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paulbarnard
10-12-2000, 05:36 PM
The Knight Watch Shipping Corporation is looking for dedicated members who enjoy playing X-Wing Alliance and Jedi Knight online. We are an inclusive non-millitary group.

We are a smugglers, (cough cough), i mean legitimate shippers. Our goal is to make profits. We stay true to the spirit of Star Wars of Han Solo, Lando Calriasian, Talon Karrde, Mara Jade, Booster Terrik etc.

How to we maintain order? We're a corporation. Answerable only to the CEO. Many tasks and many projects are group efforts or volunteer work. WE worry less about rank and protocol to focus more on
fun and gaming.

We encourage three things, interaction with in the group. Playing online weekly. And having fun.

Check out our site to find out more about us. Or contact me, the Bad Monkey, CEO of Knight Watch. I'll be happy to assist. Hope to have you on my payroll soon.


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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

paulbarnard
10-12-2000, 05:39 PM
Oh yeah, I'm back. Grad School is finally going at the point where i have more time than just to run the meetings and compose a weekly newsletter.

well it's good to be in the realm of posting again. and yes our site moved.

Had major issues with the Xoom FTP server. So i moved ust to tripod.

http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

paulbarnard
10-15-2000, 04:18 PM
Knight Watch accepts players of all abilities. We're more concerned with how active and contributing to the group you will be than how good of a player you are.

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

paulbarnard
10-22-2000, 05:29 AM
IS there anyone out there?

Garindan
10-26-2000, 04:04 PM
probably.

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Rage is my ally.

paulbarnard
10-27-2000, 04:20 AM
just checking.

paulbarnard
11-01-2000, 08:03 PM
sometimes i do wonder though if anyone reads any of this.

Pedro The Hutt
11-01-2000, 09:03 PM
I read this.
Oh yeah, you hold on a bit more, I've almost convinced my father into letting me play online.(so I could join perhaps, if I'm allowed in the clan ofcourse)

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
11-02-2000, 02:27 AM
I will let you in. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif


Most clans will let a good player in, and a good clan won't put up with cheaters or hackers.

I should know, I'm in 40 clans!!!

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"You gave me an ABNORMAL BRAIN?!"

paulbarnard
11-02-2000, 04:27 AM
we don't discriminate. just as long as you have fun.

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
11-02-2000, 08:44 PM
Are you in 40 clans??? I tought you could only be in one at the same time.(because eventually eventually you'll be shooting against your friends of one of the other clans)

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
11-03-2000, 03:33 AM
More than likly- but I'm in this just for fun. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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"You gave me an ABNORMAL BRAIN?!"

paulbarnard
11-04-2000, 04:14 AM
hey pedro, why don't you email me, we'd let you join. we're sort of in a membership drive (like normal).

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
11-04-2000, 09:37 PM
Sure, but has to written in it. something like my CV. like:
"Flying to the core and back of the 2nd Death Star"
"over a year worth of killing my sister in JK"
"Destroyed a SD flying a B-Wing with only on wing-man to help"
(oh yeah, I managed to convince me dad yesterday,so I should be flying around soon enough)But I'm not sure if I'll be able to play on a weekly base, I've got exams coming within a month.

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
11-05-2000, 04:13 PM
that's cool. i disappear for a weeks at a time too. we just tell each other where we'll be and when. oh yeah, and if you know people

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

paulbarnard
11-12-2000, 03:51 AM
Glad to have you aboard Pedro. I look forward to seeing your completed aplication in the corporate email box soon.



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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
11-12-2000, 12:41 PM
Gee, Thanks.

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
11-17-2000, 06:36 PM
time for the weekly update. holding tournaments at the moment within our group. Both XWA and JK.

check us out.

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

paulbarnard
11-28-2000, 05:48 PM
Pedro, thought you were going to take over this recruiting forum?

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
11-28-2000, 06:12 PM
Hey, It's as if I don't have anything else to do. I was going to do it after I did my homework, but you beated me to it.(yes I do have 34 hours worth of school a week, homework not included, and I've just been sick, so I need to catch up on that too. I'm busy these days)
But anyway. So, Now I'm the PR manager for Knight Watch http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif. Knight Watch is the clan that I've recently joined, (don't worry Oninosensi, I'll join yours too, if I'm still allowed). but since Paul is kindofa busy these days becoming the greatest Bio-chemist of all time. I have to take over the recruiting. So, If any JK or XWA owner out there wants a clan that's based about fun instead oif gaming skill. Join us.(BTW, our boss is a real perfectionist, so things will run smoothly.)

