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XERXES
05-17-2002, 02:43 PM
have fun...
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

new rule...no more than 3 captions per person...

Abom|nation
05-17-2002, 02:48 PM
Stewardess not in picture: "I'm sorry, no pets allowed aboard the ship"

Clem
05-17-2002, 03:28 PM
(speaker out of picture)

"and on other news our anti-balding treatment is a resounding success as johnson here can attest"

:) 1 down 2 to go

kasiel
05-17-2002, 03:50 PM
"the Rebels try to fathom what the hell that

duck-billed, dog-eared, frog-eyed, pathetic waste

from a different episode is trying to communicate.."

Jedi_Monk
05-17-2002, 04:01 PM
Lando: What have I gotten myself into? I should've let Vader have 'em!

OrecaGuy51
05-17-2002, 04:17 PM
"Ok, who farted?"

Clem
05-17-2002, 04:39 PM
Chewie: urf urf rrr urf grrr arf grf

.... hmmmm wasted but i cant think of better

1 more to go :)

Pseudonym
05-17-2002, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif
Leia: "Why'd you bring me to a strip club?"

txa1265
05-17-2002, 04:47 PM
The rebels are not sure what to think as an argument breaks out between Mon Mothma and Admiral Ackbar during planning the raids on Endor and the DSII, when Mon Mothma tells Ackbar to "JAM IT", and Ackbar shows he why his eyes are way down on the sides of his head ...

Stormcrow
05-17-2002, 05:03 PM
"Carpet World's new mascot visits Star Wars premier"

txa1265
05-17-2002, 05:15 PM
Wow, Carrie, it's true - Jake Lloyd is even a worse actor than Mark Hammill!

txa1265
05-17-2002, 05:34 PM
... and #3 ...

Are these 2 l4m3rs EVER going to start dueling for real ... I'm going to need a trip to the Valley by the time I get to duel on this ghey server ...

Aoshi
05-17-2002, 10:52 PM
"this is one helluva weird circlejerk..."

Aoshi
05-17-2002, 10:56 PM
leia:"damn watching fat people porn is so f*ckin boring"
chewy:"GRA!! UAH!!!"

Aoshi
05-17-2002, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
have fun...
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif


*watching hologram*
Lando:"DAMMIT CHEWY NEXT TIME YOU'RE DARED TO STREAK, DO IT IN SOME OTHER CITY!!"

Dough with Fish
05-17-2002, 11:05 PM
*viewing Episode One*

*Lando* Waitaminit... that was how we started out? *THAT* POS was how we started out?!?!

*Han* Damn you Lucas, DAMN YOU LUCAS!!!!!

GosU-ChoBo
05-17-2002, 11:07 PM
The Entire Group: Ackbar, sit you're punk ass down.

RobKerwin
05-17-2002, 11:45 PM
*Han* Chewie, whaddya staring at, is that a GIRL wookie??
*Chewie* guaaaaa, roooaaaaa

TaKhard
05-18-2002, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by XERXES
have fun...
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

new rule...no more than 3 captions per person...


"Did you guys hear? I die later in some book... OMG!"

:D

TaKhard

Clem
05-18-2002, 03:33 PM
theyre all watching mon mothma strip...

neway this was a bump

does that count as 1 of my captions Xer?

XERXES
05-18-2002, 07:29 PM
ja

Jah Warrior
05-19-2002, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by XERXES

http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif



Monmothma:- I skinned up last time! Han do the honours!

Divine Spirit
05-19-2002, 09:02 PM
if you looked closely you would realise it is:

http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

The Raven team coming up with new and exiting ideas for patch 1.04!


Divine Spirit

XERXES
05-19-2002, 09:08 PM
i know its not gona count...but i just HAD to say it...


Lando: wtf...they are takin my "woohoo" taunt away!??!?!?
Other people: Thank God!

Divine Spirit
05-20-2002, 04:12 PM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

Han: LUKE!! where on earth are you? the scene works so much better when you burst in!

Leia: well, ive tried telling him to start getting ready earlier but he never listens!

Lando: *shakes head* disgraceful!


Divine Spirit

Zindell
05-21-2002, 03:49 PM
Hi my name is lando and i'm an alchoholic.

XERXES
05-23-2002, 01:31 PM
bump...just a couple more and i get to choose:D

tempest8008
05-23-2002, 01:40 PM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

Shekky the Droid: So I sez to the guy, hey, c'mere, take a look at this Gundark, and he sez to me, so, what am I gonna do with a green Gundark, so I sez to him, what, you don't know what to do with a green Gundark? And he sez to me......

