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08-13-2001, 12:37 PM
the hyperdrive unit...
08-13-2001, 12:38 PM
And now that the hyperdrive was damaged they had to set down on Tattoine to repair it.
08-13-2001, 01:03 PM
unfortunately han didnt realize that he set the falcon down on dengar's hide away and now dengar couldn't get out unless. . .
08-13-2001, 01:39 PM
He tunneled so tunnel he did all the way to the Tatoine Imperial Garisson...
08-13-2001, 01:58 PM
Where he found out that it had been converted into a roast beef storage facilty. While his food needs were over there was still the problem of . . .
08-13-2001, 02:00 PM
idiotic stormtroopers all around. So...
08-13-2001, 02:19 PM
he put on his old imperial officer uniform and walked around the camp stufing a grenade under each troopers helmet and was about to detonate them when. . .
08-13-2001, 02:25 PM
Han Solo ran over him with a speeder...
08-13-2001, 02:26 PM
But with Chewie dead Han didn't have the heart to detonate the grenades, so he ran away to...
08-13-2001, 03:00 PM
the wampa cave on hoth where. . .
08-13-2001, 04:16 PM
He found Luke hanging upside down. "I'll help you Luke". "No Han your ruining the scene". "What Scene??" all of the sudden...
08-13-2001, 08:00 PM
they all realized they were just on the set of a movie so they.....
08-13-2001, 08:07 PM
Turned around...Oh No it was the WAMPA from the movie!!!
08-13-2001, 08:18 PM
So Luke yelled at the man to get out of the costume because it was making Han cry but the man refused so Luke took his saber out and.....
08-13-2001, 08:20 PM
Cut off his arm. Han and Luke ran out of the cave in a hurry and...
08-13-2001, 09:56 PM
fell off a cliff. So luke tried to sow back on his arm but he accidentally.....
08-13-2001, 10:03 PM
sowed Hans arm on himself instead and Han's arm was way to harry and muscular to be Lukes. So he had to....
08-13-2001, 10:06 PM
cut it off again. But, he accidentally cut off his other arm, which made him become very angry and......
08-13-2001, 11:26 PM
he accidentally cut off his leg, which Han gave to the inflatable MD droid in his pocket to sow on him. . .
08-13-2001, 11:37 PM
But the droid accidentally sowed it on backwars, so, luke cut the backwards one off again. Then he destroyed the droid, but he accidentally....
08-13-2001, 11:46 PM
cut his other leg off so he leaned over and woke up Han so Han could help him but han had lost his.....
08-14-2001, 12:09 AM
his marbles in the accident and was looking for them all around...
08-14-2001, 01:08 AM
untill Luke pointed out to him that the marbles would fall faster than him because Luke had activated his micro-chute earlier, and so
08-14-2001, 01:27 AM
Luke meditated..."where are Han's marbles...they are there" and he pointed to a...
08-14-2001, 01:37 AM
Large pile of bantha dung! Han quickly unstraped from the micro-chute and plumeted into the dung while Luke was trying to open the creamed corn for dinner. . .
08-14-2001, 01:41 AM
but couldn't get the lid open because Artoo Hadn't put him back together yet (like he did:c3po: ) So he droped the can...
08-14-2001, 01:46 AM
right onto Han whcih jammed him into the dung, but he hit a marble after going a few feet down only to realize that. . .
08-14-2001, 01:57 AM
they weren't his marbles...
08-14-2001, 02:00 AM
it was Lukes hand that Vader had cut off before! Sure it was dirty, but not that dirty! Suddenly something began to fall. . .
08-14-2001, 02:00 AM
They were Luke's marbles. Han looked to Luke and realized that Luke's marbles really belonged to......
08-14-2001, 02:03 AM
the AT-AT that was right beside the dung pile. . .
08-14-2001, 10:50 AM
So they hoped in the At-At. But Han had to go in the back because of his stench and off they went to look for Han's Marbles when...
08-14-2001, 11:21 AM
the AT-AT slipped on something. It was. . .
08-14-2001, 11:28 AM
Dengar's now mashed body so they kept going until Luke felt them...Han's marbles... they were...
08-14-2001, 11:39 AM
rattling around below. Luke climbed out and found out that Dengar was still pasted to the foot, but in his pack were Han's marbles! He went to tell Han, who was now feeling quite sick. . .
