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Jawamaster
02-11-2001, 02:03 AM
Here is a poem I wrote cuz i was really bored and had absolutely nothing else to do.

Half Jawa, Half man
He roams the desert, he rules the land
He journeys far, he travels near
Nothing does this Jawa fear
He raises blade above his head,
Slashes down, Krayt Dragon dead
He emerges from the desert land,
Dragon skull lay in his hand
He ventures through the sandy sea
For their lives, great warriors plea
Never stopping, never slowing
Hot and tired, he keeps on going
Of the Sith, he is the master
Causing foes complete disaster
Darth master of the Sith,
To most beings, is a myth
Darth Jawaman deep and cold,
Is more than a story that is to be told
-Jawaman aka Joey Medina

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Jawamaster

Boba Rhett
02-11-2001, 02:07 AM
That's pretty cool! But I know what jawas are really like. Disgusting, stinky, little vermin....

Pedro The Hutt
02-11-2001, 11:26 AM
Yeah, nice poem!

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No!
I am your father.

Garindan
02-11-2001, 06:39 PM
i suggest you add it to your sig!

BeastMaster
02-11-2001, 06:41 PM
Methinks the poem's a little big,
Certainly too long for a mere sig.


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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

paulbarnard
02-12-2001, 06:23 PM
I think he met the title: Darth Jawaman, Krayt Dragon Slayer

Jedi SuperBuen
02-14-2001, 01:02 AM
how about Darth Jawamaster: Hero-of-the-posting-of-all-and-any-topic-even-if-he-doesn't-have-a-clue
what-the-post-is-about-but-he'll-post-anyways-because-heck-he-feels-like
it-and-well-what-would-we-do-without-knowing-he-likes-a-chick-he-saw-once
at-costco-of-all-places

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

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You can do it your own way
Just as long as it's done just how I say...

[This message has been edited by Jedi SuperBuen (edited February 13, 2001).]

Boba Rhett
02-14-2001, 01:54 AM
FOFL!! *Falls On Floor Laughing*

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

Jawamaster
02-15-2001, 11:46 PM
That title fits me perfectly!!!!!

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Jawamaster

Jedi SuperBuen
02-16-2001, 12:43 PM
http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif Glad you like it Jawamaster!

hehehehehehehe you should add it to your sig!

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You can do it your own way
Just as long as it's done just how I say...

WeedSmoker
02-16-2001, 03:59 PM
Yeah!
I'm a real hip-hopper,
Yeah!
Get some new Blue Blockers(tm)!
Yeah!
I'm a real hip-hopper,
Yeah!
Get yourself some new Blue Blockers(tm)!
Yeah!
You know I'm a real hip-hopper!
(and get some new Blue Blockers(tm))
Oooooh yeah...

Pedro The Hutt
02-16-2001, 09:08 PM
Yeah!
I think that I am going to hop over to this hipper and kick his butt staight to the moon! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif
Yeah!

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No!
I am your father.

[This message has been edited by Pedro The Hutt (edited February 16, 2001).]

paulbarnard
02-17-2001, 03:46 AM
This ought to be funny...

Jawamaster
02-23-2001, 12:35 AM
Yeah!

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Jawamaster

paulbarnard
02-23-2001, 03:52 AM
Not to mention pathetic...