View Full Version : Lets make a story(has to be Star Wars related)
08-10-2001, 09:06 PM
Okay first one to break the story chain loses. I'll start off and dont make the posts too long! :) A long time ago in a galxy far, far away.... Han Solo was flying in the Millenion Falcon with Chewbacca to find Princess Leia when suddenly their ship crash landed on a strange world called Placeabo......
08-10-2001, 09:16 PM
Then they took off as they always do or else Luke got a vision and got his leg cut off trying to save them.....
08-10-2001, 09:23 PM
He was limping back to falcon when suddenly an ewok jumped up and ate his other leg and luke fell to the ground useless...
08-11-2001, 12:43 AM
Then a dark jedi cut off his arms, and left him lying there crying "I can still fight! Where are you going!?"
Meanwhile Han and Chewie get p***ed off and leave without him.... ;)
08-11-2001, 02:39 AM
Chewie say something to Han, Han looks up in time to see a StarDestroyer entering Placeabo's air space. They find themselfs running as Stormtroopers find the wrecked falcon....
[ August 10, 2001: Message edited by: Zell Raider ]
08-11-2001, 03:44 AM
And start auctioning it to the highest bidder :D
08-11-2001, 01:39 PM
On the brigde of the Star desrtroyer (named Cookamonga, BTW), the evil Loerd Vader is finished crushing the life out of Jar Jar Binks, and looks over to the auction.
"I said I want that ship!" he yells, and out bids them all!
08-11-2001, 02:32 PM
"Sold! To the Gentleman at the back with a bad throat,' said the auctioner. Vader danced a joyful jig to celebrate, and ran on board his latest purchase. He ran through the small halls, when he heard a hollow thump. He looked down at his feet and noticed a smuggling hatch. He opened it to his curiosity, and inside was...
08-11-2001, 05:58 PM
"I am here to take the mystique out of the Force, and ruin Star Wars!" he cried as leaped out of the hatch, kicked Luke's arm aside, and swung his saber at Vader.
08-11-2001, 07:13 PM
'Not if I can do it first!' shouted a Trooper that had followed Darth Vader on board the Falcon. He threw off his helmet to reveal his face... George Lucas!
While Darth Midiclorin was distracted, Vader...
Pedro The Hutt
08-11-2001, 07:23 PM
sliced of his head with his saber! "All too easy" he said.
08-11-2001, 07:29 PM
After which he said "Apology accepted, George Lucas!" He then retreated to the Cookamonga using the Force to lift the Falcon. On the Cookamonga he preceeded to....
08-11-2001, 08:48 PM
Order the construction of the Death Wanker, a device so horridly powerful it can't be described.
"I want you to find Han Solo, and bring me the head of William Riker!" Vader yelled at his troopers.
"But Lord Vader, their is no such person!" Captian Prime informed him fearfully.
Vader looked at him furiously and-
Uutont Fær Uulion
08-11-2001, 10:17 PM
..stormed off. leaving Captain Prime standing there. Vader moved slowly down the ranks looking for a replacement for Captain Prime when...
08-11-2001, 11:10 PM
When he walked into a dark room and someone turned on the lights "Surprise!!!" they all yelled and there was a big cake with pink icing. "My favourite! How did you know?" asked darth vader. Then he remebered it wasn't his birthday....
08-11-2001, 11:45 PM
And used his Force Fongggin ability to splatter the assassin inside the cake, a clone of the infamous Captian Vader!!
"You will never replace me!" the real Darth Vader told him as Captian Vader begain to beg for his life. "You will pay the price for you insolence"
Vader inginited his saber and cut the clone into several large hunks, then turned to his troops and said:
Pedro The Hutt
08-12-2001, 03:45 PM
GET ME A SHRUBBERY!
08-12-2001, 05:39 PM
at which point Vader's trusted assistant Balderick gave Vader his contribution to the party.........a pair of extremely smelly pants which Vader had forgot to put in the dry cleaner for many a light year.
Vader turned and said......
[ August 12, 2001: Message edited by: andy_nighthawk ]
08-12-2001, 07:53 PM
"I wanted a shrubbery, you k'niggit!"
With that, he force gripped the smelly pants and flung into space, where they plummeted through Placebo's atmoshpere and killed a pssing ewok chewing noisely on a leg bone.
Han turned to Chewie and asked: "Did you hear something?"
Chewie looked over and-
08-12-2001, 09:25 PM
yelped in his normal manner to which Han replied "You done a Wookiee fart, gee that.........."
08-13-2001, 08:16 AM
It really stinks! Han was knocked unconsious from the fart and was out for three days. Chewie blushing like mad was left at the controls and he took them to Kasshyk where they got captured by a Trandoshan called....
08-13-2001, 11:13 AM
Jossk, a clone of the notorius Bossk. He tortured them by tickling Chewbacca's feet. Chewbacca, unable to cope with so much laughter.....
08-13-2001, 12:53 PM
...spontaneously conbusted. Han screamed out, and after a long battle (which I don't have space to tell you about) emerged victorious. He stole Jossk's ship and set a direct course to...
08-13-2001, 02:09 PM
Skippy-Chan, the newly discovered Home world of the Fizxi Vong, a splinter group of the invaders that loves to party!
He couldn't beleive his eyes! Brushing charred wookie off his hair, Han joined in, got ripped, and found Leia with-
Uutont Fær Uulion
08-13-2001, 05:11 PM
a plate full of cookies that someone had unconveniently passed to her. upon see Han she immediately passed the cookies to him.
He grabbed one and...
