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04-11-2002, 12:34 PM
Albeit what the title insinuates, this thread should not be about modern art. That's not to say it couldn't, but I would much appreciate if it won't.

This is: The universal all-encompassing unlimited music thread.

Starting with:
Match the pop starlet to her song's title!

1. Christina Aguilera
2. Britney Spears
3. Shakira
4. Jessica Simpson

A. Boys
B. What A Girl Wants
C. A Little Bit
D. Underneath Your Clothes

You knew it all along.

04-11-2002, 07:34 PM
HA! trick question, they were all by MC Hammer

04-11-2002, 10:30 PM
One of the few situations in which ignorance will actually help your scruples.

04-11-2002, 10:38 PM
Woo, I only knew the Christina Aguilera one! I'm ignorant of these trends, and loving every minute of it!

04-12-2002, 12:58 AM


i feel so dirty :(

04-12-2002, 01:23 AM
SHAKIRA.... what a name...

04-12-2002, 05:49 AM
Sheaday6, good job. I don't remember if that's the correct answer, but that's beside the point.

04-12-2002, 07:44 AM
As long as they keep making sexy videos I can put on mute...

04-12-2002, 10:26 AM
Shakira is Lebanese. Her father is wealthy, and probably paid for any and all surgery she had had. And if she grew up naturally to look that way, I have to wonder what in Darwin's name is wrong with the human race. Those girls are all unsightly Barbie dalls, mass-produced playthings, freaks--although most of the citizens of the United States of America or Japan would disagree. Consumerist pigs.

04-12-2002, 06:07 PM
Of course I don't disagree Isaac... but I usually only have the choice between dirty porn or softcore make-your-mind-wander music videos. In the porn/music industry, reality is exaggerated. I'm not sure why... maybe it's owned by a bunch of corporate pigs who think the image of a woman should be nothing like their wife looks.

And sadly, real women don't seem to want to show their naked bodies. It's probably seen as a sort of arrogance in most common folk, including me... so that's why ones with implants and tucks want to be looked at the most.

The message is, if you are a real woman who feels like acting a bit arrogant, and I happen to talk to you online, then send me your naked pictures instead of wasting my time and calling me a "pervert." Or do both... as long as I come out with some goods.

04-12-2002, 11:49 PM
Ok, so they're freaks... HOT FREAKS

04-13-2002, 12:16 AM
Like melted marshmellow peeps.

04-13-2002, 01:07 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a heart attack everytime I eat peeps.

04-13-2002, 05:47 AM
I've got nothing against beautiful women. It is that looking like a porcelain figurine is not what I consider beautiful. Not to say I don't like slim, graduated, young, and graceful women. As long as they don't look like they've just been shipped off of the assembly line. What the uncouth might call "sluts".

04-13-2002, 02:31 PM
Dude, there is a big difference between hot and beautiful. Its the same difference between Porno stars and girlfriends

04-13-2002, 04:02 PM
I'm pretty much done arguing with you.

04-13-2002, 04:46 PM
*sigh* ok :(

04-16-2002, 12:33 PM
Well, to me they all just look trashy. Except that comercial where Britney was in 50's outfit, it was in black and white, she looked hot in that. See, I'm a greaser, I roll up my jeans, some say i look like James Dean, but i dont think so. I grease up my hair, I only listen to Rockabilly, swing, and jazz. So i found her extreemly HOT in that comercial. I love chicks that dress like that and are into the same kind of music, fassion and stuff as I am, but thoes are few and verry far between, and i havent found one yet. Any on the board?

04-16-2002, 04:46 PM
Dude I got a better one.

Match Song with Artist:
1-Free Space for Rent!
2-Who gives a F*&^!
3-Look at my Butt
4-Apples are good for Hair
5-Nuder me Baby one more Time

D-Christina Apple-u-lara
E-Brit Kneespears

(POI: The answers are 1a 2b 3c 4d 5e, but I just put those up there for fun and maybe a laugh or two, no offence is intended toward anyone who infact likes POP music or anyone who may take offence from my post, which does often happen...thank you.)

(goes off to listen to Motörhead)

04-16-2002, 07:41 PM
Oh man, I was like totally confused until that note thingy (Whatefer POI means, hehehe) so thanks yea it's all crystals at this time.

04-16-2002, 08:07 PM
Nice to see you are keeping an open mind when analyzing the lifestyles of others, BlueFlamingo. Becoming a character stereotype is great, I must know of at least millions of people who do it.