View Full Version : how about a lame forum game no one will probably want to play?

04-05-2002, 11:55 PM
Ok, I'm sittin here, bored as hell, and I got an idea. Ill start a lame game here, that no one will probably play along with, but im posting it anyway, just incase someone out there reads this and is as bored as me.

Ok, heres my game, I'm gonna post some song lyrics, like, one line, and then you gotta tell me the name and band that sings that song, and the song name. Then post your own lyrics. Rinse and repeat as required.

Ok, and if anyone notices that you screwed up somewhere, then, bam, your post doesnt count...you lose a point....Your lyrics need to be long enough to you know, actually stand a chance in hell in getting guessed...

If anyone of you make it past mine...but whatever...

"The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day"

04-06-2002, 02:40 AM
System of a Down - Sugar.

"North Carolina! Move and raise up. Take your shirt off. Twist it round your head, spin it like a helicopter!"

I'm posting that only half-facetiously. It's a catchy tune.

04-06-2002, 03:06 AM
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give it Away?

No fair using live band lyrics. :(

"F*cked up and spun out in my room...
On my own, here we go."

04-06-2002, 10:09 AM
Brain Stew by Green Day

"You will find no answers in this head
What you see is what you get
Watch as all the lights go out
Down and out, out for the count
Take your places, choose your sins
Everyone loses, no-one wins
I have seen the future and this...is how it begins"

04-06-2002, 04:12 PM
PWEI, Everything's Cool. Riiight.

"You're sort of stuck where you are
But in your dreams you can buy expensive cars
And live on mars, and have it your way.

You hate your boss at your job
But in your dreams you can blow his head off,
In your dreams, show no mercy."

04-06-2002, 05:47 PM
Bad Days by the Flaming Lips

"See how we do this, see how we ride.
Throw a brick, light the fuse, dodge a bullet, duck inside.
Astatistic hammered on my brain.
Branded with another nother pawn in the game"

04-06-2002, 09:56 PM
I Wanna Riot - Rancid

ok, this might be a tough one, maybe...

"Mother fu*ker comin up behind you, slap you in your fu*kin face and blind you, then maybe you'll learn not to fu*k with me"

04-06-2002, 11:23 PM
No fair, I don't listen to music with lyrics!

04-07-2002, 01:41 AM
Met screwed up by the way. That's actually the lyrics to a real song by some rapper. Petey Pablo or something like that.

04-07-2002, 01:50 AM
yea, I'm a rap fan. Probably only one of the board. It's Petey Pablo - Raise Up. Beat by Timbaland.

Though I don't like the song.

And I'm not going to play becuase I only know rap lyrics and I'm positive you guys wouldn't know.

04-07-2002, 03:04 AM
Does sort of show itself as a contest of who is more into indie rock...

04-07-2002, 03:30 AM
Indy does rock? Mind you, "Whip it" was devo.


04-07-2002, 04:31 AM
Pfft. Petey Pablo. PFFFFT.

Someone salvage this thread quickly.

04-07-2002, 05:59 AM
Max is megaman?

04-07-2002, 06:29 AM
No one got mine yet....

04-07-2002, 08:42 AM
I'm cheating, to move things along.
Shmargin's lyrics are from Now You Know by Powderburn. Thank you, http://powderburn.fanspace.com/ .
Now, Rob the webmaster should go next, but he couldn't be reached (by ESP) for comment, so I will go next. I made sure you can't cheat with this one, so it is likely to be my turn, forever.

"Things get a little crazy in this day and age
The concrete jungle warfare has got everybody in a rage
I sure like rocking danger, and I crave my rock 'n roll
But when I get my limit, I I know where to go
We drove in the four wheel drive,
load up the dogs and the family
'cause I got to feel alive
with a wild laugh where I can breathe"

Some songs are best left instrumental.

04-07-2002, 02:39 PM
leave it to iisaac to take all the fun out of the game... can we skip that one?

04-07-2002, 06:35 PM
The game is mine! No fun for you!
And I say in defense,
with a pause for suspense,
if you'd have bothered to read the rules you'd see that it's still Andrei's turn. (if anyone notices that you screwed up somewhere, then, bam, your post doesnt count)

04-08-2002, 01:03 AM
then why didn't you point that out instead of posting more lyrics!? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE PAYING ATTENTION HERE, DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US!!

04-08-2002, 09:20 AM
I know it's not a Bob Marley song, because I'm sure cruising with his four wheel drive just isn't his thing...

Damn it, I've heard "concrete jungle" before... is this just a regularly used term?

