes up to me and says, "hey, I saw that cartoon before".
mind boggeling.


Its kind like when i'm doing something odd and a girl says "what are you doing?" so i say, "what does it look like im doing", then they will tell me exactly what i'm doing. so if they knew what i was doing why in the hell did they ask in the first place?

cant stand them.
but boy do i like lookin' at em.

Kylilin
02-25-2002, 09:40 AM
have you ever gotten this one: "what are you thinking about?"
drives me nuts...

SyntheticGerbil
02-25-2002, 05:28 PM
They are trying to start conversation... if you can't handle that, just pleasantly state that you cannot relate to them and you have not a want to play mind games.

TheBlueFlamingo
02-25-2002, 08:58 PM
the two real big killers for me are, "Whats wrong? and "Are you ok?"

I'll be sitting there doing nothing, not talking, so they assume something is wrong.

Bah!

SyntheticGerbil
02-26-2002, 03:07 PM
You should only be so lucky that ANYONE talks to you. While others meander throughout the day in complete silence in hope for some sort of word from another, you nonchalantly come in here and brag about your petty "problems."

Kylilin
02-26-2002, 03:52 PM
your a little bitter huh...

Shmargin
02-26-2002, 07:46 PM
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Kylilin
02-27-2002, 12:12 AM
You should offer a class on how not to be synthetic...

SyntheticGerbil
02-27-2002, 06:30 AM
The check was already in the mail... even before you told me that. Thanks. Would it help if I jumped rope too?

iisaac
02-27-2002, 08:28 AM
Shmargin, what do you suppose a patient should do about skin cancer?

Shmargin
02-27-2002, 04:42 PM
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sheaday6
02-27-2002, 05:04 PM
Have you guys ever gotten this one : "get out of my underwear drawer you pervert!" jeez, i hate it when they say that

:naughty:

AndrewL
02-28-2002, 08:07 PM
Have you ever gotten "Goddamn! get off me! it's been three days! when will you tire out?!?"