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Mr.T Kicks Ass
05-29-2002, 08:53 PM
One day, B.A.Baracus and Kyle were off to Endor on one of their Crazy adventures. The two friends were having a heated discussion about Ewoks:ewok:, when B.A said...

XERXES
05-29-2002, 11:52 PM
stfu ewoks are gay!

DannyJAllTheWay
05-30-2002, 01:25 AM
...Then Kyle killed B.A.Baracus.

Tyrion
05-30-2002, 02:31 AM
And then the death star III's laser fired upon Kyle...

~*H0ly_sHat*~
05-30-2002, 03:21 AM
...which kyle was able to block by using....:confused:

Jabbas WhOr3
05-30-2002, 03:35 AM
...his forehead..
He then turned and looked to the sky......

inSpiRe-
05-30-2002, 03:53 AM
and saw a stormie saying :trooper: HEY YOU THERE!!! :trooper:

sry had to do that one:rolleyes:

X R Kun
05-30-2002, 04:13 AM
the stormie said, " lets see some ID!" in which kyle replied ," But I was goin to Toshe station to get some power converters!" the stormie stared at him and said.....

XERXES
05-30-2002, 04:16 AM
stfu noob, you dont need to get those power convertors....

gonk-raider
05-30-2002, 04:21 AM
Then A time portal opens and all of hte jedi council right before epsiode 2 and then look at everyone who resently posed besides my self and killed them all the end

Demangel
05-30-2002, 04:21 AM
The kyle thought real fast and whipped out his jedi mind trick powers:

Kyle: "You will get me those power converters yourself..."

Stormie: "I will get you those power converters myself..."

Kyle "and big tall frosty beverage..."

Stormie: "And a big tall frosty beverage..."

The stormie walked off, but before he could get very far... Lando arrived and said:

Tyrion
05-30-2002, 04:43 AM
Anybody who saw undercover brother preview will understand this-

Lando: Kyle, come through the door

Kyle: cant the door wont let me through....

Lando: ok, I'm coming-He does some wierd hand shake with a hand coming out of the ship and a voice from the machine says:Blackness comfirmed, you got soul!

Kyle then walks into ship, smelling beer and death sticks.....

Ben_Walker
05-30-2002, 06:07 AM
And Kyle saw Yoda and Count Dooku duking it out and Kyle said...

XERXES
05-30-2002, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Anybody who saw undercover brother preview will understand this-

Lando: Kyle, come through the door

Kyle: cant the door wont let me through....

Lando: ok, I'm coming-He does some wierd hand shake with a hand coming out of the ship and a voice from the machine says:Blackness comfirmed, you got soul!

Kyle then walks into ship, smelling beer and death sticks.....

:lol: :rofl: :lol: hahaa nice..."you got soul!"

anyway...

noobs...pffffffffff....let me take him yoda...you go sit in the corner and stfu...

Mr.T Kicks Ass
05-30-2002, 06:48 PM
The Storm Trooper came back with Kyle's big tall frodty beverage and said...

Robbiesan
05-30-2002, 07:29 PM
"here is your drink Jedi"

**little did Kyle know the stormie had broekn out of the mind trick and decided to add something personal to Kyles yellow drink to get him back**

Kyle took a sip and with a contorted look on his face said...

Ben_Walker
05-31-2002, 04:20 AM
"Tastes like lemon."

~*H0ly_sHat*~
05-31-2002, 04:21 AM
erm...this has nothing to do with the story but dont u guys think that this thread is not very fluid? why not instead of writing paragrahps, we just write down a word or two to make postings easier to connect to each other?
er... well ... thats all i hav to say~
Peace!:D

XERXES
05-31-2002, 04:42 AM
STFU = shut the f**k up

X R Kun
05-31-2002, 06:56 AM
Kyle took one look at Holy Shat and poured his mug contents into his pants. Holy Shat screamed in horror as his...

Ben_Walker
05-31-2002, 07:54 AM
..his uncle walked through the door.

Mr.T Kicks Ass
05-31-2002, 09:41 AM
Holy shat's uncle took shat and spanked him for days

~*H0ly_sHat*~
05-31-2002, 01:23 PM
...... for not knowing what was 'STFU' and making a stupid comment....

Soyuz7k
05-31-2002, 03:11 PM
but then the new deathstar turns upand fires its super laser kyle pulls out an acme mirror and sends the beam back to the death star

Darth Seph
05-31-2002, 04:10 PM
The beam hits a Naboo cruiser on the way back.

DannyJAllTheWay
05-31-2002, 07:32 PM
...While also hitting the ship that was carrying all the people that were making fun of ~*H0ly_sHat*~ on it. (Meaning that they died. ) Also included in the ship were all the people who planned on seeing "Undercover Brother".

iguelmay
06-01-2002, 12:47 AM
after deflecting the death star's super laser, Kyle returns to his frosty.

"Thats Brisk baby!"

(storm trooper looks at him awkwardly):trooper:

after finishing the frosty he proceeds to fight Dooku...
:lsduel:

XERXES
06-01-2002, 02:13 AM
:trooper: hey! you there! ...stfu! ill show you brisk, baby...

Tyrion
06-01-2002, 12:49 PM
And the deathstar IIII fired upon the planet kyle, the stormy, and the uncle was one. This is what happend....


:explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode:

techsurfer
06-01-2002, 01:08 PM
But the beam hit the stormtrooper who blew leaving only his helmet - which Kyle gave to the Ewoks who used them for agreat jamming session with...

X R Kun
06-01-2002, 02:49 PM
Chewbacca!! Suddenly...

techsurfer
06-01-2002, 03:23 PM
... Yoda joined to do some MCing but lost concentration and unleashed lightning bolts from his hands frying everyone playing. Thankfully...

Madcow
06-01-2002, 10:30 PM
uranus exploded