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Micozade
05-30-2002, 02:17 PM
Seeing the darth vader quotes its only fair we should have some classics from the little green man himself.

1 unlearn what you learned

2 do or do not there is no try

3 afraid , you will be , YOU WILL BE


these are some of my all time favs there must be more out there

Kylilin
05-30-2002, 03:21 PM
"wars not make one great"

-=Darkflame=-
05-30-2002, 03:42 PM
I sense much fear in you

fear leads to angre, angre leads to hate, hate leads to suffering



I sens anakin is suffering

acdcfanbill
05-30-2002, 03:48 PM
size matters not...

Zindell
05-30-2002, 05:25 PM
judge me by my size do you? hmmmm, the force is my ally and a powerful ally it is indeed.

when 900 hundred years old you become look this good you will not.

Vagabond
05-30-2002, 05:32 PM
My hands-down, all-time favorite is:...for the Jedi it is time to eat as well...
That makes me laugh every time - it's so off-the-wall weird, it's just hilarious! :cool:

Robbiesan
05-30-2002, 06:57 PM
My fav is when he is rummaging through Luke's things when tehy first meet on Dagobah.. it's hilarious when him and R2 are fighting over the light.. "mine!! mine!!" and whacking him with the stick...

Redstorm
05-30-2002, 10:47 PM
It think Yodas command skills need mentioning, can you imagine interpreting his orders.

"Around the survivors a perimeter form"

And something that I want Yoda to say just to refect the fact that he is a muppet at heart:

"Being green easy it is not" ;)

:yodaball:

Datheus
05-31-2002, 05:29 AM
My fav is when he is rummaging through Luke's things when tehy first meet on Dagobah.. it's hilarious when him and R2 are fighting over the light.. "mine!! mine!!" and whacking him with the stick...
LMAO!

YES!

That's got to be the best. I laughed for 5 minutes. :D

Another good one is

LUKE: I'm looking for someone

YODA: Looking? Found someone you have, it seems *Yoda laugh here*

Kurgan
05-31-2002, 07:10 AM
mine...mine...MINE!!!!!!


Help you I can... YESS! Ehehehehe!!

Bungalow
05-31-2002, 08:58 AM
I like that wierd hilarious laugh he always does

Robbiesan
05-31-2002, 04:46 PM
same, his laugh always cracks me up... :p

JediMasterBater
05-31-2002, 05:16 PM
"..for once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny..."

"I sense much fear in you."

FratBoyTX
05-31-2002, 05:32 PM
"Lost a planet Obi-Wan had. How embarrasing!"

"Much to learn, still have you"

Zindell
06-01-2002, 05:22 AM
I merely like his little Hmmm thing he does, the laugh is cool too though.

swannie
06-03-2002, 03:10 AM
lol yeah his laugh makes me laugh

*it make me laugh,it did*




*pissed my self i have *

:syoda:

NerfYoda
06-03-2002, 05:31 AM
"Yoda! You seek Yoda!"
"Take you too him I will... MEH ERRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!"

Yoda_623
06-03-2002, 02:16 PM
Begun this clone war has.:yodaball:

Absath
06-03-2002, 03:45 PM
"fear leads to anger. Anger leads to suffering. Suffering leads to doobies. doobies.......lead to twinkies."


hehe saw that on a photoshopped pic once of yoda holding a blunt ;)


-Abs

MUHAHAHAHAHA
06-03-2002, 03:57 PM
"Lost a planet Obi-Wan had. How embarrasing!"

"Much to learn, still have you"

I don't mean to nitpick, but both of those quotes are misquotes..... Gotta give the green dude his due ;)

"Mmmmmmmmmm.... Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has... How embarrassing, how embarrassing."

and

"Much to learn, you still have."

I could go into the grammar of Yodaspeak, as it is pretty simple, but I won't.... I just don't want to see 2 of his best quotes butchered :)

yoda my name is
06-04-2002, 05:52 PM
Hihi i am just kiding yoda is the most powerfull jedi in the jedi council i fink ........ or oldest i have forgot .........



Have you seen Ep II

i laught when yoda were doing that damn carate thing with his hands :::::::::::::::: strong have you become , but still much to lurn ..
hey don't blame me for my english , iam from sweden !
:yoda::evanpiel:

And may the force be with you
:ben:

CraZy_B
06-04-2002, 06:49 PM
Yeah. He can barely move but he starts brakedancing in the middle of a duel.- funny:D