View Full Version : What if....

03-01-2002, 12:49 PM
ok this is the super "what if" thread where we discuss hypothetical stuff like how things would be if somethings were different

what if...

I told you i was a jedi?

Rogue Nine
03-01-2002, 12:52 PM
I wouldn't believe you.

"What If" is a good song by Creed, by the way. :D

03-01-2002, 12:56 PM
you have to ask a question too,

anyway what if...

i tore your head off with my saber:eek:

Dagobahn Eagle
03-01-2002, 01:04 PM
The bad smell would make me flee to some sane forum.

What if this was my school bus: :atat: :D

03-01-2002, 01:05 PM
we'd all be bumping up and down

what if i gave you a prsche for your birthday present

Uutont Fær Uulion
03-01-2002, 01:44 PM
I would have to ask you to remind me what exactly a prsche is.

what if
the elevator cable broke and we were stuck in this forums for the rest of our lives.

Supreme Warlord
03-01-2002, 02:27 PM
I will shoot myself because I will go insane because of yall:D

"What if" I told you that I can kill anybody with a finger?:eek:

03-01-2002, 09:28 PM
I would warn everyone to NOT pull your finger.

What if I told you I can pick anyone's nose through the force(WITH MY LIGHTSABER)?

03-01-2002, 09:38 PM
I'd trim someone's nosehairs.

What if I had ears the size of gondolas?

03-01-2002, 10:58 PM
i would cut em for you

what if i had a lightsaber and you didnt

Boba Rhett
03-01-2002, 11:15 PM
I'd bash your head in like a grapefruit and take it from you. :p

What if I had toes that were a meter long?

Darth Homer
03-01-2002, 11:18 PM
Then you'd have to wear thos goofy clown shoes.

What if I'm not really here?

03-01-2002, 11:20 PM
then in reality you didnt make that post

what if i fought off rhett when he was trying to take my saber

Boba Rhett
03-01-2002, 11:34 PM
*ahahaha* As if that was in any way possible! :p ;)

What if grass was purple?

03-01-2002, 11:40 PM
The clouds would be... green. :confused:

What if I was a happy person?

03-02-2002, 12:04 AM
then you might have a smile on your face.

what if i peed in my pants?

Darth Homer
03-02-2002, 12:10 AM
Is that what I smell?

What if reality is the dream and the dream is reality?

03-02-2002, 12:20 AM
then I'm really screwed...:freakout:

what if the Hulk was gay?

Boba Rhett
03-02-2002, 12:21 AM
Then I am definately going to jail. :D :D :D

...and, Then I wouldn't want to ever get his other geek form mad. :eek:

What if George Lucas was killed in 1968?

03-02-2002, 12:25 AM
then the world would be a lot less interesting, but then again we wouldn't be missing anything because we'd never know and these forums would probably be Star Trek forums...

and on that note:

what if gene roddenbery (sp?) was never born?

Boba Rhett
03-02-2002, 12:39 AM
Hundreds of second rate actors and women with large chests would be starving on the streets? :D

What if you lost your memory?

03-02-2002, 12:41 AM
that would be one less person sucking in my oxygen. (what did he do again)

What if I was really Latitia Casta.

ok, I was late.....

03-02-2002, 12:41 AM
then I'd probably be hitting on you

what if you grew a pair of wings?

03-02-2002, 12:45 AM
I would fly to Greece.

What if you were Bill gates, or at least had his money?

03-02-2002, 12:48 AM
I'd buy the Yankees, my own island in the mediterranean, give some away, and do whatever i wanted.

what if you could choose any superpower you wanted to, what would it be?

03-02-2002, 12:50 AM

What if you could breath underwater?

Darth Homer
03-02-2002, 12:58 AM
I'd still have the inner-ear problems...

What if the what ifs ended?

03-02-2002, 12:58 AM
I'd look for Atlantis..

what if you could talk to the animals?

Boba Rhett
03-02-2002, 01:03 AM
I'd hit on the Apes at the zoo. Then I'd head on over to the large cat area and insult them until they tried to attack me. I'd then walk away laughing when they slam into the glass. :D

What if paper was made of metal?

03-02-2002, 01:26 AM
The straps on your back pack would break..

What if George asked you to be in E3?

03-02-2002, 01:30 AM
I think I'd say yes, then do the happy-happy joy-joy dance from ren and stimpy, then I'd come on these forums and brag...

what if you had this choice: die or cease to be a star wars fan, abandoning it from all aspects of your life as you know it.