Well, That's my first recruiting post. I'll have to do this again in 7 days(or less). See ya.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
11-29-2000, 04:37 AM
Once I get my system running smoothly I will let you know what is going on.

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Pedro The Hutt
12-09-2000, 09:37 AM
Just updating, but beware, Sailor Meike has joined us, AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! EEEEK http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/eek.gif etc...
But we are still recruiting new members.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
12-10-2000, 03:45 PM
Oh no... Just don't put here in public relations

paulbarnard
12-10-2000, 04:26 PM
I won't be putting her anywhere unless she sends me an email. the address she gave me sends it back as undeliverable.

Pedro The Hutt
12-14-2000, 08:00 PM
Just updating, sadly, a couple of members have left http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif.
And I am going to kick Sailor Meike out of her chair and tell her to find a head shot.

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
12-14-2000, 11:05 PM
she's not required to have one. but if she wants one, she can find the guidelines for ones not in the library on the proper page.

Pedro The Hutt
01-04-2001, 09:23 PM
Just updating, and if you want to join, either wait until jan.8 or put it on this forum, or mail me http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif.

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No!
I am your father.

Kylilin
01-05-2001, 01:30 PM
I am interested in joining your clan, but I can't be at all he meeting times posted.

oninosensi
01-06-2001, 03:34 AM
Paul, aka the bad monkey, will return on Jan. 8th. He seems fairly resonable, at least towrd me. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Pedro The Hutt
01-06-2001, 11:52 AM
Hey Kylilin, That's not a problem, if you're in one out of four meetings, you should still be allowed to stay in the clan, it's when you miss 5 meetings that you are banned. So there. BTW, you'd be the 2nd DBZ fan to join the group, Sailor Meike is the 1st I think.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-07-2001, 03:52 AM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sorry, reflex reaction....

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Pedro The Hutt
01-07-2001, 11:07 AM
Are you screaming "No!!!!!!!" because you think that the meetings would turn into to DBZ chit-chats. If that's the case, than you are indeed to right to be afraid, be very afraid http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif!(BTW Kylilin, in a couple of days, Sailor Meike's anime coulumn should appear on our site.)

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-08-2001, 03:42 AM
Be nice to me Pedro, I have found a DBZ source, ON CD!! HAHA!! Something to blackmail you with!

Or.... Better yet....

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gifSomething to torture your sister with!! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Pedro The Hutt
01-08-2001, 07:37 PM
Err... Oninosensi, when was the last time I was nasty to you???
BTW, what do you mean with a DBZ-source, is it something like Star Wars: Behind The Magic, with other words, A DBZ-encyclopedia on CD? (oh my... I'd better hope that Meike stays on the Otaku(it's one that has DBZ, poké and so on boards) forum for a LONG LONG time). But feel free to torture Sailor Meike. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-09-2001, 02:06 AM
Being mean to you would be counter productive. I would rather be mean to your sister. BTW, it is most of the episodes on the CD's, all subtitled.

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

paulbarnard
01-10-2001, 06:55 PM
I am back. So as Pedro and Oni says, Feel free to email me about joining, knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com .

And about the meetings, as long as you email within 24 hours of the meeting happening on why you are not there, you are fine and considered excused.



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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
01-15-2001, 06:45 PM
Just doing an update. Shango has rejoined us.

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No!
I am your father.

Pedro The Hutt
01-16-2001, 06:07 PM
Sailor Meike's Anime column is up. And my JK-level review is up as well. So check it out. And mail any comments to my dreamcast mail adress. (as seen in my profile on this here forum) And if you have any comments on Meike's stuff.... Mail me as well http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
01-17-2001, 03:23 AM
Pedro is expierencing Technical dificulties. If i hit in in the back of his head hard enough he'll quit repeating what he as already said.

Pedro The Hutt
01-17-2001, 07:51 PM
That's odd, I only pressed the button once.
But I deleted one post. Hehehe... Now Paul's post looks even more silly. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-18-2001, 12:21 AM
I choose to belive he slapped you one the back of the head and it fixed the problem. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

paulbarnard
01-18-2001, 03:30 AM
That's what is is. And you know it too Pedro. Go see the 2-1B Droid on the station. You might have a concussion.

