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Master Rooster
06-03-2002, 09:22 AM
Some wee ditties...

(to the tune of The Boxer)
In the clearing stands the Jedi,
A fighter by his trade,
And he struggles to remember
Any kill he ever made that wasn’t
A backstab,
Or a force push,
Or a crummy DFA
“I am winning, I am winning”
his lameness never waned.

(to the tune of the Sound of Silence)
After one o’ four I saw,
A few dozen people maybe more,
People duelling without thinking,
People battling without looking,
People having fights that no-one ever won,
The players were gone,
Leaving the sounds of sabres.

I've got a few more of these, including full length versions of rock n' roll suicide and a different sound of silence. I'm also looking forward to doing C3PO's rap.

Does anybody actually want me to show the others or are these a load of old hairy hedgehogs?

Oh yeah, these don't really show my sentiments regarding the oatch/es, it was just the only way I could make stuff rhyme.

06-03-2002, 04:37 PM
(Fabulous-You can't deny it)
I can't deny it,
I'm a F'n Jedi,
You don't wanna f'k with me
cause you know I got the force with me
Pull and backstab from me
You can't deny it,
I'm a f'n Jedi,
You don't wanna f'k with me,
cause you know I got my saber with me,
Jedi's check that I got my saber with me

06-03-2002, 04:51 PM
now all we need is a tune to sing about the fine art (read 'whoring') of the kick to the face.. hehe.. I'm not whining though cause I admit I have been bad and used it a lot since I learned about it.. my bad..