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lightbulba
05-07-2000, 07:05 PM
1. how would you stay alive if you were, say, stranded on a desert island?

personally, i would invite my good friend scott over to a beach party. then i would eat him.

send in your responses! the best one will be chosen by our lineup of judges next monday.

may the fifteenth be with you.
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Zoom Rabbit
05-07-2000, 07:48 PM
Wow! Good one...

Ahem. I would draw a magic circle on the beach and create a space/time translocation matrix which would allow me to go anywhere, anytime. I would plunder rare art, treasures, any thing or person I desired and bring them to my island.

Go ahead! Send me to an island. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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President Reagan
05-07-2000, 07:54 PM
Well...I don't know what I'd do. One time I asked Mommy, 'Mommy, what if I were stranded on a desert island?' Well, she sent for the astrologist to find out. So there I was in the desert, and I'd eaten my horse to stay alive. All I had was my gun, and one bullet, which Mikhael said I should give to him. I said no. I had to send my bullets to Nicaragua, but I don't remember telling anyone to do so. Since commies all burn anyway, I built a library. Can I have my medicine now?

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Pink Monkey
05-07-2000, 07:56 PM
Pink Monkey loves islands!

Things would be just fine. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

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LDB_Leeman
05-07-2000, 08:00 PM
Well, I'd gather all of the animals (if any - if there aren't I'll gather the plants), and train them into a highly efficient fighting force with which I would use to fight back the vile forces of the sea, thus creating a path back to land. Then, when I'm there, I'd run every damn house into the ground, blow up all the opposing trees which have been sent to stop me, gun down any of those damn politicians, and then make a nice pizza.
Yeah, the joys of being stranded on a desert island...
Or was that my plan for world domination? Hmm...


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Hannibal
05-07-2000, 08:22 PM
First I'd have a look around the island. then I'd kill myself because I'm really, really tired. Anyone else tired?

BeastMaster
05-08-2000, 04:20 PM
Sounds simple; I'd leave the island. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

BTW, did anyone else know who Gamera is or will Lightbulba or I have to explain it/him?

(BTW 2, Gojira is cooler http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif)

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theahnfahn
05-08-2000, 05:06 PM
1)Squeeze the monkey.

2)Monkey spits out banana.

3)Banana lands on ground near passing elephant.

4)Elephant slips, falling into a coconut tree.

5)Two coconuts fall, landing in the hands of a beautiful female island native.

6)Male island native mistakes the woman's coconuts for "the woman's coconuts" and starts whistling madly and whooping at the splendid sight.

7)Neighboring village hears sound, which is interpreted to be a war cry.

8)Through all the commotion, those National Geographic pervs who film the island natives get frightened, making a run for the nearest cave.

9)On their way, they trip the motion sensor device I set up, which sends a 10 ft. tall granite ball rolling down the side of the island mountain.

10)Ball knocks over all ten 12 ft. tall granite pins.

11)Island umpire yells "STRIKE" during the native baseball championship when he sees how the pins were all knocked down. Everyone thinks he said strike to the pitch when clearly the pitch was foul.

12)Angry fan throws banana at umpire.

13)Banana bounces off umpires head, and is miraculously hit by the batter.

14)Banana flies clear out of the stadium, over the island waterhole, over the island mountain, and lands in lap.

15)Eat the banana.

16)Repeat.

*note: some find it easier to just take the banana from the monkey*

And has anyone ever seen that commercial with that guy who is stranded on the island? The island is about 9 square feet, and only has two palm trees on either side. Suddenly he sees a treasure chest floating about six feet out. He knocks down one of the palm trees, walks out on it, and grabs the chest. He opens it, only to find the chest only has one item - a hammock.

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Antimony & Bismuth
05-08-2000, 07:11 PM
B: Well, I would steal my parents' TV set beforehand, so I could tune into Gilligan's Island and learn how to make a transistor radio out of coconuts like Professor. That is, assuming I could find an outlet. Then, I would make a lasso out of finely stitched coconut hairs, and lasso things for entertainment. And when my parents came, looking for their TV set, I would make smoke signals. Or maybe I'd just lasso 'em in.

A: No, you wouldn't. You're too lazy. You'd probably just let the tropical rats eat you alive or something.

B: Shush.

Pink Monkey
05-09-2000, 12:08 AM
What the monkey?!?

theahnfahn
05-09-2000, 02:23 AM
BAD pink monkey, BAD!

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lightbulba
05-17-2000, 08:48 PM
all right...our panel of judges have been "sleeping on it" for the last two days, so i'll judge them myself.