Pedro The Hutt
01-18-2001, 07:23 PM
I already did,thanks. And none of you hit me on the back of my head. It was a bloody classmate who hit me full in the face with a badminton-racket during doubles. I blacked out for a second then. But anyway, I'm a bit better now so let's life continue it's way. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-19-2001, 01:43 AM
Sounds like ya needed a reboot anyway.

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

paulbarnard
01-19-2001, 03:28 AM
You sound like you do have a concussion. Be careful of any headaches the next few days and don't take any naps. Just sleep normally.

Pedro The Hutt
01-19-2001, 09:43 PM
I did only have a light concussion, and I never take naps BTW, but my neck is the main problem, I got whiplashed.(that's why I blacked out). And during that black-out, it seems like I strained most of my muscles so badly to keep standing, that I need kinesitherapy for at least 20 sessions.(for both neck and muscles)

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No!
I am your father.

[This message has been edited by Pedro The Hutt (edited January 19, 2001).]

oninosensi
01-20-2001, 04:01 AM
owie.

"Hey mac, d'j'ya get the plat number of that truck..?"

Man, that does suck.

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Pedro The Hutt
01-23-2001, 07:44 AM
Alright, so I have been to the kinesist yesterday, she said she felt something what she called "a staircase" in my neck instead of a nice line of vertabras. Looks like I'm going to have to go there longer than I tought.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-24-2001, 01:21 AM
three words of advice for you: duck next time.

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

paulbarnard
01-26-2001, 04:59 AM
What a suprise...a you have to go back more than expected. Seems to be a pattern in non-mainstream medicine.

paulbarnard
01-26-2001, 05:08 PM
#50 is mine!!!. HAHEHO. They're coming to take me away...

oninosensi
01-28-2001, 07:02 PM
I am waiting for #100 myself


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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Pedro The Hutt
01-29-2001, 07:11 PM
Say Paul, your post reminded me of a song somehow. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

Oh yeah, about that kinesitherapie, they weren't lying, I needed to had some x-rays taken, and here are the results: 1 case of scoliosis, the 2nd and 3rd neck vertabra are all wrong. (and it also seems that one of my legs is longer then the other.)
My body is really out of shape http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
01-29-2001, 07:45 PM
One leg is longer than the other?!?!?!?!? Sounds like all that radiation is mutating you into some sort of horrilbe anime like minster!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

paulbarnard
01-30-2001, 03:36 AM
But the human body isn't symetrical. One leg is always slightly longer than the other, as one arm longer than the other. Your head/face is off center slightly, etc. The Human body is not perfect. It is just best evolved and adapted for being a human being.

paulbarnard
02-07-2001, 06:26 PM
Where's the update pedro?

Pedro The Hutt
02-08-2001, 06:54 AM
"oh my, I've forgotten all about it"-C3-PO
"nothing new right now, all fine down here"-Emkay
Doing some nice RPG-ing.
BTW Kylilin, drop us a line please! Or I'll send Sailor Meike over to haunt you!

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
02-08-2001, 05:57 PM
Sending your sister after recruits or interested people is not an acceptable practice pedro. you know she's only let out of her cage once per week at the meetings.

Pedro The Hutt
02-08-2001, 08:51 PM
Oh yeah http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif, what was I thinking. Silly me. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif
BTW, I've forgotten all about the weekly update because I've got a game called "Indiana Jones & The Infernal Machine" since monday, and err... I've been kind of busy with it!

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No!
I am your father.

[This message has been edited by Pedro The Hutt (edited February 08, 2001).]

Boba Rhett
02-08-2001, 09:14 PM
Ouch Pedro, sorry to hear about your neck.
My father is a kinesiologist so I read some things about what seems to have happened to your neck. Thats gotta hurt man! I have some problems with my legs too. 1. They can bend backwards."seriously" 2. I have a disease called osteochondroma. Basically I have a bone growning out of th side of my femur. You can't see it stickiing outa the side of my leg or anything so i'm not a total freak. lol http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

Boba Rhett
02-08-2001, 09:45 PM
What version of indy the pc one or the one for n64? I can help you with both!!

Pedro The Hutt
02-09-2001, 11:54 AM
PC, and I'm busy collecting candles now. (3 down, 1 to go, I've got the green,red and yellow candles)

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No!
I am your father.

