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Micozade
05-20-2002, 11:15 PM
Yoda taught count dooku as his padawan , count dooku taught qui gon jinn who taught obi wan who taught anakin , anakin became vader who then killed millions of people. so if yoda went into carpentry or something vader would not have existed . Padme would not have been rescued , palpatine would not have been elected supreme chancelor thus no army would have been raised to fight in the clone wars which would not have happened . So its yodas fault all this happened do you think he sees a shrink once a week to sort out his mental instabilitys. All my fault this is

acdcfanbill
05-20-2002, 11:54 PM
well, im sure yoda feels bad about it, and he rectifies the situation by trainging luke and haveing him turn vader back... therefor, one could say that yoda is also the resolution.. :D

Giant Ewok
05-21-2002, 12:14 AM
Why blame yoda why not blame the guy who trained him or maybe palpatine if it wasn't for palpatine there wouldn't have been the empire and the naboo would never have had conflicts with the trade federation and anakin would have never been trained and he would still be a slave.

striderx2048
05-21-2002, 02:42 AM
its the prohecy's fault

adrian832
05-21-2002, 02:46 AM
o come on if yoda would have never taught the count, then the count would have never learned the force, which in turn wouldnt allow yoda to **** ***** *** in e2 aotc. and u gotta admit that was pretty amazing.

Vestril
05-21-2002, 03:17 AM
Ummm...if Anakin hadn't become Darth Vader Emperor Palpatine wouldn't have died at the Battle of Endor...the entire timeline would be different, but presumabaly Anakin would have known about his children, the Emperor would have slain Anakin and his offspring along with everyone else (or his minions would have--it's obvious that the Emperor was more deadly than Anakin, even if Anakin had more potential.

Things would have most likely happened similarly, but without Luke Skywalker or Leia Organa to help the rebellion, and therefore without Han Solo or Chewie--and The Emperor would have most likely dominated.

matt--
05-21-2002, 08:31 AM
All Yoda's fault!?!?!?

It's all Jar-Jar's fault! :swear:

Vestril
05-21-2002, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by matt-windu
All Yoda's fault!?!?!?

It's all Jar-Jar's fault! :swear:

:rofl::lol::rofl:

It's so humorously true!! I laughed out loud when Palpatine 'suggested' it to him and it became so clear why Jar Jar was in the series, and why he had to play such a big part in I.

Skarfays
05-21-2002, 09:22 AM
It's good that it happened, otherwise there wouldn't be any Star Wars. So Yoda pwnz j00.

GreyJedi
05-21-2002, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Vestril


:rofl::lol::rofl:

It's so humorously true!! I laughed out loud when Palpatine 'suggested' it to him and it became so clear why Jar Jar was in the series, and why he had to play such a big part in I.

Sadly true. Jar Jar indeed is the stooge who blunders his way into helping the bad guys.

Tchouky
05-21-2002, 03:44 PM
it s all shmi's fault : a bitch who got screwed in a spaceport by a noname .....


lol !
:) kidding !

inSpiRe-
05-21-2002, 04:13 PM
why are u guys blaming ne1 neway. without all of the characters (except for jar jar) we wouldnt have the butt kicking movies we have today:p

Divine Spirit
05-21-2002, 05:02 PM
in fact, its all mace windu's fault for not killing yoda before all this happened!

:D


Divine Spirit

matt--
05-21-2002, 05:31 PM
No JarJar = No Empire = No Star Wars = :swear:

Hail! :jarjar:

Divine Spirit
05-23-2002, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by matt-windu
No JarJar = No Empire = No Star Wars = :swear:

Hail! :jarjar:

you sick sick person!!!!!!!! :D


Divine Spirit

patd316
05-23-2002, 06:44 PM
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahah nice one devine i was thinking the exact same thing when i read that

DarkSaber-<ZeN>
05-23-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Micozade
Yoda taught count dooku as his padawan , count dooku taught qui gon jinn who taught obi wan who taught anakin , anakin became vader who then killed millions of people. so if yoda went into carpentry or something vader would not have existed . Padme would not have been rescued , palpatine would not have been elected supreme chancelor thus no army would have been raised to fight in the clone wars which would not have happened . So its yodas fault all this happened do you think he sees a shrink once a week to sort out his mental instabilitys. All my fault this is

How Wrong you are....If it wasnt for Yoda Qui-Gon couldnt have trained Obi-Wan to kill Maul, and the Fedaration would have beat the gungans because Maul could kill each gungan and Sidious might as well help. Then, Fedaration would build another control station get army online, own up. If Anakin wasnt trained Then Palpatine would still be alive and have killed Luke. and then the Empire would become even more powerful, because he could train Mara Jade. Then, everything would have been really messed up, because you know Yoda, trained Luke, and He helped Vadar.So Anakin is the all-time hero. Yoda did the right thing. Dooku did the right thing at first. Obi-Wan was just following orders. Qui-Gon wanted to get rid of the DarkJedi's. Anakin was just mislead. THerefore, Yoda did the right thing.

DarkSaber-<ZeN>
05-23-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by inSpiRe-
why are u guys blaming ne1 neway. without all of the characters (except for jar jar) we wouldnt have the butt kicking movies we have today:p

If it wasnt for Jar-Jar the fedaration would ahve killed the Naboo, and they would never had the chance to get Anakin Through the Shields. Stop saying Jar-Jar is an idiot, he's the reason the deiversion worked, for if he hadnt been there the gungans would have never wanted to work with Naboo.

NerfYoda
05-23-2002, 10:25 PM
Our society places to muuch emphasis on blame. Don't cast blame, but fix the problem at hand.. Oh wait this is fiction... :D

DarkSaber-<ZeN>
05-23-2002, 10:26 PM
I blamed No one...well except DarthSidious/ChancellorPalpatine/EmporerPalpatine

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