JR128
05-23-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by XERXES

http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif




(watching episode 1)
WTF were they thinking with jar-jar!

tempest8008
05-23-2002, 02:11 PM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

Han: Goddamn it, I mean, I did three of these things and the guy behind me to my left does ONE, ONE movie and DIES IN IT and he makes more than I did on the whole damn series.....is that fair? Tell me, is it?

tempest8008
05-23-2002, 02:14 PM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

**** And Mon Mothma pauses to scratch her ass *****

Stormcrow
05-23-2002, 02:20 PM
Leia: "Chewie, just because you bit your finger, it doesn't make you a carpet muncher"

JR128
05-23-2002, 05:39 PM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

Lando: I can't belive I'm losing money on this hockey game!

DigitalGangsta
05-23-2002, 06:46 PM
Chewie: Damn I'm on the wrong set again! this isn't Teenwolf!

Robbiesan
05-23-2002, 07:25 PM
** Instructor out of picture going through away team backpack checklist **

".. and in this pouch here is a fresh can of 'ass don't smell'.. you're gonna need it on that Ewok infested planet, especially you Princess Leia.. use it often"

NerfYoda
05-23-2002, 10:15 PM
*The DeathStar was destroyed and there was much rejoycing*
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif
Yaaaay....

DarkSaber-<ZeN>
05-23-2002, 10:25 PM
Han: I bet a credit, Lando wants to bet.

Lando: Damn.

Chewie: ROOOAR!

Han: MAn, Lando is a dumbass....

Luke: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

Leia: AHHHH!

Chewie: GARRR!

Lando: WHAT THE HELL?!

Luke: Vadar has come!

Vadar: hello.

Han: I have a Bad Feeling about this.

Homosexual Ewok
05-24-2002, 01:27 AM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

Han: So let me get this straight. All six of us live in this apartment building and the only female is Leia?

George Lucas: Yeah, you guys are all "friends".

Han: Ok, but people want romance, and since Leia and I are the only couple I doubt it will do well in the ratings.

George Lucas: It'll do fine. Chewy and Lando are gay.

Chewbacca: Whorrrooot theee Heeellll?

Homosexual Ewok
05-24-2002, 01:38 AM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

All of the attendees were disgusted with Mark Hamill's drunken rant at the first annual George Lucas roast, but none more than Billy Dee...

Mark Hamill: (hiccup) "Hey everyone look at me! I went from staring in one of the largest movies in the history of film making to selling cheap malt liquor to poor urban teen gang members"!

NerfYoda
05-24-2002, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok
"Hey everyone look at me! I went from staring in one of the largest movies in the history of film making to selling cheap malt liquor to poor urban teen gang members"!

Hey you can't beat a cool 40oz of some cheapass malt liquor! $1.75 for one & All I need are $6 and I'm having a good night!!

JR128
05-24-2002, 12:22 PM
http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Briefing2.gif

Han: Chewie I can't seem to get the gerbil out.

Chewie: Hmmmm Grrrrr Rrrroooaaarrr!

Lando: They told me that was fixed! It's not my fault.......

XERXES
05-24-2002, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by TaKhard



"Did you guys hear? I die later in some book... OMG!"

:D

TaKhard

and the winner!



another good one:
if you looked closely you would realise it is:



The Raven team coming up with new and exiting ideas for patch 1.04!


Divine Spirit

DooMy
05-24-2002, 06:16 PM
Lando-"so thats how you roll a good joint..."
Han-"yea...this is pretty good stuff man..."

XERXES
05-24-2002, 06:33 PM
doomy the contest is over...

Divine Spirit
05-24-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
another good one:
if you looked closely you would realise it is:

The Raven team coming up with new and exiting ideas for patch 1.04!

Divine Spirit

YEY i get special recognition! :D


Divine Spirit

XERXES
05-24-2002, 07:40 PM
divine you wana come up wiith another one? Just make it a new topic...i wana participate:D

Divine Spirit
05-24-2002, 07:55 PM
ok then

Clem
05-25-2002, 02:44 PM
i was robbed *sniff sniff"

oi xerxes ... what about 2nd and 3rd .... complete the podium man

XERXES
05-25-2002, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by kasiel
"the Rebels try to fathom what the hell that

duck-billed, dog-eared, frog-eyed, pathetic waste

from a different episode is trying to communicate.."

a close third...and btw, i was choosing the quotes without lookin at names...

TaKhard
05-26-2002, 12:03 AM
Thank you :D

That was really fun hehe.


TaKhard