Pedro The Hutt
02-11-2001, 09:17 PM
Weekly update, tickertape style- Meeting troubled by technologie! Tried RPG-ing via MSN. Paul is suspected of being a monkey, I'm suspected of being a hutt. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

And Boba, I jumped behind the sofa today, man, those ice creatures are scary! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif naah, made ice-sculptures of them! And I fooled around with a clock.

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
02-12-2001, 05:40 PM
I am not a Monkey, I'm Kuati. We just believe Monkeys bring good luck, especially the bad ones. They change fortune.

oninosensi
02-13-2001, 02:29 AM
My sister was born in the year of the monkey.

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

paulbarnard
02-13-2001, 05:47 PM
I was born in the year of the snake...

paulbarnard
02-16-2001, 05:25 PM
As always, we'll take people into our group. You may even stay in older groups you already belong. We're just a community of people who like Star Wars.

We also are announcing a Role Playing Division. We'll start with Wizards of the Coast game and branch into Star Wars Galaxies later. Plus we have the good old reliable X-Wing Alliance and Jedi Knight there as well.

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
02-18-2001, 08:51 PM
Weekly update...
Nothing new...
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No!
I am your father.

[This message has been edited by Pedro The Hutt (edited February 19, 2001).]

paulbarnard
02-25-2001, 02:47 AM
There is plenty of new things happening arround Knight Watch. Pedro is just not doing the job telling what is happening. We got updates almost weekly to our RPG section. The RPG section would be complete if the players would send in their stats. Also, we got new message boards and voting polls. I know the KW members IP addys from the message board, so there won't be ballot stuffing.

Pedro The Hutt
02-25-2001, 09:46 PM
Looks like I've lost my job. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif
Perhaps I didn't go for the "agressive marketing campaing". http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-01-2001, 05:03 PM
Yes you did. You need to say more than Weekly update.

Recruiting is fun (like a root canal). We like people to join us. To enjoy the fun laughter and expierence that is Knight Watch and is Star Wars. (Yes, Star Wars is funny).

Check us out, join up. We got games, role playing, side interests, and people. Plus we got women. (Yes, we actually have female members). In a few weeks time we'll be celebrating big time for our aniversary.

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

Pedro The Hutt
03-01-2001, 08:24 PM
I can't believe that you're using my sister to draw in members, she's a crazy anime freak! "(S)He's crazy, like dem foo' Murdoch!"-Mr.T

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-02-2001, 03:57 AM
your sister's mail box if full again

Nice use of the A-Team

Pedro The Hutt
03-02-2001, 10:03 PM
Thanks, I'm attached to that show, it was made in the same year that I was born. And I'm a big fan of Mr.T anyway. I read all the Mr.t Vs. comics.
So... Meike's in-box is full. I'll tell her, perhaps she should get an account that allows more then 25 mails at one time.
Hey, I've got a new recruiting slogan you could use "If you don't join me, I'm gonna throw yo butt helluva far SUCKA'!!" http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif How's about it! Why didn't I think of that earlier, I could still have my job then. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-03-2001, 04:11 PM
Good Question, not the image we want to portray however.

oninosensi
03-05-2001, 04:28 AM
Hmmm, aggeresive recruiting at its finest.

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

Pedro The Hutt
03-05-2001, 07:59 PM
Thanks! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-07-2001, 03:14 AM
I say we try co-ed naked recruiting next. I mean we already have clothing optional days on the black flag every other thursday.

Pedro The Hutt
03-08-2001, 08:32 PM
alright, I'll stay in my quarters on those days.


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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
03-09-2001, 02:17 AM
At least revoke that for the gammoreans!!

Ug! eww!!!

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

Qui-Gonn Luke
03-11-2001, 09:34 AM
hi everybody i'm Qui-Gonn Luke and i've just joined jediknight.net, does anybody else have jedi power battles for the playstation, i would like to discuss strategies?

paulbarnard
03-11-2001, 04:26 PM
Read the forum titles. If you can't read them, get some one who can. I'm sorry you conned some one out of the money to buy a console system.

paulbarnard
03-15-2001, 03:44 AM
Oh, and who was it who ordered the PPV specials with nude Gamorreans...ONI!!!!!

