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darthfergie
08-13-2001, 11:37 AM
the hyperdrive unit...

xwing guy
08-13-2001, 11:38 AM
And now that the hyperdrive was damaged they had to set down on Tattoine to repair it.

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-13-2001, 12:03 PM
unfortunately han didnt realize that he set the falcon down on dengar's hide away and now dengar couldn't get out unless. . .

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 12:39 PM
He tunneled so tunnel he did all the way to the Tatoine Imperial Garisson...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-13-2001, 12:58 PM
Where he found out that it had been converted into a roast beef storage facilty. While his food needs were over there was still the problem of . . .

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 01:00 PM
idiotic stormtroopers all around. So...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-13-2001, 01:19 PM
he put on his old imperial officer uniform and walked around the camp stufing a grenade under each troopers helmet and was about to detonate them when. . .

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 01:25 PM
Han Solo ran over him with a speeder...

Darth_Rommel
08-13-2001, 01:26 PM
But with Chewie dead Han didn't have the heart to detonate the grenades, so he ran away to...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-13-2001, 02:00 PM
the wampa cave on hoth where. . .

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 03:16 PM
He found Luke hanging upside down. "I'll help you Luke". "No Han your ruining the scene". "What Scene??" all of the sudden...

Boba Rhett
08-13-2001, 07:00 PM
they all realized they were just on the set of a movie so they.....

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 07:07 PM
Turned around...Oh No it was the WAMPA from the movie!!!

Boba Rhett
08-13-2001, 07:18 PM
So Luke yelled at the man to get out of the costume because it was making Han cry but the man refused so Luke took his saber out and.....

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 07:20 PM
Cut off his arm. Han and Luke ran out of the cave in a hurry and...

Tie Guy
08-13-2001, 08:56 PM
fell off a cliff. So luke tried to sow back on his arm but he accidentally.....

Boba Rhett
08-13-2001, 09:03 PM
sowed Hans arm on himself instead and Han's arm was way to harry and muscular to be Lukes. So he had to....

Tie Guy
08-13-2001, 09:06 PM
cut it off again. But, he accidentally cut off his other arm, which made him become very angry and......

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-13-2001, 10:26 PM
he accidentally cut off his leg, which Han gave to the inflatable MD droid in his pocket to sow on him. . .

Tie Guy
08-13-2001, 10:37 PM
But the droid accidentally sowed it on backwars, so, luke cut the backwards one off again. Then he destroyed the droid, but he accidentally....

Boba Rhett
08-13-2001, 10:46 PM
cut his other leg off so he leaned over and woke up Han so Han could help him but han had lost his.....

darthfergie
08-13-2001, 11:09 PM
his marbles in the accident and was looking for them all around...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 12:08 AM
untill Luke pointed out to him that the marbles would fall faster than him because Luke had activated his micro-chute earlier, and so

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 12:27 AM
Luke meditated..."where are Han's marbles...they are there" and he pointed to a...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 12:37 AM
Large pile of bantha dung! Han quickly unstraped from the micro-chute and plumeted into the dung while Luke was trying to open the creamed corn for dinner. . .

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 12:41 AM
but couldn't get the lid open because Artoo Hadn't put him back together yet (like he did:c3po: ) So he droped the can...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 12:46 AM
right onto Han whcih jammed him into the dung, but he hit a marble after going a few feet down only to realize that. . .

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 12:57 AM
they weren't his marbles...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 01:00 AM
it was Lukes hand that Vader had cut off before! Sure it was dirty, but not that dirty! Suddenly something began to fall. . .

Gamma732
08-14-2001, 01:00 AM
They were Luke's marbles. Han looked to Luke and realized that Luke's marbles really belonged to......

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 01:03 AM
the AT-AT that was right beside the dung pile. . .

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 09:50 AM
So they hoped in the At-At. But Han had to go in the back because of his stench and off they went to look for Han's Marbles when...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 10:21 AM
the AT-AT slipped on something. It was. . .