08-14-2001, 11:43 AM
but he made his best effort to get the Marbles and finally got them and went back onboard the At-At. Luke asked him" Why do you need your marbles so much?" Han replied...
08-14-2001, 12:01 PM
"Leia would KILL me if I came home without my marble! Why last time I came home without them was. . ."
08-14-2001, 01:30 PM
yesterday. Suddenly, the ATAT began to shake violently because........
08-14-2001, 01:44 PM
Dengar wasen't really dead, he detonated his last grenade, destroying the foot of the AT-AT. But they couldn't worry about that because......
08-14-2001, 01:46 PM
there was a fire in the cabin already, and they were about ot explode. So they quickly.......
08-14-2001, 02:01 PM
activated the escape pod. But Lukes leg hadn't been sowed on well enough and so while they flew over and crased on the mtt that the hoth was now trying to eat, Dengar ran of into the woods with Luke's leg and. . .
08-14-2001, 02:42 PM
Ate it! It was yummy
08-14-2001, 02:48 PM
So Han chased after Dengar. When he caught up with him, he attempted to remove one of Dengar's legs to replace the one he had eaten, however before Han could get the leg off..........
08-14-2001, 03:24 PM
Luke choped off Han's Leg in anger...
NEW SMILIES!!!!! :x-wing: :vsd: :thrawn:
08-14-2001, 03:30 PM
Having finally succeeded in removing one of Dengar's legs, Han began to mercilessly beat Luke over the head with Dengar's leg. Meanwhile, Dengar..................
08-14-2001, 03:32 PM
...enlisted the help of his fellow bounty hunters by comlink...
08-14-2001, 03:35 PM
When they saw the problem the imediaty shot Dengar and ran off with all his money...
08-14-2001, 06:35 PM
which was nothing at all. So Luke got tired of Han beating him with Dengar's leg and he used the force to....
08-14-2001, 06:37 PM
*Sleazy voice* Transport to a tropical island filled with bikini babes.
08-14-2001, 06:49 PM
used the force to put Dengars leg on Han and put Han's leg on himself, because he liked Han's leg better. Han was furious and snatching Luke's lightsaber he cut off Luke's ear. . .
08-14-2001, 06:55 PM
*Thats the third time my continuity's been ruined geez people try to keep some*
08-15-2001, 01:17 AM
and tried to use it to scoop up his marbles which. . .
08-15-2001, 01:21 AM
Were immediately stolen again, this time by Bossk. Bossk took the marbles and sold them at..........
08-15-2001, 01:47 AM
Mos Eisley for 20,000,000 ruples to a hairy. . .
08-15-2001, 01:58 AM
bald guy named Joe. Meanwhile, Han apologised to Luke for beating him senseless with Dengar's leg, then set off to search for his marbles once again, little did he know that.........
08-15-2001, 10:22 AM
that Bossk had bought a deep fry unit from another hairy bald guy and was on his way over to. . .
08-15-2001, 12:29 PM
Fry a wookie when Han jumpede out from the shadows and said...
08-15-2001, 12:55 PM
"No one expects the Spainish Inquisition!"
08-15-2001, 12:58 PM
and Bossk was so enraged he slamed the deep fry on Han's head...
08-15-2001, 02:21 PM
Knocking Han uncoucious. Bossk immediately began to try to stuff Han into the deep fry when..........
08-15-2001, 02:22 PM
Chewie came out of nowhere and shot Bossk with his bowcaster...
08-15-2001, 03:05 PM
but Bossk only got a flesh wound!! So Bossk started to....
08-15-2001, 04:36 PM
Get mad and charged Chewie with the deep frier...
08-15-2001, 05:09 PM
but Leia came up from behind and put a blaster bolt through his head, and then took a holo of Han in the fryer to show to. . .
08-15-2001, 08:22 PM
Luke so they could laught but there was somethin wrong with the camera so she got very upset and accidentally...
08-15-2001, 10:06 PM
broke the camera into a million pieces. Satisfied with her destruction she quietly left to go to her...
08-16-2001, 12:01 AM
council of Doom ( the new diplomatic arm of the Republic)
08-16-2001, 01:01 AM
were she would plan her next attack on Coruscant but on the way.....
08-16-2001, 01:12 AM
She was sent a message...
08-16-2001, 01:31 AM
from R2. He was stuck on Endor and needed help because he hated Ewoks and he didn't know ho long he could go before he went on a murderous rampage. So Leia set course for Endor.