04-08-2002, 09:56 AM
"Concrete jungle" was first used in the nineteenth century, and it's a common phrase to describe the ruthlessness and hardship of city life. It has become a cliche, like "tip of the iceberg" and "(as plenty as there are) fish in the sea".
I posted the lyrics because they're obscure. Only rednecks and guitar enthusiasts are likely to have heard the song, as the composer is a redneck guitar hero. His highest form of spirituality is hunting wild game. His second highest is playing guitar. Most of his songs are instrumental, except the ones where he tries to pitch to the listeners the hunting and rifle-weilding way of life.
He is non other than Ted Nugent. The song is "I Just Want to Go Hunting" (because it makes me feel so good). I already mentioned that his songs would be better left without lyrics.

04-08-2002, 09:58 PM
DAMN YOU TED NUGENT! so what now, do we have to wait for Andrei to go again or something?

04-08-2002, 10:09 PM
I figured that in order to keep the game fun, the lyrics would need to be mainstream. Alright. If we're trying to out-indie each other then so be it.

"You know what's gonna happen.
He's gonna go down and he's gonna come back again.
Sad I'm gonna die.
Hope it's gonna happen later than I think.
They'll tie me up and send me off
To set me off on someone's lawn."

As for the rap. Andrew, bring it. I will know it.

04-08-2002, 10:19 PM
HAHAHA, Tripoli by Pinback

"You think you're crazy but it's all the same
You're scary angry but who do you blame
You're controversial but you're shootin' blanks
It's non-dimentional and it's all the same"

04-09-2002, 07:33 PM

04-09-2002, 07:39 PM
Sorry, "Crappy rhyme schemes" isn't my category, Alex.

04-10-2002, 07:26 PM
nobody? well, so much for this forum game

04-12-2002, 01:55 AM
Fine jerky. You've won the battle, but not the war. Let's keep going. You start. And tell me what the hell that awful song was.

04-12-2002, 11:45 PM
Why of course. it was "sing to your sink" by BS2000 (A beastie boys affiliate)

"I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly
I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
But you don't see me
No one should see me"

try that one

04-13-2002, 01:03 AM
Primus - Nature Boy -

"there's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane and it isn't even christmas, he sees a note in the obituary that his last friend has died/there's an infant clinging to an overwieght mother in the cold as they go to shop for cigarettes and she spends her last dollar on a bottle of vodka for tonight "

Oh man, I hope that's enough. My music horizon is too narrow and lacks any sort of diversity.

04-13-2002, 01:29 AM
Yeah, I've heard a couple BS2000 tunes. That was not one of them.

As for the last one, it was Bad Religion - Struck a Nerve.

This one shouldn't be too difficult:

"And I'm not unsympathetic,
I see why you left,
There's no one to know,
There's nothing to do,
The city's been dead,
Since you've been gone."

On a side note, I've just seen Chasing Amy. And now all of a sudden, I don't hate Keven Smith anymore.

04-13-2002, 07:20 AM
I saw Chasing Amy. I saw most of Kevin Smith's films. The plots aren't bad. These aren't the generic Hollywood scripts. These are more like generic out-of-the-ordinary scripts, of situations that happen quite a lot if you live a bit. I had trouble sitting through each of Smith's movies the first time I saw them, and I'm not willing to see them again. It's "one of those days" on film, similar to how indie rock is "one of those days" on guitar, drum and bass. His films leave me feeling I've been there and done that, under slightly different circumstances. That's probably what his fans think when they call his movies "insightful". Well, a lot of people think the Bible, astrology readings, soap operas, and children's books are insightful, so insight is probably very easy to come by for some. Two things I can't take away from Kevin Smith is that he is fluent and eloquent. He puts his point with precision and poise.

04-13-2002, 02:11 PM
The City by Dismemberment Plan

"This song will become the anthem of your underground.
You're two floors down getting high in the back room.
If I flooded out your house, do you think you'd make it out,
or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?"

04-13-2002, 02:20 PM
Saves the day - "At your funeral."

I recall one or two saying that they were well-versed (no pun intended) in Rap. Here's one for the A's, via the J.

"Southside's a town with a lot of hustle and bustle
A kid got stuck, for a buck under the trustle
Died with pride, he fought he had a big heart
With muscle he fought back be the attack was brutal."

04-14-2002, 08:43 PM
Organized Konfusion - The Rough Side of Town.