3rd place: antimony & bismuth.

2nd place: president reagan.

1st place: lightbulba! er, the ahnfahn!

great job, everyone! now, for the next puzzler:

1. what is your ideal arch-enemy?

catbert; that's one square dude, pops.
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Hannibal
05-17-2000, 08:51 PM
My left hand. It's been conspiring against me since the early 70's. Shhh, I think it can hear us.

theahnfahn
05-17-2000, 09:32 PM
Yay, I won, I won! I love these competitions! Expect the reigning champion of lightbulba's competitions to come up with one crazy enemy http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

Zoom Rabbit
05-18-2000, 04:30 AM
My ideal arch enemy would have to be Martha Stewart!

Pink Monkey
05-18-2000, 04:34 AM
Pink Monkey thinks that his ultimate arch enemy would have to be the American sense of late twentieth-century political apathy and general social disillusionment.

The primary instigating historical factor in this was the assassination of JFK in 1963...but I'm not even going to get into pinning the blame for that one!

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President Reagan
05-18-2000, 04:36 AM
My ultimate arch enemy is entropy. That or Timothy Leary.

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BeastMaster
05-23-2000, 09:49 PM
"I thought you said you don't hold a grudge."
"I don't! I have no surviving enemies. . . not one."

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psyduck78
05-24-2000, 02:28 AM
My archenemy is the Junior Class President.

He's a jerk.

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Cpl. Shepard
05-24-2000, 08:25 PM
My archenemies are those little smilies that ppl put in their posts. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/mad.gif

Zoom Rabbit
05-25-2000, 04:29 AM
http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif Aha! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif Now http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif we http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif know http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif your http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif weakness! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

lightbulba
05-28-2000, 01:50 PM
well now, it appears that theahnfahn made the mistake of gloating to a disgruntled tuvan throat-singing champion, was subsequently beaten to death with beaver tails, and reincarnated as an obsolete apple printer, because he's not coming up with one crazy enemy!
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Commander 598
05-28-2000, 09:05 PM
Any alien from Mars with a big head and big beady eyes.Also known as little green men.

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The Master
05-28-2000, 10:08 PM
In other word little green men from mars.

Chillin2
05-29-2000, 02:33 AM
Well I am small and green with a big head and beady eyes but I'm not an alien from Mars.

I'm probably the closest you'll get. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

Zoom Rabbit
05-31-2000, 06:39 PM
Welcome, hominids! A word of caution: this site is a little rougher than RS.net. Don't take your droids into the bar, and don't sit with your back to the door...

Just kidding. I have a new ultimate arch enemy to announce: Ronald McDonald. You know...the cheeseburger clown, whose sole reason for corporate existance is brainwashing little kids into thinking that a visit to the local McDonald's is actually a positive and happy experience instead of a one-way hay ride directly into the hellish trap of twenty-first century mass-produced and nutritionless 'food.'

So now I'm waiting for that puffy-haired bastard outside the restaurant with a broadsword. He's gotta come out sooner or later...

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lightbulba
05-31-2000, 06:52 PM
the part of your brain that tells you it's completely logical to remove a nail with your teeth.
reminder: you have but one day to complete that yam-powered clock! your entry, also!
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Pink Monkey
06-01-2000, 06:26 AM
The wires won't stay in the yam! Help!

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lightbulba
06-01-2000, 03:41 PM
quick! keep them detained while i call upon the aid of glover, africa's famed glue-spitting turantula, and a few of his trainers, and perhaps some of their immediate family; his glue acts as a wire-to-yam "tendon", which without we haven't but a chance! if we do not complete the project before the snapping compact disc cases of togor emerge from the clouds, we are surely doomed! hold me, pink monkey, for i am scared!
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Pink Monkey
06-01-2000, 07:31 PM
Nevermind. I got it to work by substituting Richard Simmons for the yam and an industrial floor buffer for the clock.

If they come looking for me, tell them I'm not here yet.

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Ikhnaton
06-01-2000, 08:17 PM
Colonel Sanders: because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken which makes ya crrrave it fortnightly, smartass!

lightbulba
06-04-2000, 01:12 AM
on that matter, this laughable entry made no. 3 on cnet's favorite net hoaxes of all time:

Just some information for those who care.

KFC has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts.

First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue. It's not. The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms.

These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet.

The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know.

Please forward this message to as many people as you can. Together we make KFC start using real chicken again.