08-16-2001, 01:44 AM
But on the way there, her hyperdrive failed, so Leia was stranded at.........
08-16-2001, 01:53 AM
the Maw Installation until Booster arrived in the Errant Venture and took all of the the rest of the way to Endor. When the landed however, they discoverd that. . .
08-16-2001, 02:00 AM
IG-88 had beaten R2 to going on a murderous rampage, and kidnapped R2 and brought him to........
08-16-2001, 02:14 AM
his secret lair. Which wasn't very secret because everyone knew were it was so Leia arrived shortly and beat the circuts outa 88s head. She then saved R2 from the ugnaughts and took him to get his...
08-16-2001, 12:55 PM
to get his marbles back(yes, he had lost his as well), however Leia had no idea hwere to find them, so she asked..............
08-16-2001, 01:12 PM
Yoda if they could have his. He said sure then handed them over and ran giggling into the woods. Leia turned to R2 and said...
08-16-2001, 01:18 PM
"Here you go R2, if you start levitating rocks we'll know why. . ." Then she was about to leave when Han and Luke met up with her bringing horrible news. . .
08-16-2001, 01:26 PM
Coruscant had been taken over by..... a giant ham sandwich! So they flew to Coruscant as fast as they could. When they got there....
08-16-2001, 01:29 PM
almost HALF of the planet was missing, an the giant ham sandwich was napping. The was only one thing left to do! Destroy the sandwich's reactor! Luke called in Rogue Squadron and they started in on their attack run. . .
08-16-2001, 01:41 PM
That's when they discovered the horrible truth. The ham sandwich wasn't merely a ham sandwich but a pimento loaf sandwich! They decided the best way to attack was to....
08-16-2001, 01:56 PM
to crash a ship into it. They rolled a pair of dice and Wedge had to do it so he warmed up his X-wing aimed at the sandwich and threw the hyperdrive lever! . .
08-16-2001, 02:05 PM
and went crashing into the sandwich. It had no effect!! So Luke got out his trusty...
08-16-2001, 04:26 PM
Knife that he bought off QVC late last night and attempted to slice the sandwich apart. However this also had no effect because.......
08-16-2001, 05:11 PM
He burped and dropped the knife, so he had to use his. . .
08-16-2001, 05:54 PM
giant spatula that he bought last night on the internet. He used the spatula to....
08-16-2001, 06:31 PM
try to toss the sandwich off of coruscant. However, he only flipped the sandwich and further damaged the planet. Since Luke was out of ideas, he asked Han to get..........
08-16-2001, 06:37 PM
a giant can of mayonase. When Han asked Luke what he need that for, he said.....
08-16-2001, 08:23 PM
he needed a snack so he got out a spoon and dug in. Han thought this was gross so he.....
08-16-2001, 08:27 PM
Got a big bottle of Ketchup...
08-16-2001, 09:13 PM
but not just any ketchup, the green kind of ketchup. When he put it on the sandwhich it was so afraid coz he didn't know that it was ketchup that it......
08-16-2001, 09:14 PM
Fired it's last pickel at Han...
08-16-2001, 11:21 PM
before self-destructing. Now that the sandwich was gone Han still had the problem of the pickel until. . .
08-16-2001, 11:29 PM
Chewie jumped from nowhere and ate the pickel. He shreked in horror...That wasn't a dill pickel it was a...
08-16-2001, 11:41 PM
Incredibly old hot dog. So chewie had to run for the nearest bush because the hotdog made him.....
08-16-2001, 11:44 PM
blind and he couldn't see where he was going, so he......
08-16-2001, 11:59 PM
ran into the nearest thorn bush which...
08-17-2001, 12:12 AM
was not a thorn bush ar all. It was a horrible, ugly, evil organism known only as.......
08-17-2001, 12:30 AM
a scarimanga and it attacked Chewie with its...
08-17-2001, 12:34 AM
claws. Sensing Chewie's problem, Luke rushed over to save his friend, but inadvertantly chopped off chewie's leg when he swung at the bush. So chewie.......
08-17-2001, 01:34 AM
tore Luke's leg off and threatened to eat it until Han came over and made it fair by. . .
08-17-2001, 01:51 PM
Throwing Luke into the scarimanga too but this caused other problems by making.....