"Yo, microphone check one two what is this
The five foot assassin with the ruffneck business
I float like gravity, never had a cavity
Got more rhymes than the Winans got family"

04-16-2002, 05:01 PM
It's funny, I got on to this forum hoping to become the supreme ruler of it, yet here I am, at the bottom... OH WELL! I'm gonna play too! (Seeing as how, after reading all the posts, that I have no idea who most of the artest you guys were talking about or what songs those were I'm just gonna put some lyrics in here that are my personal favoite, just for fun, Oh and by the way, I hated Chasing Amy, god that was the worst Kevin Smith movie ever, Jay and Silent Bob rule man!)

"Now the Time is here,
For ______ to spead fear.
Vengence from the grave,

-that is an easy one, and for the advanced reader:

"Whataya mean I dont believ in God, I talk to him everyday.
Whataya mean I dont suppport yer system, I go to court, when I HAVE to.
Whataya mean I can't get to work on time, Got nuthin better ta do.
Whatay mean I dont pay my bills, why do ya think I'm broke?
If ther is a new way,
Ill be the first in line!
It better work this time!"

04-16-2002, 07:37 PM
three things to say:

1. You have to name the song name and band of the last lyrics posted before you can post your own.

2. In fact, Mallrats was Kevin Smith's worst movie (even he knows that)

3. You cant become the ruler of this forum because we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

04-16-2002, 08:15 PM
There is no way you are going to fit into this forum with that "everyone cares about me" attitude, YT. If you pay attention you will find that most of the Sam and Max fans here are cynical bastards besides the fact that they have been on the scene so many years before you. Not to boast, just to tell it like it is.

I also have a feeling you didn't like Chasing Amy because it dealt with issues you don't understand.

And you are playing the forum game all wrong, I say!

04-17-2002, 06:21 AM
YT, you act like an autistic child, turn everyone against you, and you're oblivious to your surroundings. What's more, you like teen comedies and moronic humor.
BUT, you have premium choice in lyrics.

04-17-2002, 03:07 PM
And you wonder why people are reluctant to post here? Good grief.

04-17-2002, 04:35 PM
I never expressed amazement at why people fail to post here. It is because the regulars are a bunch of nasty sons of dogs. Not really, schmucks, read on. The situation calls for order. I didn't see this earlier, certainly not when I was in possession of STISH, but getting rid of the Miscellaneous forum would do the Sam & Max boards a lot of good. Its free-for-all atmosphere dampens inhibitions, and this behavior seeps into the other forums.

Getting rid of the Miscellaneous forum confronts us with putting all its posts somewhere else. I suggest dumping them on Mojo (http://www.lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=185). Give the Mojo forum a new gist and solve SnM.net's toxic cognitive waste problems at the same time. It will work. I am not trying to create chaos and confusion. I am not undermining the forums' stability. All I am saying, is give the transfer a chance. (If you find this notion appealing, you must be a right-wing fundamentalist)

04-17-2002, 08:05 PM
hey hey hey, slow down there buddy. I'm not mean at all, in fact i'm down right lovable. And to get rid of the Miscellaeous section of this forum would definitely kill it. DEAD. DECEASED. NO MORE. unless S&M2 did happen to come out, which (please god) it might.

04-17-2002, 08:06 PM
let me refrase that last post:

:monkey4: :elephant: :monkey4: :elephant: :monkey4:

04-18-2002, 12:25 AM
Wait a minute... are you saying there are portions of these forums actually devoted to Sam and Max... Well I'll be

04-18-2002, 04:23 PM
Yeeeeah, dont get rid of the misc forum, mainly cause it gives us a reason to post on a sam and max site. I mean, I honestly dont expect there to be any news on the cartoon show any time soon...News on new comic developments seem to be tiny itty bitty specs of nothing, where Purcell just says the name Sam or something in an interview, and as for the new game....Well.....We have that amazing concept art we can all discuss...Theres the game support forum, but uh, I think 98% of the people that are regulars here, beat that game several thousand times back when Windows 3.1 was around, and all you used it for was Solitair, and still were using ye old DOS commands to play your games...So uh...dont get rid of the misc section...


The good ol days...

04-18-2002, 07:27 PM

04-19-2002, 07:34 PM
I still have a computer hooked up to run like that

04-19-2002, 11:36 PM
i have a mac with a 300 mb hardrive

04-22-2002, 07:19 PM
Nothing is wrong with freedom Isaac... it's people. If you think closing access will be the first step to ridding the world of conventional scum, then maybe you should consider that no matter where you go there is always someone who is barely hanging on the threads of intelligence. The best you can do really is kill their spirit in hopes that they will realize their mistakes. Pain = learning. Closed doors = closed minds.

