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BeastMaster
04-20-2000, 04:06 PM
I just picked up a copy of the Star Wars Insider magazine, and one article relays a comment by George Lucas that Yoda will be involved in a lightsaber battle in Eps. II or III!!! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

You will see why he's called a 'Master.'

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Hannibal
04-20-2000, 05:49 PM
I can't wait! Can't wait to see yoda severing peoples kneecaps. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

Even Piell
04-23-2000, 05:17 PM
<font face="copperplate gothic light"> <font color="yellow"> I wonder what color his light saber will be maybe... white? that would be awesome

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Even Piell
04-23-2000, 05:17 PM
<font face="copperplate gothic light"> <font color="yellow"> I wonder what color his light saber will be maybe... white? that would be awesome

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Lord_Maul
04-24-2000, 03:10 PM
They asked to use yoda in jedi power battles and lucas turned them down. He did this because yoda will be battling someone in ep2.(or lots of someones) Also lucas stated that we will all find out why Yoda is known as the master!

Zoom Rabbit
04-26-2000, 10:41 AM
Yoda? That little troll? What, does he wiggle his ears and hypnotize people with his flowing ear hair? Come on--Yoda would be stopped by the sign at the ride and you guys all know--! Grblxp!<font size=1>Squeak.</font>

*Thud!*


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BeastMaster
04-26-2000, 04:26 PM
Heh.

You were saying? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/cool.gif

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

toms
04-27-2000, 02:19 PM
yoda doesn't have a lightsaber. he has a stick.

i bet he can kick ass with it though, bruce lee style.

Darth skywalker
04-27-2000, 08:29 PM
He'll problably use stilts.

Hannibal
04-27-2000, 08:34 PM
Hmm, this flowing ear hair attack has caught my interest. Would eat be more dangerous the more wax he has? Is nose hair just as potent?

Zoom Rabbit
04-27-2000, 10:09 PM
The richer the ear hair is in sebaceous oil, the more it glistens. It's the shimmering that hypnotizes, so the technique's effectiveness would be directly related to the health of Yoda's follicles.

On a slightly different tangent...I believe that Yoda is a very old Namek, from Dragonball Z. Hah?

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BeastMaster
04-28-2000, 04:08 PM
Strangely enough, I think of lightsaber duels every time I see Piccolo. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

BTW, Yoda does have a lightsaber, it has a yellow-orange blade (IIRC) and a smaller handgrip.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

darth_maul_87
04-29-2000, 12:49 AM
Yoda's gonna be awesome! By the way, Jedi Power Battles is fine without him! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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Orbvs_Terrarvm
05-03-2000, 03:03 PM
I would love to see what Yoda does in battle. Like I said, we all know that Darth Vader likes to use the force to throw objects at his opponent when figthing, Palpatine likes to shoot lightning out of his fingers, and Luke likes to use force whine. I bet Yoda uses the force to undress his opponent. I always knew he had a kinky side.....

LDB_Leeman
05-03-2000, 04:22 PM
Actually, Yoda does have a lightsaber - the Star Wars Episode I Visual Dictionary shows it. It's very short, and is reminiscent of Pic's Saber in Jedi Knight Dark Force II. (Although probably a different colour, not to say that Orange is a bad color for a saber...)



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Piccolo
05-03-2000, 07:44 PM
actually, Yoda is my grandpa

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special beam cannon FIRE!!!!!!!!

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Pink Monkey
05-04-2000, 12:49 AM
Pink Monkey likes Dargonball Z.

Pink Monkey's favorite character is Bubbles.

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Piccolo
05-04-2000, 02:36 AM
<font color=pink>Pink Monkey</font>, I'd figure you'd like all the Saiya-Jins, since they are a race of apes.

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special beam cannon FIRE!!!!!!!!
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Darth_Maul
05-04-2000, 03:26 AM
yoda, being as strong as he is, probably relies more on the force than his lightsaber. He could blind people or knock them unconscious and what-not.

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"Fear attracts the fearfull. The strong.....the weak....the innocent. Fear is my ally."

President Reagan
05-04-2000, 04:20 AM
I'll bet Yoda uses astrology on his opponents.

Astrology has a strong influence on the weak-minded.

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BeastMaster
05-05-2000, 02:55 PM
Leeman: Actually, Pic's saber is Yoda's saber.

According to the JK backstory, When Yoda trained Rahn, he gave Rahn his own saber. When Rahn was captured by Jerec, Pic stole the saber because it was just his size.

Presumeably that saber was lost when PIc died and the cargo ship was destroyed.

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Xyst
05-05-2000, 11:34 PM
Wonder who hes gonna fight against?

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DarthMace
05-06-2000, 08:22 PM
<font color=red> <center> screw Yoda i want to see Mace fight (even if it mean watching him die)

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Llyd ap Dicter
05-25-2000, 04:50 PM
Fight Yoda will! Fight and win, cos he is still alive in Episode VI! :P

Kylilin
05-25-2000, 08:08 PM
I hear that Yoda will be doing a lot of breakdancing in Ep II. He knows how to do the worm too.