08-17-2001, 06:15 PM
the scarimanga mad, and it ate our two heros with it's vicious.....
08-17-2001, 06:30 PM
claws, but before it could do that Leia showed up and shot the scarimange and killed it.
08-17-2001, 07:45 PM
it burped up Han and Luke (still holding Chewie's leg) and Chewie (still holding Luke's leg). They were all 3 covered in pasty orange goo (now we know how Jar Jar died) that stuck to everything. . .
08-17-2001, 09:10 PM
so they went swimming in a nearby lake but when they were almost done getting the Jar Jar goo off of them, a giant...
08-17-2001, 10:09 PM
sea snail. It was getting closer and closer, and when it got almost on top of them it suddenly....
08-18-2001, 08:34 PM
EXPLODED! and they were all sticky, AGAIN. So Leia brought her GooGone-1000 and rinsed off Han, Luke and Chewie. They climbed back in the Falcon and flew to Endor to make some Ewok-cabobs, but when they got there. . .
08-18-2001, 09:09 PM
endor and all it's moons were gone! Actually, they thought they saw a small moon.....
08-18-2001, 09:45 PM
so they went closer and found out that it WAS the Endor system. Chewie hadn't entered the coodinants right and they were a lightyear off from Endor. Han was so angry that he tore Chewie's arm off and. . .
08-18-2001, 09:54 PM
beat him over the head with it until chewie got really mad and....
08-18-2001, 10:14 PM
tore Han's nose off and ate it. . .
08-18-2001, 11:01 PM
but chewie choked on the nose and he had to....
08-19-2001, 07:09 PM
give up the story because it was petering out. So he thought up a new story that went like this...
08-19-2001, 08:14 PM
One day, Jabba was walking down the road(this was quite a feat considring the fact that Hutts lack legs), when he ran into his friend.........
08-19-2001, 08:15 PM
Greedo, who had come back to life to tell him that.....
08-19-2001, 09:00 PM
he was supposed to be dead too. This comment angered Jabba, so he had the undead Greedo........
08-19-2001, 09:37 PM
revived then killed. The whole ordeal made jabba hungry so he....
08-19-2001, 09:44 PM
revived Greedo again and ate him. He was satisfied now so went to.....
08-19-2001, 10:10 PM
Durga's palace, to show his fellow Hutt the incrediable feat he was preforming(walking). But since undead Durga(Yep, he's technically dead too) was a member of a rival clan, he............
08-19-2001, 10:15 PM
ate all of Jabba's frogs, and that made Jabba very angry so he...
08-19-2001, 10:19 PM
revived Greedo again and ate him again :D Then he went off to kill Durga by.....
08-20-2001, 03:39 AM
summoning a legion of undead stormtroopers to storm Durga's palace. But unknown to the Hutts, deep in the forests of Dantooine.........
08-20-2001, 04:56 PM
was a tree, but not just a normal tree, this was a tree with powers so unimaginable that you can't imagine them. I mean, it could.......
08-20-2001, 05:21 PM
Make twentythree Pb and J sandwiches at the same time! This power would enable him to...
08-20-2001, 06:26 PM
eat a lot of PB&J sandwhichs so that leter in life he could gain the power of.....
08-20-2001, 06:28 PM
...letting go of more gas than anyone could ever manage with a high midichlorian count. Which was what he did, and..
08-20-2001, 07:19 PM
nothing happened. So, back to the undead legion of stormtroopers. They marched on Durga's palace intent on....
08-20-2001, 08:24 PM
helping Durga eat dinner. Then they would..
08-20-2001, 08:38 PM
keep feeding him until he exploded into a million.....
08-21-2001, 10:24 PM
pieces of hutt fat.
08-22-2001, 12:41 PM
But then everyone who died came back to life again( :angel: ) and Leia decided to pose nude for [I]Playboy . George Lucas bought that magazine but ne-named it to "Attack of the Clones"
08-22-2001, 01:38 PM
But that was just in Jabba's dream. He awoke to find out that he had slept through the undead stormtrooper assult. The stormtroopers were all eaten and Durga fled to Endor. So Jabba. . .
08-22-2001, 03:55 PM
promptly ended the story. :D
Maybe we should start a new one if we want to continue, this one is too wierd.
08-25-2001, 04:24 PM
one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when......
08-25-2001, 05:44 PM
He saw stormtroopers marching through the forest.
