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08-30-2001, 11:50 AM
...i'll never come back here.
I challenge you to think of 100 different ways to kill jar jar. (piece of cake)
So everyone writes one down.
("Run over by a jeep" is the same as "run over by a tank", so the second one doesnt count.)
Here's one to start with:
Darth Maul uses him for lightsaber practice, but he just won't die until he's chopped in tiny little pieces(so it should take about 5 hours)! he can feel the pain though... :D
08-30-2001, 01:53 PM
Without getting too graphic and nasty, I'd say force grip would do the job nicely.
08-30-2001, 02:54 PM
pulped in elephant stampede. :D
08-30-2001, 06:17 PM
stoned slowly to death, with blunt stones.
08-30-2001, 06:37 PM
Dropped off a Star Destroyer, and into space... without a suit :D
08-30-2001, 07:24 PM
Make him eat 2000 Cadbury Cream Eggs.
08-30-2001, 07:45 PM
Uutont Fær Uulion
08-30-2001, 08:28 PM
turned into goo and stuffed in a jar
08-30-2001, 09:49 PM
stoned slowly to death, with blunt stones???
im modifying that...
STONED SLOWLY TO DEATH, WITH BLUNTS AND BONGS.
...i dont think bacta will cure his lung cancer.....
08-30-2001, 10:29 PM
Blast him into obliviion with the Death Star.
08-31-2001, 12:52 AM
Wrap his tounge aropund the exhaust pipe of a swoop, and drap him through the forests of endor at high speed.
Then run him over with a tank. :D
08-31-2001, 03:58 AM
blow him away with a concussion rifle
08-31-2001, 01:17 PM
Jedi 4, the reason for my choice is that it takes AGES to kill him and everyone gets a chance to take their anger out on Jar Jar SO EVERYBODY WINS :D even jar jar, cause after he saw his performance on episode 1 he started trying to OD on wood polish cleaner.
08-31-2001, 01:50 PM
Marinated in sulons fuel station's finest fuel! :p :)
08-31-2001, 02:19 PM
Speared and eaten by ewoks.
08-31-2001, 02:57 PM
use him as an achery target
WITH USING A LIGTSABER BOW :D :mad:
08-31-2001, 05:09 PM
Edited using JED.
Death by lag.
Have the MotS "falling bug" happen to him over and over.
Stepping on stack of 30 mines while standing next to fire barrels in Bespin Mining Station.
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