04-22-2002, 07:58 PM
Take your cornershop bubblegum wisdom and stuff it into the post I never wrote with the intentions I never considered. Honestly.

04-22-2002, 09:34 PM
He wasn't suggesting forced sterilization, or a stifling of free speech. While conveniant, this is hardly the last place where one can discuss anything and everything.

04-23-2002, 06:56 PM
And you guys were gettin on to me for messing with the subject of this thread...

I am not autistic.
I was being sarcastic about the "rule the forum" quote, sarcasm doesn't show too well in text i guesse.
I don't like Chasing Amy, not because I don't understand it, but because I didn't think it was funny, I like funny movies and Kevin Smith is funny so I was disapointed.
I eat Spam, yes it is true.

and if you kill the misc. forum, people will just post thier gratuitous comments in places that are suppose to be about something insted of a place where they fit, like now for instance, where would one post a note about killing misc. forums and tell people how stupid people can be if there was no misc. forum. If you posted it in an important forum you would get a bunch of reply that ridicule you and call you autistic, but hey that is just me, besides i like the misc. forum, it is just so, misc.

note2: for those of you who don't know, misc.=miscillanious, but im lazy.

04-23-2002, 07:11 PM
Any more input on this needs to be taken to a new thread.

04-23-2002, 08:03 PM
It all fits... I know what happens when someone hails Isaac's fascist ideas.

Fine, keep your arrogance, because it doesn't make a strong mind, it only keeps a weak one from defeat.

04-24-2002, 04:04 PM
Oh, you know, do you. Everybody knows. Keep dishing cornershop wisdom, Jester seems to like it.

04-24-2002, 04:11 PM
I think Shmargin was right when he said there's no reason to post anywhere else because there's no other news. You got everyone all riled up isaac when you had some news from Infinite Machine, but now it's just dead again. You don't have to read the off-topic forum, but closing it won't do any good. It won't push people into the on-topic forums, it will just make them leave and the forums will be 100% dead. At least as it is now, when or if something new comes out there will be people around to talk about it and have fun (or whatever it is we do).

04-24-2002, 04:20 PM
It seems to me that some of you have trouble reading between the lines. And when I say some of you, I mean all of you.

toxic cognitive waste problems - does using this convoluted expression (two intertwined expressions) not make you think twice about the gist of the rest of the post?

It will work. I am not trying to create chaos and confusion. I am not undermining the forums' stability. - doesn't it seem odd that I became ultra apologetic about my scheme without incident?

(If you find this notion appealing, you must be a right-wing fundamentalist) - I had the notion that this is self explanatory.

04-24-2002, 06:14 PM
I was wondering if you've ever had a sort of heart-to-heart talk with another, Isaac, because it seems to me that your ego would cause them to deem themselves pathetic and give up.

Besides, I'm pretty sure Jester was siding with you.

The common phrase "no one understands me" springs to mind here.

04-25-2002, 10:09 AM
Yes, Jester is siding with me and against you, for the third time. That doesn't deem him unfit to like hearing cornershop wisdom. Which you persevere pursuing, might I add.

Thank you for your attention to my mental health. But I don't take advice from the unskilled, untrained, and uninformed. Your inquiry might have been as sincere as my gratitude, but I will take it seriously--although it won't quiet you, it will encourage you to discuss it later. So for short, yes, I have frequent intimate conversations with people near and dear to me, and sometimes with people not as near and dear. I'm an intimate person. And now that I have put my personality on trial, everyone will feel much more comfortable to give "advice", "insight", "words of wisdom", "guidance", "assessments", and "analysis" of my self, similar to what you have done, SyntheticGerbil. People don't realize that whatever problem they might observe through written text is in their imagination. And, your honor, to my defense, and to my credit, people who I like, like me, and people I don't like, who are very little in number it seems, don't like me. That, in my opinion, is a very good state of affairs, in my opinion! And I realize my opinion counts for very little in this court, because I am on trial.

04-25-2002, 07:09 PM
It's not as if it is all your problem.

04-25-2002, 07:31 PM
...and what problem would that be?

04-26-2002, 02:27 PM
Something along the lines that when there is a conflict we're all at fault.

Guess I should find a store to sit in front of...

04-26-2002, 05:54 PM
Hey everyone! Hey! Look over here! *waves shiney object* You want it? You want it huh? *tosses shiney object away from where the aggrivation is*

Now lets all move on! Cause shiney objects are disctracitng and fun!

04-26-2002, 11:22 PM
for god's sake shut up! :swear:


I hate having to say this kinda stuff, but you two are just yapping on about something so stupid, so useless, that your killing your own brain cells just talking about it. You guys are smart, go solve world hunger or something.