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 10:28 AM
Dengar's now mashed body so they kept going until Luke felt them...Han's marbles... they were...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 10:39 AM
rattling around below. Luke climbed out and found out that Dengar was still pasted to the foot, but in his pack were Han's marbles! He went to tell Han, who was now feeling quite sick. . .

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 10:43 AM
but he made his best effort to get the Marbles and finally got them and went back onboard the At-At. Luke asked him" Why do you need your marbles so much?" Han replied...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 11:01 AM
"Leia would KILL me if I came home without my marble! Why last time I came home without them was. . ."

Tie Guy
08-14-2001, 12:30 PM
yesterday. Suddenly, the ATAT began to shake violently because........

Gamma732
08-14-2001, 12:44 PM
Dengar wasen't really dead, he detonated his last grenade, destroying the foot of the AT-AT. But they couldn't worry about that because......

Tie Guy
08-14-2001, 12:46 PM
there was a fire in the cabin already, and they were about ot explode. So they quickly.......

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 01:01 PM
activated the escape pod. But Lukes leg hadn't been sowed on well enough and so while they flew over and crased on the mtt that the hoth was now trying to eat, Dengar ran of into the woods with Luke's leg and. . .

Clefo
08-14-2001, 01:42 PM
Ate it! It was yummy

Gamma732
08-14-2001, 01:48 PM
So Han chased after Dengar. When he caught up with him, he attempted to remove one of Dengar's legs to replace the one he had eaten, however before Han could get the leg off..........

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 02:24 PM
Luke choped off Han's Leg in anger...

NEW SMILIES!!!!! :x-wing: :vsd: :thrawn:

Gamma732
08-14-2001, 02:30 PM
Having finally succeeded in removing one of Dengar's legs, Han began to mercilessly beat Luke over the head with Dengar's leg. Meanwhile, Dengar..................

Paragon_Leon
08-14-2001, 02:32 PM
...enlisted the help of his fellow bounty hunters by comlink...

darthfergie
08-14-2001, 02:35 PM
When they saw the problem the imediaty shot Dengar and ran off with all his money...

Tie Guy
08-14-2001, 05:35 PM
which was nothing at all. So Luke got tired of Han beating him with Dengar's leg and he used the force to....

Clefo
08-14-2001, 05:37 PM
*Sleazy voice* Transport to a tropical island filled with bikini babes.

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-14-2001, 05:49 PM
used the force to put Dengars leg on Han and put Han's leg on himself, because he liked Han's leg better. Han was furious and snatching Luke's lightsaber he cut off Luke's ear. . .

Clefo
08-14-2001, 05:55 PM
*Thats the third time my continuity's been ruined geez people try to keep some*

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-15-2001, 12:17 AM
and tried to use it to scoop up his marbles which. . .

Gamma732
08-15-2001, 12:21 AM
Were immediately stolen again, this time by Bossk. Bossk took the marbles and sold them at..........

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-15-2001, 12:47 AM
Mos Eisley for 20,000,000 ruples to a hairy. . .

Gamma732
08-15-2001, 12:58 AM
bald guy named Joe. Meanwhile, Han apologised to Luke for beating him senseless with Dengar's leg, then set off to search for his marbles once again, little did he know that.........

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-15-2001, 09:22 AM
that Bossk had bought a deep fry unit from another hairy bald guy and was on his way over to. . .

darthfergie
08-15-2001, 11:29 AM
Fry a wookie when Han jumpede out from the shadows and said...

Clefo
08-15-2001, 11:55 AM
"No one expects the Spainish Inquisition!"

darthfergie
08-15-2001, 11:58 AM
and Bossk was so enraged he slamed the deep fry on Han's head...

Gamma732
08-15-2001, 01:21 PM
Knocking Han uncoucious. Bossk immediately began to try to stuff Han into the deep fry when..........

darthfergie
08-15-2001, 01:22 PM
Chewie came out of nowhere and shot Bossk with his bowcaster...