Pedro The Hutt
03-15-2001, 09:42 PM
And how is THAT going to help getting new recruits? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif Get that whateverPV out of the Black Flag, along with those Gamorreans.
Man, I tought that I was joining a sane & decent clan back in november. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif
Joining KW has opened an entire new world for me http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
03-16-2001, 03:56 AM
I only showed them in the common areas. Besides, i used your credit card.

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

Pedro The Hutt
03-16-2001, 09:31 PM
What? Mine's or Paul's? Oh wait, I don't have one. So it must be Paul's. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-17-2001, 03:53 AM
so that's what those mysterious charges where.

We may be sick in the head, but we are fun.

paulbarnard
03-18-2001, 04:27 PM
Our site is currently down, but the email still works. Tripod has a bug up their ass about something we put up. Violated our terms of service, they are pissing me off. I am going to make them cry.

paulbarnard
03-18-2001, 04:27 PM
Our site is currently down, but the email still works. Tripod has a bug up their ass about something we put up. Violated our terms of service, they are pissing me off. I am going to make them cry.

Pedro The Hutt
03-18-2001, 09:05 PM
KW's site is down, and that's not the only technological problem around http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/rolleyes.gif*looks up*

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-20-2001, 04:12 AM
Sadly, our home is not up still. It is sort of romantic being that we were smugglers at one time that have turned legitimate. We'll I guess we'll return to our roots, and try it without a website for a few days or weeks. Our message board is still working. Knight Watch Message Board (http://pub44.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=3711164580). As is my email. Luckily, i have the entire site on my harddrive. Just email me if interested and i can send you the important information.

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Paul Barnard
aka Bad Monkey
Knight Watch Shipping Corporation (http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/)
knight_watch_2000@yahoo.com
http://members.tripod.com/knight_watch_2000/kwbanner.gif

oninosensi
03-21-2001, 02:02 AM
As of 9pm, central time, the Black Flag is flying again. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

paulbarnard
03-21-2001, 05:47 AM
It was a lot earlier than that. Thanks for the post though. I had my hands full with some one. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

Pedro The Hutt
03-21-2001, 09:21 PM
Hurray, the Black Flag is once again inhabited by those who should be in it. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif
hmm.... I hope that Meike's anime collection was stolen/destroyed. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif And her spraying can's too for that matter.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
03-22-2001, 01:50 AM
one can only hope! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

paulbarnard
03-22-2001, 03:20 AM
i thought you did it pedro and are blaming the vong.

paulbarnard
03-25-2001, 03:54 AM
Now would be a great time to check us out. Papa Shango is redesigning our website (page by page and for a school project). Andy Whiteway is writing a new story (check out his old ones on our links page). Our RPG division is working nicely. We have one main adventure group and 2 Jedi Master/Padawan pairs.

This would be a great time to check us out. Our meeting is Sunday 1 pm US Eastern time in the KW Chat room (on site).

oninosensi
03-26-2001, 03:11 AM
That would explain why only Meinke's stuff was trashed...

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

oninosensi
03-26-2001, 03:12 AM
98!

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

oninosensi
03-26-2001, 03:13 AM
99!

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

oninosensi
03-26-2001, 03:15 AM
100 !!

Hehe!

It's mine all mine!

Told ya this is the one i wanted!
http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif

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The Master is Back
with a vengence

paulbarnard
03-26-2001, 04:24 PM
You spammed and cheated. Better bribe me with something big to not tell Kurgan...

Pedro The Hutt
03-27-2001, 08:15 PM
I'm waiting for no. 1000 myself.
BTW, We forgot something, Meike took most of her anime-stuff along when we were fleeing the black flag(yes, her anime is more important then her own life.) http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Argg.... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/mad.gif
But then again, I wouldn't like to see my own sis feeling blue. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif
And now to make Andy&Suzie sad, ALL THE ALCOHOL WAS DESTROYED! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/eek.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
03-28-2001, 04:23 AM
The Bar, they took the BAR!!!!!!

Bluto in Animal House.

oninosensi
03-29-2001, 03:59 AM
If she was blue, then she would be feeling Smurfy!

That might be more livable than DZB! (might)

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
03-29-2001, 08:01 PM
DZB, I wonder what that is???? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/confused.gif http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/rolleyes.gif
BTW, nice new sig you've got there Oninosensi. But then again, Oni means Demon.

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No!
I am your father.

