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iguelmay
05-28-2002, 01:00 AM
First of all, let me say the rules...
1. Road cars only (no F1, Indy, NASCAR etc)
2. the Car is travelling 60km/h (about 38 m/h)
3. You do NOT have to pay for damages done to the car.

so, on with the show...
if i were to get hit, i'd like to get hit by a corvette, or a Ferrari F50, one of those nice cars with a low front so i can just roll over the whole thing.

On the other hand, i'd love to get hit by a Honda S2000, since it's my favourite car, ever. Though i'd hate to damage one at all.

SPY_jmr1
05-28-2002, 01:07 AM
hmm... 2dr geo metro... just stick your foot out and TRIP the thing:D whooshhhhhhhhhthud:D hehehehe

Boba Rhett
05-28-2002, 01:11 AM
Most likely a Bug covered in foam rubber ten feet thick.

DannyJAllTheWay
05-28-2002, 02:07 AM
I'd go out in style...My minivan.

Jabbas WhOr3
05-28-2002, 02:56 AM
Japanese Oragami car ...first brought out in the 1998 Tokyo Motor show to save fossil fuel emissions ...maybe...im not sure...errggg..dribble :eek:

Chua
05-28-2002, 03:29 AM
a toy car

Demangel
05-28-2002, 11:12 AM
Me?

I'd like to joust with a mack truck coming downa hill at me if I had to chose my way of going out in style involving this kind of insanity.

I'd get a shopping cart or something, and make a kind of plaster horse body for it complete with saddle ETC. Then get a long pole, and make it look like a lance.

We'd set up by having the mack truck at the top of one hill.. and me at the top of the other (looks kinda like a "U").

Some kind soul would give me a push, and a few seconds later (to make sure we meet at the bottom), the truck driver would floor it (with or without trailer, with the strailer it will go a bit slower but hit alot harder, without it, it will go MUCH faster though so it's up to those involved).

I'd lean into it like I was jousting in real life...

then just for humors sake I'd scream out something funny a split second before impact (like: "Have at ye!" or "By the power of grayskullllll!!!!!!" or something silly like that.)

I figure the impact will render me dead before I feel anything, and it would look funny and disgusting as hell. surely i would end up in a snuff film of some sort, but one which gets a kind of "I laughed till I cried at how this dork died..." review.

I would estimate that people would be finding peices of me long after the incident, and I would be talked about for ages inurban legends and the like.

Maybe I'll get lucky and the media will have a special on me and how Tv and video games rots your brains into doing stupid stuff (I'll say in my will that my video games made me do it).

they will of course jump all over it because they love that kind of stuff...

I can see the headline now:

"does playing video games make you insane? a few things parents should know before bying thier little loved ones these horrible satanic toys..." "today a young man way smushed by a mack truck at over 100 MPH. His friends say he was hoping to inspire the makers of twisted metal into finaly making a crazy knight guy on a horse that looks like a car, after repeated attempts to get them to listen which fell on deaf ears... unfortunately his hope of a final solution where more final than he bargained for... since then the developers of twisted metal have fallen in love with his idea, and are using it in the new game. However the young man will never play it... and maybe you won't either since all the games profits are going to the 'soccer mom's against anything fun' organization due to a mix up at the bank... the mothers against everything fun organization is against video games that don't have the central point of making kids clean thier rooms and don't involves lots of happy puppet like characters doing 'good deeds, and being rewarded for them'. This same group is however for the widespread distrubution of SUVs and minivans for any mother with 2 children or any mother with one child who has 10 friends who all play soccer.

Either that or they will try to get shoppping carts banned or somehting...

heheh thats my two cents :)

RobKerwin
05-28-2002, 11:17 AM
A car going slow enough so I could get back up and say "Hey! You there!"

The Truthful Liar
05-28-2002, 11:46 AM
I'd prefer a train though :p gotta love those *TOOT TOOT* sounds :) especially before an untimely death

Car: umm.. it'd be... a... Pre-World War2 Ford car with those super strong bumpers that would crimple other cars, ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaah baby!!

Cheers ;)

TheMadDoofer
05-28-2002, 11:46 AM
Lamborghini Diablo! :D

Hannibal
05-28-2002, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Most likely a Bug covered in foam rubber ten feet thick.

Yeah or the brand new 2003 Nerf Roadster.

BCanr2d2
05-28-2002, 11:59 AM
Something like the 911 GT-1, or McLaren F1, the Porsche 911 GT-1, the road going vehicle they had to create to race in the GT section of Le Mans, and the McLaren F1 road car, with it's BMW V-12 engine. Both of them have low noses, and very angular, could just roll over the top of them!!

Mobius47
05-28-2002, 12:23 PM
A BMW X5, because it can stop on a dime and has an "autopilot" to prevent the car from losing control and sliding.:D

Of course, if it had to hit, then a KIA, because it would collapse like a soda can upon impact.

