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Garindan
02-06-2001, 01:08 AM
http://www.tiecorps.org/rosters/personnel.asp?record=6170

it's in TIE Fighter, i joined the tiecorps and my ship is a Missile Boat! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

BeastMaster
02-09-2001, 02:45 PM
Got it.

*produces comlink*
All batteries, target that missile boat and fire!

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Garindan
02-09-2001, 03:37 PM
I don't think they'd catch up to those amazing SCRAM jets. ;p

Pedro The Hutt
02-09-2001, 07:48 PM
Wait, I'll get my team of Wookie's piloting X-Wings again. (Remember that topic http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

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No!
I am your father.

Garindan
02-09-2001, 08:33 PM
too late, i've activated my hyperdrive engines, oh, and you know that interdictor cruisers you sent after me, well, i just detonated the bomb, and i had a camera inside the interdictor, and when i pressed the detonation button, it showed a huge explosion, which means that the gravity well generators are off-line...permanately!

I win.

Pedro The Hutt
02-09-2001, 10:17 PM
Not really, I had a nice old cruiser put nicely in place of your hyperspace vector, wich means that it will create a so called hyperspace shadow wich will end your trip once and for all. I may have a huge hole in that old cruiser now, but at least your ship is destroyed. Mwaaaahahahaaaaaa!

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No!
I am your father.

Garindan
02-09-2001, 11:04 PM
You didn't actually think that was me, did you? That was the decoy i sent! Right now I'm refueling on tatooine.

Jawamaster
02-09-2001, 11:14 PM
You sound like a couple of kids playing power Rangers.

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Jawamaster

oninosensi
02-10-2001, 12:52 AM
Must I unlease my ewoks?

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

Boba Rhett
02-10-2001, 01:13 AM
*Prepares ewoks for battle*

paulbarnard
02-10-2001, 03:52 AM
Oh god, TIE Corps with its infernal 1000+ members and incredibly high turnover rate. *sighs*

[This message has been edited by paulbarnard (edited February 10, 2001).]

Jawamaster
02-10-2001, 03:34 PM
Yzzum

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Jawamaster

Pedro The Hutt
02-10-2001, 07:38 PM
Yes Oninosensi, release the Ewoks, I hope that you remembered to tell one of them to hide in his cockpit and strike when he wasn't paying attention!

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No!
I am your father.

Garindan
02-11-2001, 12:47 AM
oh, that ewok is dead, i sprayed some ewok repellant and had some ewok poison all around the cockpit http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

Jawamaster
02-11-2001, 12:52 AM
What do Ewoks eat besides corncakes and people?

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Jawamaster

Boba Rhett
02-11-2001, 01:12 AM
Corncake people.

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Garindan
02-11-2001, 05:40 PM
they eat AT-ST laser fire, too bad for them that it's poisonous.

Pedro The Hutt
02-11-2001, 08:20 PM
Hey Garindan, I asked Paul if I could borrow one of his Noghri's. You might never know when they will strike without you hearing it!
Let's see, that will be in 5,4,3,2,1... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif
Mwaaaahahahaaaaaa

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No!
I am your father.

Garindan
02-11-2001, 08:54 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Ejection seat malfunction} NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

{Self-destruct sequence activated} *Gulp*

{Just kidding} Stupid malfunctioning console!

paulbarnard
02-12-2001, 05:33 PM
Gorran and Movek (my 2 Noghri friends) are fight here. I don't know what the hell you are talking about pedro.

Pedro The Hutt
02-12-2001, 08:30 PM
AARRRGGG! Then I'll have to rely on my secret weapon. I'll get my Golden Retriever(named: Akira) to lick Garindan untill he screams for mercy! Mwaaahahahaaa.

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No!
I am your father.

Boba Rhett
02-12-2001, 08:52 PM
I thought I was your secret weapon!!
If i'm not your secret weapon, who's secret weapon am I?

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Garindan
02-12-2001, 09:09 PM
i'm not afraid of dogs, i have a lab, you'll need to do better than that!

Boba Rhett
02-12-2001, 09:33 PM
I wanna be someones secret weapon. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif

paulbarnard
02-13-2001, 05:24 PM
I see Meike names the pets too. If you need to be some one's secret weapon, I can always use more.

Pedro The Hutt
02-13-2001, 08:10 PM
Yeah, another JK.net forums member at Knight Watch would be nice.
DAMN, I SHALL CALL FORTH SAILOR MEIKE! SHE SHALL RANT HER INFERNAL ANIME RUBBISH UNTILL THE END OF TIME! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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No!
I am your father.

BeastMaster
02-14-2001, 01:19 PM
That's not a weapon; most of us can keep right up with her!

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Pedro The Hutt
02-14-2001, 04:40 PM
I surrender, Garindan may have won the battle, but the (Star) war in not over yet. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

Boba Rhett
02-14-2001, 08:02 PM
Hey, he didn't win! I'm still fighting!

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Pedro The Hutt
02-14-2001, 08:55 PM
Allright, I WITHDRAW MY SURRENDER, LET THE BATTLE CONTINUE! We shall not stop untill we see imperial blood!

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No!
I am your father.