P.S. Please don't yell at me, I'm fragile

04-27-2002, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by Shmargin
Yeeeeah, dont get rid of the misc forum, mainly cause it gives us a reason to post on a sam and max site. I mean, I honestly dont expect there to be any news on the cartoon show any time soon...News on new comic developments seem to be tiny itty bitty specs of nothing, where Purcell just says the name Sam or something in an interview, and as for the new game....Well.....We have that amazing concept art we can all discuss...Theres the game support forum, but uh, I think 98% of the people that are regulars here, beat that game several thousand times back when Windows 3.1 was around, and all you used it for was Solitair, and still were using ye old DOS commands to play your games...So uh...dont get rid of the misc section...


The good ol days...

heres a good one, go to a directory and type in
c:\attrib +h
. <dir>
.. <dir>
0 file(s) 146504 bytes
2 dir(s) 100.72 MB free

haha! theres nothing in the directory, but Something is using up 146504 bytes of space, how can this be!?!?! its all hidden!
attrib -h showes everything again

or how about making a .bat file that called win.bat so when you wanted to go back to windows from DOS it would do something the total opposite? or a file called c:.bat that would go to the D drive? the possibilities for prankstering were endless!

04-27-2002, 05:25 AM
hey Iisaac, remember that time you said you should never abandon one of your men? well in Afghanistan they tried to save one guy, and when they wen't to save him, their helicorpter was ambushed. After 12 hours of fighting the guy who was being saved was killed, and of the ones that went to save him, 7 were killed and 11 wounded.
thats why you leave them behind.

04-27-2002, 08:30 AM
Quackass, first of all:
Get your facts (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/03/06/ret.servicemen.bodies/) straight (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/04/26/ret.anaconda.report/index.html).
Now, you're saying they should have left the guy to abuse and torture by his captors. You're saying that because the U.S. military is incompetent and can't overcome a group of guerrilla fighters with a chopper and ground crew, no one should attempt to rescue their fellow soldiers. If we follow that reason, than no one should attempt to fire a gun, because the U.S. army is so incompetent that it kills friendlies. Come on, they brought in a total of four helicopters with highly skilled men, and they couldn't take out a small ground force. That's tragic.

See, it's no reason to stop because someone else fails. Even if the U.S. lost their entire military trying to rescue that one man, it would be one example of gargantuous incompetence. It would be a failure in execution, not a failure in policy. A corresponding example would be an instance where the justice system lets a guilty man go free. That mistake is inherited in the system, but that does not mean that using the system is a mistake. Back to your case, mistakes were made when trying to rescue that man, but that does not mean that trying to rescue a captured or injured man is wrong. Iíll remind you that originally this discussion was about whether leaving injured men in the field is military policy, and whether it is smart. So, because of the reasons above, you do not convince me.

04-27-2002, 01:25 PM
not everyone is a coward like me or you, Quackass

04-28-2002, 01:25 AM
well I got my facts from the newspaper, but as it said in the second article you posted, most news reports weren't on the money anyways, so you can't blame me. Besided, CNN isn't known to always speak the truth and noting but, so how do you know their news articles were the truth?
I never said anything about incompetance, it would have happened to anyone who went there (especially since they wen't to the exact same place as the incident to drop men off.)
Could you please explain the link between not rescuing someone and that people shouldn't attempt to fire a gun?
I wasn't arguing how the policy failed, I was stating thats why the policy in question isn't a good one to have.
I remember our first discussion on the issue, but it wasn't strictly limited to the topic of leaving injured men in the field, it was a little broader.

anyways, I think the policy isn't a good one if its just one man, however if it were say 3 or 4 men, then they should be rescued. When rescuing them, its also better to carry out your operation at either dawn or dusk when people are least prepared, also don't reuturn to where the person was lost because you're very likely to be ambushed.
As for injured men, leave them with their (uninjured) buddy and carry on, the reason you leave injured men behind is because in war the idea is to mane someone, not kill them. The reason you want to mane the person is because the person becomes more of a burden than if they were dead. This is why balls (known informally as "bullets") are copper plated, if they were left as unplated lead they would do more damage and kill more people.

04-28-2002, 02:29 AM
Hah, nationalism... what a joke.

And it's all subjective Sheaday.

04-28-2002, 02:50 AM
Ok, ok. This thread has spun out of control. I'm closing this thread, and any further political discussions should be taken to new threads. Everybody, relax! I'll leave you with some soothing images.






There. Next time, think of the kittens.