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TiE23
04-18-2002, 10:20 PM
How much wood would a wookie chuck chuck if a wookie chuck could chuck wood:D :D :D
GonkH8er
04-19-2002, 06:10 AM
Vader- "LUKE! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!"

Luke- "NO!!!! How could you possibly know??????"


Vader- "I.... felt your presents....."




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felt your presents..... presence?.... get it? ergh.... lame...
RpTheHotrod
04-19-2002, 06:12 AM
ROFL I havn't laughed that hard in a LONG time
GonkH8er
04-19-2002, 09:27 AM
ummm... its not that funny :)
CupO'Coffee
04-19-2002, 04:01 PM
omg! now im getting him! he's so lame! but this "lameness" makes him funny in a way... jokes work in mysterious ways

but what about those lame "sith happens" jokes? anyone up for a "sith happens" joke?
engineerdude
04-19-2002, 05:35 PM
I thought the "felt your presents" was a pretty good joke. How about this one:

Q: What do you get when you cross Lando with Chewbacca???

A: Chocolate chip wookie.

Not all that funny, I thought if it on the fly....:o
RpTheHotrod
04-19-2002, 05:50 PM
SOme jokes are so simple and lame, they are funny


Like


A horse walks into the bar, and the bartender turns around and says "Why the long face?"



stupid...lame....funny!
RpTheHotrod
04-20-2002, 09:04 PM
Okay. I made a picture just for that presents joke

:D


http://www.geocities.com/rpthehotrod/StarWars.html
Havikar
04-20-2002, 10:31 PM
How meny stormtroopers does it take to change a glow panal (lightblub)?





2 One to change it, the other to shoot the gun who changed it and take credit for it.
Jusion
04-21-2002, 12:58 AM
...So Boba Fett says "Is that a blaster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!?"
Aaronbaron
04-21-2002, 02:02 AM
Does anyone remember that short film done shortly after 'Star Wars' came out called 'Hardware Wars'?

That was the funniest thing I remember relateing to star wars
SPY_jmr1
04-21-2002, 02:51 AM
yesyesYES!!! only seen it once on 16mm film, but it was insane!:D

saw it at the store on VHS but stupidstupidstupid me did not buy it.... only was 10frickin dollars USD ARGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!:D
Sylohn
04-21-2002, 09:47 PM
someone is eventualy gonna do this so here goes...


HEY, YOU THERE!
acdcfanbill
04-21-2002, 10:33 PM
i own hardware wars, the special edition


they added computer graphics, they should have left it all crappy like :D its fricken hilarious...
Darth Seph
04-21-2002, 11:02 PM
http://www.jediknight.com/interface/palpyclown.jpg

Speaks for itself i would say
Amorpheus
04-22-2002, 04:01 PM
You want SW-related humor? Watch Spaceballs!

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Star: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.

:D