03-02-2002, 01:34 AM
Star what?

what if Micheal Jackson was your neighbor?

03-02-2002, 07:12 AM
I'd go over to his house one night while he was sleeping and paint him black.

What if the girls from the "find love" ads were in your house?

Supreme Warlord
03-02-2002, 08:32 AM
I would try to get it on:D (j/k)

What if I was the Supreme Warlord of the World?(meaning the ruler of the world;) )

03-02-2002, 08:53 AM
I'd look for the nearest cliff to throw myself off of.

What if the world was a pair of pants?

Uutont Fær Uulion
03-02-2002, 12:08 PM
I'd have a really hard problem fitting them. I mean imagine the weight I would have to gain.

What if there weren't any hypothetical questions? what would this say?

03-02-2002, 01:42 PM
What does hypothetical mean? *scratches head*

What if I was really that dumb?

03-02-2002, 02:06 PM
You you mean you aren't?

What if I really believed that?

03-02-2002, 02:07 PM
I'd have to smack the bejeezus out of you.

What if Root Beer tasted like gym socks?

03-02-2002, 02:15 PM
Then my daily ration of soda would go way down....

What if your legs were where your arms are and visa-versa?

03-02-2002, 02:17 PM
then i'd walk with my ass held high...

what if i told you that i was a mutant racoon?

03-02-2002, 02:28 PM
I'd fry you and tell a redneck it's chicken.

What if I told you that I was Hitler?

03-02-2002, 10:06 PM
id come over there and do the nazi salute

what if i told you i had a pet lion

03-02-2002, 10:13 PM
I'd ask you to bring it over and kill my monster of a sister. J/K She isn't that bad ...

What if i had stole your precious double double-bladed sabers?


P.S. Good thread. I've missed out on a lot.

03-02-2002, 10:23 PM
yeah i never new it would get 40+ posts

anyway i would run after you and cut you up with my axe which i use only on emergency

what if i challenged you to a western style gun fight

03-02-2002, 10:56 PM
I would agree, but then grab my trusty DL-44 and shoot you from under the table we would use to debate how many steps to take.

What if i told you that Star Wars is a just somthing you made up and everything you think you see is just an illusion.


03-02-2002, 10:58 PM
if starwars was something i made up i would be very proud of it :D

what if i said i was george lucas

03-02-2002, 11:13 PM
I would ask for proof, a reasonable script for episode III and an autograph.

If I were a rich man what would you do?


03-02-2002, 11:17 PM
depends on HOW rich you are

what if i told you i was musolini

Darth Homer
03-02-2002, 11:44 PM
I would learn to post in Italian

What if time is regressing and everyone is actually getting younger?

03-03-2002, 09:57 AM
then everyone will get a whole lot dumber

what if you found the fountain of youth

03-03-2002, 02:47 PM
I would make a tv commercial and make millions off of old people.

What if i took over the empire?


03-03-2002, 07:16 PM
id fire you

what if i was your future boss

03-03-2002, 10:07 PM
I'd probably work my butt off until I became your boss.

What if I was your boss?

03-03-2002, 10:32 PM
id fire you...dont ask me how

what if i was the richest man in the world

03-03-2002, 10:36 PM
you'd give me half your money cause you are a nice guy :)

what if i told you that I owned an AT-AT?

03-03-2002, 10:41 PM
id get in my snowspeeder and you know the rest dont you??

what if jar jar became the dark lord of the sith

Darth Homer
03-04-2002, 08:54 PM
I would be forced to kill him and all of the other gungans.

What if I started singing Creed songs?

03-04-2002, 09:09 PM
I'd start singing with you...within seconds your hearing would be fried and your brain melted and I would be sitting in silence...

What if I invinted the internet?

03-04-2002, 09:50 PM
i would admire your capabilities

what if i sang you a song called "swingin on a star"

03-04-2002, 09:52 PM
I'd shoot the star so you would swing anymore...:p

What if I made pigs fly?

03-04-2002, 09:53 PM
I would cover my ears to hide from the noise.

What if i passed you in post counts?


03-04-2002, 09:53 PM
id congratulate you on doing mission impossible

what if you saw me play james bond in the next james bond movie

03-04-2002, 09:57 PM
I wouldn't recognize you.

What if i was employed by lucas arts?


03-04-2002, 10:00 PM
id ask you to make some changes....;)
what if the cast list said Zygomaticus in the james bond movie beside the name James bond

03-04-2002, 10:03 PM
I wouldn't read the cast list.:p

What if i could command a planet, rule a galaxy?


