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Shmargin
04-07-2002, 12:00 PM
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sheaday6
04-07-2002, 03:28 PM
well remember, its daylight savings time, so technically you got 2 hours of sleep instead of one.

iisaac
04-07-2002, 07:03 PM
Don't give me any "daylight savings" bull****, you all know it's a conspiracy. UFOs are abducting all the people in the United States everywhere every year, and they all experience one hour of "lost time". You know it's true.

Jester
04-08-2002, 12:59 AM
****. I hope they didn't get me TV time. If I missed any COPS I'm going to mess myself.

sheaday6
04-08-2002, 01:58 AM
Actually it was a bunch of ****ing golfers that wanted early tee times. DAMN YOU GOLFERS, YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY!!! *sob*

SyntheticGerbil
04-08-2002, 10:08 AM
Actually wouldn't he have lost an hour? Actually Shmargin, before trying to go to the doctor or something, try staying awake for two days, it not only will restore the biological clock to order, but it could make you just tired enough to get the pattern back to normal.

If not, my friend always knocks himself on Tylenol PMs and wakes up great... but then he's a big junkie.

sheaday6
04-08-2002, 11:06 PM
dude, all you have to do is run head first into a telephone pole, and you pass out. It worked for my friend, hes been asleep for 5 months now... And hes starting to stink.

Rogue15
04-09-2002, 01:13 AM
lol

Schmatz
04-09-2002, 02:45 AM
Seems like everyone has their own forms of insomnia... since the symptoms are showing heh... actually it was that SOB Ben Franklin who invented it... probably for the sake of being named the inventor of something completely useless these says (like his stove chair or whatever the hell it was)

JackTheGaffer
04-09-2002, 06:27 AM
Please tell me your name is not Tyler Durden

Originally posted by Shmargin
Yeah, I'm about to diagnos myself with insomnia....for the past week and a half, ive been going to sleep around midnight or so, then waking up like an hour or so later, and having a ***** of a time going back to sleep. Today, I went to bed around 3am, you would assume, i wouldnt have much trouble falling asleep. Well, I laied there for like, an hour, fell asleep. Woke up, for NO REASON AT ALL sat up, and started to get up, noticed it was only 4:30am, laid back down. Laid there till around 5:50am. Got up. Swore alot. And sat down here and told you all about it.

Shmargin
04-09-2002, 07:42 AM
Heh....I wish...htat would be pretty cool if i was insane enough to create someone that i thought was real.........Hell.....Who knows....maybe I have.....I mean, I'm not with some of my friends all the time.....and they show up at weird times sometimes.....

SyntheticGerbil
04-09-2002, 07:17 PM
Shut up, it's a movie... movies aren't real... right?

sheaday6
04-09-2002, 08:31 PM
care bears were real... oh wait, that was a tv show... didn't they have a movie too?

Jester
04-09-2002, 08:41 PM
I own two of em.

JackTheGaffer
04-10-2002, 12:03 AM
I make soap from people's lipode fat, listen to me I have all the answears. Now hit me as hard as you can, just not in the ear.