View Full Version : Inane Rants, Volume II

05-15-2001, 09:47 PM
I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
'Cause I grabbed the mic and try to say, " Yes y'all!"
They tried to take it, and say that I'm too small
Cool, 'Cause I don't get upset
I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet
Back to the lab ...without a mic to grab
So then I add all the rhymes I had
One after the other one, then I make another one
To dis the opposite then ask if the brother's done
I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine
But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean?
I'm raging, ripping up the stage and
Don't it sound amazing 'cause every rhyme is made and
Thought of, Cuz it's sort of...an addiction,
Magnatized by the mixing
Vocals, vocabulary, your verses, you're stuck in
The mic is a drano, volcanoes erupting,
Rhymes overflowing, gradually growing
Everything is written in the cold, so it can coincide,
my thoughts to guide,
48 tracks to slide
The invincible, microphone fiend Kylilin
Spread the word, 'cause I'm in
A smooth operator operating correctly,
But back to the problem, I gotta habit,
You can't solve it, silly rabbit
The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough when
I fiend for a microphone like herion
Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix
Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix
And I'll put you in a mood or is it a state of
unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator!
A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon
An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping
You see a part of me that you never seen
When I'm fiending for a microphone, I'm the microphone fiend...

05-16-2001, 12:40 PM
There is now a seperate forum (for idiot) posts like this.

05-16-2001, 01:22 PM
it is too bad that you have to be so uptight about it, I was just trying to break the monotony of this forum, since I haven't read an interesting post in a while. so, i will post whatever i want, and you will do nothing about it.

Pedro The Hutt
05-16-2001, 03:20 PM
Right on Kylilin, We have freedom of speech, let's use it. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

I am your father.

Boba Rhett
05-16-2001, 04:12 PM
Dear Sirs,

Please excuse Paul for being this way. When he was little he sat on a broom stick and he's been like this ever since.

Pauls Parents


I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.

05-16-2001, 04:22 PM
Hey, lay off Paul, he was just released by kidnappers a couple of weeks ago and all they got was a lousy pepperoni pizza for him!!! He should have been worth more!

Boba Rhett
05-16-2001, 05:02 PM
Yeah, at least two or three pizzas. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

05-16-2001, 05:18 PM
forget 2 or 3 pizzas, he should've gotten a pizza buffet!

05-17-2001, 01:53 PM
http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Broomstick... Hehehe Buffet... Hehehe http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

05-17-2001, 04:06 PM
Meanwhile, back on the planet Earth...

Boba Rhett
05-17-2001, 04:33 PM
Pfft. Who needs reality!?! Not me!

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I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.