Boba Rhett
08-15-2001, 02:05 PM
but Bossk only got a flesh wound!! So Bossk started to....

darthfergie
08-15-2001, 03:36 PM
Get mad and charged Chewie with the deep frier...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-15-2001, 04:09 PM
but Leia came up from behind and put a blaster bolt through his head, and then took a holo of Han in the fryer to show to. . .

Boba Rhett
08-15-2001, 07:22 PM
Luke so they could laught but there was somethin wrong with the camera so she got very upset and accidentally...

Tie Guy
08-15-2001, 09:06 PM
broke the camera into a million pieces. Satisfied with her destruction she quietly left to go to her...

darthfergie
08-15-2001, 11:01 PM
council of Doom ( the new diplomatic arm of the Republic)

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 12:01 AM
were she would plan her next attack on Coruscant but on the way.....

darthfergie
08-16-2001, 12:12 AM
She was sent a message...

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 12:31 AM
from R2. He was stuck on Endor and needed help because he hated Ewoks and he didn't know ho long he could go before he went on a murderous rampage. So Leia set course for Endor.

Gamma732
08-16-2001, 12:44 AM
But on the way there, her hyperdrive failed, so Leia was stranded at.........

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-16-2001, 12:53 AM
the Maw Installation until Booster arrived in the Errant Venture and took all of the the rest of the way to Endor. When the landed however, they discoverd that. . .

Gamma732
08-16-2001, 01:00 AM
IG-88 had beaten R2 to going on a murderous rampage, and kidnapped R2 and brought him to........

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 01:14 AM
his secret lair. Which wasn't very secret because everyone knew were it was so Leia arrived shortly and beat the circuts outa 88s head. She then saved R2 from the ugnaughts and took him to get his...

Gamma732
08-16-2001, 11:55 AM
to get his marbles back(yes, he had lost his as well), however Leia had no idea hwere to find them, so she asked..............

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 12:12 PM
Yoda if they could have his. He said sure then handed them over and ran giggling into the woods. Leia turned to R2 and said...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-16-2001, 12:18 PM
"Here you go R2, if you start levitating rocks we'll know why. . ." Then she was about to leave when Han and Luke met up with her bringing horrible news. . .

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 12:26 PM
Coruscant had been taken over by..... a giant ham sandwich! So they flew to Coruscant as fast as they could. When they got there....

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-16-2001, 12:29 PM
almost HALF of the planet was missing, an the giant ham sandwich was napping. The was only one thing left to do! Destroy the sandwich's reactor! Luke called in Rogue Squadron and they started in on their attack run. . .

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 12:41 PM
That's when they discovered the horrible truth. The ham sandwich wasn't merely a ham sandwich but a pimento loaf sandwich! They decided the best way to attack was to....

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-16-2001, 12:56 PM
to crash a ship into it. They rolled a pair of dice and Wedge had to do it so he warmed up his X-wing aimed at the sandwich and threw the hyperdrive lever! . .

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 01:05 PM
and went crashing into the sandwich. It had no effect!! So Luke got out his trusty...

Gamma732
08-16-2001, 03:26 PM
Knife that he bought off QVC late last night and attempted to slice the sandwich apart. However this also had no effect because.......

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-16-2001, 04:11 PM
He burped and dropped the knife, so he had to use his. . .

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 04:54 PM
giant spatula that he bought last night on the internet. He used the spatula to....

Gamma732
08-16-2001, 05:31 PM
try to toss the sandwich off of coruscant. However, he only flipped the sandwich and further damaged the planet. Since Luke was out of ideas, he asked Han to get..........

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 05:37 PM
a giant can of mayonase. When Han asked Luke what he need that for, he said.....

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 07:23 PM
he needed a snack so he got out a spoon and dug in. Han thought this was gross so he.....

darthfergie
08-16-2001, 07:27 PM
Got a big bottle of Ketchup...