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lightbulba
06-04-2000, 01:48 AM
and now, as we gently push the knife into its soft, just-baked crust, we see a tiny speck of red preserves ooze out of the delectable competition, pressing us to quickly slide the knife strategically around a precious slice of victory, and let it creep off the curved spatula onto the plate of our third place winner, psyduck! kudos on your down-to-earth point of view.

we then unceremoniously plop the rest onto president reagan's plate.

and for our first place winner, we have made something extra-special: glover the african glue-spitting turantula leg soup! made with a very flavorful chicken consumme, this gooey mixture steams and bubbles, occasionally spitting a spicy "glue" that proves irresistable to anyone! along with seven lucky hairs from glover's back, its prime ingredient is glover's delicious leg, which is rumored to be more tender than a slab of ground antler. i certainly hope hannibal likes it...

and our next question is:
if you were a trader in the old west, roving along the countryside in your makeshift wagon, what immediately accesible object would you use to replace a broken spoke on one of your wheels?
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vials of iodine will be hastily thrown out to the winners on june 6th.

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Commander 598
06-04-2000, 02:12 PM
Tree,large rock,chicken,dirt,grass,Leave the wagon and drive home in my car.

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psyduck78
06-04-2000, 09:16 PM
A wooden stirring spoon!

Commander 598
06-04-2000, 11:18 PM
add to list:komodo dragon,dragon,godzilla,chicken egg,death star,mule(jackass),rubber chicken,pikachu,sun,rubber tree,replace all wheels with metal wheels and tires.

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lightbulba
06-04-2000, 11:56 PM
ok, shut up.
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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 02:23 AM
Who!?

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lightbulba
06-05-2000, 02:36 AM
none other than you, my over-indulgent glutton of a friend.
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Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 10:12 AM
Well, I think that I would sidestep the spoke replacement issue altogether by piling all of my earthly belongings on the backs of horses and rebuilding the wooden cart into a Roman ballista with which I could hurl enormous crossbow bolts at my opponents. Then I would strip naked, paint myself blue and shout angrily at the neighboring indians.

Would a chicken without a beak say 'Mawk! Mawk!' or would it just get a press agent to release a prepared statement?

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Ikhnaton
06-05-2000, 02:44 PM
my mother-in-law

Commander 598
06-05-2000, 03:17 PM
ok whatever my large-headed big mouthed friend. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 03:19 PM
By the way good choice of words.

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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 07:18 PM
Testing http://www.starwars.com/snapshot/2000/25/img/ratts tyerell_sm.jpg[/IMG]


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Pink Monkey
06-05-2000, 08:13 PM
I would remove both wheels on the affected end of the cart and lash it onto the rumps of the horses in front. Might be a bit bumpy, but I could turn the extra wheel parts into a satellite dish and enjoy teevee during the trip.

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President Reagan
06-05-2000, 08:17 PM
Well...I think I would fix the wheel by painting it orange and having a barbecue.

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Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 08:19 PM
Mr. President, that's stupid. You wouldn't be fixing the wheel at all, just making it look different. And I don't see what you hope to accomplish with this barbecue silliness...

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President Reagan
06-05-2000, 08:21 PM
Well...I think the wheel would look better if we painted it orange. And everyone feels better when they're having a barbecue.

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lightbulba
06-05-2000, 08:24 PM
commander 598:

sorry to intervene your experiments, but could you find the common sense in you to restrict yourself from trashing this thread? do you find it so necessary to use a community for your own needs that you take pride in oh-so-gleefully distracting countless worthy citizens of the board from integrity? i find myself commonly believing that your shameless antics serve solitarily your blindly pompous lust for attention; perhaps you see no ethical requirements on this board, but you certainly have no problem with freely expending your stupidity in a hefty deal of threads.
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Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 08:24 PM
Is this why I'm paying such high taxes and not getting much for it?!?

That's it. By this time tomorrow, my legions of evil gnomes will have taken over the nation's capital and installed me as the new ruler of America. Then we'll see about this orange wheel silliness...

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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 08:48 PM
I give up!Any suggestions?lightbulba?anyone?

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Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 08:53 PM
Lightbulba: if you happened to see the long post I had here for a minute or two, it was because I thought the 'pompous lust for attention' bit was directed at me instead of Commander 598.

I have since removed it. Apologies.

--Zoom

lightbulba
06-05-2000, 09:02 PM
well now, we both saw sides of each other we never knew, didn't we? that's fine, man. if you ever made the mistake of being anything but well-meaning, you'd have the decency to correct it. (not that you ever might need to put that card into play, so to speak).
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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 09:32 PM
I think I found an enemy

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Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2000, 10:56 PM
You're a battle droid; anything biological is an enemy. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

My take on the good commander: your original bad move was picking on Ike! Just play nice, okay? I suspect others will do the same with you...

If anyone's confused about what Lightbulba and I were talking about, it refers to the last page when he addressed Commander 598 about multiple posting just as I was in the process of doing so myself. I missed that he'd identified the target of his remarks and thought something else altogether was going on; I then composed a long tirade about freedom of speech and the like, which stayed on the thread until I went back and double-checked everything just to make sure I wasn't being an idiot. Well, I was, so I removed the post http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif.

From this we can learn A: Zoom is indeed human, B: he has a dark side, which does find expression when the situation arises, and C: we should all take this a great deal less seriously. I mean, this thread was funny a page or so ago... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

Back to the original matter. On refelection, I have redecided that I would fix the broken wagon wheel with the leg armature of a battle droid commander. Joking...!

<font size=1>Lightbulba: I'm glad we're still cool. Nice yellow birds fly gaily in through the window, eh? </font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 11:00 PM
Actually I am a nice droid just don't annoy me.

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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 11:11 PM
I forgot what the heck were you talking about zoom I didn't pick on him!You could have mistaken that for the small name calling war that me and lightbulba had.

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lightbulba
06-05-2000, 11:18 PM
name-calling war. uh-huh. okay, whatever.
That's it. By this time tomorrow, my legions of evil gnomes will have taken over the nation's capital and installed me as the new ruler of America. Then we'll see about this orange wheel silliness...
a playful retort to zoom:

ha! you couldn't peck a feather with an army like that! i am the sure winner, seeing as i have the vote of every celebrity lilypad, down flat like plywood on bog. no "legion" would dare challenge a force like that; why, they would be too busy shaking honeycombs off the end of a coat to thwart the massive constitution of large-eared wolf-men wielding in each hand a wardrobe stacked to the top with tortuous yadwinkles, not to mention falling into bogs!
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Commander 598
06-05-2000, 11:25 PM
What was that my lightbulb headed friend http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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lightbulba
06-06-2000, 12:10 AM
i said, "you jaded, earth-vexing, quailing, tardy-gaited, clouted, paper-faced, onion-eyed, artless, flap-mouthed, bat-fowling, beslubbering, currish, fat-kidneyed, queasy, weak-hinged, tottering, common-kissing, dankish, sheep-biting, mangled, dismal-dreaming, queasy, horn-mad apple-john! moldwarp! minimus! clotpole!"

but let's not forget that an onion-eyed clotpole would make a good replacement for a spoke...
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but seriously, folks... (http://www.freakadelic.com/freakhtml/showhtml/lighthead.htm)

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Commander 598
06-06-2000, 02:17 AM
There really is a lightbulb head oh by the way you
<font color=white>Don't make me scroll sideways -Ike</font>
light bulb head!

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lightbulba
06-06-2000, 02:56 AM
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Zoom Rabbit
06-06-2000, 04:42 AM
Dammit, I knew it was just a little push before someone got all binary. What would Jackie think? Whose hand is this? Ah, youth.

Commander 598: what was I talking about, picking on Ike? About two-thirds of the way down page two of this thread you called him 'large-headed' and 'big mouthed.' That is precisely what I was talking about.

Lightbulba: Bogs? Then why are we messing with wagon wheels? We need to levitate that sucker on rockets and blast our way out of the swamp like some mutated hillbilly Luke Skywalker/Mario Andretti! I tried looking up 'yadwinkle' and couldn't find a definition. I shall therefore have come up with my own.

"Yadwinkle" (yad'ween-kel OM, nom. sing.): A frilly little scrap of pink silk ribbon worn on the hats of eighteenth-century Dutch sailors to symbolize the wives and lovers they had left behind. Also a World War One era British slang term for the prophylactic condom.

Never mind fixing the dang wheel...here come injuns!



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Commander 598
06-06-2000, 01:33 PM
Excuse me zoom but I was speaking to lightbulba.

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Commander 598
06-06-2000, 02:03 PM
Which one?!

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Its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

lightbulba
06-06-2000, 02:25 PM
http://tswww.cc.emory.edu/~kgowen/pictures/010.gif
the gamera awards
a starting salute to psyduck, who yet again offered the most practical answer possible. might i add to keep the iodine away from...
reagan, our secong place winner, who had quite the survival technique. i guess you learn that kind of stuff, when you're president.
and of course, no award show would be complete without zoom winning something. he gets a yadwinkle, whichever he prefers.
and to the rest: http://braggarts.shareplay.com/images/vandal.gif don't fret! you know the saying: "that awful tar may be great, but it ain't no vulcan!"
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and your next question...
how many foghorns does it take to change a diaper on an elderly vulture?

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Commander 598
06-06-2000, 02:56 PM
Excuse me lightbulba zoom was the one who kept rambling on about what we were doing.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Commander 598
06-06-2000, 03:01 PM
Anyone notice that I changed my sig?

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Ikhnaton
06-06-2000, 03:33 PM
noone liked my answer??

not fair... zoom reagan always wins http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif

lightbulba
06-06-2000, 04:30 PM
sorry, man. i just couldn't believe you would take your mother-in-law with you.
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<font size=1>(psst...thanks for quieting down that wily droid.)</font>

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Ikhnaton
06-06-2000, 04:52 PM
in the old west, you took the whole fan-damily!

Commander 598
06-06-2000, 05:01 PM
I'm nucking futs!!HaHAHa

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Zoom Rabbit
06-06-2000, 08:41 PM
Commander 598: "I forgot what the heck you were talking about zoom I didn't pick on him!" (sic.)

Oh. Well, then...it seems you were talking to me after all. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

I'd love to play chess with you sometime.

<font size=1>Note: I have been, am now and will continue to be joking. Believe me, I don't use smilies when I'm serious. --Z</font>

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

President Reagan
06-06-2000, 08:50 PM
Well, that's just delightful. Mommy was reading me the horoscope today when suddenly she said, 'Ronnie? Can we get a surplus Russian submarine on the black market?' Well, I had a horse once that liked oats, so I went ahead and diverted all of the social security interest annuities to buying bullets that we could send to Nicaragua. Oh, wait...I'd forgotten that I don't remember that. Can I have some more ribs, please?

They say it's okay because no one else remembers Walter Mondale, either.

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"I'm sorry...what was the question?"

lightbulba
06-09-2000, 11:15 PM
http://tswww.cc.emory.edu/~kgowen/pictures/ga_s.gif
are you looking for the gamera awards? you've come to the right place! wrong time, though. in a particularly sad twist of fate, there will be no gamera awards tonight...instead, we have asked our dear friend mortimer snerd to address tonight's guests:
http://fathom.org/snerdville/Images/mortimer.jpg
"oooooouuuuggnnnnghh"
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next question:
what is your professional opinion of foghorns? honestly.

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Commander 598
06-09-2000, 11:21 PM
What the heck are you talking about lightbulba?Are you drunk?

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Ikhnaton
06-11-2000, 12:23 AM
just take the bloody things off my icq startup!!

Zoom Rabbit
06-12-2000, 06:34 AM
My professional opinion on foghorns is pretty severe. They have no place in the kitchen! They are loud, highly distracting, and hence quite dangerous in a workplace whose identifying characteristics are wet/greasy floors, knives and fire. If anyone brought a foghorn into my kitchen, it would mysteriously find itself back in the office where it could affect the hearing of the cheesehead who got the darn thing in the first place!

Of course, if the air is smokey, a foghorn might not be such a bad idea. 'Oh no! Where am I?'

<font size=7>HOOONNNNK!</font>

Of course, in the real kitchen...when there is much smoke in the air, the cooks will bash spoons against pots and pans in a raucous display intended to frighten away the smoke dragon. This also has the benefit of annoying the waitstaff.

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

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Commander 598
06-12-2000, 11:53 PM
My ears hurt.


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKK KKK!!!!!!!!! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gifHeHe Payback's the pits ain't it.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

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BeastMaster
06-13-2000, 09:16 PM
You're making me scroll sideways. You don't want me to scroll sideways.

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/mad.gif

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Zoom Rabbit
06-14-2000, 06:05 AM
(Hee-hee...now Beastmaster sounds crazy...)

obi-tom-kenobi
06-15-2000, 06:43 PM
:] I WOULD GET MY LIGHTSABER AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT LOOKED AT ME!!!!!!!!

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BeastMaster
06-16-2000, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
(Hee-hee...now Beastmaster sounds crazy...)

What's so new about that? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

I may not know karate, but I know ka-razy, and I willuse it.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

WeedSmoker
06-16-2000, 03:45 PM
<font color="lightgreen"><font size="10">SPUNKBALL!</font>

<font color="white">
pass it on...

; L~

"the grass is always greener"

lightbulba
06-17-2000, 10:03 PM
we put the period in
<font color="lightgreen"><font size="10">spunkball.
http://www.sun.com/pics/sunlogo.gif <font size="2"><font color="white">
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<font size="1"> http://www.starwars.com/snapshot/1999/20/img/merchant_sm.jpg

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BeastMaster
06-20-2000, 09:25 PM
*sigh* http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/rolleyes.gif

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Commander 598
06-20-2000, 09:57 PM
SHUT UP WITH SPUNKBALL!!!!!!

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

WeedSmoker
06-20-2000, 10:32 PM
Commander's just jealous cause we know how to have fun and he doesn't.. ; L~

<font color="lightgreen"><font size="10">
SPUNKBALL!!!</font>
<font color="white">

"the grass is always greener"

lightbulba
06-20-2000, 10:38 PM
<font size="3"><font color="lightgreen">single white spunkball, seeking compassionate companion to kick me around.<font size="2"><font color="white">
etc, etc.
isn't there more to life than spunkballs and federal camels? could we, like the late christopher columbus, perhaps discover electricity? because, as thomas jefferson once said, "there is nothing to fear but fear itself." couldn't we use this advice for the sake of humanity* and become something far grander than other primates, such as the emu?
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*but not llamanity.
<font size="1"> http://www.starwars.com/snapshot/1999/20/img/merchant_sm.jpg

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lightbulba
06-20-2000, 10:51 PM
no. because we don't live in herbal bliss. this is the doppelganger of herbal bliss.
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WeedSmoker
06-21-2000, 02:33 AM
Don't try to fight it! Have another...

<font color="green"><font size="10">SPUNKBALL!!!</font>

<font color="white">; L~

"the grass is always greener"

lightbulba
06-21-2000, 12:53 PM
<font size="10"><font color="orange">spunkball!<font size="2"><font color="white">but seriously, folks...how about another question?*
what, in your opinion, is the least logical way to rid the world of lobsters?
"i would feed them all prozac. it makes them more docile."
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*we want participation, boy! sit up straight and eat your buckwheat groats!
<font size="1"> http://www.starwars.com/snapshot/1999/20/img/merchant_sm.jpg

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Commander 598
06-21-2000, 02:33 PM
i have two answers to that question.
1.nuke the planet's oceans.
2.Just blow up the planet.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

BeastMaster
06-21-2000, 03:37 PM
Not to worry, my chitinous chum,

Kill a handful of crabs, leaving chunks of lobster meat on the dead crabs' pincers.

To cement the deal, kill a few lobsters in a way that implicates crabs.

Sit back and watch the chitin fly.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Ikhnaton
06-21-2000, 03:41 PM
I'd distribute them to love starved women everywhere.

lightbulba
07-06-2000, 01:27 PM
http://tswww.cc.emory.edu/~kgowen/pictures/gamvbar.gif
<font size=1>barugon and gamera in the heat of battle. yaargh.
<font color=red><font size=6>the gamera awards<font size=2><font color=white>
yes, folks, it's that time again. scrub up your rubbery chins and sweeten your tea, because there's a winner out there...

and one of them is commander 598, confound it. he gets...a prize. yes, a prize, confound it!

similarly, a juicy second place prize goes to ikhnaton.

(cue the music)...

is beastmaster here? because (similarly) there's another big, juicy prize waiting for him.
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and now for the next question:
if you could choose from any superpower, what would it be?
mind control. you want mind control.<font size="1">

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Ikhnaton
07-06-2000, 05:32 PM
x-ray vision.

theahnfahn
07-07-2000, 03:12 AM
Yeah, and I can tell you are REAL popular with the ladies :OP

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And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn

Ikhnaton
07-07-2000, 11:15 AM
Trin would vouch for me (if she were here http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif)

BeastMaster
07-07-2000, 04:20 PM
The power to freeze (and unfreeze) time. Very practical and very cool.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Dave Maul
07-07-2000, 04:22 PM
I just wanted to be the one who posted the 100th reply. Wahoo!

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Dave Maul

Commander 598
07-08-2000, 12:20 AM
Ability to change weather and atmospoheric conditions(Lets barbecue on a rainy day http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif).
[font size=15>[b]WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![b]</font]
*Dances around like drooling idiot for 24 hours*

Thank you everyone thank you and thanks lightbulba for choosing me...

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I like to defeat my opponents the old fashioned way...Brutaly