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Darth Homer
03-07-2002, 10:59 PM
1) Every year, you'd have to upgrade to the next version of Alive

2) You'd get legs, but to walk you'd have to upgrade to Feet 3.0

3) Once you've upgraded to Feet 3.0, your old shoes won't work anymore.

4) No one would die anymore...instead, they'd simply have Fatal Errors and crash

5) While walking to your mailbox, random ads will be flung into your face.

This is my humble attempt to get a higher post count....hehe, not really, have fun with this. :D

Sherack Nhar
03-07-2002, 11:05 PM
:lol: Funny... Although these problems aren't really associated with Bill Gates, it's just how computers are nowadays.

Zygomaticus
03-07-2002, 11:07 PM
:lol: thats funny, I like the upgrade to 3.0 thing and then your shoes dont work:lol: :lol:

SlashAndBurn
03-07-2002, 11:28 PM
:laughing:

Now that was funny!

Boba Rhett
03-07-2002, 11:28 PM
1) Mac users would most definately go to hell.

2) Lead cause of death would be from falling out of a window.

3) Thousands upon thousands of children every year would go home crying after they arrived at Disney World only to find that "This park cannot be displayed".

4) All movie theatres would be sh***y.


Bah..... That's all I can think of. :)

Natopo
03-08-2002, 03:56 AM
I'm glad he doesn't run things like Bill Gates! I'd be going to hell!

Clefo
03-08-2002, 07:18 AM
Instead of the Mirinda Rights it would be: "You have preformed an illegal operation and must be shut down!"

captain_drake
03-08-2002, 09:10 AM
:lol:

hahahahahahahah that's a good one clefo

Rogue15
03-08-2002, 09:31 AM
We'd all have to defragment ourselfs for showers.

We'd be in a coma if we accidentally formated. hehehehe 'person wakes up from 1 day coma, and doesn't remember a darn thing!'

ugh those weren't funny.

Tie Guy
03-08-2002, 09:47 AM
1) Ever year you'd need to upgrade your memory with a bigger brain

2) You'd have to wait for the next room to load whenever you opened a door

3) At school you wouldn't get taught you'd just download information. (every cloud has a silver lining, eh?)

4) Linux users would also go to hell ;)

Crazy_dog no.3
03-08-2002, 05:04 PM
We would have to re-start ourselves if we crashed *winks at Thrawn*;)

digl
03-08-2002, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
3) Thousands upon thousands of children every year would go home crying after they arrived at Disney World only to find that "This park cannot be displayed".

:lol:LMAO:lol:

this one is really good!

Boba Rhett
03-08-2002, 08:59 PM
Thank you, thank you. :cool: *bows*

Crazy_dog no.3
03-09-2002, 04:39 AM
Pupils at school will find that there are red and green lines under thier work.

Darth Homer
03-09-2002, 08:21 PM
Occasionaly and completely at random, the entire world would halt...a large grey box would float in the air reading: "Error in Reality.exe Your system will now be shutdown, any unsaved information will be lost."

Everything then goes dark and you wake up in bed on the same day and have to start everything all over again.

Eets
03-09-2002, 08:29 PM
Army men would walk around giving the "Three Fingered Salute"

Redwing
03-10-2002, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Tie Guy
2) You'd have to wait for the next room to load whenever you opened a door


LOL

Hey awesome sig pic Tie Guy :D

JEDI_MASTA
03-10-2002, 10:48 AM
hehe...ud download recomended updates and then they would be the wrong ones soooo then when u try to play baseball a little gray box flashes saying that ur videocard is not compatible and check ur drivers *bah*