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 08:13 PM
but not just any ketchup, the green kind of ketchup. When he put it on the sandwhich it was so afraid coz he didn't know that it was ketchup that it......

darthfergie
08-16-2001, 08:14 PM
Fired it's last pickel at Han...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-16-2001, 10:21 PM
before self-destructing. Now that the sandwich was gone Han still had the problem of the pickel until. . .

darthfergie
08-16-2001, 10:29 PM
Chewie jumped from nowhere and ate the pickel. He shreked in horror...That wasn't a dill pickel it was a...

Boba Rhett
08-16-2001, 10:41 PM
Incredibly old hot dog. So chewie had to run for the nearest bush because the hotdog made him.....

FlyBOy
08-16-2001, 10:44 PM
blind and he couldn't see where he was going, so he......

darthfergie
08-16-2001, 10:59 PM
ran into the nearest thorn bush which...

Tie Guy
08-16-2001, 11:12 PM
was not a thorn bush ar all. It was a horrible, ugly, evil organism known only as.......

darthfergie
08-16-2001, 11:30 PM
a scarimanga and it attacked Chewie with its...

Gamma732
08-16-2001, 11:34 PM
claws. Sensing Chewie's problem, Luke rushed over to save his friend, but inadvertantly chopped off chewie's leg when he swung at the bush. So chewie.......

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-17-2001, 12:34 AM
tore Luke's leg off and threatened to eat it until Han came over and made it fair by. . .

Boba Rhett
08-17-2001, 12:51 PM
Throwing Luke into the scarimanga too but this caused other problems by making.....

Tie Guy
08-17-2001, 05:15 PM
the scarimanga mad, and it ate our two heros with it's vicious.....

xwing guy
08-17-2001, 05:30 PM
claws, but before it could do that Leia showed up and shot the scarimange and killed it.

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-17-2001, 06:45 PM
it burped up Han and Luke (still holding Chewie's leg) and Chewie (still holding Luke's leg). They were all 3 covered in pasty orange goo (now we know how Jar Jar died) that stuck to everything. . .

Boba Rhett
08-17-2001, 08:10 PM
so they went swimming in a nearby lake but when they were almost done getting the Jar Jar goo off of them, a giant...

Tie Guy
08-17-2001, 09:09 PM
sea snail. It was getting closer and closer, and when it got almost on top of them it suddenly....

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-18-2001, 07:34 PM
EXPLODED! and they were all sticky, AGAIN. So Leia brought her GooGone-1000 and rinsed off Han, Luke and Chewie. They climbed back in the Falcon and flew to Endor to make some Ewok-cabobs, but when they got there. . .

Tie Guy
08-18-2001, 08:09 PM
endor and all it's moons were gone! Actually, they thought they saw a small moon.....

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-18-2001, 08:45 PM
so they went closer and found out that it WAS the Endor system. Chewie hadn't entered the coodinants right and they were a lightyear off from Endor. Han was so angry that he tore Chewie's arm off and. . .

Tie Guy
08-18-2001, 08:54 PM
beat him over the head with it until chewie got really mad and....

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-18-2001, 09:14 PM
tore Han's nose off and ate it. . .

Tie Guy
08-18-2001, 10:01 PM
but chewie choked on the nose and he had to....

darthfergie
08-19-2001, 06:09 PM
give up the story because it was petering out. So he thought up a new story that went like this...

Gamma732
08-19-2001, 07:14 PM
One day, Jabba was walking down the road(this was quite a feat considring the fact that Hutts lack legs), when he ran into his friend.........

Tie Guy
08-19-2001, 07:15 PM
Greedo, who had come back to life to tell him that.....

Gamma732
08-19-2001, 08:00 PM
he was supposed to be dead too. This comment angered Jabba, so he had the undead Greedo........

Boba Rhett
08-19-2001, 08:37 PM
revived then killed. The whole ordeal made jabba hungry so he....

Tie Guy
08-19-2001, 08:44 PM
revived Greedo again and ate him. He was satisfied now so went to.....

Gamma732
08-19-2001, 09:10 PM
Durga's palace, to show his fellow Hutt the incrediable feat he was preforming(walking). But since undead Durga(Yep, he's technically dead too) was a member of a rival clan, he............

xwing guy
08-19-2001, 09:15 PM
ate all of Jabba's frogs, and that made Jabba very angry so he...