03-04-2002, 10:04 PM
i would say "names bond.....james bond"

what if the trailer for the next james bond movie said, "starring Zygomaticus as James bond"

03-04-2002, 10:09 PM
I wouldn't watch the trailer either.

What if it said that due to "Zygomaticus' internet time we had to kick him out of James Bond"?


P.S. You must really like james bond.

03-04-2002, 10:12 PM
PS: i do

then i would be really sad

what if we both auditioned for the role of Darth vader in epIII and i got it

03-04-2002, 10:29 PM
Then you wouldn't leave from your first day at the studio alive.;)

What if Episode II and III were canceled?


03-04-2002, 10:38 PM
the world would be a uglier place

what if they released epIII instead of epII and said it was a mistake

03-05-2002, 01:39 PM
I would be mad. But i would still go see it.

What if the world was destroyed by a operational battlestation?


03-05-2002, 06:52 PM
we wouldnt be there to comment

what if the govt killed anyone who opposed its rule

03-05-2002, 09:51 PM
this country would be sparsely populated

what if mutant bananas took over the world?

03-05-2002, 10:04 PM
people would start slipping a lot

what if a plague broke out

Gaming Nut
03-05-2002, 10:24 PM
the world would be sparsely populated.

What if you got sucked into a black hole?

Darth Homer
03-06-2002, 12:10 AM
Then I'd be REEEEEEALLY skinny.

What if I beat you at your own game

03-06-2002, 07:45 AM
I would be very sad.

What if there was an abundance of tigers rather than a sparsity??

Darth Homer
03-06-2002, 12:13 PM
Then Winnie the Pooh would have alot more friends...or is the Tiggers?

What if I got confused?

03-06-2002, 12:25 PM
I'd call rainbow in... let them diffuse this hostile situation.

What if I had a rogue spear? (hint: play the game to find out what it means!)

03-06-2002, 01:03 PM
you'd probably get addicted to it, like i did...

what if I had copies of Jedi Outcast and Star Wars Galaxies in my possession right now?

03-06-2002, 07:01 PM
I'd buy them from you ;).

What if i owned a computer game shop?

Sherack Nhar
03-06-2002, 07:12 PM
I wouldn't care.

What if I closed this thread because it's used as a mean of upping the post count?

03-06-2002, 07:17 PM
We would all be very sad....

hey whats up sherakh, how has life been treating you.

anyway this is a fun thread, and its not used for "upping" post count. Its a way to understand the personalities of fellow forummers by asking them how they would react to certain situations. Other than a few other individuals its used as a means of getting to know your forum friends.

what if sherack did close this thread?

03-06-2002, 09:01 PM
then someone would probably start another one

what if the Simpsons got canceled?

Darth Homer
03-06-2002, 09:13 PM
I'd start a massive letter campaign to get it put back on.

What if you were a monkey? :monkey4:

P.S. I post here because it's fun :)

03-06-2002, 09:17 PM
I'd eat lots of bananas and swing on vines and be very monkeyish (is that a word?).

What if you were friends with :sam: and :max:?

03-06-2002, 09:27 PM
i would have two more friends.

what if vader hadnt died in ep 6?

Darth Homer
03-06-2002, 09:28 PM
Then I'd be a cartoon.

What if Dragonball Z was real?

03-07-2002, 05:23 PM
Then life as we know it would stop and pigs would fly.

What if I had to clean up my room?

03-07-2002, 05:28 PM
I'd run, screaming about that jawa you hid, and died because it got buried in clothes.

What if I had a Rogue Spear? (I asked it, but someone actually figure out what one is. here is a hint: It has something to do with a nuclear weapon.)

03-07-2002, 09:45 PM
you'd be a very dangerous person.

What if i could drive?

03-07-2002, 09:55 PM
then you would drive

what if I had a nail in my foot?

03-07-2002, 09:57 PM
then you would be in pain

what if i pushed the nail in deeper.

03-07-2002, 09:58 PM
then I'd rip your head off...

what if I ripped your head off?

03-07-2002, 09:59 PM
Sherack would come and ask us to stop spamming

What if EVERYONE stopped spamming.

Darth Homer
03-07-2002, 10:01 PM
these forums would die out

What if these forums died out?

03-07-2002, 10:09 PM
we wouldnt be here spamming.