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LDB_Leeman
05-28-2000, 08:44 AM
W - O - R - M!!!!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

Heh heh...

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The Master
05-28-2000, 10:06 PM
Greeting all of you! I am the same Master from the forums at ROGUE SQUADRON COM if some of you are wondering. I am now your Master.

Chillin2
05-29-2000, 02:39 AM
You may have used to be my master but now I am the master and you are but a learner. Yes I am the same CHILLIN from RS.com.

BeastMaster
05-29-2000, 05:55 PM
I don't care who you once were; you are both but Apprentices in this forum!

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Kylilin
05-29-2000, 07:02 PM
Yes little ones, you are both apprentices, so until you are both Jedi Knights, do as the Rock says and know your role.

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Kylilin, Jedi Master and silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif

The Master
05-29-2000, 08:15 PM
Well then, I invite you to www.roguesquadron.net (http://www.roguesquadron.net)
Come! We will then see who the Master is! Come, if your man enough!

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BeastMaster
05-30-2000, 10:40 PM
Does the fact that you had to edit that post twice tell you anything?

<small><aside>I'm not usually so hard on newbies; but these guys are fun!</aside></small>

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Kylilin
05-31-2000, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by The Master:
Well then, I invite you to www.roguesquadron.net (http://www.roguesquadron.net)
Come! We will then see who the Master is! Come, if your man enough!

[This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 29, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by The Master (edited May 29, 2000).]


This a peaceful message board, in fact the only message board that I have been on that has managed to stay that way. There is no need to act childish, issuing threats, its silly. I was just fooling about. I am not concerned in proving myself who the master is because I don't really care.

Man, some people can't take a joke....

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God
05-31-2000, 07:17 PM
All right...so just who thinks they're top dog around here?

I think some little monkey people need to be changed into pillars of salt or something.

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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BeastMaster
06-02-2000, 12:49 PM
*snicker*

Need I remind God that she is also only an Apprentice?

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Zoom Rabbit
06-03-2000, 06:04 AM
<font size=5><font color=red>SHE?!?</font></font>

No matter, what your personal views on the matter of deity nominative selection, the human (who obviously is not God, but some prankster http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif) who posted the bit in question is male. He doesn't smell pretty, plays with swords, and takes additional care mounting a bicycle seat just like other men. This sexual identity, while practically irrelevant in this particular medium, is nonetheless of great import to the individual in question.

Take heed, I say. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif

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Zoom Rabbit
06-03-2000, 06:08 AM
(BTW: I know The Master and Chillin from www.roguesquadron.net (http://www.roguesquadron.net) *. They're mostly harmless.) http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

*Visit me there, too. I'm Imladil in the Pilot's Lounge forum...

Chillin2
06-03-2000, 11:16 PM
Please note that ZOOM RABBIT said mostly harmless, cross us and you'll be sorry. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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Jedi Master Xai-Qui
06-05-2000, 06:05 AM
Nice to know things have not changed. Some fighting here some fighting there. Always the same.
But I must say I would miss it if it was to go. It adds character to these hallowed forums!
I believe yoda will confuse them with some difficult to understand phrases. Then use it to his advantage and cut thier heads off. But then again my opinion it is yes! hmmmmm!


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obi-tom-kenobi
06-05-2000, 09:44 AM
exqeeeeeese me but yoda does have a lightsaber it is in the star wars episode 1 visual dictionary but he likes using peaceful solutions to problems.

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Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 10:23 AM
I like Xai-Qui's idea!

<font color=orange>"Seek not the true nature of reality but rather the real nature of truth!"</font>

"Huh?"

<font color=orange>*Slash!*</font>

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The_Gamesta
06-06-2000, 02:47 AM
Hey dont mess with Yoda or he will smack you with his stick, Yoda will smack all in his way! Jedi Master Yoda seys think dont smoke.

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Commander 598
06-06-2000, 01:40 PM
I'm so scared

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Its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

BeastMaster
06-06-2000, 01:54 PM
Sorry if I insulted God. <small>(I can't believe I just said that!)</small>

And Yoda does have a lightsaber, a little tiny one that eventually ends up in the clutches of Pic in JK.

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Commander 598
06-06-2000, 02:06 PM
Really?

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Its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

BeastMaster
06-06-2000, 05:15 PM
Yep, Yoda trained Rahn and gave him the saber.

Rahn left his saber with Morgan Katarn (to give to his son Kyle) and was carrying Yoda's saber when Jerec captured him. When he was disarmed, Pic stole the saber because it was just his size (Note that Rahn stole Yun's saber in the cutscene).

When Kyle killed Pic, he left the saber on the floor, not realizing its significance.

There's a picture around somewhere, I'd find it, but I have to go to class right now.

Later!

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Zoom Rabbit
06-07-2000, 04:36 AM
No harm done, o Beastie One.

I, personally, can't wait to see Yoda's fighting style. I'll bet he fights like a crazed weasel, jumping around and wiggling his ears dangerously.

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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