Tie Guy
08-19-2001, 09:19 PM
revived Greedo again and ate him again :D Then he went off to kill Durga by.....

Gamma732
08-20-2001, 02:39 AM
summoning a legion of undead stormtroopers to storm Durga's palace. But unknown to the Hutts, deep in the forests of Dantooine.........

Tie Guy
08-20-2001, 03:56 PM
was a tree, but not just a normal tree, this was a tree with powers so unimaginable that you can't imagine them. I mean, it could.......

Boba Rhett
08-20-2001, 04:21 PM
Make twentythree Pb and J sandwiches at the same time! This power would enable him to...

Tie Guy
08-20-2001, 05:26 PM
eat a lot of PB&J sandwhichs so that leter in life he could gain the power of.....

Paragon_Leon
08-20-2001, 05:28 PM
...letting go of more gas than anyone could ever manage with a high midichlorian count. Which was what he did, and..

Tie Guy
08-20-2001, 06:19 PM
nothing happened. So, back to the undead legion of stormtroopers. They marched on Durga's palace intent on....

Master Yoda
08-20-2001, 07:24 PM
helping Durga eat dinner. Then they would..

Tie Guy
08-20-2001, 07:38 PM
keep feeding him until he exploded into a million.....

xwing guy
08-21-2001, 09:24 PM
pieces of hutt fat.

crazy_dog
08-22-2001, 11:41 AM
But then everyone who died came back to life again( :angel: ) and Leia decided to pose nude for [I]Playboy . George Lucas bought that magazine but ne-named it to "Attack of the Clones"

Mitth'raw'nuruodo
08-22-2001, 12:38 PM
But that was just in Jabba's dream. He awoke to find out that he had slept through the undead stormtrooper assult. The stormtroopers were all eaten and Durga fled to Endor. So Jabba. . .

Tie Guy
08-22-2001, 02:55 PM
promptly ended the story. :D

Maybe we should start a new one if we want to continue, this one is too wierd.

JEDI_MASTA
08-25-2001, 03:24 PM
one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when......

xwing guy
08-25-2001, 04:44 PM
He saw stormtroopers marching through the forest.

Wicket
08-26-2001, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by JEDI_MASTA
one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when......

EVIL!!!


He jumped on them an bit their legs off.

JEDI_MASTA
08-26-2001, 10:16 PM
so he threw a rock at them when they turned around......

Wicket
08-26-2001, 11:13 PM
and he used his evil ewok ju ju on then an turned them into midgets an he killed em with his stick an all the ewoks had dinner that night

JEDI_MASTA
08-28-2001, 01:52 PM
when suddenly they saw the death star



ps was it a "deleating stick" lol

Wicket
08-28-2001, 10:17 PM
why u obsessed with deleating sticks?

ANYWAYS...........


Wicket aimed his bum at the death star an proceded to fart at it. Every fart more worst then the last. Until the vapors from the gas had seeped through the walls of the death star and knocked out everyone who was aboard the ship

oninosensi
08-28-2001, 10:31 PM
Suddenly, Leia, (covered in lime jello), jumped up, and swatted the ewok with a lightsaber, cutting him into steak. "That is for eating luke's leg!" She yelled!

Wicket
08-28-2001, 10:41 PM
then yoda came outta know where an ripped the danishes off leia's head an feed them to Wicket. He came back together an was as strong as infinite ewoks combined. He grabbed the light saber an shoved it down leia's throut an ran away laughing like dr evil.


MWHAHAHAHAHA
MWAHahhahHAHA

Boba Rhett
08-28-2001, 10:47 PM
Fortunately the saber was off, so Leia took it out of her mouth, turned it on and chucked it at Yodas head. It hit him right in the back of the head and cut him cleanly in half. Leia then wnet over to Yodas corpse and.....

