View Full Version : Who will DIE0R!!!!

02-27-2002, 06:17 PM
You versus Jar Jar Binks. Closed arena. Jeering crowd. Weapon of choice. No escape. East side, Jedi. The Saber hand twitches. No blinking in this fight, boyz. Both of you in stance. The tension grows tighter.

When the going gets tough, you think you have what you need to defeat Jar Jar in a one-on-one in Jedi Outcast in that arena we saw earlier?

Sure. We all rib Jar Jar, a little. But when the going gets dirty, who's gonna come out on top? We mock him, from a safe distance. But in the deep oceans of our souls, we look into those eyes and we see menace. Phantom Menace, to be exact.

We look into those eyes and we see our downfall.

Vader time, Jedi. You got what it takes? Who knows.

All I know is that I'm gonna find out, the Phantom Server, Jar Jar Binks mod. Then we are all going to find out if we are man enough to defeat the epitome of evil.

02-27-2002, 06:29 PM
Jar Jar beats me. I'll be too busy laughing my ass off at his terrible inclusion in Episode 1. :)

02-27-2002, 06:41 PM
You cannot defeat Jar Jar, for his very being is evil. He knows not love or mercy, only death and conquest. His very presence wilts flowers and rots earth. His is an evil that is all encompassing. He is the evil that brings balance to all the good in the universe. If you don't believe me just look in his eyes.... black souless eyes, like a dolls eyes........No my friend I think I'll pass on a death match with jar jar, suicide isn't my idea of fun.

:wookiee: c3=) :rodian: :freakout: :evil6:

02-27-2002, 06:50 PM
It strikes even closer to home when you are listening to Pink Floyd. o_0.

02-27-2002, 07:36 PM

someone should make a Gonk smilie

Sounds Risky
02-27-2002, 10:38 PM
Blah. He's not even annoying.

02-27-2002, 10:54 PM
<i>..the horror.... the horror....</i>

02-28-2002, 04:04 AM
There's an overwhelming gonk gonk response.... I'm afraid.....

02-28-2002, 11:26 AM
you should be careful GonkH8er
There has been a lot of pro gonk activity on the forums lately, one day you may wake up sorrounded by hordes of super gonks ;)