08-13-2001, 06:38 PM
said "Chocolate chip! My favorate!"
08-13-2001, 07:05 PM
But Han tossed them away, disdraught. "Cookies? You left me for cookies?" He pulled his blaster. "Chewie loved cookies, now he's... *sob*.. Chewie... cookies..."
He rasied his weapon and fired at-
08-13-2001, 07:09 PM
A stormtrooper who apeared around a courner! The sizzling bolt of energy blasted against the stormtroopers armer and the stormtrooper flew against the wall. suudenly without warning....
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08-13-2001, 08:44 PM
A very old & crazy hermit named Pinaka who claimed to be a captain of a security force strode brandishing a blaster."Who stole my cookies"he said. After which...
08-13-2001, 08:53 PM
Han threw the plate of cookies in Pinaka's face, grabbed Leia's arm and dashed out to the Falcon only to discover that....
08-14-2001, 12:49 AM
Darth Vader had the Falcon on the Cookamonga!!
"Well, that just sucks!" he cried, and shot a nearby ewok as it was pulling out a can opener and a spork.
Leia looked up at him, "Thank you for killing that ugly ecuse for a teddy bear. Now put up your blaster and get out your-"
08-14-2001, 04:57 AM
"Wallet" with this Leia took Hans drivers license because she had her license taken away cause she was speeding. And stole Jossk's ship from han.There was a bad smell from the wookie fart so she passed out...
Boba Fat :D
08-14-2001, 01:24 PM
Causing Jossk's ship to spiral out of control and crash into a pool filled with lime Jell-o and cookies.
"Well, now how am I going to get off this hunk of fruit cake?" Han wondered outloud. Just then, he noticed something staring at hime from the shadows.
He pointed his blaster at it, and yelled "Step out now!"
08-14-2001, 05:19 PM
the big blue furry thing stepped out into the light and yelled:
"I AM THE COOKIE MONSTER!"
Han continued to hold his blaster and-
[ August 14, 2001: Message edited by: andy_nighthawk ]
08-14-2001, 05:25 PM
Blasted the thing into a smoldering lump of ashes! :)
Suddenly he felt a hard object strike his head and he fell into blackness....
[ August 14, 2001: Message edited by: Gabrobot ]
08-14-2001, 10:44 PM
And woke up dangling above the torso and head of Luke Skywalker (Skyflopper?)
"luke!" han cried out
"You scruffy nerfherderr! You left me for ewok lunch! So I joined with the dark jedi who cut off my arms, and now I am going to let the ewoks eat you!" Using the force, Luke lifted C-3PO off the ground and smacked Han with him again. Luke cackeled.
"Now you'll feel the full power of-"
08-15-2001, 04:47 PM
"The salad shooter!" Luke Laughed, as the dark jedi Snarf Wibble walked up, clutching a handleful of veggies.
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08-17-2001, 11:49 AM
At which point the Genetically modified ingredients in the Salad shooter made it transform into-
Uutont Fær Uulion
08-17-2001, 03:34 PM
a gigantic mutated slightly greenish pile of bean dip. Then the bean dip began to...
08-17-2001, 08:12 PM
Luke Flyswater ( :D ) suddenly cried out as....
08-17-2001, 11:23 PM
An ewok begain to munch on his spleen! The dark jedi quickly made it into steaks with his lightsaber.
"Eat that one!" The dark jedi yelled, pointing at the dangling Solo.
Just then, the hoard of evil cutsy ewoks jumped up and-
08-19-2001, 01:23 AM
Ran out the door without thanking her. Lie was furious so she decided to go on a mission by herself to get back at Han for not thanking her for the cookie.
08-19-2001, 01:23 AM
Ran out the door without thanking her. Leia was furious so she decided to go on a mission by herself to get back at Han for not thanking her for the cookie.
08-19-2001, 05:56 PM
Leia decided it would be could to make han jealous by doing the same thing as she'd done before.........kissing luke.
han heard about this wherever he was and said-
08-19-2001, 11:14 PM
"D*** it! That's it I'm killing that Flyswater kid!"
To which luke replied "You will find that I can still fight!"
Looking at him Han said "With what? Your head?!"
Han raised his blaster and blasted Luke into a smoldering heap. :)
Returning his blaster to his holster he....
08-20-2001, 12:58 PM
08-20-2001, 02:37 PM
Leia freaked and went to go jump off a planet.
08-21-2001, 11:13 AM
at which point luke's ghost appeared and shouted:
"NO LEIA, DON'T DO IT!"
Pedro The Hutt
08-21-2001, 02:13 PM
Then Leia sighed and said "But..."
08-21-2001, 02:48 PM
"Han's gone!" she sobbed.
"No I'm not!" said a voice.
Leia turned and saw Han the Ghost. Han saw Luke and said, "I could bash your ghostly head in, but right now, Darth Vader is planning to assassinate Leia.
Leia and Luke gasped and Leia said...
08-21-2001, 04:31 PM
"I need to call the Ghostbusters I see!"
08-28-2001, 01:07 PM
at which point the green slimy thing came onto the scene, saw leia and immediately started trying to 'ride' her.
Leia screamed and said-
08-28-2001, 01:33 PM
"Help me, OnlyOneCanoli, your my only hope!"
At which point she slapped the green goo getting fresh with her, and succeded in only coverinng herself more.
08-29-2001, 11:13 PM
And suddenly the Ghostbusters showed up, and blasted her to atoms with their cosmic nuclear ion backpack devices that had caused another universe to collapse.
"Oops" said Spanglesh, and turned to Bill Murry and said:
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