Wicket
08-28-2001, 10:49 PM
ate his ears and ripped off this white hair an taped it on her chin as a beard to get around in the death star without being noticed. She even took yoda's cuban cigars he had hiden in his cloak all these years. :tsk: :tsk: "shame shame" thought leia, "not sharing with everyone else" so she threw his head out into space just as.......

JEDI_MASTA
08-29-2001, 11:02 AM
yodas head sprouted a body and he used the force to return to the ground speaking in strange tounges he summoned..........

Wicket
08-29-2001, 05:02 PM
THE MIGHTY STEPHEN HAWKING. Hawking disobeyed yoda and confused him to death with his wits. Hawking ran around the death star saying "2+2 is 4, 2+2 is 4,''

Finally a stormtroppre took his glasses an broke them an shot Hawking up the nose with his "laser"

Then............

JEDI_MASTA
08-29-2001, 08:11 PM
then a lazer popped out of his butt. the starmtroopers were so amased that they all fainted then

Wicket
08-29-2001, 09:03 PM
JEDIA_MASTA spammed them to death







:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

God
08-29-2001, 09:20 PM
then zaphod beeblebrox
pealed the spam off of them and brought them back to life for...

Wicket
08-29-2001, 09:57 PM
scientific research for some odd reason. The stormtroppers where in the waiting room. "Dr. Coleman will see you now" said the reseptionist. WOW thought the troppers GARY COLEMAN!!

when they went in they saw him ..........all 3 ft. 2 inches of him. He looked up at them an said.............






WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!

then........

God
08-29-2001, 10:05 PM
then he showed them around his office where they found...

xwing guy
08-29-2001, 10:07 PM
THIS ! is stranger than the last one. Lets start over on a different topic.

Wicket
08-29-2001, 10:09 PM
why?? this oone is getting good

JEDI_MASTA
08-29-2001, 10:12 PM
A GIANT DOUGHNUT

Wicket
08-29-2001, 10:14 PM
FINE FINE
Ill start the new one





Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad that one night she cut off his.................






:tsk: :tsk: shame shame on all of you who tought about something nasty ESPECIALLY JEDI_MASTA

I PITTY THE FOO

JEDI_MASTA
08-29-2001, 10:17 PM
finger then they were automattically transported to the star wars universe where they watched as yoda took a crap

Wicket
08-29-2001, 10:18 PM
yoda slipped of his wooden toilet an a turd flew at the guy ( lets just call him Bill Gates shall we?) Bill Gates eyes widened as he grabbed the poo. He...............

oninosensi
08-29-2001, 10:19 PM
For he was demostrating the only true use of the Force.

JEDI_MASTA
08-29-2001, 10:19 PM
picked it up and ate it

Wicket
08-29-2001, 10:22 PM
just like grandma gates used to make proclaimed bill

then......

trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 07:45 AM
then Bill gates gave all his money to yoda because the poop tasted sooo good,But yoda used it as fire starters because human money wasn't worth anything
then..

JEDI_MASTA
08-30-2001, 08:31 AM
then yoda erupted enraged at the useless money and cut off his...

trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 02:39 PM
Toe which flew into yoda's closet where came a scream. "that will do nicly" screamed...

JEDI_MASTA
08-30-2001, 02:49 PM
darth maul who was looking for a replacemant for one of the spikes on his head that had fallen out.he stuck it on his head and walked away suddenly bill gates and his wife were transported to jabbas palace where jabba told his guards to cut off bill gates'
......

trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 02:54 PM
hair but he was bald so they cut of his...

trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 02:57 PM
foot but when they loked down he had enough time to pull out his...:D

Thrawn
08-30-2001, 03:49 PM
personal incinerator. He incinerated himself and his wife to get them out of the story. :) Then Mara Jade came along with Luke and found the incinerator which. . .

JEDI_MASTA
08-30-2001, 04:24 PM
luke used to get rid of those pesky hair lice just then they were attacked by a whole hord of gungans scerrming mesa just saw bill gates. luke told the gungans...