[This message has been edited by Pedro The Hutt (edited April 09, 2001).]

paulbarnard
03-30-2001, 03:29 AM
Well I should fire every one of you KW members, only Meike and Suzie sent me a card on my birthday. That wouldn't be such a bad idea...just a group with me and 2 chicks in it.

paulbarnard
03-30-2001, 03:31 AM
Well I should fire every one of you KW members, only Meike and Suzie sent me a card on my birthday. That wouldn't be such a bad idea...just a group with me and 2 chicks in it.

paulbarnard
03-30-2001, 03:32 AM
Well I should fire every one of you KW members, only Meike and Suzie sent me a card on my birthday. That wouldn't be such a bad idea...just a group with me and 2 chicks in it.

Pedro The Hutt
04-01-2001, 10:49 PM
Trust me, Nothing's worse then DBZ!


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No!
I am your father.

Pedro The Hutt
04-01-2001, 10:50 PM
Trust me, Nothing's worse then DBZ!


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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-02-2001, 04:06 AM
Ah, but there were 99 male smurfs before there was smurfette.

paulbarnard
04-05-2001, 03:44 AM
There were 99 male smurfs before gargamel created smurfette

paulbarnard
04-06-2001, 06:04 PM
We are always looking for people to join our free trade movement. Right now we are especially looking for people who want to help us fight our private little war against the Yuuzhan Vong. Would like to put out a call to JK and XWA editors to help us design such campaigns as well as RPG'ers to help us fight the battle online at the moment.

Pedro The Hutt
04-06-2001, 09:18 PM
The Smurfs, one of the things where I can be proud/ashamed off. (It's a Belgian Comic originally, in case any of you didn't know http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-08-2001, 04:19 PM
That's not something I'd advertise. You might get flogged.

Pedro The Hutt
04-08-2001, 05:50 PM
PARTY!!!!! Our group exists for a year now! Huh Hah Huh Hah! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-09-2001, 04:05 AM
Yeah, a whole year old. Thanks to all our past, current and future members. You know you want to join us just to find out what is going on with people who know how to have fun.

oninosensi
04-12-2001, 04:28 AM
Smurf waffles now?

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
04-12-2001, 10:36 PM
yes please, then I don't have to russle up any more Belgians because Paul makes his with real Belgians. *wipes sweat of forehead* Phew, safe at last. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
04-13-2001, 03:14 AM
Be sure to get those spices from Kessel we need.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

paulbarnard
04-13-2001, 06:02 AM
Who said anything about stopping Belgian Waffle Wednesdays? It's a popular theme on the Black Flag....YUMMY!!!

Pedro The Hutt
04-13-2001, 09:06 PM
Ah well, I'll better get some more Belgians... And those spices... alright, it's just about an half an hour worth of driving. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif BTW Paul, remember, there are only 10 million Belgians. Don't waste them too fast. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-14-2001, 03:53 AM
2 full sized belgians serve a thousand.

Pedro The Hutt
04-15-2001, 07:24 PM
Oh, alright. I'll get 2 Belgians a week. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif


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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
04-16-2001, 04:25 AM
that should allow the reproduction rate to keep up, and provide a nice selection.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
04-16-2001, 05:59 PM
Yup, and if we should run out, I'll offer Meike for lunch. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

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No!
I am your father.

Pedro The Hutt
04-16-2001, 06:02 PM
Yup, and if we should run out, I'll offer Meike for lunch. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-17-2001, 03:10 AM
Um, if they figure out how to reproduce. They have to watch movies to figure it out.

paulbarnard
04-17-2001, 07:47 PM
Yeah, but they need how to books and videos...how do you think Pedro and Meike's PArents had them?

paulbarnard
04-18-2001, 03:11 AM
yeah, but they need how to videos to do it. Instincually they can't just get together. I asked Pedro's parents about how he was concieved. That's what they told me :P http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

oninosensi
04-18-2001, 10:27 PM
No, your not gonna break out the gammorian porn again!

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

paulbarnard
04-19-2001, 03:27 AM
Nope. Belgian!!!! Not as good as the waffles, but high quality.

oninosensi
04-19-2001, 03:53 AM
Well, at least it is humans this time.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
04-19-2001, 02:03 PM
I can't suply you that. And don't insult my country please http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif. NOR MY PARENTS! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/mad.gif GRRRRRR!!!

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-20-2001, 05:06 AM
I want to start a war...American versus Belgium. Have a nice life belgians. The 53rd state (after we annex Puerto Rico and Cuba), Waffleland.