Blobbafett
05-28-2002, 03:23 PM
a paramedics van

Micozade
05-28-2002, 08:55 PM
One of them granny crts so i could slap the bitch as i fell to the fall and knock her out of her chair. Then head but her with whats left of my dis membered body ( take that you dynasty lover. ohhh young man theres no running away now) AAARRRGGGHHHHH.Dudes save me im losing my mind this grannys gang banging me :fett:

Blobbafett
05-28-2002, 09:03 PM
dude you already got hit by one of them granny carts , thats why your dribbling and frothing at the side of your mouth and you have to eat all sorts of soft foods...like VEGtable soup...

and anyway you is sad, because you didnt even know when you were disabled for life after the cart accident , that the bloody thing wasnt even moving it was just parked.

and yo momma was driving it...."Im going to get that slaphead !" she smiled as she bounced over your puny body

RobKerwin
05-28-2002, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Blobbafett
dude you already got hit by one of them granny carts , thats why your dribbling and frothing at the side of your mouth and you have to eat all sorts of soft foods...like VEGtable soup...

and anyway you is sad, because you didnt even know when you were disabled for life after the cart accident , that the bloody thing wasnt even moving it was just parked.

and yo momma was driving it...."Im going to get that slaphead !" she smiled as she bounced over your puny body

I think that granny did more than run him over... she probably hit him with a cane about 20 times, thats the reason he is such a dumbass. And a big time..you guessed it..NURF HERDER!!!

acdcfanbill
05-29-2002, 03:06 PM
the largest truck in the world, hmm, dont remimber the name, they haul coal out of strip mines, their tires are 10 ft tall, so it would drive solidly overtop of me... :D

Micozade
05-29-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by RobKerwin


I think that granny did more than run him over... she probably hit him with a cane about 20 times, thats the reason he is such a dumbass. And a big time..you guessed it..NURF HERDER!!!

This means war has been declared be prepared to be double fetted in a classic pincer movement . oh by the way i spelt nurf incorrectly to prove you were never a sw fan . Whos the fool now ( said like mr t style)

Olin Valden
05-29-2002, 07:43 PM
1) McLaren F1 (fasest Street Car in the US base price is 999,999.99 no specials, Handmade car.)

Darth Seph
05-29-2002, 07:56 PM
Id rather just get run over by a hurst , so the second I die they can just put me in the back and drive to my grave

acdcfanbill
05-29-2002, 11:05 PM
McLaren F1 LM quickest car ever... 0 - 100 - 0 mph in 11.5 seconds... :eek: WOW!

Vestril
05-29-2002, 11:55 PM
This thread RULES!!!!

Hrmmm...I say gimme an old school Aston Martin any day, that would finish me off in style :D

Bungalow
05-30-2002, 12:51 AM
Actually the Porsche GT3 has the fastest acceleration from 0-60

If were to get hit, I'd be hit by the President's indestructible cadillac, think of the headlines, think of the cash settlement.

Or maybe Takumi's AE86 Trueno

JAtM Trev
05-30-2002, 03:40 AM
From experience, being hit by a Mazda minivan ain't too bad. Sure it hurt, but the old chinese lady driving was very sympathetic about it.

And remember kids always look both ways before crossing the streets.

Pedantic
05-30-2002, 05:00 AM
I wanna taste the grille of an Escalade with dubs on it. :D

Micozade
05-30-2002, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by acdcfanbill
McLaren F1 LM quickest car ever... 0 - 100 - 0 mph in 11.5 seconds... :eek: WOW!

My fireblade can go faster than that . 0 - 100 -0 in under ten seconds and its a proven fact. Id like to be hit by an ice cream van so the cops could cone me off and i could have all the sprinkels and stuff

TiE23
05-31-2002, 12:10 PM
I preffer being dragged than hit, I'll paint the road colors :explode: The car would be... um... a... Ferarri F-75 Minivan :D :D :D

RobKerwin
05-31-2002, 01:39 PM
I must stop flaming Micozade, ok, a VW bug so I roll right over it

Nill the Mean
05-31-2002, 10:43 PM
I know the answer to this question! I got hit by a car and it was a BMW. I don't remember what model though.

Divine Spirit
06-01-2002, 08:43 PM
definately a Jaguar E-Type driven by Jeremy Clarkson!!! my favourite car driven by my favourite driver!

:D


Divine Spirit

Clem
06-01-2002, 08:48 PM
my mini

Chastan
06-01-2002, 10:58 PM
A Delorean!!! w00t! ;)

Blobbafett
06-08-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Micozade


My fireblade can go faster than that . 0 - 100 -0 in under ten seconds and its a proven fact. Id like to be hit by an ice cream van so the cops could cone me off and i could have all the sprinkels and stuff


JESUS BLOODY JONES!!!!
fireblade fireblade firebloodyblade...fireblade this fireblade that....
I bet you sleep with it inder your covers at night
yeah yeah it might go fast, but you never tell anybody that youve still got your stabilisers on.

the ones you kept from your chopper.

but I take that all back because I now have the streethawk mp3 and I want to re-live those 90 degree hispeed turns sometime soon.
and if we DO get hit by an ice cream van... mines a 99 with jurrasic juice on it....Mr Kerwin fancies a screwball....with two balls - not one you cheap skate........and ...btw....YOUR PAYING!....
you did after all drive us into the path of this ice cream van.
bloody woman driver

Pedantic
06-08-2002, 01:24 AM
What's a fireblade?

obi
06-08-2002, 01:25 AM
I think I would get hit my a Pento.

I would find it rather ironic, seeing how I was born in a pento.

(not joking, i was born in a pento)

Pedantic
06-08-2002, 01:26 AM
I always thought it was a "Pinto." :confused:

obi
06-08-2002, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by Pedantic
I always thought it was a "Pinto." :confused:


Well, I'm not up on all the latest ones:D :D :D :D


(I think i spelt it wrong)

Blobbafett
06-08-2002, 01:33 AM
whats a fireblade?

its a honda fireblade mad bastard sports bike.

quicker than an excreted turd after a vindaloo.

Pedantic
06-08-2002, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Blobbafett
whats a fireblade?

its a honda fireblade mad bastard sports bike.

quicker than an excreted turd after a vindaloo.

I see. What a...vivid...description. :D

Blobbafett
06-08-2002, 03:28 PM
maybe not the most poetic turn of phrase , but the general picture is quite.....strong.

maybe if I equate it to being somewhat speedier than one of the fastest swoops or speeder bikes - would that make it any more interesting?

definately less turd-like