Wicket
08-30-2001, 06:31 PM
to go like this :mad: to try to scare bill gates away since he is a little weiny any ways. when bill saw all the :mad: faces he pooped his pants. then his mom came in to change them when..........

trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 08:24 PM
a giant famba stepped on her. bill gates was so mad he pooped some more. then yoda took bill gates poop and sold it for a...:barf:

Thrawn
08-30-2001, 08:26 PM
World devastator and killed everyone. THE END!

Wicket
08-30-2001, 08:49 PM
THE END of bill gates that is...... yoda decided to go to earth to eat at mc donalds on 24 th. He ordered a Big Mac that was way bigger then him. As he was eating it the hamburgler came an took it. Yoda got out a wooden stick and............

Admiral Odin
08-30-2001, 09:57 PM
...walked over to the hamburgler, hit him on his knuckles, then force pulled....

oninosensi
08-30-2001, 10:52 PM
The Vorgon Constructor Fleet out of hyperspace!

Wicket
08-31-2001, 06:21 PM
hamburler stole that too and ran away.

Yoda when to see the head chairman of mcdonalds (Ronald McDonald) an told him what hamburlger had done. Ronald decided to team up to cath the Hamburler. Grimmace asked if he could come an ythey agreed. SO...............

MadPoster
08-31-2001, 08:42 PM
Only to be crushed by the Indeletable Bulk!

xwing guy
08-31-2001, 09:11 PM
THIS! Is worse than the last one! If I was a mod I would delete all these usless posts and then close this thread. But I can't do that so why don't yall start another story except this time you stay closer to the good, clean star wars universe instead of talking about peoples poodoo.

Wicket
08-31-2001, 11:44 PM
its too boring if u talk about just that stuff it needs pizaz

JEDI_MASTA
08-31-2001, 11:57 PM
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....... chewie was on kashyyyk picking his nose when suddenly.......

Wicket
09-01-2001, 12:03 AM
a bong just fell outta the sky. Chewie looked around to see if anyone was around. No one was there except him. JOY thought chewie. ALL MINE!!!:D :D

As he was lighting it up.................

JEDI_MASTA
09-01-2001, 12:07 AM
robin williams came outa nowhere and said no chewie dont smoke. chewie............

Wicket
09-01-2001, 12:10 AM
ripped out robin's juggular vein an ate it, an proceded to smoke the pipe. "i hope han solo doesnt find this" he said as he ran off to the forest

JEDI_MASTA
09-01-2001, 02:47 PM
then instatntly yoda came out of nowhere and brought robin back to life for trying to get chewie not to smoke then chewie returned and....

MadPoster
09-01-2001, 08:58 PM
Mork appared and sucked him into a giant egg!

Thrawn
09-01-2001, 09:12 PM
What happened to this story?! It was good, clean Star Wars, but now! Alright, does it not say first one to endthe story loses? Ok, listen up:

Kyp Durron appeared from the past in the Sun Crusher and detonated all the torpedos on the Crusher's reactor at the center of the galaxy. The entire galaxy was wiped out including ALL the main characters and everyone that had a working knowledge of what a story was.

THE END!!!

This thread is now locked!

JEDI_MASTA
09-01-2001, 09:52 PM
ok before all that stuff thrawn just said happened (lets keep it star wars to make him happy)

Yoda was on dagobah walkin through the swamps when...

Wicket
09-02-2001, 01:08 AM
r2-d2 tried to steal his lunch

oninosensi
09-02-2001, 11:41 AM
Yoda used the force to implode R2, then beat luke with the remains of the droid for not programming ther little scrapp heap better.

Wicket
09-02-2001, 12:24 PM
then richard dreyfus came an said I DONT NEED THIS OK I WAS IN JAWS

JEDI_MASTA
09-03-2001, 02:23 PM
then richard dreyfus magically disapeared because i dont know who he is:D then luke and yoda had a lightsaber battle in which yoda kickes lukes a-- . just the outa knowhere...

Trade Fed Ed
09-17-2001, 04:38 PM
an apple like thing hits yoda in the head and knocks him unconcious, a few hours later....