Pedro The Hutt
04-20-2001, 11:23 PM
Well, like the way Bush is picking fights with everyone in the world, that war might come sooner than expected http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif.

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
04-21-2001, 05:24 AM
What you don't relieze is the NSA changed all the flight paths of china's nukes so they would land in Belgium. They know we like them nice and crispy!

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
04-21-2001, 05:36 PM
Phew, good thing that I'm in a space station hidden between the remains of Alderaan. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
04-22-2001, 04:18 PM
When the hell where you let on board?

See how low our standards are (just joking).

Pedro is an exemplatory member.

oninosensi
04-26-2001, 03:37 PM
He can't get too mad anyway, all the post have been very pro-Belgium.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

paulbarnard
04-27-2001, 03:31 AM
What was Pro-Belgian? After The Rabbid Little Monkeys wipe out the Vong we're taking on Belgium.

paulbarnard
04-27-2001, 03:32 AM
What was Pro-Belgian? After The Rabbid Little Monkeys wipe out the Vong we're taking on Belgium.

oninosensi
04-27-2001, 03:06 PM
Thae last 1000 post have been all about how much we like Belgiums!

Go back and read them if ya don't believe them.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
04-30-2001, 01:53 PM
About time we change subject then. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif hmmm... ADSL is nice once it works. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif ONLINE JK AND XWA, HERE I COME! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
05-04-2001, 03:52 PM
We seemed to have lost our monkey- we think he ran away. So, if anyone should find him- make sure he gets the spanking he deserves.

thank you

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

Pedro The Hutt
05-04-2001, 06:28 PM
No w8, he likes spanking, we need something else.... CUT OFF HIS TAIL! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif. Or be friendly to him, that's also new to him. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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No!
I am your father.

oninosensi
05-05-2001, 04:18 AM
Good point. Hmmm, kill him with kindness, I like it!

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

paulbarnard
05-05-2001, 05:13 AM
Any one caught be nice to me or my kidnappers will be kicked in the nuts and hung on a cross.

Pedro The Hutt
05-06-2001, 12:32 PM
He's BAAAACK. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Hiya Monkey. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Let's be nice to him. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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No!
I am your father.

Pedro The Hutt
05-06-2001, 12:33 PM
He's BAAAACK. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Hiya Monkey. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif Let's be nice to him. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif

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No!
I am your father.

paulbarnard
05-06-2001, 04:10 PM
I will make you suffer Pedro the Hutt...

oninosensi
05-07-2001, 02:15 AM
I guess the 2-1/2 slices of pizza was enough.

Or maybe it was the fact we said they could keep him.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

paulbarnard
05-07-2001, 04:09 AM
Would it be wrong to flame your wife on here oni?

oninosensi
05-07-2001, 04:38 AM
Wrong; yes. Uncalled for, well, I have to think on that one.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

paulbarnard
05-10-2001, 06:54 PM
Well We're still looking for great people to join us. It is that simple. Join us and be whisked away to a world greater than any you can possible imagine.

Boba Rhett
05-10-2001, 07:28 PM
Is there pizza and root beer on this greater world?

oninosensi
05-11-2001, 03:10 AM
"He will join us or die, my monkey."

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

The place Mom warned you about: http://www.geocities.com/oninosensi/Newdays.html

oninosensi
05-11-2001, 03:11 AM
"He will join us or die, my monkey."

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

The place Mom warned you about: http://www.geocities.com/oninosensi/Newdays.html

oninosensi
05-11-2001, 03:12 AM
"He will join us or die, my Monkey."

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

The place Mom warned you about: http://www.geocities.com/oninosensi/Newdays.html

oninosensi
05-12-2001, 12:40 AM
Yes, but no anchovies. They were all eaten.

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Master of Demons, Defender of Underworlds

The place Mom warned you about: http://www.geocities.com/oninosensi/Newdays.html

paulbarnard
05-24-2001, 03:50 AM
I can't believe I've let this slip this long. Well back to work for me.

Wanted, good dedicated team players to join a community that follows a certain path. We exist in a gray area. We're who we are and aren't going to change.

We're neutral, NJO time frame, and currently play 3 systems: XWA, JK, and RPG. Interested, drop me a line.

Pedro The Hutt
05-25-2001, 09:32 AM
What's the matter Paul, want to stay the dominent group here. ;) Give the others some room. :)

paulbarnard
05-26-2001, 05:02 AM
What the hell are you talking about Pedro? Did Andy kick you in the nuts again?

GonkH8er
05-26-2001, 06:41 AM
let it die..... :)

paulbarnard
05-28-2001, 04:56 AM
I would, but Andy will be punished back inhouse if he did. He should know, only I can kick Pedro (or if I want to punish him, I let his sister kick him).

Pedro The Hutt
05-28-2001, 07:57 PM
To be honest.. NO ONE GETS TO KICK ME!
And anyone who tries will get thrown "helluva far"
I PITY THE FOO' THAT WANTS TA KICK ME! :D
Sorry, just felt like talking Mr.T like :)

[ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: Pedro The Hutt ]

paulbarnard
06-04-2001, 03:30 AM
MR. T????? That's the best you got Foo'!!! :D :p :confused:

Pedro The Hutt
06-04-2001, 11:43 AM
Nope, but unlike you I keep my swearing suitable for all ages :D. :D Remember, there are kids around here Ape ;).

MadPoster
06-05-2001, 06:35 PM
i GOT BETTER! I GOT ME!!!! :mad: :D :mad: :rolleyes: :p :p

Commander_598
06-06-2001, 12:13 AM
I hate Pirate groups!

Pedro The Hutt
06-06-2001, 08:59 AM
Arrrr.... right be ye, We'd be a bunch of trrraders now... ;). ARR..

paulbarnard
06-09-2001, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Commander_598:
<STRONG>I hate Pirate groups!</STRONG>
Good, cuz we hate the phoney let's play soldier groups.

andy_nighthawk
06-17-2001, 06:06 PM
listen up ***** (s),

i'm the new recruiter from knight watch.
that means i'm here to recruit members. We're looking for people that want to have fun playing Jk, XWA, or RPG. We're also beginning to prepare for the upcoming releases of theses 3 hot games- Battlegrounds, Jedi Knight 2 and Galaxies.

THEY WILL join us or die, my Monkey.

Pedro The Hutt
06-17-2001, 06:19 PM
Nice one Andy ;) Scare them into joining us ;).

Pedro The Hutt
06-23-2001, 03:55 PM
So anyway, we're still looking for anyone who wants to join a group that prefers fun over skill :).
And can surive one of Paul's grumpy rages ;).

andy_nighthawk
06-27-2001, 03:49 PM
yep. he's not all that bad though. he holds parties and gives us large quantities of alcohol which is ok until you decide to pick a fight with the local Noghri :S

MadPoster
07-01-2001, 10:05 PM
And he is a coward!

THE CHALLANGE HAS BEEN ISSUED!!! (http://www.jediknight.net/cgi-bin/mboard/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=21&t=000108)

And yet he hides! :p :p :cool: :p

MadPoster
07-09-2001, 04:15 PM
I see your monkey continues to hide!

Pedro The Hutt
07-09-2001, 08:58 PM
Actually the entire KW is on vacation :cool:
But as usual I'm loyally standing guard. ;)

MadPoster
07-14-2001, 08:04 PM
NO EXSCUSE!!!

andy_nighthawk
08-08-2001, 09:38 AM
what challenge?

if it's something to do with drink or flying an X-wing (hopefully not together), then I'll kick yer ass!

OH and HURRY UP AND JOIN KW!

Pedro The Hutt
08-14-2001, 02:44 AM
Please ;)

andy_nighthawk
08-15-2001, 09:37 AM
we have bars ;)

Pedro The Hutt
08-17-2001, 03:51 PM
And stuff :D

andy_nighthawk
08-19-2001, 07:02 PM
and women.....and uhhh...........stuff? :D

cenca
08-25-2001, 04:30 PM
hurray, just what we need. Pirates. I think I'll go back to making my thermal nuclear bombs now.
I'll sell um' to you for a overly high price at which you will scream bloody murder when you see.

Ah...the wonderful world of smuggling.

I love my job!

~Qwi

Pedro The Hutt
08-27-2001, 11:20 PM
No prize will make US scream bloody murder ;).

andy_nighthawk
08-28-2001, 02:03 PM
not even a shipment full of alcohol?

Pedro The Hutt
08-31-2001, 02:30 AM
Ah but that's AFTER you guys consumed it. ;)

andy_nighthawk
09-09-2001, 02:00 PM
well suzie had most of it........ :D
i just had a couple of.........barrels ;)