What if everyone only made "sensible" posts

Darth Homer
03-07-2002, 10:14 PM
What's "sensible" mean?

What if We couldn't post smilies? :eek: :ball: :eyeraise: :sweat: :freakout: :freakout: :freakout: :freakout: :rolleyess

Uutont Fær Uulion
03-07-2002, 10:17 PM

what if your name was mark

Darth Homer
03-07-2002, 10:19 PM
Then everyone would call me Mark.

What if my name was actually Matt?

Uutont Fær Uulion
03-07-2002, 10:25 PM
you might have a problem there
I mean being named matt and being called mark
I'd get tired of correcting people you might have to were asign that said ' Hi my name is matt'

what if everybody had like really long names that like you couldn't pronounce like Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

03-07-2002, 11:34 PM
Then i would tell you to shorten it to hippo.

What if had the force?


Darth Homer
03-08-2002, 12:01 AM
Then I'd get your help to get things down off of high shelves.

What if I couldn't think of anything?

03-08-2002, 02:37 AM
I'd knock your head to see if it was hollow.

What if I told you I was in 6th grade?

P.S. I am.

03-08-2002, 07:44 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
no difference ;)

what if i told you i was 55?

03-08-2002, 07:53 AM
If I was an admin, I'd bann you....j/k

What if I told y'all this was on the Altus Clan as well?

03-08-2002, 07:59 AM
nothing much

What if i was crazy?

03-08-2002, 08:10 AM
You wouldn't be on the Forums because you'd be arrested.

What if I told you I was actually a murderer?

03-08-2002, 08:16 AM

what if i told you i am destinted to rule the world

03-08-2002, 08:51 AM
I would wait for the day.

What if my punctuation became absolutely perfect?

03-08-2002, 10:26 AM
Then the world would come to an end.

What if i was the first to own a super computer with, 10 Ghtz proccesor, 2 GB ram, 200 GB hard drive, and 50 gb per second internet speed?


03-08-2002, 01:08 PM
you'd have a lot of people at your doorstep asking you to seel it to them

what if you did have a computer like that and someone offered you 2 million dollars for it?

03-08-2002, 01:14 PM
i whould say no

what if someone gave you the key to your city

03-08-2002, 07:14 PM
I would would say thanks and ask if has anymore.

What if you had three wishes?


03-08-2002, 08:32 PM
id wish for something

what if you only had ONE wish?

03-08-2002, 08:53 PM
I'd wish for more wishes

What if there was a TV channel with just Commercials?

03-08-2002, 09:00 PM
Then i would change the channel.

What if the world was flat?


03-10-2002, 01:37 PM
we wouldnt have round the world trips

what if the lochness monster actually existed

Darth Homer
03-11-2002, 08:52 PM
you mean it doesn't?

What if all the stereotypes were true?

03-11-2002, 10:23 PM
Then I'd have glasses.

What if I had X-Ray vision?

03-11-2002, 10:39 PM
You could see a lot of things that you maybe wouldnt want to.

What if i was realllly smart

03-11-2002, 10:56 PM
Then you would probably be retired by now.

What if I was a wealthy trillionaire?

03-14-2002, 10:16 PM
I would ask you for a gift....just a wee bit there now ;)

What if you were a trillionaire and i asked you for a gift?

03-14-2002, 10:29 PM
I wouldn't give it.

What if all of a sudden we got our avatars back?

03-14-2002, 11:13 PM
I'd say: "Yay!! I got my avatar back."

what if we never got our avatars back?

03-14-2002, 11:42 PM
I wouldn't feel TOO bad.

What if we never got our sigs back?

Darth Homer
03-21-2002, 09:59 AM
Then I'd create a sig somewhere (on a web page) and just link to it everytime I posted...HA!! :p

What if I was banned?

03-21-2002, 01:01 PM
Then we would have one less member.

What Darth Homer came back?


03-21-2002, 05:42 PM
then we would get back the person who gave the critiques that always ended with .... EVER!

what if we said .... EVER! more?

03-21-2002, 05:44 PM
a lot of things would be extremer

what if never was said more often

03-21-2002, 08:11 PM
then it whould be said more often

what if eet's takes your plan boss

03-21-2002, 08:32 PM
then eet's could rule the gb board with his mod status. And we'd be headless without a leader with a plan.

what if jizz was popular?

03-21-2002, 09:36 PM
Then we would take the time to ask "What is jizz?".

What if i told you that i have no idea what jizz is?


