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Kj°len
06-17-2002, 07:09 AM
Maybe you've heard but....
YAY Austin Power 3 coming out in theaters July 26!

Also check out some obvious Trapezoid work, found on another unsuspecting forum:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/up..._luckylucky.swf

COJ
06-17-2002, 09:24 PM
Yuck, he was only good in the first one, the second was horrible, this one will probably worst, oh well, im still going to go see it

Kj°len
06-18-2002, 01:19 AM
Naw, I think the second was better. It had MiniMe and that fat guy and all those other cool things....

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-18-2002, 02:34 AM
i think 1 was better

COJ
06-18-2002, 03:22 AM
the first movie of a series is always the best...

Kj°len
06-18-2002, 03:38 AM
But.......MiniMe!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-18-2002, 06:40 AM
terminator2 was better than terminator1

Kj°len
06-18-2002, 07:20 AM
And Austin Powers 2 was better than 1!!!:(

COJ
06-18-2002, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop
terminator2 was better than terminator1

true, but I mean...normally its like that....

Natty At School
06-18-2002, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Griswold
the first movie of a series is always the best...

Unless it's Empire Strikes Back :D

Actually, I love both- least in the first one Austin was more stoopid, and in the 2nd one it makes fun of StarWars which is hilarious (coz it was released the same year Phantom Menace was)

"Austin...I am your father"
"really?"
"no not really no"

Also- I love the whole Austin 10minutes from now thing, oh and Seth Green looks better with black hair :D Always thought he looked stoopid with Red hair

This time we're gonna have mini Austin Powers :D


Oh and of course the Mummy was better than the Mummy Returns. Things got boring once Rick and Evie got married- how booooooooring "have I kissed you today" blah how sad and sappy, least the Mummy was funny

"but I am proud of what I am. I am a LIBRARIAN..and I'm going to Kiss you Mr O'Connel"
"call me Rick"
"ohhhh...Rick" *splat- passes out*

How funnneee :D

Frenchyd
06-18-2002, 01:54 PM
MUMMY RETURNS WAS LIKE 538925 times BETTER!!!

I hated the mummy. it was actually scary.. maybe it was the age i saw it at.

but mummy returns? that was AWESOME
hahaha

it was stupid though. which is why it was funny
like when the kid sticks his arm in the braclet.
who would do that?
I love that movie.

COJ
06-18-2002, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Natty At School


Unless it's Empire Strikes Back :D



hum.......i say its about tied with Episode 4

Doodle Dude of Doom
06-18-2002, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Kj°len
Maybe you've heard but....
YAY Austin Power 3 coming out in theaters July 26!

Also check out some obvious Trapezoid work, found on another unsuspecting forum:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/up..._luckylucky.swf

Oh no. Not another Austin Power movie. Sigh [Crying, Screaming]noooo!!![/]

Deadmeat_X
06-18-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Frenchyd
MUMMY RETURNS WAS LIKE 538925 times BETTER!!!

I hated the mummy. it was actually scary.. maybe it was the age i saw it at.

but mummy returns? that was AWESOME
hahaha

it was stupid though. which is why it was funny
like when the kid sticks his arm in the braclet.
who would do that?
I love that movie.

No the mummy and the mummy return both sucked a lot of ass, as did Scorpion King and Tomb Raider.

However, Austin 3 stars B. Spears, so I'm against it...

COJ
06-19-2002, 12:05 AM
i like Austin Powers 1, cuz he had less budget then Austin Powers 3, and made it much more funnier...

Acrylic
06-19-2002, 10:29 AM
Heh, I just wanna see undercover brother. and the new guy. and spirit! j/k, just kidding, just kidding bout the spirit, yeah...:c3po:

COJ
06-19-2002, 11:05 AM
Undercover borther was the biggest rip off me and my friend have ever got...it was the worst movie ive ever seen, only good thing is that black kickin racist's ass.

if u go see the movie, ur loosing the money, no no no...its better to say, they stole u your money

Acrylic
06-19-2002, 12:22 PM
ok, ok.

Natty
06-19-2002, 02:02 PM
I thought Benoyce Knowles from Destiny's Child was in Austin Powers3- not Britney Spears? Come off it, Mike Myers has better taste than Britney- least for the love of god I hope she does. Although she'd probably make a good slut, probably coz she is one

"oh look at me I'm Britney Spears and I'm a cute sweet innocent little virgin. I'm going to wait till I get married before I have sex. Oh I'm such a good girl, I sing about being someone's slave and oopsies I did it again, I played with some guys co*k...ooops I mean I played with his heart"

*few drinks later*

"JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS THE BEST GUY I'VE EVER FU*KED, HE'S REALLY GOOD IM TELLING YOU. HE'S GREAT IN BED. I LOVE SUCKING HIS CO*K HE TASTES SOOOO GOOD AND MY BACKUP DANCERS ARE QUITE GOOD IN THE SACK AS WELL. ORAL SEX IS THE BEST"

*after sobering up*

"I'm still a sweet innocent little virgin- I never said I had sex with Justin Timberlake. I'm Britney Spears and Britney is going to wait till she gets married before losing her virginity"

She's admitted to having sex with Justin and Justin has admitted it as well. So duuuuuuh she can play a horny little slut if she needs to

Drunken_Sailor
06-19-2002, 06:13 PM
Hehe...:D

Feral
06-19-2002, 11:09 PM
Geex, Natty, don't get emotional. Plus, Britney is only a cameo, I think.

Natty
06-20-2002, 02:56 PM
Oh thank goodness for that :D Hope she dies within 10seconds of her being seen on screen Ala Robin Swallows, wouldn't mind blowing Britney up myself

COJ
06-21-2002, 01:41 PM
it be cool to see Britany die by Dr. Evil....it be sweet just seeing Britany on the chair, Dr.Evil pressing the button "Britany Spears" and whoop, she's a goner...

Joshi
06-21-2002, 06:24 PM
i think both austin powers were good, but i'd have to say that austin powers 1 takes the cake with the swedish made penis enlarger pump.

Guy: one swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin: (shocked and embarrased) that's not mine!
Guy: one warenty card for swedish made penis enlarger pump
Austin: i keep telling you baby, that's not mine
Guy: one credit card resite for swedish made penis enlarger pump, signed by austin powers.
Austin: i don't know what your talking about, this sort of thing isn't my bag baby.
Guy: one book "swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me, this sort of thing is my bag baby" by Austin Powers.
Austin: ah

COJ
06-22-2002, 12:36 AM
I laugh my balls out on that scene....

Kj°len
06-22-2002, 02:59 AM
yeah, i feel bad for the people out there that don't have the ability to do that during those situations....:p