08-26-2001, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by JEDI_MASTA
one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when......
He jumped on them an bit their legs off.
08-26-2001, 11:16 PM
so he threw a rock at them when they turned around......
08-27-2001, 12:13 AM
and he used his evil ewok ju ju on then an turned them into midgets an he killed em with his stick an all the ewoks had dinner that night
08-28-2001, 02:52 PM
when suddenly they saw the death star
ps was it a "deleating stick" lol
08-28-2001, 11:17 PM
why u obsessed with deleating sticks?
Wicket aimed his bum at the death star an proceded to fart at it. Every fart more worst then the last. Until the vapors from the gas had seeped through the walls of the death star and knocked out everyone who was aboard the ship
08-28-2001, 11:31 PM
Suddenly, Leia, (covered in lime jello), jumped up, and swatted the ewok with a lightsaber, cutting him into steak. "That is for eating luke's leg!" She yelled!
08-28-2001, 11:41 PM
then yoda came outta know where an ripped the danishes off leia's head an feed them to Wicket. He came back together an was as strong as infinite ewoks combined. He grabbed the light saber an shoved it down leia's throut an ran away laughing like dr evil.
08-28-2001, 11:47 PM
Fortunately the saber was off, so Leia took it out of her mouth, turned it on and chucked it at Yodas head. It hit him right in the back of the head and cut him cleanly in half. Leia then wnet over to Yodas corpse and.....
08-28-2001, 11:49 PM
ate his ears and ripped off this white hair an taped it on her chin as a beard to get around in the death star without being noticed. She even took yoda's cuban cigars he had hiden in his cloak all these years. :tsk: :tsk: "shame shame" thought leia, "not sharing with everyone else" so she threw his head out into space just as.......
08-29-2001, 12:02 PM
yodas head sprouted a body and he used the force to return to the ground speaking in strange tounges he summoned..........
08-29-2001, 06:02 PM
THE MIGHTY STEPHEN HAWKING. Hawking disobeyed yoda and confused him to death with his wits. Hawking ran around the death star saying "2+2 is 4, 2+2 is 4,''
Finally a stormtroppre took his glasses an broke them an shot Hawking up the nose with his "laser"
08-29-2001, 09:11 PM
then a lazer popped out of his butt. the starmtroopers were so amased that they all fainted then
08-29-2001, 10:03 PM
JEDIA_MASTA spammed them to death
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
then zaphod beeblebrox
pealed the spam off of them and brought them back to life for...
08-29-2001, 10:57 PM
scientific research for some odd reason. The stormtroppers where in the waiting room. "Dr. Coleman will see you now" said the reseptionist. WOW thought the troppers GARY COLEMAN!!
when they went in they saw him ..........all 3 ft. 2 inches of him. He looked up at them an said.............
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!
then he showed them around his office where they found...
08-29-2001, 11:07 PM
THIS ! is stranger than the last one. Lets start over on a different topic.
08-29-2001, 11:09 PM
why?? this oone is getting good
08-29-2001, 11:12 PM
A GIANT DOUGHNUT
08-29-2001, 11:14 PM
Ill start the new one
Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad that one night she cut off his.................
:tsk: :tsk: shame shame on all of you who tought about something nasty ESPECIALLY JEDI_MASTA
I PITTY THE FOO
08-29-2001, 11:17 PM
finger then they were automattically transported to the star wars universe where they watched as yoda took a crap
08-29-2001, 11:18 PM
yoda slipped of his wooden toilet an a turd flew at the guy ( lets just call him Bill Gates shall we?) Bill Gates eyes widened as he grabbed the poo. He...............
08-29-2001, 11:19 PM
For he was demostrating the only true use of the Force.
08-29-2001, 11:19 PM
picked it up and ate it
08-29-2001, 11:22 PM
just like grandma gates used to make proclaimed bill
trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 08:45 AM
then Bill gates gave all his money to yoda because the poop tasted sooo good,But yoda used it as fire starters because human money wasn't worth anything
08-30-2001, 09:31 AM
then yoda erupted enraged at the useless money and cut off his...
trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 03:39 PM
Toe which flew into yoda's closet where came a scream. "that will do nicly" screamed...
08-30-2001, 03:49 PM
darth maul who was looking for a replacemant for one of the spikes on his head that had fallen out.he stuck it on his head and walked away suddenly bill gates and his wife were transported to jabbas palace where jabba told his guards to cut off bill gates'
trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 03:54 PM
hair but he was bald so they cut of his...
trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 03:57 PM
foot but when they loked down he had enough time to pull out his...:D
08-30-2001, 04:49 PM
personal incinerator. He incinerated himself and his wife to get them out of the story. :) Then Mara Jade came along with Luke and found the incinerator which. . .
08-30-2001, 05:24 PM
luke used to get rid of those pesky hair lice just then they were attacked by a whole hord of gungans scerrming mesa just saw bill gates. luke told the gungans...
08-30-2001, 07:31 PM
to go like this :mad: to try to scare bill gates away since he is a little weiny any ways. when bill saw all the :mad: faces he pooped his pants. then his mom came in to change them when..........
trade fed fred
08-30-2001, 09:24 PM
a giant famba stepped on her. bill gates was so mad he pooped some more. then yoda took bill gates poop and sold it for a...:barf:
08-30-2001, 09:26 PM
World devastator and killed everyone. THE END!
08-30-2001, 09:49 PM
THE END of bill gates that is...... yoda decided to go to earth to eat at mc donalds on 24 th. He ordered a Big Mac that was way bigger then him. As he was eating it the hamburgler came an took it. Yoda got out a wooden stick and............
08-30-2001, 10:57 PM
...walked over to the hamburgler, hit him on his knuckles, then force pulled....
08-30-2001, 11:52 PM
The Vorgon Constructor Fleet out of hyperspace!
08-31-2001, 07:21 PM
hamburler stole that too and ran away.
Yoda when to see the head chairman of mcdonalds (Ronald McDonald) an told him what hamburlger had done. Ronald decided to team up to cath the Hamburler. Grimmace asked if he could come an ythey agreed. SO...............
08-31-2001, 09:42 PM
Only to be crushed by the Indeletable Bulk!
08-31-2001, 10:11 PM
THIS! Is worse than the last one! If I was a mod I would delete all these usless posts and then close this thread. But I can't do that so why don't yall start another story except this time you stay closer to the good, clean star wars universe instead of talking about peoples poodoo.
09-01-2001, 12:44 AM
its too boring if u talk about just that stuff it needs pizaz
09-01-2001, 12:57 AM
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....... chewie was on kashyyyk picking his nose when suddenly.......
09-01-2001, 01:03 AM
a bong just fell outta the sky. Chewie looked around to see if anyone was around. No one was there except him. JOY thought chewie. ALL MINE!!!:D :D
As he was lighting it up.................
09-01-2001, 01:07 AM
robin williams came outa nowhere and said no chewie dont smoke. chewie............
09-01-2001, 01:10 AM
ripped out robin's juggular vein an ate it, an proceded to smoke the pipe. "i hope han solo doesnt find this" he said as he ran off to the forest
09-01-2001, 03:47 PM
then instatntly yoda came out of nowhere and brought robin back to life for trying to get chewie not to smoke then chewie returned and....
09-01-2001, 09:58 PM
Mork appared and sucked him into a giant egg!
09-01-2001, 10:12 PM
What happened to this story?! It was good, clean Star Wars, but now! Alright, does it not say first one to endthe story loses? Ok, listen up:
Kyp Durron appeared from the past in the Sun Crusher and detonated all the torpedos on the Crusher's reactor at the center of the galaxy. The entire galaxy was wiped out including ALL the main characters and everyone that had a working knowledge of what a story was.
This thread is now locked!
09-01-2001, 10:52 PM
ok before all that stuff thrawn just said happened (lets keep it star wars to make him happy)
Yoda was on dagobah walkin through the swamps when...
09-02-2001, 02:08 AM
r2-d2 tried to steal his lunch
09-02-2001, 12:41 PM
Yoda used the force to implode R2, then beat luke with the remains of the droid for not programming ther little scrapp heap better.
09-02-2001, 01:24 PM
then richard dreyfus came an said I DONT NEED THIS OK I WAS IN JAWS
09-03-2001, 03:23 PM
then richard dreyfus magically disapeared because i dont know who he is:D then luke and yoda had a lightsaber battle in which yoda kickes lukes a-- . just the outa knowhere...
Trade Fed Ed
09-17-2001, 05:38 PM
an apple like thing hits yoda in the head and knocks him unconcious, a few hours later....
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