03-21-2002, 09:55 PM
i woudl try to explain it to you, if i knew

what if i told you i was gonna take over the world with an army of mice

Darth Homer
03-21-2002, 11:12 PM

What if i used ...EVER! in every post?
"Worst post EVER!"

03-22-2002, 11:14 PM
things would get extreme

what if i was planning on taking over the world

03-23-2002, 07:08 PM
Then I'd lay some jizz on you.

What if NO ONE knew what jizz was?

Darth Homer
03-26-2002, 04:13 PM
Then we'd ask you what jizz is

What if we didn't want to know what jizz was?

03-26-2002, 09:17 PM
then artoo whould rule the world

what if my boss aka krkode Did have a plan to rule the world and he gave me texas and some of arizona

Darth Homer
03-27-2002, 12:46 AM
I'd have to go to Texas raise an army and gain Texas its independence all over again... REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!


p.s. I'm from Texas :p

03-27-2002, 01:06 AM
What if we got the rights to build At-Ats...What would we do with them?

03-27-2002, 01:12 AM
We'd make sure to make them anti-towcable.

What would happen if I played 2 games of Galactic Battlegrounds over the zone per day?

03-27-2002, 01:18 AM
your brain would turn into mush

what if your brain turned into mush?

03-27-2002, 02:12 AM
a bit to late for that mate

ps homer i am from texas and i live in texas

what if i told you that he who know nothing doubts nothing

Darth Homer
03-27-2002, 02:42 PM
I doubt that

ps Cap'n, I guess I'd just move back and be your trusted Lieutenant then :)

What if I didn't finish a

03-27-2002, 05:34 PM
Didn't finish a what?

What if i left these forums?


P.S. Sorry i have been gone alot, i have been hanging out at the JKII forums but their off-topic forum will never be the same as this one. Don't worry i will be back full time in a few weeks after the JK II hype is down.

03-27-2002, 08:03 PM
There would be many quoted..."who is this guy?" when the read your old posts

What if I couldn't think of a scenario to tell?

03-27-2002, 08:17 PM
then you whoulsn't have one

what if i told that several cats are watching me from my window

03-27-2002, 08:19 PM
Then call Cat Busters... 1-800-DOGS-RUL

What if I had a hole in my head where the rain came in

03-27-2002, 08:21 PM
then you'd be a very accurate rain gauge.

What if I said that jizz was an upstyle music that is played in the star wars universe?

03-27-2002, 08:24 PM
then youre brain whould get soggey

what if i told you that any dog that came after my cats is a dead dog

03-27-2002, 11:12 PM
Then I'd say you have crazy cats.:D

What if this guy's face froze? :eek:

Darth Homer
03-28-2002, 12:30 AM
Then he would look like this: :eek: forever

What if I could make this face: :nut: ?

03-28-2002, 12:37 AM
Then you'd make a good

1: Actor or,

2: freak show worker

What if I posted a vs. instead of a what if?

Darth Homer
03-28-2002, 12:54 AM
Then the almighty mods would slap you silly

What if I repeated myself?
What if I repeated myself?

Emperor Luke
03-28-2002, 02:41 AM
I dont know

what if you died right in front of me?

03-28-2002, 02:43 AM
Life would be a bore.

What if I was killed by Han Solo?

03-28-2002, 07:22 PM
Then I'd say yea cause the star wars universe is real.

What if Gallandro the Gunman had never died?

03-28-2002, 07:33 PM
then han whould have died in the chamber

what if i told you that boba fett was the only person to ever escape the great pit of carkoon

Darth Homer
04-01-2002, 02:48 AM
Then we could all call him Vomitman!!

What if this thread was ignored for a long time?

04-01-2002, 12:09 PM
Then the world would be a happy place..

What if Mystery Science Theater 3000 was never a show?

04-02-2002, 02:16 AM
Then there would be a few hours of my life where I wasnt laughing as much as I could have been.

What if GL decided to race cars instead of do movies?

Darth Homer
04-02-2002, 01:38 PM
Then he'd be retired or dead by now.

What if I created Star Wars?

Supreme Warlord
04-02-2002, 01:47 PM
It will be full of Homer Simspon quotes!

What if I created Star Trek

Sherack Nhar
04-02-2002, 03:15 PM
Just when you thought this thread had sink to the bottom and had been forgotten by all, like it should...

I thought my warning earlier was sufficient. Appears not. I'm closing this thread; if you want to increase your post count, do that in Tell You I Will. And don't give me that psychology crap, I'm not buying it.