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Homosexual Ewok
06-24-2002, 04:16 AM
I have been in constant contact with Raven about a major game play issue that has utterly destroyed the community.

The other day I was playing on a full Force guns enabled FFA server and this guy with a Storm Trooper rifle and a full ammo clip of 200 spammed nearly the full clip at my drawn saber and, check this out, he managed to get 3, YES 3, shots past my defense!

Can you believe this? I mean if I want to run at someone with my mouse 1 taped down swinging my saber blindly, there is no reason why I should not be able to defend myself!

Due to this major flaw I wrote Raven vice president Buck Thunderhschlong 73 e-mails and demanded a patch on behalf of the Honorable Order of AOL Jedi.

This was his response:

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Thank you for buying Jedi Outcast, if you enjoyed that you should try our new exciting game Soldier of Fortune 2. In stores now!

Sincerely,
Buck Thunderschlong
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I think it looks good for us guys; I'll keep you all posted on our communication.

Emon
06-24-2002, 05:06 AM
You sir, are a true moron. I don't think you realize that it's NOT RAVEN'S CHOICE TO MAKE A PATCH. LucasArts makes ALL calls on game development, patches, source codes, etc. Raven can't do JACK about patches.

Also, if you weren't able to defend yourself from three repeter rounds, it's not because of the game, it's because your a horrible player.

Homosexual Ewok
06-24-2002, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by Emon
You sir, are a true moron. I don't think you realize that it's NOT RAVEN'S CHOICE TO MAKE A PATCH. LucasArts makes ALL calls on game development, patches, source codes, etc. Raven can't do JACK about patches.

Also, if you weren't able to defend yourself from three repeter rounds, it's not because of the game, it's because your a horrible player.

Dear God, I hope that was an attempt at sarcasm.

You did grasp by the blatantly obvious sarcasm in that post, that it was a joke? If not, I hope for the sake of the human race you are unable to produce offspring.

I mean Raven Vice President "Buck Thunderschlong"?
You really didn't buy that did you?

But then again millions subscribe to AOL...

I somehow think you only read the first two lines though. ;)

Raven_Xwing
06-24-2002, 07:16 AM
Timmah!

icefox98
06-24-2002, 07:35 AM
Your name is Homosexual Ewok.

Do you honestly think ANYONE will take you seriously?

I know if I was working at Raven, I would not.

Deetox187
06-24-2002, 07:37 AM
i could tell it was a joke, but sorry it wasn't funny.

ryudom
06-24-2002, 07:48 AM
i don't think it was a joke, more like a flame to all the dang whiners around

Emon
06-24-2002, 08:11 AM
Of course not!

Cal-Gon Gin
06-24-2002, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Emon
You sir, are a true moron. I don't think you realize that it's NOT RAVEN'S CHOICE TO MAKE A PATCH. LucasArts makes ALL calls on game development, patches, source codes, etc. Raven can't do JACK about patches.



Would somebody please provide some proof for this statement?

jarek
06-24-2002, 08:31 AM
1.04 patch thread #9149385566803475
Stop asking for it, cuz its not comming. If you dont like it then join the crowd and play another game.

Homosexual Ewok
06-24-2002, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by ryudom
i don't think it was a joke, more like a flame to all the dang whiners around
Bingo was his name-o.

Homosexual Ewok
06-24-2002, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by jarek
1.04 patch thread #9149385566803475
Stop asking for it, cuz its not comming. If you dont like it then join the crowd and play another game.
Hey admins, can we get a "little plane flying right over the head of a smiley face" icon?

Lime-Light
06-24-2002, 08:57 AM
Or just a gun pionted to a smiley's head, to hasten things up.

Funny sh!t there Homo.

jarek
06-24-2002, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok

Hey admins, can we get a "little plane flying right over the head of a smiley face" icon?

I wasnt responding to your post Homosexual Ewok. It was for the others. Once again, another flame from someone who misunderstood. /sigh

Lime-Light
06-24-2002, 11:25 AM
You get that a lot. Maybe you should make sense once in a while.

SaberPro
06-24-2002, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok

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Thank you for buying Jedi Outcast, if you enjoyed that you should try our new exciting game Soldier of Fortune 2. In stores now!

Sincerely,
Buck Thunderschlong
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Sounds like "We don't care! You got the game and paid us money! No patch is the catch! Buy something else from us!"

But then again Raven can't do anything about the patch....DAMN LEC!!! JUST LET RAVEN DO THEIR PATCH FOR GOD SAKES!

Emon
06-24-2002, 11:48 AM
I know, SaberPro. What LEC seems to be missing out on is that if they IMPROVE the game more people will LIKE it and more people will BUY it.

Blamer
06-24-2002, 11:51 AM
I don't know what's more idiotic, the first post or the impassioned replies to it.