Boba Rhett
02-15-2001, 01:19 AM
*chucks a bowl of jello at Garindans head*

*gives Pedro an atomic wedgie*

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

oninosensi
02-15-2001, 02:20 AM
OK! That does it!!!


RELEASE THE EWOKS!!!!!!


HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

Garindan
02-15-2001, 11:51 AM
don't worry, i've got my Cyborrean Battle dog with me, he'll take care of those ewoks.

p.s. what's that weird dog thing in the 3do templates in mots? i'd really like to know.

Pedro The Hutt
02-15-2001, 04:12 PM
Hah, my pants are wedgie-proof!
*Quickly draws blaster and fires a shot at Garindan* http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif BTW, in case you didn't notice, my Wookies have landed by now. And they are after you.(and serve as protection for the ewoks)

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
02-15-2001, 06:47 PM
Wedgie-proof pants are illegal...*rips them off*...AHH!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!

Pedro The Hutt
02-15-2001, 08:59 PM
Yup, good thing I allways have reflective underpants below my wedgie-proof pants. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/cool.gif Better get sunglasses, they don not only reflect, but they also concentrate the light.

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No!
I am your father.

Boba Rhett
02-15-2001, 09:19 PM
*Gets flamethrower and sprays pedro with a healthy blast a liquid fire and melts the reflective pants onto him*

Pedro The Hutt
02-16-2001, 07:44 PM
That was my hologram-decoy, I am already back in my complete New Republican uniform! BTW, Boba, is it me, or are you just freelancing in this battle. *Sends a small team of Wookies after Boba, while the rest keeps hunting for Garindan* http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

Boba Rhett
02-16-2001, 09:52 PM
Of course i'm freelancing!!! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif *small team of wookies arrives* *Rhett finds them rather weak and not as smart or as tall as chewy.* *Rhett rips them all a new one* Now i'm coming after you Pedro!! *Programs portrable satallite guided rocket to seek and dystroy Pedro and his little suit!!*

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Garindan
02-16-2001, 10:30 PM
hey, if you haven't noticed, the bacta you're using to heal your injuries is actually making them worse. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

Oh, those wookies, well, i happened to deceive them and now they're my friends and i'm paying them with alot of my money i get from spying (if you haven't hear, i'm pretty rich from spying), and i sent the wookies after you.

Pedro The Hutt
02-16-2001, 10:34 PM
*quickly blasts the satalite out of the sky, and that blast signalled the remaining Wookies to stop acting and tare Garindan to shreds http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif* Man, who needs an RPG, this is lots more fun! Hmmm... those Wookies came in X-wings, I'll use one of them to hunt down Rhett.*starts thinking on wether to really get in the X-Wing or not*Hmmm...*kicks his "little grey cells" into 6th gear.*

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No!
I am your father.

Garindan
02-16-2001, 10:54 PM
Do you know the difference between a decoy and the real thing?????!!!?!!!

When those wookies attacked, the decoy (which was a droid with a self destruct which i had the detonator remote to) blew up. I was originally going to go with the wookies to oversee them destroy you, but i learned of your plan when one of the wookies was sleep talking,and so when they were asleep i sent my replica droid of myself and it said i was turning myself over to you, and you then told the wookies to attack "me" but instead they attacked the droid, the detonator goes off, and now there are less wookies in the galaxy. Well, you did save yourself, i was planning to get up close to you and with the wookies nearby have the whole thing blow up and destroy your ship and yourself as well as the wookies!

Boba Rhett
02-17-2001, 02:03 AM
*Rhett is to big and powerful for the wookies* Bring em on!!! I'll take them on with one hand tied behind my back!!
I don't even need weapons!! *plans on how he will pick pedro up when he finds him and snap him over his knee like a twig* *same thing goes for Garindan* *Walks onto the battlefield with nothing but a blood lust..*

Pedro The Hutt
02-17-2001, 06:10 AM
ONINOSENSI! Where are those Ewoks!?!?
I'll quickly get in my X-Wing and start the hunt, lets see, 6 Proton Torpedos left, should be enough http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif.

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No!
I am your father.

BeastMaster
02-19-2001, 01:38 PM
*Trickster's Justice destroys all spacecraft in the area, then blasts the planet's surface from orbit, before vanishing into hyperspace*

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Boba Rhett
02-19-2001, 02:36 PM
*flys up beside Beasts ship. Rips a hole in the cockpit and proceeds to skin beast alive and while he's still squirming, eats his brains*

BeastMaster
02-19-2001, 06:24 PM
Unfortunately, my ship (which is over a mile long and studded with turbolasers, BTW) has already vanished into hyperspace. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Boba Rhett
02-19-2001, 09:25 PM
Good thing a through a tracker bug on to it.

Kurgan
02-19-2001, 09:32 PM
Do you guys have to be so graphic? Next thing you know we'll have people complaining about death threats*


*j/k.. maybe not just kidding, take what you want out of that..

paulbarnard
02-20-2001, 05:00 AM
If they complain, crucify them along side those M-O-N lovers.

Kurgan
02-20-2001, 04:47 PM
(*Kurgan continues to debate with brick wall*)
doh...