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brief
03-15-2002, 05:06 AM
Since you guys seem to be so obsessed with walls, here's a "wall" joke...


A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the historic Wailing Wall. Everyday when she looks out, she sees an old bearded Jewish man praying vigorously. Certain he would be a good interview subject, the journalist goes down to the Wall and introduced herself to the old man. She asks, "You come every day to the Wall, sir, how long have you been doing that and what are you praying for?"

The old man replies, "I have come here to pray every day for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and for the brotherhood of man. I go home, have a cup of tea, and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth. And very, very important, I pray for peace and understanding between the Israelis and the Palestinians."

The journalist is very impressed. "How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these wonderful things?" she asks.

The old man replies calmly, "Like I'm talking to a wall."

NiKo
03-15-2002, 06:27 AM
lol
that IS funny. :D


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Natty
03-15-2002, 06:27 AM
I am not obsessed with the wall

Feral
03-15-2002, 10:57 AM
...and?

Jonny Haggis
03-15-2002, 12:19 PM
Heh, heh..... I like it!!!

Hey brief, I thought I was the only old git that posted here, but I see you're a couple of months older than me (my DOB is 10th June 1975)! Happy 27th birthday when it arrives mate!!!

Here's a wee joke I posted a while back but I don't think many people saw it:
Q. What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
A. One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak!!!!