Homosexual Ewok
06-24-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by jarek


I wasnt responding to your post Homosexual Ewok. It was for the others. Once again, another flame from someone who misunderstood. /sigh
Relax dude, I am not jumping you.
Hell, the only reason I pick on QuiteSith so much is he's a little too uptight.
It is just good-natured, old fashioned ball-busting.
I don't take this stuff too seriously, granted it may seem like I jump on people at times, but I can take it just as good as I dish it out so no harm done.

Besides, there are bigger things to worry about in the world than getting mad at someone over a silly (yet so damn fun) game. ;)

Protojedi111
06-24-2002, 02:43 PM
are you really gay in real life?

-Zack>

Homosexual Ewok
06-24-2002, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Protojedi111
are you really gay in real life?

-Zack>
Nope.
Not that I have anything against gay people, I just use names I know people will pounce on.

gonk-raider
06-24-2002, 03:57 PM
poor homo =\ Its unfortunate that your audiance consists of Prepubesant homophobes who couldnt catch a joke.. a witty comment or im sure for that matter a person of the oppsit sexes attention..hence the vilolence on the forum.aand if you people are none of what i claimed..then i should reward you for being such a good actor/actress..oh and blamer its the guy who cant make his mind up over such a simple matter

Pedantic
06-24-2002, 04:04 PM
Homophobe...:rolleyes: I don't get why people would call someone like myself who doesn't agree with the homosexual way of life afraid of them. How is not liking it being afraid of it? Nothing against Homosexual Ewok, of course. ;) :D

Lunatic Jedi
06-24-2002, 04:20 PM
We could get bogged down in all the connotations and semantics of the term homophobe, and, after a long, drawn out and most likely boring discussion, come to a conclusion that we could all agree on and benefit from, but since we don't have time for that, we'll just call you a homophobe.

HOMOPHOBE!!! :p

gonk-raider
06-24-2002, 04:43 PM
yes sir!

SaiyanJedi
06-24-2002, 04:44 PM
so since 1.04 wont come the most servers will be lame server exept for the ones with the patches and stuff.

darn

Lunatic Jedi
06-24-2002, 04:51 PM
*With a manic sneer, Lunatic pokes Pedantic with one of those talking rubber fish, which barks "HOMOPHOBE!" at him constantly.*

CapNColostomy
06-24-2002, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by jarek
1.04 patch thread #9149385566803475
Stop asking for it, cuz its not comming. If you dont like it then join the crowd and play another game.

Isn't this about your #9149385566803475th post saying you aren't playing JKII anymore? Why do you still come here? Just to say you aren't playing? We get it already. No need to keep the posts up.

BTW Ewok, I thought the post was quite funny.

Blamer
06-24-2002, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by gonk-raider
oh and blamer its the guy who cant make his mind up over such a simple matter Your mom.

jarek
06-24-2002, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy


Isn't this about your #9149385566803475th post saying you aren't playing JKII anymore? Why do you still come here? Just to say you aren't playing? We get it already. No need to keep the posts up.

BTW Ewok, I thought the post was quite funny.

might wanna change your colostomy bag bro. cuz ****s overflowing outta your mouth.

FatalStrike
06-24-2002, 10:41 PM
When I read the first post I loud enough for a coworker to peek around the corner see what I was reading a call me a geek.
When I read how angry some of the following remarks were I damn near fell out of my chair.

What is this "are you gay...You sir are a....you're a homophobe...poking with a fish...your mouth is full of..."

This is beautiful, keep making threads like this, I could use a good laugh, I wish everyone understood how to appreciate a good joke! "Bingo was his name-o" and the AOL statement were hilarious!

Emon
06-25-2002, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy


Isn't this about your #9149385566803475th post saying you aren't playing JKII anymore? Why do you still come here? Just to say you aren't playing? We get it already. No need to keep the posts up.

BTW Ewok, I thought the post was quite funny.

I know, just leave already. The more idiots that leave, the nicer, more pure the community becomes. That seems to be the way for most games. Lots of idiots come the first few months, flame everybody, say how the game sucks, flame the developers, etc. After a while they get tired out and go play another game, and you are left with an nice, calm community. Sorta like Massassi I guess, lots of the people there are really nice, and you hardly ever see any flaming. Won't be long before it's all gone from here! :)

CapNColostomy
06-25-2002, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by jarek


might wanna change your colostomy bag bro. cuz ****s overflowing outta your mouth.

Yeah, that's a new one. Never heard it before...WAIT! You're still here?!

jarek
06-25-2002, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy


Yeah, that's a new one. Never heard it before...WAIT! You're still here?!

Wow, youre annoying and keep having to have the last word. Its almost like you are Kal-El in disguise.

StormHammer
06-25-2002, 07:58 AM
Let's all try to get along, now, shall we? No need to start trading insults..they're not appreciated.

If this thread was meant as a joke, well, for some it falls short of the mark. Let's just leave it at that. Thread closed. :cool: