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08-24-2001, 12:09 AM
There is a new virus going around, called "work".

If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "Sorry... I'm off to the pub". The "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three bottles of beer.

After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you. Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.

08-24-2001, 01:10 AM
YES! I will! And if the guy won't let me in cus I'm only 17, I'll politely pass the virus warning on to him too! Thank you for enlightening me!

Hehe Good one, thats rather funny :)

On the serious side.....
And I'm proud to say I'm waiting till I'm 21 to follow your advise. Wouldn't want to get anyone in trouble, now would we? ;)

08-24-2001, 01:51 AM
I'm confused :confused: Is this really a virus or Jackals odd humor? ;)

08-24-2001, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Kvan
I'm confused :confused: Is this really a virus or Jackals odd humor? ;)

#1) I have a feeling its humor ;) (I'd sound pretty dumb if it wasen't, wouldn't I?)

#2) I'm really worried about those computer viruses that come in paper-form :rolleyes:

08-24-2001, 08:18 AM

Wraith 5
08-24-2001, 08:51 AM
kvan you don't have a job yet do you...

Jackal good one!!!

Admiral Odin
08-24-2001, 12:16 PM
But the work Viruse for me gives me money, sweet money to buy GB with :D

08-24-2001, 12:41 PM
I've been saving $40.00 bucks for a game like GB, my whole life ;)

Tie Guy
08-24-2001, 03:32 PM
I think i have a virus that is very close to work, it is called school ;)

08-24-2001, 04:18 PM
School and virus are too different kinds of virus. The School might cause some internal bleeding.

Unfortunatly for me, I have both :eek:

However, I am lucky in a way to announce I am not under the wife bug. (though I do have a g/f, it is not as dangerous, but it can still make you very sick)

I hope everybody takes in lightly. It's just a joke after all.

xwing guy
08-24-2001, 06:12 PM
I already have the school virus too b/c I'm only 13 so I have to go to school. What do you suggest for the school virus jackal?

08-24-2001, 06:27 PM
i'm heavily into the Work virus. The g/f virus just reared it's ugly (well, ok, beautiful!) head just recently.
good humour..